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War Damn Eagle / Re: Defense Clap Clap
« Last post by GH2001 on April 29, 2024, 10:57:50 PM »Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.
Ohhh, he’s entered some holes.
Every night since the portal began, I have prayed that you would enter it.
Give it a shot.
Will change everything. You’ll never again have that “well crap. My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment.
No streaks. No skids.
It is the way.
Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.
Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:
1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms
And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.
Wiping.
Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?
Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air for inspection. How else do you know if you got it all?
Wiping.
Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?
Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air for inspection. How else do you know if you got it all?
You people are crazy.
Bidet is the way.