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Title: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 30, 2011, 10:08:53 PM
Watch it all the way through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZFcDGpL4U
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Token on August 30, 2011, 11:53:06 PM
I made it all the way to the part where the kid got stiff armed, then I remembered it was game week and started looking for Alabama highlight videos. 

I'll try to give it a shot tomorrow when I'm getting paid to watch videos. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Token on August 31, 2011, 12:07:55 AM
That was actually well worth 11 minutes.  Very interesting, and that was without sound, if there was sound on the video.  Of course, you understand the problem with this is the thousands of teachers who refuse to change how they teach and should have probably retired years ago.  I hate to be one of those parents who has their child moved to a certain class at the first of the year, but I refuse to let my kid be taught by someone who taught me when I was in grade school. 

And busy work pisses me off to the point that I'm ready to be the active shooter in the faculty room. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2011, 08:54:58 AM
I think one of the more salient points of his presentation (definitely listen to the audio) is that the teachers can't help but be terrible.  I've felt this way for a while.  There's no point in what we do because that's how the system is.  The system is defunct which makes the teachers defunct.

I'll be honest with you.  Teaching the same subject to 150 kids five days a week from August until May is going to require some "busy work." 

It's glorified babysitting.  I wish that presentation offered some kind of solution. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: AUJarhead on August 31, 2011, 09:07:00 AM
My wife is mentoring a new teacher this year, who comes to our school district from a school close to East St Louis.  This teacher, who is in her second year of teaching, started looking for a new job, shortly after the school year started in 2010.  While teaching 4th grade there, a student was being disruptive, and the teacher told the girl to please calm down.  The student picked up her desk, through it at the teacher, and told her to "fuck off."  The teacher told the girl she was suspended, and to please go to the office.

Within 20 minutes, the parent of the student was at the school, yelling at the teacher, saying, "You don't have the right to suspend my child."  This was the 3rd time the child had had violent out bursts in this elementary school.  The principal and parent came to an agreement, and the child was suspended for 2 days.  Two days.

So yes, in the parent's eye, the teacher is simply a baby sitter.

How do you unfuck this situation, aside from giving all parties involved, parent, student, and principal, asskickings?
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Saniflush on August 31, 2011, 10:00:06 AM
My wife is mentoring a new teacher this year, who comes to our school district from a school close to East St Louis.  This teacher, who is in her second year of teaching, started looking for a new job, shortly after the school year started in 2010.  While teaching 4th grade there, a student was being disruptive, and the teacher told the girl to please calm down.  The student picked up her desk, through it at the teacher, and told her to "fuck off."  The teacher told the girl she was suspended, and to please go to the office.

Within 20 minutes, the parent of the student was at the school, yelling at the teacher, saying, "You don't have the right to suspend my child."  This was the 3rd time the child had had violent out bursts in this elementary school.  The principal and parent came to an agreement, and the child was suspended for 2 days.  Two days.

So yes, in the parent's eye, the teacher is simply a baby sitter.

How do you unfuck this situation, aside from giving all parties involved, parent, student, and principal, asskickings?

I say you go have cold beers in Sauget.  But that's just me.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: AUJarhead on August 31, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
I say you go have cold beers in Sauget.  But that's just me.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but how the hell do you know about Sauget?
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Saniflush on August 31, 2011, 10:39:45 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask, but how the hell do you know about Sauget?

It's a gift man. 

Some folks travel the world and take in the sites.

Those are my sites.

I'm on a mission to see every woman in the world nekid. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: GarMan on August 31, 2011, 12:30:27 PM
How do you unfuck this situation...

Do away with public education.  No more government indoctrination centers that cater to the lowest common denominator...  Let the parents decide what's best for their phuck-trophies.  Let private enterprise devise competitive solutions for the new demand. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2011, 01:23:48 PM
Do away with public education.  No more government indoctrination centers that cater to the lowest common denominator...  Let the parents decide what's best for their phuck-trophies.  Let private enterprise devise competitive solutions for the new demand.

Yep.  Education needs to become privatized. 

I'd love to have a horde of 15-18 year old slaves I could boss around in the name of "apprenticeship."   

(http://www.jozie.net/Gor/infoimages/Slave%20Girl%20of%20Gor%20(11).jpg)
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: RWS on August 31, 2011, 02:09:34 PM
My wife is mentoring a new teacher this year, who comes to our school district from a school close to East St Louis.  This teacher, who is in her second year of teaching, started looking for a new job, shortly after the school year started in 2010.  While teaching 4th grade there, a student was being disruptive, and the teacher told the girl to please calm down.  The student picked up her desk, through it at the teacher, and told her to "fuck off."  The teacher told the girl she was suspended, and to please go to the office.

