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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on August 02, 2012, 10:26:24 AM
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League ID: 324695
League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/324695
If yer scared, say yer scared.
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League ID: 324695
League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/324695
If yer scared, say yer scared.
Password?
this is the correct link
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinleague
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Password?
this is the correct link
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinleague
pword: auburn
I suck at the links today, apparently.
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Team- Sexy Children is in
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/sandusky.jpg)
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Team- Sexy Children is in
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/sandusky.jpg)
Have you moved or would it be the same address where I can send the bill for the new monitor?
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Team- Sexy Children is in
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/sandusky.jpg)
Tarheel, you'll appreciate this...
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Tarheel, you'll appreciate this...
YOU'RE SCARED?
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Don't everyone join at once...you might take down the yahoo servers.
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Suh Girls, One Cup is in.
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I'm horrible but I'm "All In"
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"Push Yo Face In"
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I'm in. On Like Ndamokong.
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Teh Draft is this Sunday if anyone gives a shit.
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Teh Draft is this Sunday if anyone gives a shit.
If anyone is doing anything more than nursing a hangover on Sunday then they are wrong.
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A 7-team league.
Two have Suh-related names.
I guess the best thing I can say about it is that it ought to be a high-scoring affair.
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A 7-team league.
Two have Suh-related names.
I guess the best thing I can say about it is that it ought to be a high-scoring affair.
Don't we have to have an even number of teams to have a draft?
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Ok, team Blue Balls is now registered. You fuckers will probably abuse my team while I am gone for the month of Oct with no internet access.
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Ok, team Blue Balls is now registered. You fuckers will probably abuse my team while I am gone for the month of Oct with no internet access.
Ok, team No Balls is not registered.
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Teh Draft is this Sunday if anyone gives a shit.
What time today?
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What time today?
9 CST I think?
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Yeppers, less than an hour away.
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Auto Draft for me!
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Autodraft fucked someone (nookie?).
You got a busted Rent Trichardson.
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Autodraft fucked someone (nookie?).
You got a busted Rent Trichardson.
:muttley:
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Color me either impressed or disappointed that X weekend golfers were present.
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Autodraft fucked someone (nookie?).
You got a busted Rent Trichardson.
i completely forgot. doesn't matter I was in Portland drinking shitty beer and getting the funk on with pacific northwest alumni club.
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i completely forgot. doesn't matter I was in Portland drinking shitty beer and getting the funk on with pacific northwest alumni club.
Don't act like you are better than the rest of us.
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Two games tonight. Set your rosters, bitches.
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Two games tonight. Set your rosters, bitches.
For preseason?
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For preseason?
I was under the impression that the Philly/NYJ and ATL/Jax games were the season openers.
Fuck it. SEC ball is on tonight anyway.
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I was under the impression that the Philly/NYJ and ATL/Jax games were the season openers.
Fuck it. SEC ball is on tonight anyway.
Sept 5th - Giants vs teh Tony Homo's
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You were a week off, but I respect the enthusiasm.
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Two games tonight. Set your rosters, bitches.
If the guys on your roster are playing tonight, you're screwed
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If the guys on your roster are playing tonight, you're screwed
Yeah, we've established that I'm a ruhtard.
Thanks, though, dick.
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Sept 5th - Giants vs teh Tony Homo's
Fuck you. And your Fins that got assraped last night.
Yeah, yeah I know its preseason. I'll take the W's where I can. :facepalm:
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Fuck you. And your Fins that got assraped last night.
Yeah, yeah I know its preseason. I'll take the W's where I can. :facepalm:
Fins are going to get ass raped all season.
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Fins are going to get ass raped all season.
I like your honesty.
I like Tannehill ok, but a top 10 pick? And sorry but they needed Ocho Cinco.
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Fins are going to get ass raped all season.
I didn't realize they were playing Penn State
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I like your honesty.
I like Tannehill ok, but a top 10 pick? And sorry but they needed Ocho Cinco.
Tannehill is fine, and defense looks improved. They just have no playmakers... or anyone that can run a route or catch the ball for that matter.
I give this coach 2 years maybe. He is a dick.
Prediction 3 wins...maybe.
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Cue to weskie.......
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Cue to weskie.......
I can give up my Mark Pera impersonation?
OK, no more false starts...
Game on tonight, bitches.
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I can give up my Mark Pera impersonation?
OK, no more false starts...
Game on tonight, bitches.
:thumsup: :thumsup:
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:thumsup: :thumsup:
You have no one playing tonight? Booooooo
I guess you can watch my defense crush Tony Homo.
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You have no one playing tonight? Booooooo
I guess you can watch my defense crush Tony Homo.
Are we playing each other? I guess I best take a look.
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what are we playing for? i'll throw in some of oregon's finest...
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what are we playing for? i'll throw in some of oregon's finest...
Womenz?
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6 pack mix of oregon's best beers. only chosen by senor weskie...he's got mad craft beer skillz.
