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Title: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 28, 2012, 05:22:29 PM
Alkyhol reportedly may have been involved. I could see how easily this could happen.

"A Montana man was struck and killed by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.
 
Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief."

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-hoaxer-killed-accident-121533221.html
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2012, 05:40:15 PM
Hey y'all watch this.



Thinning of the herd.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 28, 2012, 07:51:49 PM
Hey y'all watch this.



Thinning of the herd.
Yep. Unfortunately, I could see myself attempting this after one too many whiskey dranks.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2012, 08:34:50 PM
This has to at least be a Darwin Award finalist.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 28, 2012, 09:25:18 PM
This wouldn't have happened if Randy Lee Tenley had disguised himself as a Yeti.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Alkyhol reportedly may have been involved. I could see how easily this could happen.

"A Montana man was struck and killed by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.
 
Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief."

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-hoaxer-killed-accident-121533221.html

I bet you come out of police academy thinking you are ready for anything and should expect everything.  And then you have to interview people about something like this.  I bet the line of questioning went something like, "So......how long has your buddy been retarded?"
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2012, 07:07:20 AM
Yep. Unfortunately, I could see myself attempting this after one too many whiskey dranks.

The real question is how do you drink your whiskey?
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 29, 2012, 08:04:18 AM
The real question is how do you drink your whiskey?
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Sun Drop.

.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2012, 12:44:47 PM
.

At least its not Diet Code Red.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2012, 12:46:33 PM
Aaaaannnnd the quote function claims another victim.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2012, 01:03:40 PM
At least its not Diet Code Red.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/diet_red.jpg)
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2012, 01:05:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/diet_red.jpg)

You're damn right I ordered the Diet Code Red
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2012, 02:27:36 PM
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 29, 2012, 06:13:01 PM
with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/Nooooo-350x250.png)
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2012, 07:41:44 PM
Aaaaannnnd the quote function claims another victim.

Suck it, coke boy.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2012, 07:43:00 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/diet_red.jpg)

Thats going into the goodfornuttin pics for future Snaggle badgering purposes.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: MarkChand on August 29, 2012, 09:50:30 PM
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun DropVagasil. Is there any other way?

Fixt for you Tappy
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: chityeah on August 29, 2012, 11:41:13 PM
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
You're killin me Smalls!!
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2012, 11:58:02 PM
It makes my cold black heart glow a faint amber hue to know that most of my fellow X'ers know how to properly enjoy their whiskey.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2012, 09:37:14 AM
It makes my cold black heart glow a faint amber hue to know that most of my fellow X'ers know how to properly enjoy their whiskey.

Hey, we may disagree on how to make the best stuff, but we are on the same page on how to drink the shit. And with Sundrop aint it.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 09:58:45 AM
With a 1/4 oz of simple sugar, a dash of Angostura bitters and a twist of orange peel.

RE-COG-NIZE!
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 02:43:52 PM
With a 1/4 oz of simple sugar, a dash of Angostura bitters and a twist of orange peel.

RE-COG-NIZE!

What time is the dick sucking lesson, princess?
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 03:01:44 PM
What time is the dick sucking lesson, princess?
Old Fashioned..mother fucker.  Drinkin old school!

Also the drink your man crush pours in Crazy Stupid Love.

Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:02:50 PM
Old Fashioned..mother fucker.  Drinkin old school!

Also the drink your man crush pours in Crazy Stupid Love.

Oh, I know what the recipe is.

It's a drink for old ladies and hipster homos.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 03:06:05 PM
Oh, I know what the recipe is.

It's a drink for old ladies and hipster homos.

I'm deb-O-NARE...motherfucker.

I have more charisma in the tip of my dick then you have in your whole wee body.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:09:15 PM
I'm deb-O-NARE...motherfucker.

I have more charisma in the tip of my dick then you have in your whole wee body.

Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.

Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2012, 03:11:39 PM
Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.

Only drugs can cause delusions of that size
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 03:11:57 PM
Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.
You have been slipping since you got married
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2012, 03:20:31 PM
You have been slipping since you got married

BOOM!   That just happened.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:24:35 PM
You have been slipping since you got married

I'm sorry, you were saying?

I was busy weighing in on color choices for the new powder room.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 03:26:44 PM
I'm sorry, you were saying?

I was busy weighing in on color choices for the new powder room.
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2012, 03:29:29 PM
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.

I chortled loudly.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:31:38 PM
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.

Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2012, 03:32:42 PM
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?


Well you are acquainted with Miss Lucille's.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2012, 03:33:40 PM
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2012, 03:35:12 PM
I think the start of CFB tonight has everyone frisky.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:41:09 PM

Well you are acquainted with Miss Lucille's.

Point of order: I can drive you to the place, but I have never darkened Lucille's door.

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.

Cleans her up after?  Do I have to pay extra for that?
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2012, 03:43:35 PM
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

You started this expedition, I am merely navigating.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:46:06 PM
You started this expedition, I am merely navigating.

Which is why we've passed Parliament and Big Ben 231 times.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2012, 03:47:15 PM
Point of order: I can drive you to the place, but I have never darkened Lucille's door.

Cleans her up after?  Do I have to pay extra for that?

One of the female members of this board has in fact darkened the door and tasted her juice.  And it was good.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:48:59 PM
One of the female members of this board has in fact darkened the door and tasted her juice.  And it was good.

Speaking of yourself in this weirdo psuedo-third person is kind of unsettling.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Shug Dye on August 30, 2012, 03:49:38 PM
Snags is really starting to scare me.


Wes, as per usual, you beat me.
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
Speaking of yourself in this weirdo psuedo-third person is kind of unsettling.

I'm comfortable in my own skin
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2012, 03:51:28 PM



Wes, as per usual, you beat me.

Only til you pay your bets...or your $45 is spent.

I'm comfortable in my own skin

Is it made of chubby girls with powerful mothers and an affinity for Tom Petty songs?
Title: Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
Post by: chityeah on September 06, 2012, 11:13:50 PM
Only til you pay your bets...or your $45 is spent.

Is it made of chubby girls with powerful mothers and an affinity for Tom Petty songs?
Okay I'm awake.....