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Title: Congrats bitches
Post by: Token on January 10, 2011, 11:50:06 PM
Auburn was far and away the better team on the field.  Bigger, stronger, faster, better coached.  Congrats on the National Championship. 
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 11, 2011, 12:31:47 AM
Looked to me like OU was all offense in their strategy.  A field goal down when they went for it could have won them the game.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: jmar on January 11, 2011, 12:38:22 AM
Auburn was far and away the better team on the field.  Bigger, stronger, faster, better coached.  Congrats on the National Championship.

Thank-you Token, so much for a scorefest huh? It was about speed and power as you say. Newton struggled  and was hemmed up by Rowe but it didnt matter. Thomas wouldn't run it. James couldn't run it and Maehl  did what so many other receivers did to the secondary all season and that didn't matter either. Special teams had it's best game too. Very proud yet somewhat relieved after the long wait.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2011, 12:54:53 AM
Thank you, sweetie.  Just look at it like this:  The state of Alabama fucking rocks in football. 

All that aside:  WAR DAMN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 11, 2011, 02:21:48 AM
Appreciate it Token.   Does this mean you still owe me one in MWF2?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2011, 04:12:20 AM
Auburn was far and away the better team on the field.  Bigger, stronger, faster, better coached.  Congrats on the National Championship.
Thanks man.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 11, 2011, 07:28:56 AM
preesh.  The best of nights.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 11, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Honestly, Cam just played human tonight and we still won. If he would have played super-human like he has all year, Auburn could have won by 21.

The defense played great. I didn't think that the Oregon team would be able to compete upfront, but I had no idea it was going to be that much of a mismatch. If it wasn't for a few fake punts, and going for it on fourth down, we could have locked that bitch down earlier.

Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 11, 2011, 09:49:39 AM
Thank you, sweetie.  Just look at it like this:  The state of Alabama fucking rocks in football. 

All that aside:  WAR DAMN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

ZACK LEE!!!!

Texas, California....Florida...what?? I cant hear them, WHAT? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Our state rules the CFB world at the moment. Love it.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: boartitz on January 11, 2011, 10:38:36 AM
Thank you, sweetie.  Just look at it like this:  The state of Alabama fucking rocks in football. 

All that aside:  WAR DAMN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Thank the Arkansas boys, too. Gus, Dyer and Burns.
Gus yanked Chizik aside at the end of the game and convinced him to run one more play instead of kicking the field goal with 10 seconds. I know it was a slim chance of OU doing anything with that much time left, but there was zero chance of them doing anything with no time left.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: JR4AU on January 11, 2011, 11:33:42 AM
Honestly, Cam just played human tonight and we still won. If he would have played super-human like he has all year, Auburn could have won by 21.

The defense played great. I didn't think that the Oregon team would be able to compete upfront, but I had no idea it was going to be that much of a mismatch. If it wasn't for a few fake punts, and going for it on fourth down, we could have locked that bitch down earlier.

Cam was off just a hair.  And he was banged up late.  The OL wasn't dominant early, but picked it up late.  The score should have been more like a 10-14 pt victory, but I'll take it the way it was. 

Oregon harped about their speed, and for some damn reason, national folks, who have seen SEC speed first hand thought that Oregon had a chance based on that.  I think it was early on that Oregon figured out that they didn't have the speed they thought they had compared to Auburn, and I said it in another post that I didn't think Auburn would be surprised or overwhelmed by either their team speed, or the speed at which they run their offense.    I did figure they'd score more as I thought Oregon would try to throw more.  I never thought they'd be able to run it, but didn't think we'd stifle them to the extent we did.  The defense took all the pregame snub by the lack of coverage for their contribution personally, and they all played big and played for 60 minutes.   It should be noted that playing a team that runs  the option like Oregon took some very good coaching, and the way Fairley handled being left unblocked wasn't all his talent...that took being prepared. 
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: djsimp on January 11, 2011, 11:50:45 AM
Thank the Arkansas boys, too. Gus, Dyer and Burns.
Gus yanked Chizik aside at the end of the game and convinced him to run one more play instead of kicking the field goal with 10 seconds. I know it was a slim chance of OU doing anything with that much time left, but there was zero chance of them doing anything with no time left.