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Weskie has one more player tonight, but I'm just gonna call it. Sexy Children put an MSU style beatdown on Trooper's McNurras. 163 points bitches bettah re-cog-nize! AJ Green needs 40 points tonight to win.
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jumbo's got game.
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Yes he does...I am a distant 2nd.
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My team has fallen apart....damn replacement refs.
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Give it up for the San Fran D....beast mode.
Troop's boys get a much needed win against the Widowmakers.
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Like taking candy from a sexy baby!!!
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Give it up for the San Fran D....beast mode.
Troop's boys get a much needed win against the Widowmakers.
Congrats next time I want a reach around.
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who is blue balls? i know it isn't snaggle, but who?
i just wanted to thank them for not replacing those byes for players.
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who is blue balls? i know it isn't snaggle, but who?
i just wanted to thank them for not replacing those byes for players.
ssgaufan
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who is blue balls? i know it isn't snaggle, but who?
i just wanted to thank them for not replacing those byes for players.
You're welcome. I have been out of the office and away from my computer for a couple of weeks, and am about to be gone for about another month. So, you bitches have fun pulling a train on my team.
I also decided to let you fuckers have a chance in the BFTC by dropping out due to the lack of time I have to spend on this board.
One of you slackers needs to send me some gameday updates via text message starting with whoever we play after Arky.
Thanks, and :bar:
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You're welcome. I have been out of the office and away from my computer for a couple of weeks, and am about to be gone for about another month. So, you bitches have fun pulling a train on my team.
I also decided to let you fuckers have a chance in the BFTC by dropping out due to the lack of time I have to spend on this board.
One of you slackers needs to send me some gameday updates via text message starting with whoever we play after Arky.
Thanks, and :bar:
PM Godfather your number and prepare to have your phone blown the fuck up!
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PM Godfather your number and prepare to have your phone blown the fuck up!
Fuckity Fuck Fuck.
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Sadly the football texts had to come to an end. I blame Steve Jobs
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One of you slackers needs to send me some gameday updates via text message starting with whoever we play after Arky.
I saw a tweet from AUFootball that said you could get play-by-play updates by following @AUPlayByPlay
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Sadly the football texts had to come to an end. I blame Steve Jobs
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(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20323259.jpg)
Well not for you, Jumbo and WE!!
Last of the Mountain Men
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My season of football anguish continues:
My fantasy team is so bad that I narrowly beat a team that started 5...FIVE...players on a bye.
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My team has taken a page out of Auburn's playbook. :facepalm:
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I gotta play some Tubby ball if I want to eek out a win over nookie. Up 35 points, and he's got 2 good'uns playing tonight.
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I gotta play some Tubby ball if I want to eek out a win over nookie. Up 35 points, and he's got 2 good'uns playing tonight.
frick.
do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty fumbling the ball at the goal line is in this state?
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frick.
do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty fumbling the ball at the goal line is in this state?
Well... it's probably pretty stiff.
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Widowmakers Beats nookie, Rises to Second Place
Widowmakers (3-2-1) 166
nookie (3-3) 124
Widowmakers notched the second-highest point total this week and got past nookie 166 - 124. While nookie (3-3) is only a half-game back of Widowmakers (3-2-1), they're quite a bit farther behind in points, 859 - 757. With this loss, nookie scored 92.0% of their projected points, and has now failed to meet projections for three weeks running. On top of the loss, nookie got zero points from Scott Chandler.
Widowmakers Smooth Moves
Robert Griffin III had 35 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the second-highest QB score in the league this season.
Ray Rice had 22 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the ninth-highest RB score in the league this season.
The 19 points scored by Jeremy Maclin was the fifth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
Larry Fitzgerald ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 15 points.
Darren McFadden scored 13 points, which ranked sixth out of all the RBs in the league this week.
nookie Regret Tracker
Left C.J. Spiller on the bench, where he scored 16 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 100.0%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
Jermichael Finley scored 1 point against a projected 6.72 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
With 1 point, Andre Roberts had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 22.4% of his 4.46 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.
Of the 12 starters on nookie, 7 underperformed versus their projections.
Scott Chandler failed to score this week with 0 points against a projected 4.80.
What If
Widowmakers would be 4-2 if they played nookie every week.
Besides nookie, Widowmakers would have defeated five other teams this week.
If they played the same schedule as nookie, Widowmakers would be 4-1.
If Widowmakers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 29-12-1.
nookie would have lost to three other teams besides Widowmakers this week.
Widowmakers would have lost to nookie 127 - 99 had they played each other last week.
nookie would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Widowmakers.
If they played every team every week, nookie would be 20-22.
Game Notes
nookie underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 124 points against a projected 134.85 this week.
This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for nookie.
Although nookie lost, they did put up the seventh-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
The 19 total points by the RBs on nookie was their smallest RB output this season.
The WRs on Widowmakers collectively had their best week of the season with 49 points.
