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Title: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 19, 2018, 01:31:26 PM: I've noticed over the years that there are certain people the media decides are "stars" and they try their best to prop them up by putting them all over the place.

The one that annoys me the most now is Lindsey Vonn.

Not particularly attractive.
No appreciable skills.
Banged Tiger for the spotlight.
Doesn't speak well.
Awkward on camera.

I don't want to see any more of her. I won't watch anything she's on, including now Shark Week.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Saniflush on July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM: Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 19, 2018, 01:36:38 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM
Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
If Chuck Schumer were on fire on my left and her naked butt was raised to my right...

I'd just hold it.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 02:03:46 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM
Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
Truer words were never spoken.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 02:06:18 PM: Pee in my butt

(http://dailyupperdecker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lindsey-vonn-swimsuit-issue.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjPi4mz36vcAhUph-AKHQtWDY4QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyupperdecker.com%2F2016%2F02%2Fheres-lindsey-vonn-doing-pull-ups-wearing-nothing-but-body-paint%2F&psig=AOvVaw3g-1M_W1yFcrDgZftGjZZp&ust=1532109654343766)
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 19, 2018, 03:37:24 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 02:06:18 PM
Pee in my butt

(http://dailyupperdecker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lindsey-vonn-swimsuit-issue.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjPi4mz36vcAhUph-AKHQtWDY4QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyupperdecker.com%2F2016%2F02%2Fheres-lindsey-vonn-doing-pull-ups-wearing-nothing-but-body-paint%2F&psig=AOvVaw3g-1M_W1yFcrDgZftGjZZp&ust=1532109654343766)

Fake news.

I'd do Serena before her.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 03:44:29 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 19, 2018, 03:37:24 PM
Fake news.

I'd do Serena before her.
I don't know if I'd do SW first, but there would be some things to mull over before I made my final decision.

(https://cdn-s3.si.com/images/SWIM158_TK4_00137-rawWMFinal1920.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjrsvqE9avcAhXCg-AKHUmbDCEQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fswimsuit%2Fmodel%2Fserena-williams%2F2017%2Fphotos&psig=AOvVaw2n7e33jSFd1bccUvbima9V&ust=1532115386706916)
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Vladimir on July 19, 2018, 10:01:50 PM: Snag would do a black.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: chityeah on July 20, 2018, 01:53:25 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 03:44:29 PM
I don't know if I'd do SW first, but there would be some things to mull over before I made my final decision.

(https://cdn-s3.si.com/images/SWIM158_TK4_00137-rawWMFinal1920.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjrsvqE9avcAhXCg-AKHUmbDCEQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fswimsuit%2Fmodel%2Fserena-williams%2F2017%2Fphotos&psig=AOvVaw2n7e33jSFd1bccUvbima9V&ust=1532115386706916)
I wouldn't turn her down........Well maybe face down. Just saying.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 07:10:46 AM: I'm all down for chocolate town.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 20, 2018, 11:50:48 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 07:10:46 AM
I'm all down for chocolate town.
Once you go chocolate, you never go....wait...no, it's once you go brown people, you never....well shit, that's not it either.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: GH2001 on July 20, 2018, 01:25:10 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 20, 2018, 11:50:48 AM
Once you go chocolate, you never go....wait...no, it's once you go brown people, you never....well shit, that's not it either.

I swear, you people.

No one likes a nagger.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 01:32:56 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on July 20, 2018, 01:25:10 PM
I swear, you people.

No one likes a nagger.
Da fuc you mean "you people"?
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: The Six on July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/16/15/4E504B5000000578-5958861-image-m-96_1531751726644.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 20, 2018, 02:33:20 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 01:32:56 PM
Da fuc you mean "you people"?
WHAT do you mean, you people?
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 20, 2018, 05:12:51 PM: Quote from: The Six on July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/16/15/4E504B5000000578-5958861-image-m-96_1531751726644.jpg)
Hey big girl, make em' back it up. Make em' back it up.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 21, 2018, 12:35:44 PM: Quote from: The Six on July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/16/15/4E504B5000000578-5958861-image-m-96_1531751726644.jpg)
Iâ€™d break her hip bone.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 21, 2018, 01:41:47 PM: Quote from: The Six on July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/16/15/4E504B5000000578-5958861-image-m-96_1531751726644.jpg)

Relevance please?
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: The Six on July 21, 2018, 06:50:30 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 21, 2018, 01:41:47 PM
Relevance please?
Fake star more worthy of boning potential.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 22, 2018, 12:42:53 AM: Quote from: The Six on July 21, 2018, 06:50:30 PM
Fake star more worthy of boning potential.
Ah. I've never seen this person before and had no idea who she was. Assumed it was just some random snap of some woman on a beach or something.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 22, 2018, 01:02:38 AM: Although, upon close inspection, her camel toe is worthy of X review.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 23, 2018, 08:52:18 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 22, 2018, 12:42:53 AM
Ah. I've never seen this person before and had no idea who she was. Assumed it was just some random snap of some woman on a beach or something.
Ashley Graham...model of sizes XL and up
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 23, 2018, 04:06:47 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 22, 2018, 12:42:53 AM
Ah. I've never seen this person before and had no idea who she was. Assumed it was just some random snap of some woman on a beach or something.
Or, a beached whale.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 07:13:13 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 23, 2018, 04:06:47 PM
Or, a beached whale.
Fish shamer.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Kaos on July 23, 2018, 07:52:21 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2018, 07:13:13 PM
Fish shamer.
Whales are mammals. Do more research. Smh.
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: GH2001 on July 24, 2018, 10:32:03 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 23, 2018, 07:52:21 PM
Whales are mammals. Do more research. Smh.
I can't make you read! You dumass moran!
Title: Re: Fake Stars
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 24, 2018, 10:45:43 AM: (https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/politicalconundrum/imageproxy.php?url=http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y517/Fotoman7/BugsBunnyMaroon_zps5e1d22dd.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii0_b0-7fcAhUPulMKHdjxA1EQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tapatalk.com%2Fgroups%2Fpoliticalconundrum%2Fmaroon-moron-t19428684.html&psig=AOvVaw3tmBjRgflVtIvZYwQXF8A8&ust=1532529615364978)