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Title: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 11:35:39 AM
There's lots of teams with bad records out there.  Auburn, however, is so bad we warranted a special segment on Gameday to highlight just how bad we are.  Thankfully, even the talking heads are off the "he won a NC 2 years ago" bandwagon, and now realize that firing Chiz is, if nothing else, a sound business decision.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 11:42:07 AM
There's lots of teams with bad records out there.  Auburn, however, is so bad we warranted a special segment on Gameday to highlight just how bad we are.  Thankfully, even the talking heads are off the "he won a NC 2 years ago" bandwagon, and now realize that firing Chiz is, if nothing else, a sound business decision.
...soon to be followed up by a Crimpson Tahd lovefest.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 11:42:46 AM
There's lots of teams with bad records out there.  Auburn, however, is so bad we warranted a special segment on Gameday to highlight just how bad we are.  Thankfully, even the talking heads are off the "he won a NC 2 years ago" bandwagon, and now realize that firing Chiz is, if nothing else, a sound business decision.

And a sound basic Football decision.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 11:44:07 AM
...soon to be followed up by a Crimpson Tahd lovefest.

Yup, not even watching gameday-figured it would be that way. But then again when you win and have good coaching they will talk about you mostly in a positive light.  (The bama media pushed the Cam stuff)

I have come to understand (my thinking) in 2010 CGC was a general manager. I think CGM was the brains of the outfit with a rock star QB and Chiz just stayed the hell out of the way of the offense. Messed with Roof and the defense to make sure it was fucked up. We are now in year 4 and the defense has gotten worst each year. With this year being his Nobel prize of inability. Any coaching staff that thinks that Holland is a SEC caliber linebacker is just plain fucking stupid. I am with Jumbo, I won't enter that stadium as long as he is our coach and I have not missed coming back at least once a year since 2004.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 11:45:43 AM
To be fair, we are having a historically low season.  Auburn should never be this bad, and to have just won a national championship definitely makes this season an anomaly.  It really should be spotlighted as a major story. 
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: GH2001 on November 03, 2012, 12:26:34 PM
What channel is everyone tuned to? I've only found 696 on directv and I don't have it subscribed.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 12:28:15 PM
What channel is everyone tuned to? I've only found 696 on directv and I don't have it subscribed.
206.  Maybe 33 if this one gets out of hand. 
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: GH2001 on November 03, 2012, 12:36:45 PM
206.  Maybe 33 if this one gets out of hand.

Meant for our game. 696 is blacked out for me. The alt channel is ppv. What a fuckin racket. Fuck this noise. Got yard work to do.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 12:42:17 PM
Meant for our game. 696 is blacked out for me. The alt channel is ppv. What a fuckin racket. Fuck this noise. Got yard work to do.

Watching it on ESPN 3-SO far not much to watch (already)   3 and out on first series.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
It's on CSS, but we look horrible.  Not worth watching.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 12:59:06 PM
It's on CSS, but we look horrible.  Not worth watching.


This one may go overtime,   
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
Frazier's "injury" miraculously healed in 3...2..

Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 01:10:10 PM

This one may go overtime,   

We're making a shitty WAC team look competitive.

Also, finding out why the 3rd string QB was the 3rd string QB.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
We're making a shitty WAC team look competitive.

Also, finding out why the 3rd string QB was the 3rd string QB.

If they could make a few plays they should be up 10-0
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: oldautiger on November 03, 2012, 01:25:51 PM
Watching it on ESPN360, not pretty at all.  Making their 108th rated defense look great.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 01:36:21 PM
6-0 vs nmsu    WE ARE BACK BABY.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 01:40:18 PM
7-0 vs nmsu    WE ARE BACK BABY.
That's right...I'm 4/3 of the way shitfaced by midday.WDE!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 01:41:00 PM
That's right...I'm 4/3 of the way shitfaced by midday.WDE!

We missed the fucking xtra point. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 01:43:21 PM
We missed the fucking xtra point. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

No, it's 7-0
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on November 03, 2012, 01:44:05 PM
I'm watching the game on ESPN3 and my feed is screwed up. It's randomly repeating 3 seconds of video, and only happening on the Aub game. It's making watching this travesty even worse.

