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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Six on September 08, 2010, 08:38:08 AM
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Don't recycle the obvious. Impress me, explore the space.
Cam Newton could win the US Open while wearing concrete shoes and using a ping ping paddle.
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Cam is favored to win the Belmont next year. Word is Jay Wisner will be his jockey.
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Cam Newton can make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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Cam Newton can get a Big Mac at Burger King!
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Corey Pavin used one of his captain's picks on Cam Newton. Tiger Woods will be his caddy.
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Cam Newton's Laws:
1. A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2. Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3. Push me, ima push you right back.
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A Newton is just a measure of force, but Cam Newton is a force of nature
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Cam Newton's Laws:
1. A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2. Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3. Push me, ima push you right back.
These are solid shirt material. Maybe even one we could make some money with. (it's no rub Howard's rocks)
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Cam Newton's Laws:
1. A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2. Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3. Push me, ima push you right back.
4. 2 eyes for an eye.
5. Do unto others what Cam Newton tells you to do.
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Cam Newton can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Cam is favored to win the Belmont next year. Word is Jay Wisner will be his jockey.
LMAO!
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Cam Newton can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
That's because he just stiffarms the goombas.
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cam newtons house has no doors....he just stiff arms the walls
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4. 2 eyes for an eye.
5. Do unto others what Cam Newton tells you to do.
6. What goes up, must land directly in a receiver's hands 50 yards downfield.
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Cam said it. I believe it. That settles it.
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Cam lives in area code 9021OMG.
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Cam Newton can swallow a dime and shit you a fortune.
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Obvious name substitution...
Crop circles are not created by aliens. It's just just Cam's way of saying sometimes crops just need to lay the fuck down.
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The shortest distance between two points is a nice tight spiral.
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Reggie Bush is returning his heisman...not because they are making him but he thinks Cam Newton deserves it more...
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We are Cam-ily.
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I am playing "cam-city" He builds it, godzilla it-and re-builds it.
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Bitchin' CAMaro
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Of course, CAMouflage was named after Newton. Now you see him...now you don't.
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Cam has found the end of pi.
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Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
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In Cam We Trust
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In Cam We Trust
and then there are those that do disappoint.
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Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
What's a ping ping paddle?
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and then there are those that do disappoint.
Oh, this isn't the Cam Newton T-Shirt Slogan thread?
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Cam is love. God is love. Cam is God.
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Freekishly tall Newton-Cat sees for milz an milz
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What's a ping ping paddle?
A ping-pong paddle with only one side?
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If Newton wore one of those a midriff-bearing short jersey from the 80's era, it would be a CAMisole
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Cam Newton invented "Big Johnson" t-shirts. He frowned upon the "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear" shirt because Cam doesn't ride the Hershey Highway.
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Cam Newton invented "Big Johnson" t-shirts. He frowned upon the "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear" shirt because Cam doesn't ride the Hershey Highway.
:blink:
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Obama withdrew the combat troops from the Middle East because he's sending Cam Newton over after football season, and didn't want them to get in Cam's way.
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Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
Awww, thanks...wait...
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These from Al.com....
Will his tears cure Tim Tebow's cancer?
If Newton, Chuck Norris and Tebow were locked in a cage with a 12-foot grizzly bear, who would kill the bear first?
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These are so cheesy, I almost CAMenberet it.
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life is a CAMaret
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Cam can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
What do you mean, "you people?"
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Cam can do a wheelie on a unicycle
But he makes you ride bitch on his moped
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nuff said:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/IC10791.jpg)
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Cam runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch
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Cam runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch
Give him some credit, Cam INVENTED Windows Vista
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Cam put the "laughter" in manslaughter.
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What do you mean, "you people?"
What do "you" mean, "you people?"
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What do "you" mean, "you people?"
Huh?
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Cam Newton is able to get Mick Jagger satisfaction.
Cam Newton's Theory of Numbertivity - First the worst, second the best. This is held true by all mathmaticians.
Cam Newton chose the Droid over the I-Phone because what other quarterbacks can't do, Cam does.
