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Title: Why the hell?
Post by: ssgaufan on August 05, 2008, 11:19:09 AM
Does just about every preseason prediction have us losing to bama?  What fucking reason do they have to make this fucking prediction?  You'd think that after six in a fucking row, they would be a little bit smarter, but hell no.  This poll http://cfn.scout.com/2/774927.html has us losing to Mstate, UGA, and UA.  Fuck them, and fuck all of the saban cock sucking bama fans.   :fu:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 05, 2008, 11:23:00 AM
Does just about every preseason prediction have us losing to bama?  What fucking reason do they have to make this fucking prediction?  You'd think that after six in a fucking row, they would be a little bit smarter, but hell no.  This poll http://cfn.scout.com/2/774927.html has us losing to Mstate, UGA, and UA.  Fuck them, and fuck all of the saban cock sucking bama fans.   :fu:

Saban, The Process, 'Crootin Champeenships, blah blah blah.

Let 'em get their hopes up, it just makes November that much sweeter.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on August 05, 2008, 11:26:46 AM
Saban, The Process, 'Crootin Champeenships, blah blah blah.

Let 'em get their hopes up, it just makes November that much sweeter.

Easy to throw a turd on the wall and see what sticks after the fact.  Beano Cook has made an entire career of it.  (I said throw a turd)
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Kaos on August 05, 2008, 01:39:02 PM
Does just about every preseason prediction have us losing to bama?  What fucking reason do they have to make this fucking prediction?  You'd think that after six in a fucking row, they would be a little bit smarter, but hell no.  This poll http://cfn.scout.com/2/774927.html has us losing to Mstate, UGA, and UA.  Fuck them, and fuck all of the saban cock sucking bama fans.   :fu:

Happens most every year. 

The Mobile Press Register is making me physically ill these days.   Saw a thing in there Monday I guess it was where they were sucking the Saban, but also leaning over to slurp on Kevin Steele and Kirby Smary (who the hell ARE those guys, anyway?) and insinuating that they were two of the hottest head coaching prospects around the universe.   

Then on another page was a photo of a kid who went to Bama's camp -- full color -- standing next to Saban (wearing the latest fashions from the french designer "Doucheebag") and being congratulated for making the "All Saban Team"

I hope to FUCKING HELL that the players who come to the Auburn camps don't have a chance to make the All Tuberville team.  That is the most self-serving, pompous, deification-based load of donkey crap I have ever heard of.  The fucking All Saban team?  Give me a break.  I nearly vomited on the paper.  And I hear today the MPR has another glorification of Lord Saban above the fold on the front page.  God help us all if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: ssgaufan on August 05, 2008, 01:54:52 PM
Happens most every year. 

The Mobile Press Register is making me physically ill these days.   Saw a thing in there Monday I guess it was where they were sucking the Saban, but also leaning over to slurp on Kevin Steele and Kirby Smary (who the hell ARE those guys, anyway?) and insinuating that they were two of the hottest head coaching prospects around the universe.   

Then on another page was a photo of a kid who went to Bama's camp -- full color -- standing next to Saban (wearing the latest fashions from the french designer "Doucheebag") and being congratulated for making the "All Saban Team"

I hope to FUCKING HELL that the players who come to the Auburn camps don't have a chance to make the All Tuberville team.  That is the most self-serving, pompous, deification-based load of donkey crap I have ever heard of.  The fucking All Saban team?  Give me a break.  I nearly vomited on the paper.  And I hear today the MPR has another glorification of Lord Saban above the fold on the front page.  God help us all if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two.

Yesterday on one of the sports talk shows they were saying that McElwain (I guess that's how you spell the OC's name) was one of the hottest head coach prospects.   DAMN they're loaded.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Rancid Milk on August 05, 2008, 02:08:20 PM
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Kevin Steele and Kirby Smary (who the hell ARE those guys, anyway?) and insinuating that they were two of the hottest head coaching prospects around the universe.