I mean.. we're making NMSU look like a competitive team and in no way does this look like a guaranteed win.

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 01:46:41 PM
I'm watching the game on ESPN3 and my feed is screwed up. It's randomly repeating 3 seconds of video, and only happening on the Aub game. It's making watching this travesty even worse.

I mean.. we're making NMSU look like a competitive team and in no way does this look like a guaranteed win.

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Same here-  Game ( or whatever this is) was playing and it showed score of 6-0.

My thanks to the men who invented the drink of beer.  :bar: :bar: :bar: :bar:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 01:56:52 PM
Same here-  Game ( or whatever this is) was playing and it showed score of 6-0.

My thanks to the men who invented the drink of beer.  :bar: :bar: :bar: :bar:
I'm getting tennis on ESPN3
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 01:59:12 PM
So let me get this straight.We take a time out on second down to stop the clock, stop them on 3rd down but let 7 additional seconds run of before we call time out to force a punt- but we don't even field the punt.


I would not hire this staff to coach a high school team.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 02:00:37 PM
I'm getting tennis on ESPN3


Consider your self lucky. 
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on November 03, 2012, 02:01:13 PM
Same here-  Game ( or whatever this is) was playing and it showed score of 6-0.

My thanks to the men who invented the drink of beer.  :bar: :bar: :bar: :bar:

Gene Chizik at the half on key to winning the game: "oh it's easy, we have to win the fourth quarter."
What about the first, second, third? Or dominating A FUCKING WAC TEAM IN THE FIRST, SECOND OR THIRD?

I'm right there with you man, if it wasn't for all the beer I drank last night causing my present headache.. I'd be reaching into my beer cellar for a couple 10% belgian quads I've been saving for a time like this.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 02:03:29 PM
Gene Chizik at the half on key to winning the game: "oh it's easy, we have to win the fourth quarter."
What about the first, second, third? Or dominating A FUCKING WAC TEAM IN THE FIRST, SECOND OR THIRD?

I'm right there with you man, if it wasn't for all the beer I drank last night causing my present headache.. I'd be reaching into my beer cellar for a couple 10% belgian quads I've been saving for a time like this.

Whogarden here with Palm Special Belge Ale later ( a suggestion from a X-er)
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 02:18:59 PM
Whogarden here with Palm Special Belge Ale later ( a suggestion from a X-er)
Fuck it, I had some Old Forester I save for family and I'm squinting this shit down as it will. Ugghhhggg!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 02:26:49 PM
14-0     :taunt:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: The Six on November 03, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Daren Bates picks up a fumble and scores. Along the way he pimp slapped some dude trying to tackle him.

21-0.

Championship
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 02:53:19 PM
What's the over/under on Prowler coming on here after the game calling all of you bammers for doubting Chizik, and proclaiming that AU wins out the rest of the season?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: AUJarhead on November 03, 2012, 02:55:12 PM
What's the over/under on Prowler coming on here after the game calling all of you bammers for doubting Chizik, and proclaiming that AU wins out the rest of the season?

About the same odds of you ever making a game at Bryant-Denny.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 02:56:41 PM
About the same odds of you ever making a game at Bryant-Denny.
Well, the odds of Prowler doing what I said are pretty good, soooo......
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: AUJarhead on November 03, 2012, 02:58:44 PM
Well, the odds of Prowler doing what I said are pretty good, soooo......

You need directions, then?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 02:59:49 PM
You need directions, then?
Can't read.  Got pictures?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: AUJarhead on November 03, 2012, 03:05:23 PM
 :moon:
Can't read.  Got pictures?

