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Title: Gettin Worried
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 02, 2013, 01:05:24 PM
I didn't realize we only have 11 committed players and 2 already signed.  That's, um, well, let me see if my math is right, only 13 players!

And one is a kicker and one is a punter. 

And Dee Liner is considered a lock to flip to Alabama. 

I'm going to go chew my nails. 
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: AWK on January 02, 2013, 01:21:00 PM
Don't worry, we can always grab non-rated Junior College kids...
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
Just went over to al.com and they had a write up on AU/UA kids in the All Star game this weekend.  Gave each one's bio and 2-3 sentences about them.  6 Bama guys all had glowing write ups.  For all 3 AU commits, it focused on them possibly flipping.  There was even an article on Jeremy Johnson still considering Ole Miss.  A lot of negative press and uncertainty.  But, I will say the addition of Garner is going to pay big dividends before it's all said and done.   
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 02, 2013, 02:39:51 PM
I agree that this class is going to suck...however.........
 
As I have stated previously...

Quote
I would rather lose every recruit in this class than to keep Chizik.

It looks like I may get my wish. And I am ok with it...
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 03:03:48 PM
13 commits.  6 of them are 4 star and 2 of them are 5 star players.  I put our chances at better than 50/50 (Or 63%) on getting 5* Rueben Foster back.  We're supposedly solid in the mix for several more prime timers including Montraviosity Adams.  I keep thinking I have to realize this is a whole new staff and they're targeting a lot of different kids who weren't on our radar before.  I'm also hoping that Garner has a few guys he could flip from UGA.   
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2013, 03:05:49 PM
I'm thinking that by signing day, Auburn fans will be very pleased with this signing class.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 03:13:31 PM
I'm thinking that by signing day, Auburn fans will be very pleased with this signing class.

I've heard we've got silent commits from both D'Glester Hardunkichud and Ozamataz Buckshank.  Don't be surprised if T'Carpetron Dookmarriott doesn't follow as soon as those two announce.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 04:15:08 PM
I've heard we've got silent commits from both D'Glester Hardunkichud and Ozamataz Buckshank.  Don't be surprised if T'Carpetron Dookmarriott doesn't follow as soon as those two announce.

Don't you dare. Don't you tease us like that you sick bastard. Dont dangle the dream and take it away!
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 02, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
I've heard we've got silent commits from both D'Glester Hardunkichud and Ozamataz Buckshank.  Don't be surprised if T'Carpetron Dookmarriott doesn't follow as soon as those two announce.

So we are going that way??????

https://www.facebook.com/willpowerfulegweak   
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 04:32:28 PM
So we are going that way??????

https://www.facebook.com/willpowerfulegweak

I probably jumped the gun on Buckshank because it's been rumored that he's a package deal with team mate, Juckmerius Tacktheritrix.  Everybody knows Tacktheritrix has been solid to College of Charleston from day 1.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 04:40:36 PM
I probably jumped the gun on Buckshank because it's been rumored that he's a package deal with team mate, Juckmerius Tacktheritrix.  Everybody knows Tacktheritrix has been solid to College of Charleston from day 1.

He plays teh beisbolz too?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2013, 04:42:38 PM
I probably jumped the gun on Buckshank because it's been rumored that he's a package deal with team mate, Juckmerius Tacktheritrix.  Everybody knows Tacktheritrix has been solid to College of Charleston from day 1.

I'm still holding out hope for a signing day surprise of Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar and Hingle McCringleberry.  Fingers crossed!
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
I'm still holding out hope for a signing day surprise of Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar and Hingle McCringleberry.  Fingers crossed!

You really think we have a chance at either of those? I can see us landing D'Squarious Green or X-Wing @ Aliciousness.  But Javarison-Lamar and McCringleberry haven't even been on our radar.  Unless....you know something.  Skreetz?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
You really think we have a chance at either of those? I can see us landing D'Squarious Green or X-Wing @ Aliciousness.  But Javarison-Lamar and McCringleberry haven't even been on our radar.  Unless....you know something.  Skreetz?