Within 20 minutes, the parent of the student was at the school, yelling at the teacher, saying, "You don't have the right to suspend my child."  This was the 3rd time the child had had violent out bursts in this elementary school.  The principal and parent came to an agreement, and the child was suspended for 2 days.  Two days.

So yes, in the parent's eye, the teacher is simply a baby sitter.

How do you unfuck this situation, aside from giving all parties involved, parent, student, and principal, asskickings?
Is it just me, or do you think part of the problem is younger parents?

When I go to any of my kids' school functions, I notice that alot of the parents seem to be young. Don't get me wrong, I'm 28. Alot of these parents I see seem to be within a few years of my age either way. Alot of them dress and seem to act as if they are still in high school. When I hear them discuss school or their child's education, it's like they have the wrong concept of what school is. They think the teachers are solely responsible for their child's education, and they shouldn't have to do anything at home to support that.

You're exactly right. I think a good bit of parents look at school as day care for their child. When I was in elementary and middle school, I went to a good sized school, but it was in a small town. Everybody knew everybody. It was more like family. If a teacher sent you to the office for an ass whoopin, then you deserved an ass whoopin. Then you were going to get an ass whoopin when you got home. I just think that is lost on alot of parents today. They try too much to be their child's friend instead of parent. Maybe because that's the way their parents were, or their teachers were. There is a fine line.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2011, 02:23:22 PM
Is it just me, or do you think part of the problem is younger parents?

When I go to any of my kids' school functions, I notice that alot of the parents seem to be young. Don't get me wrong, I'm 28. Alot of these parents I see seem to be within a few years of my age either way. Alot of them dress and seem to act as if they are still in high school. When I hear them discuss school or their child's education, it's like they have the wrong concept of what school is. They think the teachers are solely responsible for their child's education, and they shouldn't have to do anything at home to support that.

You're exactly right. I think a good bit of parents look at school as day care for their child. When I was in elementary and middle school, I went to a good sized school, but it was in a small town. Everybody knew everybody. It was more like family. If a teacher sent you to the office for an ass whoopin, then you deserved an ass whoopin. Then you were going to get an ass whoopin when you got home. I just think that is lost on alot of parents today. They try too much to be their child's friend instead of parent. Maybe because that's the way their parents were, or their teachers were. There is a fine line.

Of course, I grew up in that ass whoopin' era and received my fair share both at school and home.  Deserved all but one of em', but that's another story. Damn you Coach Abernathy.  The wife taught 2nd grade in the city school system here in Dothan for 16 years and finally had enough when during her final year, ONE parent showed up the entire year for parent/teacher conferences and she had something like 9 kids in her class with IEP's.  Virtually every kid in the school got free breakfast and one of the little 2nd graders even threatened to bring daddy's gun to school and shoot another kid.  Nothing happened to him.

She moved to a private Christian school about 6 years ago and we put both our kids in there.  I went to the initial parent/teacher conference last week for my boy's 5th grade class.  Every single kid had a parent there, taking notes, asking questions, volunteering for stuff.  I know quite a few of the parents there and I guarantee you that there are some kids gettin' ass whoopins Ralphie style when they screw up.  Even though my wife is a teacher there, I have them call me and not interrupt her all the time if Snaggle-light acts a fool.  And he will act a fool.  Then I go all Michael Jackson...yo butt is mine.  (Okay, not literally MJ)
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2011, 03:05:05 PM
Is it just me, or do you think part of the problem is younger parents?

When I go to any of my kids' school functions, I notice that alot of the parents seem to be young. Don't get me wrong, I'm 28. Alot of these parents I see seem to be within a few years of my age either way. Alot of them dress and seem to act as if they are still in high school. When I hear them discuss school or their child's education, it's like they have the wrong concept of what school is. They think the teachers are solely responsible for their child's education, and they shouldn't have to do anything at home to support that.

You're exactly right. I think a good bit of parents look at school as day care for their child. When I was in elementary and middle school, I went to a good sized school, but it was in a small town. Everybody knew everybody. It was more like family. If a teacher sent you to the office for an ass whoopin, then you deserved an ass whoopin. Then you were going to get an ass whoopin when you got home. I just think that is lost on alot of parents today. They try too much to be their child's friend instead of parent. Maybe because that's the way their parents were, or their teachers were. There is a fine line.

I think the problem is beyond that.

For a lot, they don't want to be the child's friend.  They don't want to be their parent.  They just want to pacify the kid. 

When you have a baby, you stick a pacifier in its mouth and most of the time it shuts up.  But once they hit 5 and 6 years old, you don't have the luxury of using a device like that.   

So parents find new ones.  They give the kids from age 5-18 whatever the hell they want or whatever the hell they think they need just to shut them up.  Just to make them easier to deal with.