Dyer took MVP, that was great. Little man knows what to do with the football. Burns too, he deserved that TD for all that he sacrificed to put team first.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2011, 12:29:12 PM
Dyer took MVP, that was great. Little man knows what to do with the football. Burns too, he deserved that TD for all that he sacrificed to put team first.
Worked out well for us that Arkansas didn't have room for him. :)
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: ssgaufan on January 11, 2011, 12:35:13 PM
How do you think Seastrunk felt watching what could've been?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: JR4AU on January 11, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
How do you think Seastrunk felt watching what could've been?

Might have been thinking: "I made a good decision, Dyer is the man".
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2011, 12:47:45 PM
How do you think Seastrunk felt watching what could've been?

Lattimore too.

I knew going in we would take away the run, but damn if Oregon never figured that out!  They kept trying to pound James up the middle like something was going to change.  Even Herbie said time and again, if they are going to run, they have got to get to the outside.  Plus, if they had thrown to Maehl all night, they would have kicked our asses.  SO GLAD Nieko is graduating!!

I decided this morning to take the day off today and just bask in it all.  Plus, my head HURTS!!!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 11, 2011, 01:18:13 PM
Congratulations, AU. War Eagle, bitches.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 11, 2011, 01:19:10 PM
How do you think Seastrunk felt watching what could've been?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Seastrunk wouldn't have done shit at AU, much like he won't do shit at Oregon. I would be surprised if he made it through a second season at Oregon.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
Congratulations, AU. War Eagle, bitches.
Thanks for the congrats!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 11, 2011, 02:27:37 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Seastrunk wouldn't have done shit at AU, much like he won't do shit at Oregon. I would be surprised if he made it through a second season at Oregon.

I'm not sure about that. I think he could have fit in nicely in the McCaleb role.

BTW, There was a video on Rivals of him being interviewed and he still talked about Auburn and said "we". It was crazy. It looked like he wanted to cry 3 or 4 times in the video. You can tell he was actually hurt that he thinks he fucked himself out of a chance to play at Auburn. He still talks to Luper's son all the time. It was a painful interview to watch quite honestly.

Lattimore too.

I knew going in we would take away the run, but damn if Oregon never figured that out!  They kept trying to pound James up the middle like something was going to change.  Even Herbie said time and again, if they are going to run, they have got to get to the outside.  Plus, if they had thrown to Maehl all night, they would have kicked our asses.  SO GLAD Nieko is graduating!!

I decided this morning to take the day off today and just bask in it all.  Plus, my head HURTS!!!

I think Latt is kicking himself. It was HIS choice not to come to Auburn. I am not sure Lache can say the same. Maybe if Lache wouldn't have acted like a fucking idiot maybe...but ultimately, I think Auburn moved on and Lache didn't have a choice but to go to Oregon.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 11, 2011, 02:47:00 PM
Keep the congrats bammers....we know we are the fuckin' best.  But it is nice hearing it come from a loser, irrelevant, little brother syndrome filled fanbase.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 11, 2011, 03:06:38 PM
SO GLAD Nieko is graduating!!

Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 11, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
Keep the congrats bammers....we know we are the fuckin' best.  But it is nice hearing it come from a loser, irrelevant, little brother syndrome filled fanbase.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
You are truly shameful to the AU fanbase.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: djsimp on January 11, 2011, 03:32:05 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.

(http://www.affiliatemanagementmaven.com/wp-content/uploads/angry_face.jpg)
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2011, 03:37:09 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
Put it on the board.....yes!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 11, 2011, 04:06:34 PM
You are truly shameful to the AU fanbase.

Aaaahahahaha.  Suck on this....AUBURN 2010 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.  Boom Mutha Fucka!!!!!!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Six on January 11, 2011, 04:57:29 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
No worries, Chizik and Roof are advising him to go pro...in something other than football.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Six on January 11, 2011, 04:59:09 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
No worries, Chizik and Roof are advising him to go pro...they are telling him he has a great opportunity to get beat by much better wide receivers than Maehl...
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Six on January 11, 2011, 05:00:07 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
No worries, Chizik and Roof are advising him to go pro...due to his upcoming "academic problems".
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Six on January 11, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.




Neiko was a Junior this season.
No worries, Chizik and Roof are advising him to go pro...but only if he is projected as an unsigned free agent.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2011, 06:09:11 PM
Step away from any steep ledges, and put the scissors down before reading my next statement.

Neiko was a Junior this season.

/fingers in ears/

LALALALALALAICANTHEARYOULALALALALA

Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 12, 2011, 12:22:33 AM
Aaaahahahaha.  Suck on this....AUBURN 2010 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.  Boom Mutha Fucka!!!!!!