It's no secret that McCringleberry has been an Auburn fan since he and EEEE EEEEEEEE went to teh Big Cat Weekend.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 05:03:06 PM
You really think we have a chance at either of those? I can see us landing D'Squarious Green or X-Wing @ Aliciousness.  But Javarison-Lamar and McCringleberry haven't even been on our radar.  Unless....you know something.  Skreetz?

Im not getting excited until I see names on dotted lines. But yeah, fingers crossed!!!! Sorry I can't hide it. The prospect of getting those two is most exhilarating.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 05:05:38 PM
Im not getting excited until I see names on dotted lines. But yeah, fingers crossed!!!! Sorry I can't hide it. The prospect of getting those two is most exhilarating.

Well, get ready to salivate.  Word is, Garner is about to flip T'variousness King.

God, I'm addicted to this recruiting stuff.  I can't help myself.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 05:09:26 PM
Well, get ready to salivate.  Word is, Garner is about to flip T'variousness King.

God, I'm addicted to this recruiting stuff.  I can't help myself.
17 year old black boys excite you. Perfectly normal.

Damn this is awesome news. I feel like drinking PBR and kareoking Patches by Clarence Carter. Oh yes. 
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2013, 05:14:43 PM
17 year old black boys excite you. Perfectly normal.

Damn this is awesome news. I feel like drinking PBR and kareoking Patches by Clarence Carter. Oh yes.

I'm depending on you, son.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
I'm depending on you, son.

My papa was a great old man
I can see him with a shovel in his hands, see
Education he never had
He did wonders when the times got bad
The little money from the crops he raised
Barely paid the bills we made
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 05:21:16 PM
I'm depending on you, son.

Watch it pal. I have video of you singing friends in low places in a drunken state.

Where do you think I got the patches idea from?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 05:21:43 PM
So THS, still worried?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 02, 2013, 05:24:05 PM
So THS, still worried?

I mean seriously, what's his deal? All these skreets and such.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2013, 05:27:18 PM
I mean seriously, what's his deal? All these skreets and such.

I know, right?  Usually, this is premium info that would never make it to this forum for public consumption.  But damn it, sometimes I just can't keep it all to myself.  What's the use of being this connected if you can't occasionally let others know how awesome you are?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2013, 05:32:47 PM
I know, right?  Usually, this is premium info that would never make it to this forum for public consumption.  But damn it, sometimes I just can't keep it all to myself.  What's the use of being this connected if you can't occasionally let others know how awesome you are?

I know!  My Brother-in-law says the same thing all the time.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2013, 08:38:12 AM
I know!  My Brother-in-law says the same thing all the time.

I have some grade A BIL stories I could tell you.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2013, 10:05:31 AM
I have some grade A BIL stories I could tell you.

Do not pretend you are like me. 
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2013, 10:15:40 AM
Been watching a little of the UnderArmour competitions this week and getting pumped at the possibilities....and pissed off thinking how the rich might keep getting richer at our expense.  Have no idea how Rueben Foster will be as a D1 player.  He may be the next coming of Ray Lewis (Not in the murdering sense) or he may be lost as hell.  But I watched him in one of the competitions last night and dizzam, that guy is a physical specimen.  I want this kid back.   
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2013, 10:59:57 AM
Im not getting excited until I see names on dotted lines. But yeah, fingers crossed!!!! Sorry I can't hide it. The prospect of getting those two is most exhilarating.

We make them sign the loan papers?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Saniflush on January 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AM
We make them sign the loan papers?

shhh.  keep that down home.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2013, 11:02:29 AM
Watch it pal. I have video of you singing friends in low places in a drunken state.

Where do you think I got the patches idea from?


Wife does too, caught her in the bathroom watching last week.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2013, 11:11:44 AM
shhh.  keep that down home.

Only if you're cuz
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: AUChizad on January 03, 2013, 11:34:51 AM
I know, right?  Usually, this is premium info that would never make it to this forum for public consumption.  But damn it, sometimes I just can't keep it all to myself.  What's the use of being this connected if you can't occasionally let others know how awesome you are?
:yallfu:
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2013, 12:51:22 PM
:yallfu:

It's a gift
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2013, 03:58:25 PM
Reading an article on al.com about AU/UA commits at the All Star week.  Again, every mention of each and every Bama commit is a shower of praise and a list of accolades.  Each and every AU commit was.."He's a verbal to Auburn but he's going to be visiting other schools and keeping his options open."  Or, "Most don't think he's a solid verbal, although he doesn't talk much about recruiting..." 

It did go on to say that Lawson, Liner and Montrviciousity Adams have been totally dominant and that Adams and Lawson talk a lot, with Adams saying he'd like to play with Lawson at the next level. Now, all the haters aside, how would you like to land Adams along with Lawson, Liner and Foster?  I truly believe that's a better possibility than many might think. 
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2013, 04:07:05 PM
Reading an article on al.com about AU/UA commits at the All Star week.  Again, every mention of each and every Bama commit is a shower of praise and a list of accolades.  Each and every AU commit was.."He's a verbal to Auburn but he's going to be visiting other schools and keeping his options open."  Or, "Most don't think he's a solid verbal, although he doesn't talk much about recruiting..." 

It did go on to say that Lawson, Liner and Montrviciousity Adams have been totally dominant and that Adams and Lawson talk a lot, with Adams saying he'd like to play with Lawson at the next level. Now, all the haters aside, how would you like to land Adams along with Lawson, Liner and Foster?  I truly believe that's a better possibility than many might think.


If that comes to be I'll let you have your way with Mrs. Dal I'll buy you a drink at teh X-gate next year.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: djsimp on January 03, 2013, 04:11:31 PM
If your scared, then say you scared.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2013, 04:17:29 PM

If that comes to be I'll let you have your way with Mrs. Dal I'll buy you a drink at teh X-gate next year.

How bout' I buy Mrs. Dallas a drink and you have your way with me....wait, I mean she buys me a drink and I have my way with yo...um, wait....her...she has her way with me...after I buy Buzz a drink. 

I think I can go with that.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 03, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
Craig plus Garner? 

Not worried anymore.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
Craig plus Garner? 

Not worried anymore.
Plus Harbison, plus Smith?

Definitely not worried.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: jmar on January 04, 2013, 04:56:51 AM
Plus Harbison, plus Smith?

Definitely not worried.
War Damn New Ballgame Bitches!
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2013, 09:09:44 AM
Craig plus Garner? 

Not worried anymore.

Atta boy...I knew you couldnt resist mine and Snags' skreets. And just wait when we pull that NSD surprise and sign T'Jarvious Oberblauw
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2013, 10:14:42 AM
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The Auburn Tigers saw their 2013 recruiting class begin to dwindle after the firing of Gene Chizik but just a few weeks and a few big coaching hires later, Auburn finds itself in the thick of it for some of the nation's top recruits, some of whom weren't even considering Auburn before Malzahn and his staff arrived on the Plains.

This week, al.com returns with an all new episode of the Auburn Football Podcast. Each week, al.com sports producer Matt Scalici will bring you conversations with journalists, experts and fans about Auburn football.

This week, Matt is joined by Auburn bloggers Blake Ells from CollegeAndMagnolia.com and WarBlogle from WarBlogle.com as they discuss the latest on Malzahn's recruiting efforts, including Thursday night's hiring of former Auburn star Dameyune Craig. Listen to Matt, Blake and Blogle discuss these and more issues in this week's episode: http://filmnerds.com/AUFootball1_4_13.mp3

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/01/tigers_becoming_major_player_o.html

Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 04, 2013, 10:27:05 AM
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some of whom weren't even considering Auburn before Malzahn and his staff arrived on the Plains.

 :bounce:
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 11:26:32 AM
How bout' I buy Mrs. Dallas a drink and you have your way with me....wait, I mean she buys me a drink and I have my way with yo...um, wait....her...she has her way with me...after I buy Buzz a drink. 

I think I can go with that.

How about she buys the drinks makes sammiches and leaves us alone?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 04, 2013, 11:30:52 AM
How about she buys the drinks makes sammiches and leaves us alone?

How about she takes the dink, shakes mammories, and you leave us alone?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 11:47:07 AM
How about she takes the dink, shakes mammories, and you leave us alone?

