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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Kaos on April 28, 2010, 10:18:22 AM
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Long drive yesterday so I spent time scanning the dial looking for something interesting. I came across American Urban Radio. They were interviewing a scholar who claimed to have a doctorate degree. The following statements and paragraphs were all taken at face value and endorsed by the host as absolute truths.
1. George Washington was not the first president, he was the eighth. The seven before him were black.
2. The Statue of Liberty was originally a black woman, but when we got it the white folks sent it back to France to get its face redone to be white.
3. At the beginning of the revolutionary war there were more white slaves than black so the British set them all free to fight. That's how slavery became a "black thing"
4. White folks found Eden, and they discovered the bones of Eve but they won't let anybody know about it because she was black and Eden was in Africa.
5. Noah's Ark was actually discovered in Africa and authenticated.
6. Moses and Abraham were both black and from central Africa.
7. AIDS was invented in a laboratory and intended to be used to kill Castro, but when that failed it was taken to Africa and injected in people there.
8. Insurance companies have had a trust for more than a hundred years and if you speak out against them, they will kill you. All diseases have already been cured, but the insurance and pharm companies don't want to lose the profits.
9. George Bush was a "choke freak" and his wife didn't like that. It's why she moved out on him and lived in a hotel the whole time he was president. But Condi Rice liked to be choked. She and George were all up on each other. The fat cat bankers knew this, and knew he didn't want it to get out. They used it as leverage to get what they wanted from the government.
10. The US plane that flew over the Statue of Liberty that time wasn't really Air Force One, it was a flying laboratory that was making death gas.
11. The head of the RNC is nothing but a "black Sambo" and when he gets out of line the powers that be tell him "niggah, please."
12. While it's not cool to advocate violence maybe we ought to cut that 22-year old black guy in Mississippi who killed the 67-year old white supremacist some slack. He was a mean dude and the world is probably better off without him. Maybe it wasn't necessary to torture him and burn him alive, but taking people like that out of this life isn't really a bad thing.
There was much, much more.
Please don't ever say anything to me again about anything you may consider racist coming from me. Had Rush, Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Larry King, Keith Olbermann or any other white newscaster said even one of those things they would be hounded off the air. Imus was fired for making a crack about nappy heads.
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As everyone knows, there’s only one thing that can end racism: laughter.
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Bullshit. Washington was the 5th President and it was he who was the "Choke freak".
What kind of crap are these people spewing?
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Long drive yesterday so I spent time scanning the dial looking for something interesting. I came across American Urban Radio. They were interviewing a scholar who claimed to have a doctorate degree. The following statements and paragraphs were all taken at face value and endorsed by the host as absolute truths.
1. George Washington was not the first president, he was the eighth. The seven before him were black.
2. The Statue of Liberty was originally a black woman, but when we got it the white folks sent it back to France to get its face redone to be white.
3. At the beginning of the revolutionary war there were more white slaves than black so the British set them all free to fight. That's how slavery became a "black thing"
4. White folks found Eden, and they discovered the bones of Eve but they won't let anybody know about it because she was black and Eden was in Africa.
5. Noah's Ark was actually discovered in Africa and authenticated.
6. Moses and Abraham were both black and from central Africa.
7. AIDS was invented in a laboratory and intended to be used to kill Castro, but when that failed it was taken to Africa and injected in people there.
8. Insurance companies have had a trust for more than a hundred years and if you speak out against them, they will kill you. All diseases have already been cured, but the insurance and pharm companies don't want to lose the profits.
9. George Bush was a "choke freak" and his wife didn't like that. It's why she moved out on him and lived in a hotel the whole time he was president. But Condi Rice liked to be choked. She and George were all up on each other. The fat cat bankers knew this, and knew he didn't want it to get out. They used it as leverage to get what they wanted from the government.
10. The US plane that flew over the Statue of Liberty that time wasn't really Air Force One, it was a flying laboratory that was making death gas.
11. The head of the RNC is nothing but a "black Sambo" and when he gets out of line the powers that be tell him "niggah, please."
12. While it's not cool to advocate violence maybe we ought to cut that 22-year old black guy in Mississippi who killed the 67-year old white supremacist some slack. He was a mean dude and the world is probably better off without him. Maybe it wasn't necessary to torture him and burn him alive, but taking people like that out of this life isn't really a bad thing.
There was much, much more.
Please don't ever say anything to me again about anything you may consider racist coming from me. Had Rush, Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Larry King, Keith Olbermann or any other white newscaster said even one of those things they would be hounded off the air. Imus was fired for making a crack about nappy heads.
Just some comments:
Only the second part of 8 MAY be somewhat true. I do think Big Pharma hinders real cures in leiu of profit making "symptom covering" drugs.
* HIV (or HIV-1) originated in Chimps in Africa. It was brought from there to Haiti then to the US. So its actually backwards. Whitey should be blaming them.
* I am going to guess these guys were of the Christian faith since they were referencing Noah and Abraham and if they were - its pretty accepted that they were of Hebrew lineage. Which is not the same as Black. But whatever.
* GW was the 1st President of the United States of America. There were actually 16 Presidents before Washington - of the Continental Congress, not the Union as we know it today. None of them were black.
* Most Biblical Scholars think Eden was closer to Armenia than anywhere. Not even close. We all know a garden can't grow in Ethiopia, hence the Feed the World telethons :rofl:
* Statue of Liberty and the GWB Choke thing - Doesnt even deserve a rebuttal.