Yeah, but he's still right in his statement.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2011, 07:01:32 AM
Yeah, but he's still right in his statement.
Says WHO?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 12, 2011, 09:20:12 AM
Says WHO?

Signed, The Auburn Fanbase.


Take it easy prowler. Were just having a little fun with ya.
 :bar:

Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: No Huddle on January 12, 2011, 05:29:27 PM
Congrats tiggers! For the ones that went to the game did the fanbase chant SEC after the victory? Read on another board it did not happen. Congrats again.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
Congrats tiggers! For the ones that went to the game did the fanbase chant SEC after the victory? Read on another board it did not happen. Congrats again.
It definitely happened.

Could you not hear it in the broadcast?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2011, 06:04:04 PM
Signed, The Auburn Fanbase.


Take it easy prowler. Were just having a little fun with ya.
 :bar:


Hey, I'm ALL IN...When the pilot of the plane lets out a War Eagle when we touch down at LAX, that's huge.

Whenever Nick Fairley gets mentioned during the Michigan State - Wisconsin Basketball game, that's huge.

Whenever all of the media crys about Cam Newton's Father being in attendance of his son's biggest game of his Collegate career, that should tell everyone with a brain something.  There's only a few in the media that respected Auburn, from Cam Newton bullshit, to Nick Fairley being too mean...to Touching down in Birminham to see a sign, in the airport, that reads "Congratulations, War Eagles, for Winning The National Championship."  Zero Fucking Respect.  This Auburn team rose above all of that scrutiny and won The Whole Fuckin' Thang.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2011, 06:40:18 PM
Congrats tiggers! For the ones that went to the game did the fanbase chant SEC after the victory? Read on another board it did not happen. Congrats again.


Happened more than once. Three that I remember.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 12, 2011, 08:20:14 PM
Hey, I'm ALL IN...When the pilot of the plane lets out a War Eagle when we touch down at LAX, that's huge.

Whenever Nick Fairley gets mentioned during the Michigan State - Wisconsin Basketball game, that's huge.

Whenever all of the media crys about Cam Newton's Father being in attendance of his son's biggest game of his Collegate career, that should tell everyone with a brain something.  There's only a few in the media that respected Auburn, from Cam Newton bullshit, to Nick Fairley being too mean...to Touching down in Birminham to see a sign, in the airport, that reads "Congratulations, War Eagles, for Winning The National Championship."  Zero Fucking Respect.  This Auburn team rose above all of that scrutiny and won The Whole Fuckin' Thang.
I don't think anybody had a problem with Cecil being there. AU said they would limit his access to the program. Nobody said anything about him not being allowed to ever watch his son play college ball ever again. AU supposedly did not supply him with the ticket for the game. That's all good. No reason to bitch about any of that. I think where the problem arises is when Jay Jacobs goes on national TV and tells everybody that Cecil will not be in attendance through mutual agreement between him and AU, etc etc. Obviously that was a lie. In all reality, I think thats what some folks are calling foul about. That's the only legitimate gripe anybody should have.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: djsimp on January 12, 2011, 10:34:07 PM
I don't think anybody had a problem with Cecil being there. AU said they would limit his access to the program. Nobody said anything about him not being allowed to ever watch his son play college ball ever again. AU supposedly did not supply him with the ticket for the game. That's all good. No reason to bitch about any of that. I think where the problem arises is when Jay Jacobs goes on national TV and tells everybody that Cecil will not be in attendance through mutual agreement between him and AU, etc etc. Obviously that was a lie. In all reality, I think thats what some folks are calling foul about. That's the only legitimate gripe anybody should have.

If Jacobs would have said Cecil would attend, then you have 1/2 of the BCSCG being about find Waldo. Since Jacobs said what he said, no media was looking for him in the crowd. I think there a lot more than just Auburn fans are thankful that didn't happen.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 12, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
I just hope he got a receipt and photographic evidence that he personally paid face value or more.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: No Huddle on January 13, 2011, 09:33:21 AM
It definitely happened.

Could you not hear it in the broadcast?

I could not hear it. Thanks and it feels awesome doesn't it. No one is better than your team in CF.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2011, 09:36:31 AM
Fuck em'.  Fuck em' all in the toothless cock-holsters.  I have to admit something.  Last year when Bama won this thing, I watched all the negativity surrounding every move they made.  Not defending them by any means...not in my nature.  But I watched all the conspiracy theorists talk about everything from referees being bought off to ESPN/CBS/NBC/ABC and the BBC making sure they got a UT/UA matchup to no holding calls ever being made to Colt threw the game..and on and on.  Fuck it.  They won it on the field for 14 straight games and told everyone else to kiss that toothless ass.