I'll ask them this weekend. :tits:
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 04, 2013, 11:49:10 AM
I'll ask them this weekend. :tits:

Pics please
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2013, 11:50:11 AM
:bounce:

Exactly. HUNH is bama's worst nightmare. And the entire SEC for that matter. Scoring AT WILL. And a D that will make it look as if AU cloned Clowney.

Jake Holland??? I dunno.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 11:55:56 AM
Pics please

PG-13 (Destin 2008)

I swear I think she lost a bet and got stuck with me.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Picture095_zps9da00492.jpg)
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2013, 12:02:09 PM
PG-13 (Destin 2008)

I swear I think she lost a bet and got stuck with me.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Picture095_zps9da00492.jpg)

I think you both did good.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: AUChizad on January 04, 2013, 12:07:22 PM
I think you both did good.
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
I think you both did good.

Well she does owe me some money, SO I am kind of waiting on that.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 04, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
My God, those are huge boats behind you.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 12:53:41 PM
My God, those are huge boats behind you.

I can assure you that there was some motorin going on.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2013, 12:58:07 PM
Quote
My God, those are huge boats behind you.

Motorboats
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
We need not mention that I posted that picture of her in this thread to her at teh next X-gate.

Ahh what the hell, go ahead.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2013, 02:19:51 PM
How about she buys the drinks makes sammiches and leaves us alone?

This guy ^^^ is a veteran folks.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2013, 09:44:11 PM
We need not mention that I posted that picture of her in this thread to her at teh next X-gate.

Ahh what the hell, go ahead.

If she didn't dump your ass after the last X-Gate, you're good...
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2013, 02:09:47 PM
]I have little doubt that the staff recoups to at least a top 15 finish in recruiting (whatever the standards) but I fully expect Auburn (under Malzahn) to initially resemble the team that faced Northwestern in the bowl game of '09. Just think it's ridiculous to think there will be some sort of major shift change in the SEC West in light of the recent beatdowns administered by our rivals. I do however expect better in 2014.   
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 06, 2013, 02:53:44 PM
If she didn't dump your ass after the last X-Gate, you're good...

I had the rental car fob, and the password to download the boarding passes.

I call it wife security.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 06, 2013, 04:24:04 PM
Derunya "Bear" Wilson, the 6'6" 220 pound WR and Ben Bradley were at AU today.
This must be the 6'6" WR/QB they were after. I dunno.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3K_m56Hso#t=1m18s

http://247sports.com/Player/DeRunnya-Wilson-24342

Ht: 6-4.5 | Wt: 212 | 40: 4.56

Mitch Stults, Jeremy Johnson, De' Runnya Wilson, Reuben Foster, and 4*Ben Bradley all in Auburn right now visiting with Gus Malzahn

Mitch Stults highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjpJBrl0vRk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2013, 07:37:39 PM
Derunya "Bear" Wilson, the 6'6" 220 pound WR and Ben Bradley were at AU today.
This must be the 6'6" WR/QB they were after. I dunno.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3K_m56Hso#t=1m18s

http://247sports.com/Player/DeRunnya-Wilson-24342

Ht: 6-4.5 | Wt: 212 | 40: 4.56

Mitch Stults, Jeremy Johnson, De' Runnya Wilson, Reuben Foster, and 4*Ben Bradley all in Auburn right now visiting with Gus Malzahn

Mitch Stults highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjpJBrl0vRk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Stults is quite an athlete. Watched his receiver workout. He can help us. Wilson can too but State might have the edge because of basketball.
Trey Johnson committed to Ohio State and Auburn is supposedly working him hard. I hope we fill the rest of the spots with defenders unless we can get the power back Green.
And I'm still convinced that QB Nick Marshall, former UGA commit (dismissed) and career resurrected as a JUCO prospect is the "troubled" one, or so indicates a JC site that says Richt is interested again.
 