Notice how many commercials are on TV advertising a way to satsify your child's wants and desires.  Cars are being advertised to parents as a means of keeping your kid entertained and quiet in the backseat.  Food is advertised as a way to make your kid happy and calm. 

It sells because that's what parents want.

So when the doctor offers a way to shut your kid up, it's real easy to accept it.  I think the video makes a good point to show how bullshit most of these ADHD cases are.  It's easy to drug your kid to get him to be quiet.  It's another to parent your kid in a way that fosters success in the future. 

But to the bigger point - the problem isn't the parents or the kids.  It's the system.  School needs to be revamped.  Privatizing the entire thing may be the answer.  I don't know though.  That's a rather important aspect of our civilization that could be used as a tool of subjugation if the wrong people get involved. 

Why are kids steamlined through school as if they're on a factory line?  The kids hate school.  Eventually, we have to stop using the "they're just kids" excuse and start analyzing whether or not they hate school because of its ineffective means of preparing them for life.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: AUJarhead on August 31, 2011, 03:15:46 PM
Why are kids steamlined through school as if they're on a factory line?  The kids hate school.  Eventually, we have to stop using the "they're just kids" excuse and start analyzing whether or not they hate school because of its ineffective means of preparing them for life.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

THS, I don't know how you do it.  I admire people like you.  If I were a teacher, I'd be in jail before the end of the first day.

Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2011, 03:23:02 PM
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

THS, I don't know how you do it.  I admire people like you.  If I were a teacher, I'd be in jail before the end of the first day.

EGG-ZACHARY.  I was helping in Sunday school when my boy was about 6.  One little kid was going crazy around the room, kicking stuff over, rolling on the floor, jumping up on things.  I told them all to gather round for the lesson and he was the only one still running around knocking shit over, oblivious to everything else.  I had asked him, told him 3-4 times and he just kept on.  Before I knew it, I had the kid by his shoulders up off the ground. I was in his face literally hollering at the him when my wife steps in real quick....

"Calm down, you can't beat the kids".  My hands were shaking.  I was like, I'd kill one of these little fuckers if I had to do this every day.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2011, 03:46:42 PM
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

THS, I don't know how you do it.  I admire people like you.  If I were a teacher, I'd be in jail before the end of the first day.

EVERY kid is part of the same system.

I'm 100% supportive of kids who understand they are going to be ditch diggers.  Or car mechanics.  Or hair stylists.  Or assistants.  Or secretaries. 

I'm good with that.  The kids I teach need to have those goals.  But school doesn't prepare them for that.  In fact, school tells them that because they want to be a car mechanic, they're a failure.  Can't do Shakespeare, biology, or advanced arithmetic?  Fuck you, loser. 

And then those that are beyond the blue collar jobs - those that not only deserve college, need college - they are forced to sit in the factory lines along with the mechanics, welders, and painters. 

And so their creativity is destroyed.  They have to fight tooth and nail to find some sort of aesthetic value in life, and most of the time, when they find it, it's shot down by administrators and parents. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2011, 03:47:49 PM
When I go to any of my kids' school functions, I notice that alot of the parents seem to be young.

That's merely a product of you getting older.  It gets worse and worse. 

Actually in your case it's probably because you're used to fucking goats and goats have beards.  When you see humans without beards you assume they are younger than they are. 

So get back to fucking goats, goat fucking updyke.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: AUJarhead on August 31, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
EGG-ZACHARY.  I was helping in Sunday school when my boy was about 6.

Before the readings at our cat-lick church, they invite the kids to go out of the church for "children's church" usually lasting through the homily.  Anyway, when my daughter was 3, I'd end up taking her, and did so until we were comfortable with her going by herself.  Now that my son is 3, I've been taking him, and I swear, I want to take some of these little fucks and put a boot in their ass.  One literally lays down on the ground, and the teacher doesn't do a damn thing.  "get up"  "get up"  and then just ignores him.  Fuck that, send his ass back to church.  Make the whole damn church see him walking in front of the alter and wonder what happened.  And let the parent come up to the Sunday school teacher to ask why.  "because your son was a little shit, and needs an ass whupping."
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2011, 03:50:30 PM
That's merely a product of you getting older.  It gets worse and worse. 

Actually in your case it's probably because you're used to fucking goats and goats have beards.  When you see humans without beards you assume they are younger than they are. 

So get back to fucking goats, goat fucking updyke.

At first I thought you were engaging in meaningful debate.

Then I busted a nut laughing.
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2011, 03:51:44 PM
EVERY kid is part of the same system.

I'm 100% supportive of kids who understand they are going to be ditch diggers.  Or car mechanics.  Or hair stylists.  Or assistants.  Or secretaries. 

