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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on December 02, 2009, 07:38:17 PM
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...change my name back to Birmingham.
Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.
Birmingham
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Fuck you in the mouth.
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Go fuck yourself
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I'm sorry, but all of your points for this week are belong to Gainesville.
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I think you were right. No one is going to help you.
And besides, Gainesville is a quaint little village.
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...change my name back to Birmingham.
Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.
Birmingham
I doubt very seriously that it was inadvertent.
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I doubt very seriously that it was inadvertent.
If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up and lay low for a few days. Next thing you know, you might be re-named Timmy with this as your avatar:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/TSB/Tebow_looks_Terrific.jpg)
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At least you get another welcome fisting? ShitBird.
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I keep clicking on this thread...typing...then deleting....
I just can't stop fucking laughing.
Fuck you, Gainesville.
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:bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:
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Dude can't you change your name by editing your profile?
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phuk you in the mouth.
^^This^^
Go phuk yourself
^^And That^^
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Dude can't you change your name by editing your profile?
no, it appears that "I" can not.
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us "regular"l people can't.
Oh, and Bham.... choke on fat, ashy, black, prison cock. And die.
Good day to you all.
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...change my name back to Birmingham.
Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.
Birmingham
Oh good grief.
I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid. Or blind. Or both.
Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.
Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol. I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now... :blink:
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Oh good grief.
I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid. Or blind. Or both.
Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.
Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol. I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now... :blink:
Not to mention the fact that everyone else in the fucking game changed their names this week as well...
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Not to mention the fact that everyone else in the fucking game changed their names this week as well...
Uh. Gatortitz just don't sound the same, but have at it.
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Go play in a fire
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Am i gainsevilleredwing this week?
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Oh good grief.
I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid. Or blind. Or both.
Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.
Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol. I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now... :blink:
Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere. If not I'm sure you will by the nights end. As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not. Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men. For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win. I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you. I know he talks to all of you. I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me. He may very well be included in that group. I can't possibly see myself giving him my address. Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door. Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze. I want to win in a pick up basketball game. I want to win at UNO. I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in. Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.
You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.
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Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere. If not I'm sure you will by the nights end. As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not. Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men. For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win. I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you. I know he talks to all of you. I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me. He may very well be included in that group. I can't possibly see myself giving him my address. Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door. Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze. I want to win in a pick up basketball game. I want to win at UNO. I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in. Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.
You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.
Once you got on the internet, your address is out there.
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We should change it to GreasyGaytor.
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Am i gainsevilleredwing this week?
You are.
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:ice:
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Once you got on the internet, your address is out there.
I see two houses on his street. Is his the one that is pink with purple stripes and leather tassels or is it the one next to it with the guy sitting on the front porch spanking off to old videos of the Bahr in broad daylight?
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I see two houses on his street. Is his the one that is pink with purple stripes and leather tassels or is it the one next to it with the guy sitting on the front porch spanking off to old videos of the Bahr in broad daylight?
Both.
He's a real estate magnate.
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Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere. If not I'm sure you will by the nights end. As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not. Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men. For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win. I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you. I know he talks to all of you. I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me. He may very well be included in that group. I can't possibly see myself giving him my address. Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door. Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze. I want to win in a pick up basketball game. I want to win at UNO. I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in. Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.
You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.
Sweet. I call dibs on the bottle of booze, since Nancy doesn't want it.
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You suck at dishing out tired, cliched insults.
Sure, I am having a sucky year at the Pick Em. Has more to do with some personal stuff to which you will never be privy than with my gender, but you can go on believing that with all your little pathetic heart if it helps you sleep at night.
I am as competitive as anyone, but I actually save the intensely competitive borderline asshole behavior for things that are worth it in the grand scheme of life. You, apparently, cannot differentiate between “worth it” and “not worth it”. Maybe it’s because you have so little of real importance in your own life that you have to sweat the small stuff to the point that even other bammer fans are looking at you and saying “Dude, WTF?”
Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive. And I am sure that the other guys playing the game are just as competitive as you. The only difference is that you currently have a corner on the market on being a whiney pathetic douche while being competitive. And if your goal was to win that competition, well , then congratulations. Success.