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: djsimp on January 06, 2013, 08:54:17 PM
And I'm still convinced that QB Nick Marshall, former UGA commit (dismissed) and career resurrected as a JUCO prospect is the "troubled" one

Something tells me you are correct.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: djsimp on January 06, 2013, 08:54:55 PM
Derunya "Bear" Wilson, the 6'6" 220 pound WR

NICE!
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2013, 09:08:57 PM
NICE!
That's right. I'm wantin' some big receivers that man-up like the TAMU boys...bouncing off defenders, draggin' would bes around and concussin' folks.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: JR4AU on January 07, 2013, 08:29:32 AM
I'm thinking this staff will bring one or two of the defectors back in the fold, and add some nice surprises by or on signing day too.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 07, 2013, 01:17:46 PM
I'm thinking this staff will bring one or two of the defectors back in the fold, and add some nice surprises by or on signing day too.
If we are top 20 in all the services, it will be a decent accomplishment, imo. We had a lot of momentum. If we get the help we need at LB and DL then it will be a good class. We gotta have help there for THIS season.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 07, 2013, 02:58:03 PM
That's right. I'm wantin' some big receivers that man-up like the TAMU boys...bouncing off defenders, draggin' would bes around and concussin' folks.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Watch that #25 guy right here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGsbLAlkNts
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: wesfau2 on January 07, 2013, 03:09:23 PM
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Watch that #25 guy right here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGsbLAlkNts

I hope our "big receivers" are bigger than a 6' 200# white boy.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2013, 03:11:50 PM
I hope our "big receivers" are bigger than a 6' 200# white boy.

We rollin' Trovon/Quan big
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 07, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
I don't care how big or what race they are, as long as they can catch and hold on to the football, then punish some folks in the process.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: CCTAU on January 07, 2013, 03:15:02 PM
I hope our "big receivers" are bigger than a 6' 200# white boy.

Yeah cause he sucks and our big black receivers have worked out great so far!

It's time AU got back to recruiting more receivers and less athletes. A true receiver is a thing of beauty. Many athletes do not transition well into a receiver. If most did, you wouldn't have that many receivers on the roster.

So yeah. I would like to see a 6' white guy on our team, if he catches the ball like Swope.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2013, 03:17:12 PM
Swope Swope Swope Swope Swope-a-Gangnam Style
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 07, 2013, 03:18:05 PM
We rollin' Trovon/Quan big

Now I am worried.
Quan Bray   WR   SO   5-10/185   LaGrange, GA
Trovon Reed   WR   SO   6-0/190   Thibodaux, LA
Jake Holland   LB   JR   6-1/241   Pelham, AL
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: wesfau2 on January 07, 2013, 03:35:05 PM
I don't care how big

So, when you quoted a post about wanting "big receivers" and emphatically endorsed said post, what you really meant was:
I don't care how big they are?

Makes sense, dumbfuck.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2013, 03:45:12 PM
I like my receivers like I like my women.  White and fast with good hands.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 07, 2013, 03:57:09 PM
So, when you quoted a post about wanting "big receivers" and emphatically endorsed said post, what you really meant was:
I don't care how big they are?

Makes sense, dumbfuck.

You know I played around with how to structure that for a .5 minutes, and then I said fuck it. I was a comma splicer in college, but give me some numbers and I was at home. I always had an Engrish major to do the final critique on said Engrish papers.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2013, 04:01:52 PM
I like my receivers like I like my women.  White and fast with good hands.

(http://rebloggingdonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thats-racist.gif)

Besides, everybody knows white wimmenz ain't fast.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 07, 2013, 04:09:10 PM
(http://rebloggingdonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thats-racist.gif)

Besides, everybody knows white wimmenz ain't fast.

How do you define fast?
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Godfather on January 07, 2013, 04:18:20 PM
I like my receivers like I like my women.  White and fast with good hands.

Older the berry the sweeter the juice.
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
Older the berry the sweeter the juice.

I think it's the blacker the berry...
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Godfather on January 07, 2013, 04:23:58 PM
I think it's the blacker the berry...
Yeah well she blacker then a motherfucker too
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2013, 05:06:40 PM
Yeah well she blacker then a motherfucker too

Nubian Juice
Title: Re: Gettin Worried
Post by: jmar on January 07, 2013, 05:59:02 PM
This is what I'm talking about.

http://newsok.com/texas-am-football-mike-evans-showing-johnny-manziel-not-the-aggies-only-big-time-freshman/article/3742320

Check out the 2:57 mark of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLupWY4yFU


And this WRs on this team drove defenders into the boundaries.