This year, we as Auburn fans are having to endure it.  After going on some other boards and experiencing other fans first hand, I don't think I've ever been exposed to more sour grapes in my life. For some reason, they can't let this be a great story for these guys who overcame all odds and became one of the most improbable national champions in recent history.  No, it's articles and comments about stripping the title.  It's Auburn is the biggest bunch of thugs in college football.  Hey, Fairley may be, but he's OUR big ole cuddly thug. It's shots at Cam and as one board put it, Chizik is such a hypocrit for bringing God into his post game speeches. 

War Damn National Champions and fuck em all in da mouf.     
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2011, 09:37:28 AM
Hey, I'm ALL IN...When the pilot of the plane lets out a War Eagle when we touch down at LAX, that's huge.

Whenever Nick Fairley gets mentioned during the Michigan State - Wisconsin Basketball game, that's huge.

Whenever all of the media crys about Cam Newton's Father being in attendance of his son's biggest game of his Collegate career, that should tell everyone with a brain something.  There's only a few in the media that respected Auburn, from Cam Newton bullshit, to Nick Fairley being too mean...to Touching down in Birminham to see a sign, in the airport, that reads "Congratulations, War Eagles, for Winning The National Championship."  Zero Fucking Respect.  This Auburn team rose above all of that scrutiny and won The Whole Fuckin' Thang.

Vent it out prowler. Goosfabah!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 13, 2011, 09:42:27 AM
Fuck em'.  Fuck em' all in the toothless cock-holsters.  I have to admit something.  Last year when Bama won this thing, I watched all the negativity surrounding every move they made.  Not defending them by any means...not in my nature.  But I watched all the conspiracy theorists talk about everything from referees being bought off to ESPN/CBS/NBC/ABC and the BBC making sure they got a UT/UA matchup to no holding calls ever being made to Colt threw the game..and on and on.  Fuck it.  They won it on the field for 14 straight games and told everyone else to kiss that toothless ass.

This year, we as Auburn fans are having to endure it.  After going on some other boards and experiencing other fans first hand, I don't think I've ever been exposed to more sour grapes in my life. For some reason, they can't let this be a great story for these guys who overcame all odds and became one of the most improbable national champions in recent history.  No, it's articles and comments about stripping the title.  It's Auburn is the biggest bunch of thugs in college football.  Hey, Fairley may be, but he's OUR big ole cuddly thug. It's shots at Cam and as one board put it, Chizik is such a hypocrit for bringing God into his post game speeches. 

War Damn National Champions and fuck em all in da mouf.   

I had a co-worker...here in Texas mind you...that was trying to fuck with me and said something about the championship being taken away. My response, "I don't care." And I just looked at him. He looked at me. I looked back at him. He laughed, said, "Good point.", and walked away.

Honestly, who cares? Fuck them. We won that shit on the field. We won it when everyone hated us. I don't care of they hate us. Fuck them. I want them to hate us. I want everyone in the nation to be so god damn jealous of our program it hurts. I don't want to be the loveable losers anymore. Fuck it.

Unless anything else comes out, they can say what ever it is they want to say. I don't care.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2011, 10:00:22 AM
I had a co-worker...here in Texas mind you...that was trying to fuck with me and said something about the championship being taken away. My response, "I don't care." And I just looked at him. He looked at me. I looked back at him. He laughed, said, "Good point.", and walked away.

Honestly, who cares? Fuck them. We won that shit on the field. We won it when everyone hated us. I don't care of they hate us. Fuck them. I want them to hate us. I want everyone in the nation to be so god damn jealous of our program it hurts. I don't want to be the loveable losers anymore. Fuck it.

Unless anything else comes out, they can say what ever it is they want to say. I don't care.

"7 losses eh?" Should have been your response. It's good to use on Gayhorns and Dawggies.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 13, 2011, 10:06:18 AM
"7 losses eh?" Should have been your response. It's good to use on Gayhorns and Dawggies.