I'm good with that.  The kids I teach need to have those goals.  But school doesn't prepare them for that.  In fact, school tells them that because they want to be a car mechanic, they're a failure.  Can't do Shakespeare, biology, or advanced arithmetic?  Fuck you, loser. 

And then those that are beyond the blue collar jobs - those that not only deserve college, need college - they are forced to sit in the factory lines along with the mechanics, welders, and painters. 

And so their creativity is destroyed.  They have to fight tooth and nail to find some sort of aesthetic value in life, and most of the time, when they find it, it's shot down by administrators and parents.

Roman history.  Read it.  We're accelerating rapidly through their pattern of societal decline. 

Romans got to be too good/educated/smart to do the work. 

The whole liberal/socialist agenda of "everybody should have the same" went on there.  Instead of money, it was grain. 

Everything that has happened will happen again.  I hope our kids realize that and drag us out of this mess.  We aren't smart enough.  I don't think they are either. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
Roman history.  Read it.  We're accelerating rapidly through their pattern of societal decline. 

Romans got to be too good/educated/smart to do the work. 

The whole liberal/socialist agenda of "everybody should have the same" went on there.  Instead of money, it was grain. 

Everything that has happened will happen again.  I hope our kids realize that and drag us out of this mess.  We aren't smart enough.  I don't think they are either.

We ensured they wouldn't be smart enough when we sat down our lowest denominator (special ed) in the general ed classroom. 

And then told everyone else in the room to get the fuck over it but the least restrictive learning environment would be only available for those with an IEP. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2011, 04:16:06 PM
Breads and circuses. 

The economy is in the shitter, the government is 390 quintillion dollars in debt and the president is a clueless fuck.

HEY! Did you hear Chastity Bono is going to be on Dancing With The Stars!!!!  OMG!!! 

It's GAME WEEK, bitches!!!1!



I was watching that NatGeo special on Saddam Hussein's reign of terror in Iraq and it struck me how easy we have it and how soft we are. 

Casey Anthony may or may not have killed her kid.  And she's the worst person EVAR!! (I'm guilty, too).

The US Army can't bomb a desert camp because a satellite photo shows what appears to be a tricycle outside one of them.  We can't take a chance on killing a child. 
 
Here was Saddam videotaping torture and showing it on the nightly news so people wouldn't mistake his intentions. Here he was dropping nerve gas on women and children, bodies piling up in the streets.  Digging mile long trenches to pile hundreds of thousands of bodies in.  His soldiers razing entire towns, knocking every building to the ground, separating parents from children, fucking the kids to death and just shooting the parents for sport. 

That is the enemy.  Can you imagine what they would do if they ever hit the ground here en masse?  Can you fathom you children being ripped away from you and knowng that the girls would be raped and tortured and the boys hacked to death with machetes? 

I'm on a tangent now, but Rome was overrrun by barbarians.  They were destroyed because they lost the ability and inclination to fight because they had grown complacent.  Life was too easy. 

The Muslim extremists are the barbarians.  They want to bring the dark ages to us.  And we don't care.  We'd rather not offend them.  *sigh*

It frightens me.  I worry for my kids. 
Title: Re: Education Celebration
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2011, 04:59:20 PM
I don't know if we're Rome in that regard.  While 9/11 was horrific and detrimental to our state of well being, it's the only true Muslim attack we've had on our soil. 

But like you said, we're open to a group attacking America.  Maybe not physically, but intellectually.  Our kids are stupid.  I mean.  Stupid.  S. T.  U.  P.  I.  D. 

And I've observed the trend everyone was screaming about when I first got into teaching.  The old fogies said, "The kids are so much worse off than when you were in high school four years ago.  No Child Left Behind and these parents have ruined everything!"

I scoffed.  Thought they were a bunch of grey haired, prude bitches who had given up on life. 

I'm starting to see what they were talking about.  I worried about the kids I taught my first year.  They were low.  Real low especially considering where the curriculum said they should be. 

My kids this year?  Ten times worse than the kids from four years ago. 

Seriously. 

Here's a few quotes that happened just today:

"I wish I'd get pregnant. I'd love to be on MTV."

"Snookie is my idol and I want to be just like her when I graduate from high school."  (Not the first person to say this in the past two years)

Spelling errors I've seen just this week off the top of my head:

Peepel
Storrie (singular)
dhis
cuhsin (he explained that "cuh" is what he uses for "cuz" which is meant to be a shortened "cousin") 
frend
hi (high)
rilly (really)

Some of these kids drive.

Oh, and I don't ever report the mistakes of my special ed kids unless it's behavior related.  These are kids who supposedly are perfectly fine in the brain. 

Sad sad sad.