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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 08:26:34 AM

Title: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 08:26:34 AM
Format shormat. Answer the question.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 08:47:22 AM
Format shormat. Answer the question.
I would say sweet potato casserole simply because it is the perfect compliment next to the main event which of course is cornbread dressing with giblet gravy.
Don't care what meat is served be it turkey, ham, spam etc.
Have smoked pork butt as an alternative but a seafood boil might be as good if not better. It's about family.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snakebite on November 22, 2023, 08:51:10 AM
I would say sweet potato casserole simply because it is the perfect compliment next to the main event which of course is cornbread dressing with giblet gravy.
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You had me until the end there!


I’m a green bean casserole weirdo.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 08:53:51 AM
You had me until the end there!


I’m a green bean casserole weirdo.

Green bean casserole for life.  It is the perfect combination.  Cream of mushroom soup, green beans, French fried onions.  All great alone, combined?

Nirvana. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 08:55:35 AM
Side question…

Cranberry sauce out of a fucking can or homemade? 

I was raised by monsters and told that Ocean Spray from a can was good.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 08:57:26 AM
I would say sweet potato casserole simply because it is the perfect compliment next to the main event which of course is cornbread dressing with giblet gravy.
Don't care what meat is served be it turkey, ham, spam etc.
Have smoked pork butt as an alternative but a seafood boil might be as good if not better. It's about family.

You are high.  Sweet potato casserole is a compliment?  It’s a fucking dessert. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 08:58:49 AM
You had me until the end there!


I’m a green bean casserole weirdo.
Yeah I mis- bumped with my paw but unhealthy grean beans with just less than dine bacon is killer.

Scratch collard greens are up their too.

I don't give two flying fucks about mac and cheese or mashed potatoes.
I eat that every other day- not special.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:02:59 AM
Yeah I mis- bumped with my paw but unhealthy grean beans with just less than dine bacon is killer.

Scratch collard greens are up their too.

I don't give two flying fucks about mac and cheese or mashed potatoes.
I eat that every other day- not special.

There is no such thing as unhealthy green beans. I had some fried last week.  My cholesterol went down. 

Turnip greens > collard greens all day long.

Get a fucking clue. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 09:05:44 AM
No my grandmothers scratch chocolate pies are a dessert. Sweet potato casserole is a compliment
Go eat some Skittles WDS.
I only wish I were stoned... like Sunday Morning Coming Down.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 09:07:29 AM
I'm all about that cornbread dressing action, personally, as the main course. Have had turkey, ham, seafood, steak, chicken, all as the meat and all work. I'm there more for the fellowship, football, and consistent grazing.

Can't miss with a green bean casserole really ever.

The one thing I'm still not sold on is pumpkin-anything.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 09:09:08 AM
There is no such thing as unhealthy green beans. I had some fried last week.  My cholesterol went down. 

Turnip greens > collard greens all day long.

Get a fucking clue. 
No my T'giving fool.
Fresh collards are in season, turnip greens AIN'T.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:10:17 AM
No my grandmothers scratch chocolate pies are a dessert. Sweet potato casserole is a compliment
Go eat some Skittles WDS.
I only wish I were stoned... like Sunday Morning Coming Down.

Agreed to disagree, freak.  Apparently, our sweet potato casseroles are different.  Anything (besides Asian dishes) that contain brown sugar, pecans or marshmallows are desserts.  If you only had baked sweet potatoes mashed up, I weep for you.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:11:39 AM
No my T'giving fool.
Fresh collards are in season, turnip greens AIN'T.

Collards are course.  Unrefined. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:12:45 AM
I'm all about that cornbread dressing action, personally, as the main course. Have had turkey, ham, seafood, steak, chicken, all as the meat and all work. I'm there more for the fellowship, football, and consistent grazing.

Can't miss with a green bean casserole really ever.

The one thing I'm still not sold on is pumpkin-anything.

Ever had oyster dressing.  Sublime.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 22, 2023, 09:14:04 AM
There is no such thing as unhealthy green beans. I had some fried last week.  My cholesterol went down. 

Turnip greens > collard greens all day long.

Get a fucking clue.

Mix some mustards in with your turnips for a pro move, but...

No my T'giving fool.
Fresh collards are in season, turnip greens AIN'T.

jmar is correct and for this meal, my collards are going in EVERYONE's mouth.  Get some!
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:15:44 AM
I'm all about that cornbread dressing action, personally, as the main course. Have had turkey, ham, seafood, steak, chicken, all as the meat and all work. I'm there more for the fellowship, football, and consistent grazing.

