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Title: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: Birmingham on July 20, 2010, 06:14:35 PM
 :& :p :mad: :suicide: :hulk: :doh:
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: Birmingham on July 20, 2010, 06:19:39 PM
Letter to Mr. Dareus:

You are a badass.
Don't think for a second you're above leaving the University of Alabama with Andre Smith's reputation.
You're a f***ing idiot. This wasn't because of a shady uncle, this wasn't a rouge relative... this was just you. And you did this at the expense of your team.
Get the fuck off the team you ignorant selfish fuck.
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: No Huddle on July 20, 2010, 06:20:53 PM
It is just clutter.
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: JR4AU on July 20, 2010, 06:21:54 PM
Lemon Cake

Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 1/4 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup milk
 
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornstarch
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 cup white sugar
4 egg yolks, beaten
 
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
2 tablespoons milk

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 8 inch round pans. Mix together the flour, baking powder and salt. Set aside.
In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Beat in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, mixing just until incorporated.
Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Allow to cool in pans on wire racks for 10 minutes. Then invert onto wire racks to cool completely.
To make filling: In medium saucepan, mix together 1 tablespoon lemon zest, 1/2 cup lemon juice and 1 tablespoon cornstarch until smooth. Mix in 6 tablespoons butter and 3/4 cup sugar, and bring mixture to boil over medium heat. Boil for one minute, stirring constantly. In small bowl, with a wire whisk, beat egg yolks until smooth. Whisk in a small amount of the hot lemon mixture. Pour the egg mixture into the sauce pan, beating the hot lemon mixture rapidly. Reduce heat to low; cook, stirring constantly, 5 minutes, or until thick (not to boil).
Pour mixture into medium bowl. Press plastic wrap onto surface to keep skin from forming as it cools. Cool to room temperature. Refrigerate 3 hours.
To make frosting: In large bowl, beat confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter, 2 tablespoons lemon juice and 1 teaspoon lemon zest until smooth. Beat in milk, and increase speed and continue to beat until light and fluffy.
To assemble: With long serrated knife, split each cake layer in half horizontally, making 4 layers. Place 1 layer, cut side up, on a serving plate. Spread with half of the lemon filling. Top with another layer, and spread with 1/2 cup frosting. Add third layer, and spread with remaining half of the lemon filling. Press on final cake layer, and frost top and sides of cake with remaining frosting. Refrigerate cake until serving time.
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: AWK on July 20, 2010, 06:24:32 PM
Cheater's Carrot Cake


Ingredients

    * 2  large eggs, lightly beaten
    * 1  (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained
    * 1  (8.25-ounce) package yellow cake mix
    * 1/3  cup  mayonnaise or salad dressing
    * 1  teaspoon  ground cinnamon
    * 1  cup  shredded carrots
    * 1  (2-ounce) package pecan pieces
    * 1/2  (12-ounce) container cream cheese frosting

Preparation

Combine lightly beaten eggs and next 6 ingredients in a large bowl, stirring until blended. Pour batter into a greased and floured 9-inch square baking pan.

Bake at 350° for 30 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely in pan on a wire rack. Spread frosting over top of cake.
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: Birmingham on July 20, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
It is just clutter.

I hear you.  I'm glad it happened now so that his replacement, if their in fact needs to be one, and the replacements backup knows what's ahead.
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: No Huddle on July 20, 2010, 06:25:27 PM
Lemon Cake

Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 1/4 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup milk
 
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornstarch
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 cup white sugar
4 egg yolks, beaten
 
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
2 tablespoons milk

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 8 inch round pans. Mix together the flour, baking powder and salt. Set aside.
In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Beat in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, mixing just until incorporated.
Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Allow to cool in pans on wire racks for 10 minutes. Then invert onto wire racks to cool completely.
To make filling: In medium saucepan, mix together 1 tablespoon lemon zest, 1/2 cup lemon juice and 1 tablespoon cornstarch until smooth. Mix in 6 tablespoons butter and 3/4 cup sugar, and bring mixture to boil over medium heat. Boil for one minute, stirring constantly. In small bowl, with a wire whisk, beat egg yolks until smooth. Whisk in a small amount of the hot lemon mixture. Pour the egg mixture into the sauce pan, beating the hot lemon mixture rapidly. Reduce heat to low; cook, stirring constantly, 5 minutes, or until thick (not to boil).
Pour mixture into medium bowl. Press plastic wrap onto surface to keep skin from forming as it cools. Cool to room temperature. Refrigerate 3 hours.
To make frosting: In large bowl, beat confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter, 2 tablespoons lemon juice and 1 teaspoon lemon zest until smooth. Beat in milk, and increase speed and continue to beat until light and fluffy.
To assemble: With long serrated knife, split each cake layer in half horizontally, making 4 layers. Place 1 layer, cut side up, on a serving plate. Spread with half of the lemon filling. Top with another layer, and spread with 1/2 cup frosting. Add third layer, and spread with remaining half of the lemon filling. Press on final cake layer, and frost top and sides of cake with remaining frosting. Refrigerate cake until serving time.


Sounds AWESOME!
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 20, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
Y'all just can't seem to stay on the straight and narrow over there.

Tsk tsk tsk
Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on July 20, 2010, 07:03:26 PM
:& :p :mad: :suicide: :hulk: :doh:
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Title: Re: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!!!!!!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 20, 2010, 07:05:26 PM
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Cheater's Carrot Cake
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