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Title: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
Post by: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"
Title: Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
Post by: GarMan on May 02, 2008, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
Is there a contest here?"
No...   :clap:
Title: Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 05, 2008, 08:33:15 AM
Beer and tits get my vote any day.
Title: Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 05, 2008, 07:13:27 PM
The biggest battle that war hero is facing today is squeezing turds out of that 71 year old asshole of his. 

This is the worst election EVAR. 

The She-Bitch vs. The Mentee of God-Damn-America.  The winner gets to face Liver Spots. 

WHEE!
Title: Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
Post by: Tarheel on May 06, 2008, 01:21:35 PM
Quote from: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

I like your analytical thinking...Brevity is indeed the soul of wit.