You know, you used to be semi-cool, in a stupid inbred bammer kind of way. And sparring with you used to be somewhat entertaining. Now you are just the aforementioned whiney pathetic douche. Did something happen to shove the axhandle up your ass sideways? Or have you always been a pathetic whiney douche and we are just now seeing your true colors?
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Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive.
Yeah, lesbians do have a percentage of the market share as well.
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Yeah, lesbians do have a percentage of the market share as well.
Hot lesbians are cool.
Wait... what were we talking about?
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Changed...
I will let AUTR know.
Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know
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You suck at dishing out tired, cliched insults.
Sure, I am having a sucky year at the Pick Em. Has more to do with some personal stuff to which you will never be privy than with my gender, but you can go on believing that with all your little pathetic heart if it helps you sleep at night.
I am as competitive as anyone, but I actually save the intensely competitive borderline butthole behavior for things that are worth it in the grand scheme of life. You, apparently, cannot differentiate between “worth it” and “not worth it”. Maybe it’s because you have so little of real importance in your own life that you have to sweat the small stuff to the point that even other bammer fans are looking at you and saying “Dude, WTF?”
Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive. And I am sure that the other guys playing the game are just as competitive as you. The only difference is that you currently have a corner on the market on being a whiney pathetic douche while being competitive. And if your goal was to win that competition, well , then congratulations. Success.
You know, you used to be semi-cool, in a stupid inbred bammer kind of way. And sparring with you used to be somewhat entertaining. Now you are just the aforementioned whiney pathetic douche. Did something happen to shove the axhandle up your ass sideways? Or have you always been a pathetic whiney douche and we are just now seeing your true colors?
Wench, you have again resorted to kicking lesser beings than yourself. You are slumming.
BTW- post of the day. :clap:
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Changed...
I will let AUTR know.
Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know
Wait...how is gainesville going to get his points now?
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Wait...how is gainesville going to get his points now?
fuck...
Here is a chart so we know.
Birmingham > Gainesville > Vagisil
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Changed...
I will let AUTR know.
Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know
I am laughing too hard to say what I am thinking...
B, you rock.
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now that's just comedy.......
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This is some funny sh!+
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Who is this AUTR you speak of. I am now UFTR you ass bag.
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Who is this AUTR you speak of. I am now UFTR you ass bag.
How are you going to get your points?
fuck...here I will make a chart for you.
AUTailgatingRules > UFTailgatingRules
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I just had an epiphany during my 3rd bloody mary of the morning.
The reason Vag was posting during his vacation. He was too short to get on the rides and had a lot of down time.
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He was too short to get on the rides and had a lot of down time.
That's what his wife said too...
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Hot lesbians are cool.
Wait... what were we talking about?
A whole page since this post and not one response???? Damn right hot lesbians are cool.
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A whole page since this post and not one response???? Damn right hot lesbians are cool.
Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
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Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
That's interracial HOTTness.
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Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
DING DING DING! We have a winner.
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Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
I though your life was a porn movie.
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I though your life was a porn movie.
It is; I'm always getting fucked.
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Could you drop last weeks scores for me, you know the one where I didn't input any?
Not like i'll win or anything.
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Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
There's a reason women like that are lesbians.
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Could you drop last weeks scores for me, you know the one where I didn't input any?
Not like i'll win or anything.
No problem, You can always make it back up in the bowl games
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...change my name back to Birmingham.
Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.
Birmingham
Crybaby, nasty stinkin' pussy ass, bitch!
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Then send me some lesbian porn hottness and not two women's high school softball coaches.
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Then send me some lesbian porn hottness and not two women's high school softball coaches.
If it were the two high school softball coaches, would you watch?
Hell yes I would.
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If it were the two high school softball coaches, would you watch?
Hell yes I would.
Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.
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Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.
I can never go back to Ohio
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Depends... the High School Softball Coach at my HS looked like you...only when you had the mustache.
I've always wondered why bull dyke lesbians that hate men try so hard to look like a man and are attracted to other women who look like men too.
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I've always wondered why bull dyke lesbians that hate men try so hard to look like a man and are attracted to other women who look like men too.
