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War Damn Eagle / Re: Defense Clap Clap
« Last post by GH2001 on April 29, 2024, 10:57:50 PM »
Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.

Ohhh, he’s entered some holes.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by GH2001 on April 29, 2024, 10:55:57 PM »
Give it a shot. 

Will change everything.   You’ll never again have that “well crap.  My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment. 

No streaks. No skids. 

It is the way.

He uses aloe baby wipes. He’s good.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Defense Clap Clap
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on April 29, 2024, 10:33:51 PM »
Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by Kaos on April 29, 2024, 09:03:11 PM »
Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.

Give it a shot. 

Will change everything.   You’ll never again have that “well crap.  My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment. 

No streaks. No skids. 

It is the way. 
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by War Damn Six on April 29, 2024, 07:41:07 PM »
Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:

1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms

And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.

Fast food, yes.  Fries and then burger. 

The meal you described, enjoy it all together. 
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by War Damn Six on April 29, 2024, 07:39:38 PM »
Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?

Front to back.  No one wants that crockpot you are cooking up.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by Snakebite on April 29, 2024, 07:16:41 PM »
Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:

1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms

And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by Snakebite on April 29, 2024, 06:14:28 PM »
Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?

I am a stander.  Don't want me feet falling asleep on me (I usually cut it pretty darn close).  Front to back is the way.... lest you be a poop dick.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by Snaggletiger on April 29, 2024, 05:57:29 PM »
Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Last post by Snakebite on April 29, 2024, 05:48:59 PM »
You people are crazy. 

Bidet is the way.

Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.
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