Despite being on the winning team, Andre Johnson scored 7 points against a projected 9.80 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
With 166 points, Widowmakers scored the second-most points in the league this week.
With a margin of victory of 42 points, Widowmakers had the second-highest margin in the league this week.
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Why all the articles about a second place team?
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Suh Girls One Cup recorded the second-highest score of the season, taking down Blue Balls 174 - 136. Suh Girls One Cup has become a very tough matchup after winning their last five, while Blue Balls is headed in a different direction, having lost their last three. Aaron Rodgers, with 38 points, racked up the third-highest score on the season. Suh Girls One Cup started one player with zero points while Blue Balls also served up one goose egg, meaning each team left something on the table. Suh Girls One Cup (5-1, 838 points) remains in first place and Blue Balls (2-4, 735 points) stays down in seventh place.
Suh Girls One Cup Smooth Moves
The 20 points scored by Antonio Gates was the highest TE score in the league this week.
Shonn Greene ranked third in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Suh Girls One Cup this season with 34 points.
Vincent Jackson had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18 points.
Percy Harvin scored 17 points, the seventh-highest WR score in the league this week.
The 15 points scored by James Jones was the ninth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
Blue Balls Regret Tracker
Ahmad Bradshaw, who was left on the bench, exceeded his 9.80-point projection with 17 points.
With 1 point against a projected 5.84, Ben Tate was last on the team in scoring and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
The RBs for Blue Balls got outscored 39 - 6 by the RBs for Suh Girls One Cup.
The 5 points scored by Alex Smith was a season-low for both scoring and for his performance against projections. He reached only 32.6% of his 15.34 projected points this week.
Marshawn Lynch had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 5 points and got only 43.0% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season.
What If
Suh Girls One Cup would be 5-1 if they played Blue Balls every week.
Suh Girls One Cup would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
Suh Girls One Cup would be 2-3 if they played the same schedule as Blue Balls.
If Suh Girls One Cup had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-16.
In addition to Suh Girls One Cup, Blue Balls would have lost to just two other teams this week.
Had they played each other last week, Suh Girls One Cup would have lost to Blue Balls 153 - 130.
If they played the same schedule as Suh Girls One Cup, Blue Balls would be 1-4.
Blue Balls would be 16-26 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
Luck has not been with Blue Balls, as three of their four losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
Suh Girls One Cup scored 174 points, the highest in the league this week and second-highest in the league this season.
Blue Balls had their largest margin of defeat this season.
With the win, Suh Girls One Cup has a five-game win streak, currently the longest in the league.
In the loss, Aaron Rodgers led the league in scoring and had the highest QB score in the league this season with 38 points.
It was a tough loss for Blue Balls, which put up the fourth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
The 38-point win by Suh Girls One Cup beat the 8.29-point spread.
With a combined 18 points from their TEs, Blue Balls got their highest combined scoring output from the TE position this season.
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2 game winning streak bitches!
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Practice we talking about practice?
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AWK was violated in the showers like a 9 year old boy!!!
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Leader in the clubhouse...bitches.
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Fuck me..I have fallen hard of late.
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Fuck me..I have fallen hard of late.
and you go down yet again!!... Everyone falls victim to the Sexy Children.
#1 in your hearts and in the clubhouse!
Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
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and you go down yet again!!... Everyone falls victim to the Sexy Children.
#1 in your hearts and in the clubhouse!
Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
He was just counting his faux points...
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Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
Insult to injury: Jumbo had Johnson.
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Insult to injury: Jumbo had Johnson.
I need all the help I can get.
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and you go down yet again!!... Everyone falls victim to the Sexy Children.
#1 in your hearts and in the clubhouse!
Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
Ahmmm.
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Ahmmm.
Yeah Yeah...fuckin Jumbo and RGIII. It's my own god damn fault I left too many points on the bench. I had Jake out there when clearly I should have had Casanova in.
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I blame whomever drafted Sebastian Janikowski on my recent slide.
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well, it is playoff time.
playoff teams...
chinook vs ssgaufan
godfather vs awk
the rest...well they are the consolation
good luck to the teams.
chinook took 1st position the regular season. they are the falcons of FF. a little overrated.
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I had the most points scored on me in the league :facepalm:
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I finally got off the losing schnide...in time for teh consolations.
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Playoff time.
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chinook took 1st position the regular season. they are the falcons of FF. a little overrated.
Historically defeatable in the playoffs if my memory serves me correctly.
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Historically defeatable in the playoffs if my memory serves me correctly.
don't you have some iphones to assemble?
welcome back.
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chinook vs awk in the finals. good luck, sir!
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chinook vs awk in the finals. good luck, sir!
I'm protesting the results, AWK's team is on steroids. I have placed a call to Commissioner Goodell
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I'm protesting the results, AWK's team is on steroids. I have placed a call to Commissioner Goodell
Chad disagrees. And will post infinite number of links to prove it.
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Chad disagrees. And will post infinite number of links to prove it.
I giggled
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The mothafuckin champ is here. Kneel before Zod!