* Slavery became a "black thing" via their own home continent - Africa. The Dutch were simply facilitators (and the best traders in the world) to the Black Slave dealers in Africa. Blacks in Africa ultimately made slavery a "black thing".
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How sad. They didn't even mention the hurricane machine! Pathetic.
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How sad. They didn't even mention the hurricane machine! Pathetic.
It was a weathering machine.
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It was a weathering machine.
Did the weather machine blow up the levies in New Orleans?
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How sad. They didn't even mention the hurricane machine! Pathetic.
Oh I'm sure he did at some point. After the George Bush gonna choke a bitch tirade I finally just turned it off.
Ignorance passed off as education is pretty disheartening. I expected the show's host to at least challenge some of this absurdity, but everything this guy said was met with a hearty "THA'S RIGHT!!"
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Oh I'm sure he did at some point. After the George Bush gonna choke a bitch tirade I finally just turned it off.
Ignorance passed off as education is pretty disheartening. I expected the show's host to at least challenge some of this absurdity, but everything this guy said was met with a hearty "THA'S RIGHT!!"
Youre such a racist redneck
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How sad. They didn't even mention the hurricane machine! Pathetic.
Post of the day.
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By the way, the Ark was found in Turkey, not Africa.
And, Abraham was not black, but Abraham Lincoln was.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/welch-wv/THC8GCG31C7TJFG5L (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/welch-wv/THC8GCG31C7TJFG5L)
Abraham Lincoln Was Half Black Historians Reveal
August 18th, 2008
by Joel Reamer
Barack Obama is the new Abraham Lincoln
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
Records dating to February 12, 1809 officially remark that Abraham Lincoln's parents were Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks, however, there has been a new discovery which has put a new slant on the issue of parentage.
Abraham Lincoln's mother was having an affair with a black plantation worker and new DNA evidence suggests that she somehow tricked her husband into believing that Abraham was the couples child. Secret love letters unearthed in 2003 reveal that Lincoln's mother was conducting a clandestine affair with a slave named Iemis from a Kentucky plantation.
"We managed to attain DNA evidence from a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair which proves that he had a very strong African genetic link. His chromosome makeup is very specific to West African DNA patterns and this suggests that Abraham's real father was indeed of African origin," Dr. Alan Holdsworth, who is the chief Anthropologist on this project told National Geographic magazine.
The Obama campaign team, on hearing of the wonderful news have already started production of a short film to be aired on all networks next week.
Senator McCain's campaign team are of course trying to refute the evidence collated by the scientific researchers as false and have demanded the team re-do the DNA analysis of Abraham Lincoln's hair.
"Now we know why he was so vehemently opposed to slavery. Lincoln's father was a slave. His mother, a poor white farmer's wife had slept with a black slave and somehow concealed this fact from her husband. It's almost like something you would see on Jerry Springer or Maury," a reporter from the Fox News Network said.
With the prospect of another half black president on the way, America must come to terms with its past before it embraces its future.
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Erybody noes racism still be heah cause of all dem white honkeys livin all up in heah.
If we coulda kawt prezadint Butch choking dat bitch, we coulda got ridda him early.
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By the way, the Ark was found in Turkey, not Africa.
And, Abraham was not black, but Abraham Lincoln was.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/welch-wv/THC8GCG31C7TJFG5L (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/welch-wv/THC8GCG31C7TJFG5L)
You people don't know your history.
Read this biography on Abraham Lincoln.
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID562/images/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter.jpg)
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You people don't know your history.
Read this biography on Abraham Lincoln.
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID562/images/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter.jpg)
I just started that book. Only one chapter in.
(Gonna' take me awhile, though. No pictures)
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I just started that book. Only one chapter in.
(Gonna' take me awhile, though. No pictures)
I'm actually reading it right now as well. I'm about halfway through, but I'm just reading it on my iPhone when I'm bored, so yeah, I'll be a while too.
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And, Abraham was not black, but Abraham Lincoln was.
Technically, I'm black too. I'm Sicilian. The Moors came in and fucked the shit out of our women. At least, that's what Christopher Walken said.
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Technically, I'm black too. I'm Sicilian. The Moors came in and fucked the shit out of our women. At least, that's what Christopher Walken said.
Actually Hopper said it.
The Moors did so much fuckin that they altered the bloodline forever.
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Actually Hopper said it.
The Moors did so much fuckin that they altered the bloodline forever.
You just shot my memory with a shotgun.
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You just shot my memory with a shotgun.
Buckwheats for everyone.
Yes, I know that I switched movies on you fucks. Keep up.
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I'm actually reading it right now as well. I'm about halfway through, but I'm just reading it on my iPhone when I'm bored, so yeah, I'll be a while too.
I bought it in the airport out in Vegas to read on the way home. Usually I just get drunk and pass out, but I have been banned from drinking on all Delta flights.
Not a bad book. The author was able to weave his story around actuall events in AL's life.
Not on my Top 25 list, but I would recommend it as some fun, light reading.
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Buckwheats for everyone.
Yes, I know that I switched movies on you fucks. Keep up.
One of the best movies of all time.
Don't call me pieces.
Boatdrinks.
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One of the best movies of all time.
Don't call me pieces.
Boatdrinks.
He's a fecal freak!