North on 65 until you smell it, west on 20 until you step in it.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:10:24 PM
Well, the odds of Prowler doing what I said are pretty good, soooo......
No Prowler knows Auburn is on the skids with no daylight in sight. You need to go to a game at BD. I've been to 5 or 6 with a Bamer friend myself over the years. Go see your team RWS.
:moon:
North on 65 until you smell it, west on 20 until you step in it.
. There ya go!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 03, 2012, 03:16:20 PM
Why in the fuck is holland on the field in the 4th qtr- He can't play, ain't gonna learn how to play, touchdown pass goes right where he was suppose to be.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:20:17 PM
Why in the fuck is holland on the field in the 4th qtr- He can't play, ain't gonna learn how to play, touchdown pass goes right he was suppose to be.
He might be the next AD in the making. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:


That's just wrong... even for me.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 03:21:59 PM
:moon:
North on 65 until you smell it, west on 20 until you step in it.

Money!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:26:09 PM
Money!
TCU starting a RS Fr. Looks pretty good. Geno Smith? Still locking onto one receiver.
Boy this game is gonna fall Under 65 or whatever.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 03:28:55 PM
TCU starting a RS Fr. Looks pretty good. Geno Smith? Still locking onto one receiver.

Towson at Delaware is  great game. 
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:29:50 PM
Towson at Delaware is  great game.
Tell me why.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 03:31:22 PM
Tell me why.

Going to OT after a great drive by Delaware.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:32:48 PM
Going to OT after a great drive by Delaware.
The Hens are gonna bow up, I feel it.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: JR4AU on November 03, 2012, 03:40:36 PM
The Hens are gonna bow up, I feel it.

Your feeler suxxxxx
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 03:44:34 PM
Your feeler suxxxxx
Ok what's happening? Nevermind, Towson prevails.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2012, 10:21:52 AM
I don't normally get pissed about this kind of thing but occasionally, it just hits me wrong.  Headlines Sunday in our local rag, Teh Dothan Eagle, for the Bama/LSU game.  Huge print taking up 3/4 or 81% of the page...

"STILL THE ONE"

Bottom of the page covering 1/6 or 17% of the page...

"Auburn rebounds from historic blowout"

Picky, I know.  But let something positive finally happen for this program....
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2012, 10:36:03 AM
But let something positive finally happen for this program....

The next positive that happens to this program should involve pink slips.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 05, 2012, 10:42:27 AM
The next positive that happens to this program should involve pink slips.

Should have already happened.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2012, 10:44:25 AM
Should have already happened.

This
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
I never, ever want AU to lose, even if it means a loss will initiate that much neeed change at the top.  I have to admit, there was a part of me that was real apprehensive after the win Saturday as Iwas thinking, "Please tell me the decision has been made.  Please tell me those in power didn't look at a 42-7 win over a high school and think...maybe..." 

The thing that did make me feel better was watching Chizik on the sidelines.  His face just said, "It's over."  Everything about his mannerisms said he's just doing his job and playing out the string.  But let's just say this weekend, IF...we really don't have a chance...and I don't think we do...please let them rape us hard in both holes with a fat 10" slab, just in case there's any doubt.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 05, 2012, 10:53:00 AM
Should have already happened.

Yep.

I hate to say it, but I'm terrified we're going to pull something out of our ass and beat Georgia on Saturday.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 05, 2012, 10:53:55 AM
I never, ever want AU to lose, even if it means a loss will initiate that much neeed change at the top.  I have to admit, there was a part of me that was real apprehensive after the win Saturday as Iwas thinking, "Please tell me the decision has been made.  Please tell me those in power didn't look at a 42-7 win over a high school and think...maybe..." 

The thing that did make me feel better was watching Chizik on the sidelines.  His face just said, "It's over."  Everything about his mannerisms said he's just doing his job and playing out the string.  But let's just say this weekend, IF...we really don't have a chance...and I don't think we do...please let them rape us hard in both holes with a fat 10" slab, just in case there's any doubt.

The perfect end to this season -

Georgia beats us 42-6. 
Chizik is fired.
We beat Alabama A&M.
We beat Alabama. 

Let me dream....
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 05, 2012, 11:18:02 AM


I hate to say it, but I'm terrified we're going to pull something out of our ass and beat Georgia on Saturday.

There is not the remotest possibility of this happening.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2012, 11:30:18 AM
There is not the remotest possibility of this happening.

So you're saying there's a chance?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 05, 2012, 11:51:23 AM
So you're saying there's a chance?