There is no need to ask if it's a bird or a plane because you already know it's Cam Newton.
Lee Corso's only response to Cam Newton is, "Not so fast, my friend."
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Huh?
Downey. Tropic Thunder.
Classic.
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:rofl: You people
Cam can speak in braille
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Cam Newton doesn't teabag....he potato sacks.
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Downey. Tropic Thunder.
Classic.
That is what Kirk Lazarus turned around and said to Alpa Chino...or at least I thought that is how that scene went.
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Windows 7 was cam newtons idea
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Some of these are really, really bad.
I'm looking at you Snaggle.
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Some of these are really, really bad.
I'm looking at you Snaggle.
Don't make me potato sack you.
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(http://a.yfrog.com/img842/6974/m1u.jpg)
Coffee house in Starkville. :rofl:
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(http://a.yfrog.com/img842/6974/m1u.jpg)
Coffee house in Starkville. :rofl:
We gonna find you...
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Cam's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
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Our Carr is powered by an overhead Cam V6'6" 250. It goes from 0 to the endzone in 3.3 seconds. Get out of the Fucking way, you maingy, testicle licking, yard shitters. You're gonna get run the fuck over.
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If you spell Cam Newton in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Cam can start a fire with 2 ice cubes.
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When Cam programs he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.
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Cam is what Cam wants.
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When Cam programs he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.
Me likey
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When Cam programs he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.
If Cam.Auburn = True Then
Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If
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If Cam.Auburn = True Then
Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
Debug.Writeline "Go phuk yourself!"
End If
I like!
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Cam Newton never laughs in the face of danger, he tells it to back the fuck off.
Cam Newton is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
Saw these somewhere else and laughed.
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If Cam.Auburn = True Then
Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If
I like!
(http://armchairmogul.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/nerds.jpg)
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Here's a good one...
(http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt264/autalkinghead/More%20Pictures/roflbot-jztp.jpg?t=1284042495)
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If Cam.Auburn = True Then
Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If
Now that is nerdy (and funny).
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Just seeing a picture of Cam's smile makes panties drop all over the interwebs...
Uh, I'll be right back...
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Cam Newton is ranked 12 in the AP College Football Rankings by himself
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Just seeing a picture of Cam's smile makes panties drop all over the interwebs...
Uh, I'll be right back...
Sadly I am a bama fan and have no chance.
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Sadly I am a bama fan and have no chance.
Not having teeth.......hurts.
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Not having teeth.......hurts.
Depends on if he is the giver or the taker. :rimshot:
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Cam Newton actually died a few years back. Death just hasn't had the guts to tell him yet.
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Cam's poop is used as currency in Argentina
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Yes We Cam will be the slogan when he runs for president
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Cam Newton just blew past Fred Talley
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Cam Newton just blew past Fred Talley
WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER
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Cam Newton just blew past Fred Talley
Thread Killer! :bar:
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Cam watches film of himself watching film.
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Cam chose #2 for his jersey to be ironic. He has never finished #2 in anything in his entire life.
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Cam chose #2 for his jersey to be ironic. He has never finished #2 in anything in his entire life.
I thought he chose #2 because he is da shit, fo reals
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Not having teeth.......hurts.
Now I have a few teeth. You could call them summer teeth. Some are here some are there but I gots some teefh.
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Now I have a few teeth. You could call them summer teeth. Some are here some are there but I gots some teefh.
Keep em' in your pocket for slow dancin'
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Sadly I am a bama fan and have no chance.
Just saw this... and yes, you are correct. I do not do charity work. Being married to an LSWhoer is as low as I can go.
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Just saw this... and yes, you are correct. I do not do charity work. Being married to an LSWhoer is as low as I can go.
Charity work that is funny. And low as you can go with the LSWho thing is even better. I guess it is safe to safe your husband hates Les.
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Charity work that is funny. And low as you can go with the LSWho thing is even better. I guess it is safe to safe your husband hates Les.
Nah, he doesn't hate him. But he sure can cuss him like an egg sucking hound dog.