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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tarheel on December 18, 2007, 02:51:00 PM
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Let's let only latex stand between our love.
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
You look like my next girlfriend.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Lie down; I think I love you.
I'm an organ doner; need anything?
Pardon me but are you a screamer or a moaner?
If I were you I'd do me.
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Hi! I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Oh! Sorry! I thought that was a braille nametag!
I'd look good on you.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
My feet are getting cold 'cause you knocked my socks off!
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I'll walk by again.
Hi! I make more money than you can spend.
Can I get some fries to go with that shake?
That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed!
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Hi! My name is Chance. Do I have one?
Can I see your tan lines?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you!
Your place or mine?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
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Giggity giggity!
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You forgot this classic:
Want me to put my sac in your mouth?
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You forgot this classic:
Want me to put my sac in your mouth?
Good one!
Also forgot:
"Ma! If you want this three-way to happen you better shut up!"
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I know milk does a body good. Just how much milk you been drinkin'?
So many curves and I got no brakes.
So, I guess you can see now why I never get laid.
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Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd like to tap that ass!
Want a pizza and a fuck? What's wrong, don't like pizza?
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
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Come on over here and sit on my lap. We can talk about the first thing that pops up.