About as much a chance of the following happening simultaneously:

Sani shacks up with Betty White
You take possession of your balls while consuming a bourbon drink sans coke-product
Simp becomes spokesman for Trojan condoms
RWS attends a game in Ttown
Webb Hudson passes on the next Apple product/upgrade
AWK refuses a reacharound from VV
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2012, 12:47:38 PM
About as much a chance of the following happening simultaneously:

Sani shacks up with Betty White
You take possession of your balls while consuming a bourbon drink sans coke-product
Simp becomes spokesman for Trojan condoms
RWS attends a game in Ttown
Webb Hudson passes on the next Apple product/upgrade
AWK refuses a reacharound from VV

Yep.  No chance.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 05, 2012, 12:54:30 PM
I never, ever want AU to lose, even if it means a loss will initiate that much neeed change at the top.  I have to admit, there was a part of me that was real apprehensive after the win Saturday as Iwas thinking, "Please tell me the decision has been made.  Please tell me those in power didn't look at a 42-7 win over a high school and think...maybe..." 

The thing that did make me feel better was watching Chizik on the sidelines.  His face just said, "It's over."  Everything about his mannerisms said he's just doing his job and playing out the string.  But let's just say this weekend, IF...we really don't have a chance...and I don't think we do...please let them rape us hard in both holes with a fat 10" slab, just in case there's any doubt.

I think he thinks he is going to be here next year, that his "Blueprint" is working to perfection.

I don't ever want us to lose either but sometimes you gotta take one for the team, if it facilitates the changes that need to be made I hope UGA, AA&M and bama each hang 50 on us. And by wanting this I understand that next year our goal will just be to make a bowl game, with 2014 hopefully being a year we turn the corner.   
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Godfather on November 05, 2012, 12:57:46 PM

I hate to say it, but I'm terrified we're going to pull something out of our ass and beat Georgia on Saturday.
Much like the same feeling you had that we were going to beat aTm?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: GH2001 on November 05, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
Yep.  No chance.

You got a problem with Betty White? Might be some good ass.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 05, 2012, 03:14:16 PM
You got a problem with Betty White? Might be some good ass.

She's about 85 years north of his prime demographic.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Godfather on November 05, 2012, 03:14:24 PM
You got a problem with Betty White? Might be some good ass.
This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: GH2001 on November 05, 2012, 03:16:18 PM
This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

I know its a movie quote but I feel it necessary to state that Betty White's pussy actually saw the great depression.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 05, 2012, 03:49:54 PM
I know its a movie quote but I feel it necessary to state that Betty White's pussy actually saw the great depression.

She saw snaggle's dick?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 05, 2012, 03:56:33 PM
Much like the same feeling you had that we were going to beat aTm?

Link?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Godfather on November 05, 2012, 03:59:46 PM
Link?
Someone did, maybe it was Buzz....I don't pay attention y'all look alike.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2012, 04:14:27 PM
Link?

You had that special feeling
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 05, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
You had that special feeling

My wife use to give me a special feeling-Till she met Buzz. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2012, 07:36:05 AM
This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

Who wants a piece of the grey bush?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 06, 2012, 07:44:12 AM
Someone did, maybe it was Buzz....I don't pay attention y'all look alike.

It was me.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: DnATL on November 06, 2012, 08:28:38 AM
Who wants a piece of the grey bush?
spelled with an e instead of a, so you know it's classy!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2012, 09:07:22 AM
Who wants a piece of the grey bush?
Ha shows what you fuckin know we don't even have Dance Dance Revolution.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2012, 10:50:14 AM
Ha shows what you fuckin know we don't even have Dance Dance Revolution.

Don't judge me monkey!
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2012, 10:56:53 AM
Don't judge me monkey!
Why don't you just go to the alley and pee?
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
Why don't you just go to the alley and pee?

 I gotta pee out of my ass.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: The Prowler on November 06, 2012, 12:30:57 PM
Auburn has a better chance against UGA than they did against aTm.
Title: Re: Game Day...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 06, 2012, 01:38:01 PM
It was me.  :facepalm:

How the hell are you winning the battle for the Crown?  You've been copying Jr's picks, haven't you!?