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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 09, 2009, 10:03:34 PM

Title: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Kaos on March 09, 2009, 10:03:34 PM
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2009/03/writein_favorite_julio_jones_a.html (http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2009/03/writein_favorite_julio_jones_a.html)

Whoolio Jones was written in so often in the SGA elections, he won.  Fucking idiots. 
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: The Prowler on March 09, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
That's.....how should I put it....Sad, Really Sad.  Maybe he can "work" his way up to the President's Seat, then he could control all of the "Dealings".
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: AUChizad on March 09, 2009, 10:43:54 PM
Damn. Just damn.

Bammers make it hard to make fun of them. Nothing we can come up with is as funny as the self-parody that is their reality...
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 09, 2009, 11:02:22 PM
Piss on anything and everything bammer!  I hate those bastards with a passion that I can't even put into words.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Greaseyweasel on March 09, 2009, 11:04:55 PM
Quote from: AUTiger1 on March 09, 2009, 11:02:22 PM
Piss on anything and everything bammer!  I hate those bastards with a passion that I can't even put into words.
Amen and War Eagle
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: The Prowler on March 09, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
Hey greasey I'm going to take one of your quotes, twist it just a bit, & add a couple of things to it.

If the uat program's brain was on fire, I'd piss in its ear, but just not enough to put it out.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 09, 2009, 11:25:46 PM
Quote from: The Prowler on March 09, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
Hey greasey I'm going to take one of your quotes, twist it just a bit, & add a couple of things to it.

If the uat program's brain was on fire, I'd piss in its ear, but just not enough to put it out.

Hell no!  I wouldn't even piss in it's ear....well maybe, but I would have had to drink a gallon of kerosene first!
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Birmingham on March 09, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
This is my favorite thing about this week.  That doesn't say much since this has been a pretty crappy week.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Greaseyweasel on March 10, 2009, 12:05:54 AM
Not me....they are not worthy of the piss from an Auburn penis.
Fuck them, send them chizik for a basketball coach.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2009, 12:52:45 AM
Quote from: Greaseyweasel on March 10, 2009, 12:05:54 AM
Not me....they are not worthy of the piss from an Auburn penis.
Fuck them, send them chizik for a basketball coach.
hahaha +1
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Jumbo on March 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM
Quote from: AWK on March 10, 2009, 12:52:45 AM
hahaha +1
Chizik approved the bailout.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2009, 07:45:48 AM
Quote from: Jumbo on March 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM
Chizik approved the bailout.

Now the question that begs to be asked.....


Can a black man gain control of The Machine?
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: JohnDeere on March 10, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
Do SGA senator reps get free text books at UAT?
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: JohnDeere on March 10, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
Do SGA senator reps get free text books at UAT?
Only if they play foosball.

FWIW...the Alabama Book Store is now offering a "Grab Bag" event.
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Only if they play foosball.

FWIW...the Alabama Book Store is now offering a "Grab Bag" event.

This isn't a cross promotion with Jimmy Johns productions is it?
Title: Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
Post by: Thrilla on March 10, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on March 10, 2009, 07:45:48 AM
Now the question that begs to be asked.....


Can a black man gain control of The Machine?

Uhh...no.

John Deere already beat 'em to it, but this was a reply on that webpage...

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Posted by alcegrad on 03/09/09 at 4:24PM
Does this mean he is in charge of textbook distribution?


I hope he utilizes his "office hours" appropriately...