Not only that, but if I am a hot lesbian who is (by definition) into other women, why would I want to be with a manly looking woman? Would have been easier to just stick with real men and just make them go down on me all the time. Plus, real dick has got to feel better than a strap on - again, if I wanted to be penetrated, why not just stick with a guy? Guys may be assholes sometimes, but they don't get (real) PMS.
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Not only that, but if I am a hot lesbian who is (by definition) into other women, why would I want to be with a manly looking woman? Would have been easier to just stick with real men and just make them go down on me all the time. Plus, real dick has got to feel better than a strap on - again, if I wanted to be penetrated, why not just stick with a guy? Guys may be assholes sometimes, but they don't get (real) PMS.
I thought your husband had a nice rack.
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I thought your husband had a nice rack.
I had you pegged as an ass man.
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I had you pegged as an ass man.
If she lets me stick it in there, I could be persuaded.
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Thats because hot lesbians only exist in teh porn movies. In real life, we get Rosie O'Donnel and Wanda Sykes.
That is just not so.
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That is just not so.
Personal experience?
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That is just not so.
do tell
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Personal experience?
You must have been absent that day.
GF, I'm sure you were there.
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You must have been absent that day.
GF, I'm sure you were there.
The rest of us need pichers.
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Not only that, but if I am a hot lesbian who is (by definition) into other women, why would I want to be with a manly looking woman? Would have been easier to just stick with real men and just make them go down on me all the time. Plus, real dick has got to feel better than a strap on - again, if I wanted to be penetrated, why not just stick with a guy? Guys may be assholes sometimes, but they don't get (real) PMS.
Two snaps and around the world twist.
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You must have been absent that day.
GF, I'm sure you were there.
Did you get the info on the hotel that I put in the shine box?
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Did you get the info on the hotel that I put in the shine box?
Just that I'm not enough for Wes.
I am perfectly capable of getting my own hotel room, was just wondering where the rest of you were staying.
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Just that I'm not enough for Wes.
I am perfectly capable of getting my own hotel room, was just wondering where the rest of you were staying.
Pics please, could be the best tigersx meet and drink evar.
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Just that I'm not enough for Wes.
I am perfectly capable of getting my own hotel room, was just wondering where the rest of you were staying.
One downfall of teh shine box. You missed more than that.
We are staying at the Sheraton Tampa Riverwalk
http://www.sheratontampariverwalk.com/ (http://www.sheratontampariverwalk.com/)
Cheapest of the nice hotels we could find ...$159 a night. One caveat though for that price it is pay up front and nonrefundable.
I was saying if you are still looking for places ...Go to Google Maps, Type in Raymond James Stadium, then type Channelside, then Hotels...The named Hotels it brings up is the area you want to stay in. I will tell you rooms seem to be going somewhat fast...places I looked at yesterday are not available today. The Sheraton is also the cheapest that I found.
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If she lets me stick it in there, I could be persuaded.
Only if you are Tiger Woods.
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Only if you are Tiger Woods.
Lemming. Tiger is passe. Everybody is doing Tiger.
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look... even lipstick lesbians count.
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Lemming. Tiger is passe. Everybody is doing Tiger.
He is the only hot guy I know with that much money. For me to do what was suggested, there would have to be a hotness factor along with the money.
Bill Gates? As if.
Warren Buffett? Not a chance.
Tiger Woods it is.
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hmmmmm
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That is just not so.
We are talking full blown lesbians here. Not a little experimentation in college or a romp at hedonism.
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We are talking full blown lesbians here. Not a little experimentation in college or a romp at hedonism.
THIS ^^^^
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We are talking full blown lesbians here. Not a little experimentation in college or a romp at hedonism.
Ah yes..those were the good days....uhh... Wait.. What??
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Sooooooo...back on topic. Has anyone helped
Birmingham Chattanooga Gainesville Vagisil Ben-Wa yet?
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Sooooooo...back on topic. Has anyone helped Birmingham Chattanooga Gainesville Vagisil Ben-Wa yet?
Obi-Waaaaaa?
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Obi-Waaaaaa?
That picture is fucking PERFECT!!!! :bugs: