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Title: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: CCTAU on June 30, 2009, 02:55:30 PM: Quote
Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: AUChizad on June 30, 2009, 03:03:44 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on June 30, 2009, 02:55:30 PM

Google "Pain Olympics".
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: AWK on June 30, 2009, 03:20:26 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on June 30, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
Google "Pain Olympics".
No. Don't.
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: Jumbo on June 30, 2009, 04:41:26 PM: I think he clipped the wrong coupon.
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: ssgaufan on July 01, 2009, 05:22:04 PM: The real question here is, how small was this guy's dick? Nail clippers? Not to brag or anything, but I'd have to use toenail clippers.
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 01, 2009, 09:25:43 PM: I thought the only way to circumsice a bama fan was to give his sister an upper cut to the jaw.
Title: Re: A bammer fan in the UK.
Post by: The Prowler on July 01, 2009, 10:13:24 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on July 01, 2009, 09:25:43 PM
I thought the only way to circumsice a bama fan was to give his sister an upper cut to the jaw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unpaaQVXltk&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unpaaQVXltk&feature=related)
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