The two items I bolded should be considered mutually exclusive...Kevin Steele failed miserably as Baylor's head coach (9-36) and made probably THE dumbest head coaching decision of the last decade in 1999:

With the clock running and five seconds left in the game, Baylor was ahead 24-21 on the UNLV 8. UNLV had no timeouts. Baylor ran a dive. The ball was stripped, picked up one yard in the end zone by UNLV's Kevin Thomas, who ran 101 yards for the game-winning touchdown. Baylor lost 27-24.

This time of the year is a time when I am happy to be far, far away from the Alabama sports media...to those of you who are inundated by it, just put on your hip waders, hold your nose and wait for the season to actually start.  Hopefully Clemson will throw some cold water on the love-fest come the 30th.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2008, 02:33:18 PM
I saw where a week or two ago, there were some posts on Phil Steele's here on some other board.  I refused to look at it because I didn't want to be a hypocrit if he was giving Auburn props.  I got sick and tired of seeing him pick Bama as his darkhorse team to win it all each and every freakin' year....without rhyme or reason to back it up.  It was just, "They are Bama, therefore I will honk the bobo."
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: fred on August 05, 2008, 03:37:46 PM
I saw where a week or two ago, there were some posts on Phil Steele's here on some other board.  I refused to look at it because I didn't want to be a hypocrit if he was giving Auburn props.  I got sick and tired of seeing him pick Bama as his darkhorse team to win it all each and every freakin' year....without rhyme or reason to back it up.  It was just, "They are Bama, therefore I will honk the bobo."

Your just pissed cause we gonna wipe the floor with those orange mullets this year.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Kaos on August 05, 2008, 04:25:36 PM
Your just pissed cause we gonna wipe the floor with those orange mullets this year.

I told those idiot Bammers working for the Mexican crew who are remodeling my house to STOP using their mullet hair to polish my hardwood floors becasuse the floor wax would turn their hair orange and the hair grease would damage my floors.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 05, 2008, 06:21:25 PM
Bob Neal from CSS Talkin' Football said he has inside information that Bama is back and is going to be the darkhorse of the SEC. 

Apparently, Bob Neal is fucking Miss Cleo. 
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on August 06, 2008, 02:45:15 AM
No way in 3 hell's Miss.St beats us this year :thumbsup: and Ps fuck and fist Fred.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: stewiegriffin on August 06, 2008, 09:17:47 AM
It's an amazing cult of personality the media has built up around that little sawed off little fuck, If you look at his body of work it's just not that impressive but the media acts like he reinvented the game of football, a typical 9-3, 8-4 coach who accidentally won a MNC and they act like he's fucking knute rockne. But make no mistake about it all this bammer hoopla truly helps their recruiting, but I guess that would be the point now wouldn't it? when we lay 40 on those mother fuckers this year.... nothing will change the media will still suck on the saban tit
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: WAR-MATT on August 07, 2008, 09:46:02 AM
This fall will be harder than when men-teets left them.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: BLS on August 08, 2008, 09:08:54 AM
God help us all if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two.


You know it's going to happen, I don't know when but it will. You guys have had a lot of fun with it but as that saying goes,'' what comes around goes around.'' It's  very true. Some how things seem to go in cycles.
I'm sure things will get quite ugly when they do. What's going to be bad , possibly, is if this new offense doesn't work out and top it off with a couple Bama wins in the Iron Bowl. That's where the trouble will start and fucking explode.
That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not saying I'll be one of those guys but hey , turn around is fair play      :poke:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AUChizad on August 08, 2008, 09:18:36 AM

You know it's going to happen, I don't know when but it will. You guys have had a lot of fun with it but as that saying goes,'' what comes around goes around.'' It's  very true. Some how things seem to go in cycles.
I'm sure things will get quite ugly when they do. What's going to be bad , possibly, is if this new offense doesn't work out and top it off with a couple Bama wins in the Iron Bowl. That's where the trouble will start and fucking explode.
That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not saying I'll be one of those guys but hey , turn around is fair play      :poke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYnZL0BOXDc
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 08, 2008, 09:25:21 AM

You know it's going to happen, I don't know when but it will. You guys have had a lot of fun with it but as that saying goes,'' what comes around goes around.'' It's  very true. Some how things seem to go in cycles.
I'm sure things will get quite ugly when they do. What's going to be bad , possibly, is if this new offense doesn't work out and top it off with a couple Bama wins in the Iron Bowl. That's where the trouble will start and fucking explode.
That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not saying I'll be one of those guys but hey , turn around is fair play      :poke:

What the fuck ever dude...and oh yeah...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Auburn fans have heard all the bullshit for years and years! We have had to put up with the same bullshit from you guys if you are kicking our ass or if we have beat you 6 times in a row. THat's what pisses us of about you arrogant fucktards. If you are winning, "It's how it's supposed to be"...if you are losing, there are a ton of excuses and "we will be back! we are bama. Saban is god. Tradition yada fucking yada..."

The FACT is...it may turn arouund for Alabama...hell, it has too. But that doesn't mean that you will be the dominant school in the state for years and years like you were in the late 60's and 70's. Auburn has too strong of a program now and there is nothing...NOTHING that the University of Alabama or Nick fucking Saban can do about it!!!
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: stewiegriffin on August 08, 2008, 09:32:18 AM

You know it's going to happen, I don't know when but it will. You guys have had a lot of fun with it but as that saying goes,'' what comes around goes around.'' It's  very true. Some how things seem to go in cycles.
I'm sure things will get quite ugly when they do. What's going to be bad , possibly, is if this new offense doesn't work out and top it off with a couple Bama wins in the Iron Bowl. That's where the trouble will start and fucking explode.
That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not saying I'll be one of those guys but hey , turn around is fair play      :poke:



thats why you "people" have such bad karma now, the way you acted before you were forced by the NCAA to play by the rules. Yep, turn around is exactly fair play. Hope you are enjoying it. I expect us to lose to you at some point, maybe this year, maybe not but until then
bama is  :pwnd:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AUChizad on August 08, 2008, 09:33:42 AM
In a somewhat related topic to the original post, it is almost eerie how absent we are from all things ESPN. I've been watching College Football Live every day since it started back up, and the only time I heard the word "Auburn" was when answering an e-mail where someone asked what they thought about us this season.

Answer: "Not much. I mean, they're a good team and all, but they just play in a great conference so they'll just be average by comparison."

What the fuck?

Similarly, I've seen on some page on the ESPN site where like 10 columnists picked who they thought would win each division of each conference. 100% picked LSU to win the west. 100%! They act as if they blow us away every year, and they're NOT starting a Harvard transfer at QB!

 If the conversation were, "It's hard to say right now, it's neck and neck between Auburn and LSU" similar to the conversation about Florida and Georgia in the east, I'd be cool with that. Nope, LSU is the only team with a shadow of a chance next year.  :taunt:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 08, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
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That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not sure there's ever been a more fine example of the pot calling the kettle black.   Remember "gridiron", that you were one of the most ruthless, toothless, classless jackasses at AUN, before you came here claiming to turn a new leaf.   It took no more than one or two challenges from a few of us to get your panties so far up your ass canyon that you heard echos everytime you passed gas.  

You ARE neck nation.   There is nothing you can say here, with the cred you have and expect anything other than a verbal beat down, whether it's from me, or anyone else here.  Have a great afternoon, and I SINCERELY hope you keep coming here.

 :taunt:


I hear ya Chizad, I haven't seen anything on Auburn yet on ESPN, or anywhere else for that matter nationally, yet there we sit, #11, or around about.   I love how they speak like everyone wants to talk about those teams, so that's why they do it, but they're physically located in that part of the country.  ESPN anymore reminds me more and more of the drunk "Wedding Singer" (Adam Sandler).... "I HAVE THE MICROPHONE SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY WORD I SAY!!!!!

Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on August 08, 2008, 09:43:55 AM

You know it's going to happen, I don't know when but it will. You guys have had a lot of fun with it but as that saying goes,'' what comes around goes around.'' It's  very true. Some how things seem to go in cycles.
I'm sure things will get quite ugly when they do. What's going to be bad , possibly, is if this new offense doesn't work out and top it off with a couple Bama wins in the Iron Bowl. That's where the trouble will start and fucking explode.
That's the problem with dogging some body. Eventually it seems to come back on you. Six years worth of dogging has a way of building. Not that some neck ass fans need any encouragement. ( I'm refering to some of my more assanine fan base here)


Not saying I'll be one of those guys but hey , turn around is fair play      :poke:

What's funny is the cycle that this goes in.  See people my age or older see the current AU run as payback for all the shit we had to take back in the 70's.  A lot of people younger than me have never seen the days when UA was consistently on top so to UA folks that age think they have been screwed with without reason or cause.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: ssgaufan on August 08, 2008, 09:58:07 AM
We sit there at #11 and get no mention, but fucking Mizzou and KU get all this fucking love about how they are something now, and the big 12 is going to be as strong if not stronger than the SEC.  I say fuck em all.

Oh yeah, they also say the winner of the USC/OSU game has a spot in the MNC.  Already.  I bet Herbsucker is sure pulling for his beloved, and highly overrated fuckeyes to win that one, so he can slob on tressel's nob all season long.  Apparently ole sweatervest has a nice cock, or drinks alot of pineapple juice.  I mean why else would herbie suck on so much?

 :fu: ESPN
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on August 08, 2008, 10:23:13 AM
We sit there at #11 and get no mention, but fucking Mizzou and KU get all this fucking love about how they are something now, and the big 12 is going to be as strong if not stronger than the SEC.  I say fuck em all.

Oh yeah, they also say the winner of the USC/OSU game has a spot in the MNC.  Already.  I bet Herbsucker is sure pulling for his beloved, and highly overrated fuckeyes to win that one, so he can slob on tressel's nob all season long.  Apparently ole sweatervest has a nice cock, or drinks alot of pineapple juice.  I mean why else would herbie suck on so much?

 :fu: ESPN

Ohio State better be worried about 9/20 when the men of Troy invade Columbus!  They screw around and let Troy stay in the game and it could be pretty damn funny for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AUChizad on August 08, 2008, 10:42:46 AM
That game is circled on my calendar. I'm not pulling too hard for them to win their opener in Baton Rouge, but I won't shed a tear for sure if they do pull it off. Ohio State's the team I want to see them whip. If that could happen, then Ohio State could pull off beating USC, I would be a happy man.

But yeah, I guess I'm not going to bitch too much about us not getting love, as long as we're sitting at a decent spot (#11 will do) and we can knock off some of our highly ranked opponents. As long as they don't ignore us at the end of the year again, which I can't see how they can possibly do considering our schedule of supposed world beaters this year.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: BLS on August 08, 2008, 07:23:17 PM
What the fuck ever dude...and oh yeah...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Auburn fans have heard all the bullshit for years and years! We have had to put up with the same bullshit from you guys if you are kicking our ass or if we have beat you 6 times in a row. THat's what pisses us of about you arrogant fucktards. If you are winning, "It's how it's supposed to be"...if you are losing, there are a ton of excuses and "we will be back! we are bama. Saban is god. Tradition yada fucking yada..."

The FACT is...it may turn arouund for Alabama...hell, it has too. But that doesn't mean that you will be the dominant school in the state for years and years like you were in the late 60's and 70's. Auburn has too strong of a program now and there is nothing...NOTHING that the University of Alabama or Nick fucking Saban can do about it!!!



Ok asshole, before you lump me in to the mainstream, why don't you back your  fucked up attitude into the ass your talkin' out of.
All I said was eventually we'll get the streak beat.  Yes, things will get ugly as far as fans and the media,''especially if Bama rips off a couple wins and the new offense doesn't pan out''. And it was in response to this....

''.  God help us all if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two. ''

A comment by Kaos that I responded to. Did you not read that? I doubt it. You saw a Bammer responding. Get your fucking red neck head out of you ass long enough to stay up with what the fuck I am replaying to.
I've never said Saban was god and a matter of fact, if you can belive truth through that cromagmun cranium of yours,  you think headed mother fucker, I've only seen and heard it from dumb fucks like yourself. Talk about stupid mother fuckers. Geezz.

I don't want to fucking fight constantly here. I'm trying to have a bit of fun but redneck dickheads like yourself are making it hard to do that. This also means you to auchopper( a hardy fuck you).


By  the way, to the rest of you sons a bitches, that'd be Mr. Jumbo, '' The ''Prowler, Sani and the rest.........
good to be back around you aubienite assholes.
with repects of course     :moon:
 
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: BLS on August 08, 2008, 07:31:07 PM
I knew you'd be on this shit quick chopper. I 'm not getting in to another no win bullshit session with you.
I know your true colors and I don't have time for your usless Bullshit so knock yourself out  with the insults and bait.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 09, 2008, 12:28:00 AM


Ok asshole, before you lump me in to the mainstream, why don't you back your  fucked up attitude into the ass your talkin' out of.
All I said was eventually we'll get the streak beat.  Yes, things will get ugly as far as fans and the media,''especially if Bama rips off a couple wins and the new offense doesn't pan out''. And it was in response to this....

''.  God help us all if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two. ''

A comment by Kaos that I responded to. Did you not read that? I doubt it. You saw a Bammer responding. Get your fucking red neck head out of you ass long enough to stay up with what the fuck I am replaying to.
I've never said Saban was god and a matter of fact, if you can belive truth through that cromagmun cranium of yours,  you think headed mother fucker, I've only seen and heard it from dumb fucks like yourself. Talk about stupid mother fuckers. Geezz.

I don't want to fucking fight constantly here. I'm trying to have a bit of fun but redneck dickheads like yourself are making it hard to do that. This also means you to auchopper( a hardy fuck you).


By  the way, to the rest of you sons a bitches, that'd be Mr. Jumbo, '' The ''Prowler, Sani and the rest.........
good to be back around you aubienite assholes.
with repects of course     :moon:
 

Your attitude just wreaks of the arrogance that Auburn fans hate. And I have never called anyone a "bammer" and if you never said that saban was god...you are one of the only ones. You calling me a redneck is funny...
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on August 09, 2008, 03:43:13 AM
With the help of Bls we should have a fun football season at the X :vn:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: BLS on August 09, 2008, 09:35:15 AM
Your attitude just wreaks of the arrogance that Auburn fans hate. And I have never called anyone a "bammer" and if you never said that saban was god...you are one of the only ones. You calling me a redneck is funny...


Your attitude wreaks of the arrogance that Bama folks hate. See nothing there in that statement you just wrote. It's as hollow as the point you're trying to make.
Did you even stop to read my responce to Kaos? Did you? By your post it appears that you didn't.

Here's what you wrote:

''What the fuck ever dude...and oh yeah...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Auburn fans have heard all the bullshit for years and years! We have had to put up with the same bullshit from you guys if you are kicking our ass or if we have beat you 6 times in a row. THat's what pisses us of about you arrogant fucktards. If you are winning, "It's how it's supposed to be"...if you are losing, there are a ton of excuses and "we will be back! we are bama. Saban is god. Tradition yada fucking yada..."

The FACT is...it may turn arouund for Alabama...hell, it has too. But that doesn't mean that you will be the dominant school in the state for years and years like you were in the late 60's and 70's. Auburn has too strong of a program now and there is nothing...NOTHING that the University of Alabama or Nick fucking Saban can do about it!!!''

Fuck me and the horse I rode in on? really , arrogant fucktard''?  I haven't been back here for two days and already you ''people'' can't seem to keep from getting attitudes.Yea you don't have an attitude problem.   :taunt:



''
thats why you "people" have such bad karma now, the way you acted before you were forced by the NCAA to play by the rules. Yep, turn around is exactly fair play. Hope you are enjoying it. I expect us to lose to you at some point, maybe this year, maybe not but until then
bama is''


 Stewie, You shouldn't lump every fan base into one description. You have your share of stupid fucking morons for fans as well. Wouldn't you agree? Do you act like them? Do you consider yourself in the same way as far as actions ,how you speak and act? Maybe you are one of those fans Huh?
I didn't act that way before. And YOU  ''people'' act that way now so what makes you ''people'' any better than what some Bama fans were acting like before? seem to me your just like those ''people'' that you hate so much. How's that for calling the kettle black chopper chief?

Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 09, 2008, 10:02:20 AM
I knew you'd be on this shit quick chopper. I 'm not getting in to another no win bullshit session with you.
I know your true colors and I don't have time for your usless Bullshit so knock yourself out  with the insults and bait.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl:

We have other "bammers" here that don't garner the attention you get.   I'm just not letting your "gridiron" days, and obvious combustable attitude go unchecked.   I KNEWWWWWW it would only take ONE post calling you out, and you'd freak the fuck out.  Amazing how I seemed to call that.   You are the very NECK you claim to NOT be.  You're in fact, the very WORST type.   

We'll have conversations with the Bama fans, and keep "bitches" like yourself around for the poking from time to time.  Fact is, you'd be accepted here more if you were just the prick you really are, but the false front is nothing more than that... FALSE.  Fuck that.


Have a great Saturday Grid.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: BLS on August 09, 2008, 05:01:03 PM
I'm having a wonderful Saturday, Went to the movies, took my family, including my son and his girlfriend to luch after. Great day indeed.
Your well wishes  are very heart felt.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2008, 07:19:12 PM
Vein-popping rant

Okay, so the line that set you off was "God help us if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two." 

Let's break it down. 

First, do you deny that Saban is a smarmy bastard? Because if you do, then there's no need to continue this discussion. The guy oozes smarm and is a complete bastard.  So we've established that.  It's one of those irrefutable facts.  If you want to argue this point, then we might as well add discussions of whether the world is flat to the menu. 

Second, do you deny that there is a fan and media deification of the smarmy bastard? Because if you do, then again the discussion is over. It is an undeniable fact. Everyone agrees.

Third, do you deny that there is little basis for the deification? Here we might have some room for discussion.  My personal opinion is that overall, Saban has proved to be a mediocre coach at best. My personal opinion is that his hype far outweighs his substance.  But this position does allow for some discussion.

And finally, since we take items 1 and 2 to be fact, then the statement as a whole is true regardless of whether the third condition is met.  As he is already deified, God help us if the smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two because the fealty would reach the standards rank and file Germans once accorded Adolf Hitler.
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 10, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
That was a great read Kaos!

Unfortunately, I'm not sure BLS will understand half of it.  He'll kiss your ass as if he does though.  Get ready for a bammer knob slobbing...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 10, 2008, 10:00:02 PM
Game, Set, Match...
Title: Re: Why the hell?
Post by: fred on August 11, 2008, 03:10:35 PM
Okay, so the line that set you off was "God help us if that smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two." 

Let's break it down. 

First, do you deny that Saban is a smarmy bastard? Because if you do, then there's no need to continue this discussion. The guy oozes smarm and is a complete bastard.  So we've established that.  It's one of those irrefutable facts.  If you want to argue this point, then we might as well add discussions of whether the world is flat to the menu. 

Second, do you deny that there is a fan and media deification of the smarmy bastard? Because if you do, then again the discussion is over. It is an undeniable fact. Everyone agrees.

Third, do you deny that there is little basis for the deification? Here we might have some room for discussion.  My personal opinion is that overall, Saban has proved to be a mediocre coach at best. My personal opinion is that his hype far outweighs his substance.  But this position does allow for some discussion.

And finally, since we take items 1 and 2 to be fact, then the statement as a whole is true regardless of whether the third condition is met.  As he is already deified, God help us if the smarmy bastard ever wins a game or two because the fealty would reach the standards rank and file Germans once accorded Adolf Hitler.
Mediocre? Ya'll are just jealous that we've got a coach that's gonna make us national champs in 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!