Nah...I had nothing to say when I said I don't care. Nothing. How can you argue with that?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2011, 10:08:08 AM
Nah...I had nothing to say when I said I don't care. Nothing. How can you argue with that?
  that's excellent my friend
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2011, 10:09:03 AM
I had a co-worker...here in Texas mind you...that was trying to fuck with me and said something about the championship being taken away. My response, "I don't care." And I just looked at him. He looked at me. I looked back at him. He laughed, said, "Good point.", and walked away.

Honestly, who cares? Fuck them. We won that shit on the field. We won it when everyone hated us. I don't care of they hate us. Fuck them. I want them to hate us. I want everyone in the nation to be so god damn jealous of our program it hurts. I don't want to be the loveable losers anymore. Fuck it.

Unless anything else comes out, they can say what ever it is they want to say. I don't care.
I'm with you.

The frustrating thing is, I don't think I'm just looking at this through orange and blue glasses when I say this, but Auburn fans really are one of the classiest fanbases in the country. Certainly for a team that actually wins anything. I've never seen an Auburn fan be anything more than hospitable to a visiting team. Offering their beer and food to their opponents, and wishing them a good game. I have never seen such venomous hatred as I have this year at games. Pretty much the entire second half of the season, I've had some asshole in his $cam Newton t-shirts (that every fanbase prints up as if they are original) literally scream in my face about we're a bunch of cheaters. Saw two assholes at the Oregon game wave money in Cam's face when he came up by them on the sideline. When some dickface yells that kind of shit at you, it sucks cause you don't have a good one line defense. Give me five minutes to tell you why you're a dumbass, compare the situation to the Albert Means case, point out that everything that is being alleged happened at Mississippi State, and that even with all of that said, all that actually happened was a MSU booster and Cecil discussing the possibility of payment. Doesn't work well in a short angry retort to the asshole yelling "Scam Newton, baby! Bunch a cheaters!"

So with all of that said, I think it's about time to embrace it. It wouldn't piss me off as much to be as hated as we were if we actually were as classless as we're purported to be. I say we change our logo to an orange and blue Jolly Roger, walk up to people's tailgates and take a dump on their grill. I say we all take on the Prowler mentality. If we're gonna be universally hated anyway, might as well enjoy it, and earn it.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 13, 2011, 12:37:14 PM
I had a co-worker...here in Texas mind you...that was trying to phuk with me and said something about the championship being taken away. My response, "I don't care." And I just looked at him. He looked at me. I looked back at him. He laughed, said, "Good point.", and walked away.

Honestly, who cares? phuk them. We won that poop on the field. We won it when everyone hated us. I don't care of they hate us. phuk them. I want them to hate us. I want everyone in the nation to be so god damn jealous of our program it hurts. I don't want to be the loveable losers anymore. phuk it.

Unless anything else comes out, they can say what ever it is they want to say. I don't care.

I used to defend AU and make people try to like them, fuck that, if they want to hates us, then they can hate us.  Oh, I am usually the one to not talk smack and when someone starts I don't say anything other than look at them, still trying to keep that up, but have caught myself saying a thing or two. 

I am to the point where someone mentions something negative, I just say "haters gonna hate" or if they call us cheaters, I just say "glass houses and stuff, am i right?"


Chad, just smile and stay smug as hell.  I have all week and will for a long time.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
Jumbo and I had an Oregon couple come up to us and wish us a good game.  We told them to suck our penises, then we proceded to fling feces at them.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
Jumbo and I had an Oregon couple come up to us and wish us a good game.  We told them to suck our penises, then we proceded to fling feces at them.  It was awesome.

Represent
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2011, 12:55:39 PM
An Oregon fan, sitting close to us, asked Jumbo "were is Auburn located?"  I caught Jumbo's response with my phone....

(http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1645776/bad-cop-bad-cop-o.gif)
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Token on January 13, 2011, 01:03:24 PM
I say we all take on the Prowler mentality. If we're gonna be universally hated anyway, might as well enjoy it, and earn it.

So basically, you win a National Championship, and now you are ready to be all that you ridicule Tide fans for?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2011, 01:05:48 PM
So basically, you win a National Championship, and now you are ready to be all that you ridicule Tide fans for?

Yes.  Well, not everything we ridicule Tide fans for...but basically...yes.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 13, 2011, 01:06:38 PM
So basically, you win a National Championship, and now you are ready to be all that you ridicule Tide fans for?

Hey, nobody said anything about going on welfare.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Token on January 13, 2011, 01:18:53 PM
Yes.  Well, not everything we ridicule Tide fans for...but basically...yes.

Alright, but a fair warning....it's not going to work for most of you.  To completely take on the prowler/bammer mentality, you are going to need a surgery to remove/add chromosomes. 
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2011, 01:29:32 PM
Alright, but a fair warning....it's not going to work for most of you.  To completely take on the prowler/bammer mentality, you are going to need a surgery to remove/add chromosomes.

I'm up for it.  My pops is a doctor so he can probably get them to waive the Surgicenter charge.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 13, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Alright, but a fair warning....it's not going to work for most of you.  To completely take on the prowler/bammer mentality, you are going to need a surgery to remove/add chromosomes.

If we fuck our siblings like rabbits, in a few generations, that will take care of itself.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Token on January 13, 2011, 01:31:08 PM
If we fuck our siblings like rabbits, in a few generations, that will take care of itself.

Touche.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2011, 01:40:10 PM
In all seriousness, I can see where you might need to grow a thick skin to a certain extent.  In the entire last year, I've never said one derogatory thing to a Bama friend or taken even a good natured jab at em'.  (The board is different..fuck all of you in da mouf) It's just been congrats and move on.  Just in the last couple of days alone, I've either heard directly or overheard all kinds of BS from fans of several different schools.  Cam this..Fairley that..thugs..NCAA...Chiz....

And holy schnikies, don't even go lurk on any rival schools board.  Obsession reigns supreme. 
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 13, 2011, 02:25:01 PM
If we phuk our siblings like rabbits, in a few generations, that will take care of itself.

Wait a sec, there' no way I can screw my sister the same way I've been screwing my rabb....  Oh I see, never mind.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: No Huddle on January 13, 2011, 06:09:44 PM
So when will the BCS Trophy be in the Wal-Marks?
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: jmar on January 13, 2011, 06:46:38 PM
So basically, you win a National Championship, and now you are ready to be all that you ridicule Tide fans for?
I've already selected my best shirt at the Walmarks an the wife says she'll put some extry craft frills on it so's I'll stand out in church and whatnot. I might not beat her for a goodwhile. WDE!
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AWK on January 14, 2011, 12:01:47 AM
I've already selected my best shirt at the Walmarks an the wife says she'll put some extry craft frills on it so's I'll stand out in church and whatnot. I might not beat her for a goodwhile. WDE!
I'm growing a mullet and going to commit some consanguinity. 
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUChizad on January 14, 2011, 12:31:41 AM
So when will the BCS Trophy be in the Wal-Marks?
The trophy will also be at Academy Sports in Birmingham. I might make it out there...

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/01/auburns_national_championship.html
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: The Prowler on January 14, 2011, 01:20:51 AM
I'll see you there Chizad.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: AUChizad on January 14, 2011, 12:02:38 PM
I'll see you there Chizad.
I say we start a Grass Roots Campaign for everyone to ban the Wal-Mart viewing and only show up to Academy in Birmingham.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: djsimp on January 14, 2011, 02:05:09 PM
I say we start a Grass Roots Campaign for everyone to ban the Wal-Mart viewing and only show up to Academy in Birmingham.

Wow, thanks for looking out for the family there Chad considering a large percentage of doesn't live right there in the area.

I could really care less if they tour the trophy at Academy, Wal-Mart or even fucking Bargain Town. It doesn't cheapen the trophy, the people do. The same fucktards can travel to wherever the trophy viewing is. Hell, I live in a town where the only thing in a 40 mile radius is a Wal-Mart. I would love for it to come to Eufaula, I highly doubt it will though. So, I'll drive to either Auburn or Dothan if need be.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 14, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
If it comes to a Wal-Mart in south Baldwin county, I'm definitely getting a picture of the trophy with the 400 lb mustache woman wearing an AU NC shirt that I saw the other day. Prowler would have been all over her like a rat on a Cheet-o.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: Godfather on January 14, 2011, 02:34:58 PM
If it comes to a Wal-Mart in south Baldwin county, I'm definitely getting a picture of the trophy with the 400 lb mustache woman wearing an AU NC shirt that I saw the other day. Prowler would have been all over her like a rat on a Cheet-o.

It isn't true if you don't have pictures.
Title: Re: Congrats bitches
Post by: RWS on January 14, 2011, 02:38:04 PM
It isn't true if you don't have pictures.
Oh, I'm sure I can scrounge up some good ones in the next few days. These fuckers are coming out of the woodworks now.

What's wrong, you low on your spank bank?