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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on November 13, 2012, 03:59:50 AM
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Let's say, Jay Jacobs has already been replaced and Tim Jackson thrown off a building or removed from his GM status...who would you go after (you have $30 Million)?
Name three Head Coaches (Pie in the sky)...
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Bobby Petrino
Name three Head Coaches that's probably on Jay Gogue's list (Pie in the face)...
Gene Chizik
Shawn Watson
Mark Hudspeth
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1) Bobby Petrino
2) Bobby Petrino
3) Bobby Petrino
CBP already knows the score at Auburn, everything he's up against and it's not too much for him to handle. There is no other that can walk into this atmosphere and turn it around.
Under Petrino our team will be prepared as it should be and with much better talent available we will contend in a very short time. He answers to the face in the mirror, is self driven, demanding and uncompromising.
Sure there are others out there but they can't bring it, can't hold up to the scrutiny, can't compete on this level. If he goes to the competition he will field a team that will beat our fucking brains out. We should waste no more time because there really is no other choice as far as I am concerned.
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I would let Rueben Sandwich Foster and Jeremy The TweetMonster Johnson choose the coach since they seem to be the ones with all the power.
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Harbaugh
Peyton
Brian Kelly
Carroll
Strong
Sumlin
Patterson
In that order......
Realistically?
Strong
Patterson
Petrino
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1) Bobby Petrino
2) Bobby Petrino
3) Bobby Petrino
CBP already knows the score at Auburn, everything he's up against and it's not too much for him to handle. There is no other that can walk into this atmosphere and turn it around.
Under Petrino our team will be prepared as it should be and with much better talent available we will contend in a very short time. He answers to the face in the mirror, is self driven, demanding and uncompromising.
Sure there are others out there but they can't bring it, can't hold up to the scrutiny, can't compete on this level. If he goes to the competition he will field a team that will beat our fucking brains out. We should waste no more time because there really is no other choice as far as I am concerned.
Paul Rhoads knows what he's walking into at Auburn, plus he knows what he's walking into following a Gene Chizik coached team.
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Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.
We should have a two-man wish list:
Petrino
Patterson
The B list should be:
Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn
Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.
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James Franklin
Charlie Strong
Jimbo Fisher
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Patterson. Period.
Fisher is not going to leave his kid's medical specialists unless/until he is run out of Tallahassee, and maybe not even then. So for all of you wanting him, forget it.
Bring back Rhodes or Malzahn makes us look as bad as bringing in Petrino does. And while the PR war may not matter to some of you, it still should matter a little bit.
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Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.
We should have a two-man wish list:
Petrino
Patterson
The B list should be:
Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn
Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.
A 4 year $7.5 Million contract might make them sit up. All I'm saying, if we're going to step up to the batter's box then we'd better throw a couple Hail Mary passes from the other side of the court...the Ath Dept is in quicksand, it needs a True Homerun hire, someone that the entire fanbase will get behind.
If they bring in Joe â€Good Guy†Schmo from What The Fuck University, then we'll have become UAB's Homecoming matchup. Regardless if he's a good coach or not, the fans won't be there to notice...no fans-no money, no money-no revenue, no revenue-no Ath Dept. (no fans-no Ath Dept).
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A 4 year $7.5 Million contract might make them sit up. All I'm saying, if we're going to step up to the batter's box then we'd better throw a couple Hail Mary passes from the other side of the court...the Ath Dept is in quicksand, it needs a True Homerun hire, someone that the entire fanbase will get behind.
If they bring in Joe â€Good Guy†Schmo from What The Fuck University, then we'll have become UAB's Homecoming matchup. Regardless if he's a good coach or not, the fans won't be there to notice...no fans-no money, no money-no revenue, no revenue-no Ath Dept. (no fans-no Ath Dept).
Sadly, I have to agree.
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Sadly, I have to agree.
And sadly...that's what might happen.
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And sadly...that's what might happen.
Or worse. If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.
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Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.
We should have a two-man wish list:
Petrino
Patterson
The B list should be:
Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn
Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.
I only posted a few of the big ones since prowler asked for a pie in the sky list. But yeah, realistically I agree with your choices. With the addition of Patterson.
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Or worse. If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.
If that's true, then fuck that noise. Done with it. No tickets, no donation, no nothing. Yeah I'm only one person but there will be thousands more that will do what I will. The giant sucking noise on the plains will be money leaving the athletic dept. Have fun with that shit Gogue. My god I wish Lowder were still in power. Never thought i would ever say that but I mean every word.
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Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.
We should have a two-man wish list:
Petrino
Patterson
The B list should be:
Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn
Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.
Agree on the first list of NFL guys, and add Fisher to that list of "not coming".
The last 5. LIKE any and all of them, for various reasons, but also have reservations, for various reasons. Would add, that if you like Malzahn for the job, then it would seem to follow that you'd like Sumlin too, and even Chip Kelly (who isn't coming). On Malzahn...he knows what's fucked up at Auburn, still probably has the trust of most of the current players, who were recruited to fit his system. So there's that on him.
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If that's true, then fuck that noise. Done with it. No tickets, no donation, no nothing. Yeah I'm only one person but there will be thousands more that will do what I will. The giant sucking noise on the plains will be money leaving the athletic dept. Have fun with that shit Gogue. My god I wish Lowder were still in power. Never thought i would ever say that but I mean every word.
Your sentiment is shared by me, and many others I know.
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Or worse. If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.
(http://troll.me/images/y-u-no-guy/noooo-thumb.jpg)
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If I am Dr. Gouge:
Dear Auburn family,
I have reassigned the HC and both coordinators. We need more directors and associates in the athletic dept.
Jay Jacobs and Tim Jackson will be fired over my cold dead body. Tim wears designer ties and has a nice ass. And don't you just love Jay's chubby cheeks?
The Dalai Lama is the new DC and Emily Post the OC. This should ensure my legacy of having teams that won't hit and don't offend.
Now, I'm going on vacation. Good luck with all this and War Eagle!
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Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:
Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshoot name I've heard thrown around.
We should have a two-man wish list:
Petrino
Patterson
The B list should be:
Dave Doeren (20-4 2 years in at NIU look him up)
Rhoads
Strong
Butch Jones (Cincy HC)
Malzahn
Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.
With a little editing this is how the list should read..
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Frank Bongivengo, Jr.
Hands down. The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers. They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown. And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs. If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately. As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.
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Frank Bongivengo, Jr.
Hands down. The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers. They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown. And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs. If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately. As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.
Aah...I remember Frank Sr. He was by far the best thread salesman in the Minnesota/Michigan area.
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Frank Bongivengo, Jr.
Hands down. The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers. They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown. And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs. If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately. As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.
Would have to be an upgrade.
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Frank Bongivengo, Jr.
Hands down. The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers. They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown. And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs. If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately. As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.
You're lying and making this up aren't you? Don't make me google your information again.
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You're lying and making this up aren't you? Don't make me google your information again.
Google me, beyotch. Bongivengo, Jr. is one of the best volunteer coaches in the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference.
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Frank Bongivengo, Jr.
Hands down. The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers. They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown. And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs. If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately. As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.
Really this guy? We already have a coach stealing from the program.
http://www.ellwoodcityledger.com/news/local_news/new-castle-s-football-coach-wife-accused-of-stealing-from/article_ebcc83b1-793b-5be1-8625-081d5a5a68c6.html
New Castle High School's varsity football coach and his wife were formally accused Friday of stealing funds from the city's youth football program.
Frank Bongivengo Jr. and his wife, Karen, were charged with criminal conspiracy, theft, and failure to make required disposition of funds between March of 2009 for about the next year.
State police said Bongivengo moved money from the youth football team to his personal account to prevent his bank account from being overdrawn and to purchase airline tickets for a personal trip.
Police said they used more than $3,000 in team funds for personal expenditures.
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Look, they were going to pay it back.
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I'll also reiterate that Pat Fitzgerald should get a look.
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I'll also reiterate that Pat Fitzgerald should get a look.
I'd be 100% for this.
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I'll also reiterate that Pat Fitzgerald should get a look.
Intriguing. I'm gonna' keep my eye on you.
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I'll also reiterate that Pat Fitzgerald should get a look.
Isn't be a favorite purple son though?
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I'm good with several choices I just want Coach Rock back. Damnit when you can dial up pressure it's the best kind of pass coverage. Your offensive line takes on an attitude and if you have an offensive minded head coach you can misfire some without destroying your gameplan.
I just think Tracy Rocker is our greatest loss.
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Jim Leavitt.
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Jim Leavitt.
Leavitt would be a godsend over what we have or might have to accept/endure.
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Isn't be a favorite purple son though?
Yeah, he's at his alma mater. Maybe he'll never leave, but it's worth asking him.
Leavitt would be a great choice...but comes with really bad PR. Petrino fucked a subordinate, but Leavitt "abused" a kid.
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Yeah, he's at his alma mater. Maybe he'll never leave, but it's worth asking him.
Leavitt would be a great choice...but comes with really bad PR. Petrino fucked a subordinate, but Leavitt "abused" a kid.
"Allegedly"
and maybe we could use some abuse.
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"Allegedly"
and maybe we could use some abuse.
Butch Davis took the fall at NC and the NCAA didn't bring charges.
Prowler reminded me that they would follow him around like a puppy.
Leavitt grabbed the kid by the throat and struck him twice...allegedly...he also head-butted a helmeted player but hey he's a great guy and loves football.
I want to love football too.
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Butch Davis took the fall at NC and the NCAA didn't bring charges.
Prowler reminded me that they would follow him around like a puppy.
Leavitt grabbed the kid by the throat and struck him twice...allegedly...he also head-butted a helmeted player but hey he's a great guy and loves football.
I want to love football too.
I know some current roster players that could use a good throat slam.
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I know some current roster players that could use a good throat slam.
Meatboi!!!
FTW
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a good throat slam.
That'll cost you $100 at Madame Sally's Fox Hole.
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I'll also reiterate that Pat Fitzgerald should get a look.
Not that I disagree, but why?
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Not that I disagree, but why?
Has had a pretty impressive run with limited resources. His offense has gone through a couple of iterations (passing with Kafka and Persa...running with the new kid) based on his personnel. He's doing well as the Vandy of the Big 10...which is essentially Duke.
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I wouldn't mind Leavitt.
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That'll cost you $100 at Madame Sally's Fox Hole.
or $150 and a bottle of champagne at Diamonds.
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Northern Illinois's win over Toledo Thursday guaranteed another MAC West title, even if earlier this week Huskies head coach Dave Doeren muddied his future in Dekalb. In the coming weeks, as more Football Bowl Subdivision coaches are handed their pink slips, Doeren figures to be a hot name. In an interview with SiriusXM College Sports Nation on Tuesday, Doeren said he would be open to other opportunities that could pop up. ... [Said Doeren:] "I really have enjoyed the process at NIU and they gave me my first chance to be a head coach. So I'm going to do everything I can to make this the best school that I can make it. If something comes along that I know if better for me and my family, I'm going to have to listen to it."
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Only loss this year is 1 point to Iowa. 2 of his 4 losses have been against Big 10 schools and his team has won 19 of their last 20. For a young guy he is pretty damn impressive. Btw, the MAC is known for producing some fine HCs.
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Only loss this year is 1 point to Iowa. 2 of his 4 losses have been against Big 10 schools and his team has won 19 of their last 20. For a young guy he is pretty damn impressive. Btw, the MAC is known for producing some fine HCs.
Then he is disqualified from out search. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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According Josh Moon (I know I know. Fuck that guy.) Bobby Petrino chances are increasing.
Josh Moonâ€@Josh_Moon
Based on what I've heard the last 3/4 days, I'm changing my prediction for AU's head coach: Bobby Petrino replaces Gus Malzahn at the top.
Phillip Marshall is hinting that Petrino's chances of being the next coach are rising as well. As those chances rise so does my wood.
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Phillip Marshall is hinting that Petrino'schances of being the next coach are rising
Well, we can kiss Bobby goodbye then. If Phillip "180 Out" Marshall said this, Petrino won't even get an interview.
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Phillip Marshall is hinting that Petrino's chances of being the next coach are rising as well. As those chances rise so does my wood.
Only b/c Jay G Tate reported it first.
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I have been reading the same. Amongst other things, supposedly he fired his agent (who is also Chizik's agent) so that he could grease the tracks for negotiations.
Petrino seems to be the most likely candidate at this point, for sure. I like it for all reasons except the inevitable divisiveness it will undoubtedly cause within "the family".
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I think too many presume our administration will do the right thing and fire Chizik. I'm not even thinking about names anymore until they make that announcement.
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I think too many presume our administration will do the right thing and fire Chizik. I'm not even thinking about names anymore until they make that announcement.
^^^THIS^^^
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I think too many presume our administration will do the right thing and fire Chizik. I'm not even thinking about names anymore until they make that announcement.
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…
and totally redeem yourself!
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I think too many presume our administration will do the right thing and fire Chizik. I'm not even thinking about names anymore until they make that announcement.
Ditto
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I have been reading the same. Amongst other things, supposedly he fired his agent (who is also Chizik's agent) so that he could grease the tracks for negotiations.
Petrino seems to be the most likely candidate at this point, for sure. I like it for all reasons except the inevitable divisiveness it will undoubtedly cause within "the family".
Any hire will cause some divisiveness among some fans when their guy doesn't get hired. I think most will be like me, he's not my preference but I'll support him because he's the Auburn coach. We could hire Joe Stalin and I'd be telling bammers, "Those fools had it coming" while I bitched about to you guys.
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Any hire will cause some divisiveness among some fans when their guy doesn't get hired. I think most will be like me, he's not my preference but I'll support him because he's the Auburn coach. We could hire Joe Stalin and I'd be telling bammers, "Those fools had it coming" while I bitched about to you guys.
A dead guy for a coach or our current guy who coaches like he is dead. :facepalm:
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Get me somebody....anybody. and get me somebody while I'm waiting.
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Get me somebody....anybody. and get me somebody while I'm waiting.
Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat.
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Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat.
Sugar, Mr. Poon?
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Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat.
-15 right actor wrong movie.
Let's just say I wouldn't be any more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.
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Sugar, Mr. Poon?
What kind of name is Poon anyway?
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-15 right actor wrong movie.
Let's just say I wouldn't be any more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.
DAMN. I just looked at the little birdie's quote.
That's the gift that keeps giving all year long Clark.
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DAMN. I just looked at the little birdie's quote.
That's the gift that keeps giving all year long Clark.
He got the minus not you, technically you were right. Buzz fucked it up...per usual.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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He got the minus not you, technically you were right. Buzz fucked it up...per usual.
Give me a break...every time someone revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for 30 minutes or so.
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Give me a break...every time someone revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for 30 minutes or so.
Do you really think it matters, Buzzy?
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Do you really think it matters, Buzzy?
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.
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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.
So, he's on the Wild Turkey?
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Merry Christmas, Holy Shit, Where's the Tylenol?
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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
Got two big horns growing right out above her ears. Sweet girl though, and a HELL of a cook!
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It's people who make a difference... little people, like yourselves.
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Fixed the newel post!
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Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?
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Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?
Did I pass gas?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
LMAO! Eddie...