Can't miss with a green bean casserole really ever.

The one thing I'm still not sold on is pumpkin-anything.

The only thing a pumpkin is good for is jack o lanterns or filled with ground beef and cooked until no pumpkin is left.

Pumpkin spice anything is trash.  I would rather taste kerosene.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:17:36 AM
Mix some mustards in with your turnips for a pro move, but...

jmar is correct and for this meal, my collards are going in EVERYONE's mouth.  Get some!

Mustard greens are great but fresh ones are hard to find.

Collards are still trash.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 09:18:23 AM
Ever had oyster dressing.  Sublime.
Yep because I actually cook unlike the Walmart sponsored bitch that could barely boil water. I do like redheads though.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 09:19:31 AM
Yep because I actually cook unlike the Walmart sponsored bitch that could barely boil water. I do like redheads though.

We have reached common ground. 

Love you, brother.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 09:20:00 AM
Ever had oyster dressing.  Sublime.

Have not. Wife's extended fam (Baldwin Co folk) did a low country boil one year and it was excellent.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 09:41:22 AM
We have reached common ground. 

Love you, brother.
Yeah this certainly has a family feel about it... brother of mine.  🤣
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 09:44:12 AM
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snakebite on November 22, 2023, 09:57:41 AM
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?

Any and all of the last 3. Just not at the same time. Will likely stick with beer this year since my lady will want me to drive to and from Auburn. Biotch should change her name to Daisy, always making me drive and such.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 10:02:51 AM
Any and all of the last 3. Just not at the same time. Will likely stick with beer this year since my lady will want me to drive to and from Auburn. Biotch should change her name to Daisy, always making me drive and such.
Reminds me of a Key and Peele episode. They made out like they called their wifes bitch and such... but always after they checked to see that she was out of earshot.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 10:11:42 AM
Yeah this certainly has a family feel about it... brother of mine.  🤣

My family drives me insane. I was raised by monsters. Last night, my mother asked my son in law if he wanted ketchup for his Brunswick stew. The fuck?
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 22, 2023, 10:12:26 AM
Gotta' have dressing/stuffing, greens of the turnip variety, and sticky rice with giblet gravy. 

Then, doze off on the couch while Detroit or Dallas play the foosballz.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2023, 10:16:30 AM
Give me cornbread dressing and candied yams and leave me alone for a few hours.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snakebite on November 22, 2023, 10:21:59 AM
Reminds me of a Key and Peele episode. They made out like they called their wifes bitch and such... but always after they checked to see that she was out of earshot.


You couldn’t be more correct if you tried. I’m a pretty good shit talker when she can’t hear me.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 10:39:41 AM
Gotta' have dressing/stuffing, greens of the turnip variety, and sticky rice with giblet gravy. 

Then, doze off on the couch while Detroit or Dallas play the foosballz.

What the fuck is stuffing?  Are you talking about the Salmonella ridden shit that uncultured people pack into a turkey anus? 

You are dead to me.

WT, want to be BFF’s?  No homo.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 10:44:13 AM
Give me cornbread dressing and candied yams and leave me alone for a few hours.

Yams?

Fuck that. 

Sweet potatoes.  Learn to speak with the grownups in room.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 22, 2023, 10:44:39 AM
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?

Beer for mid-morning meal prepping...
Bourbon after the first kickoff...
Assorted fizzy waters during the day to stay hydrated...
and enough of the sticky icky to make Snoop's head spin.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: The Six on November 22, 2023, 10:46:56 AM
and enough of the sticky icky to make Snoop's head spin.

You got that purple?
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2023, 10:54:47 AM
Yams?

Fuck that. 

Sweet potatoes.  Learn to speak with the grownups in room.
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 10:57:06 AM
Wonder if the Simpsons had an Indian Thanksgiving??
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 22, 2023, 10:57:55 AM
What the fuck is stuffing?  Are you talking about the Salmonella ridden shit that uncultured people pack into a turkey anus? 

You are dead to me.

WT, want to be BFF’s?  No homo.

Triggered by side dishes.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 11:04:40 AM
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.
Yeah had a discussion with a big ol gal from Ohio. She was describing  how she made chicken and dumplings.
And I says, "Your chicken soup have any dumplings, bc that's kinda the main feature, hence the name."
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:04:55 AM
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.

That is no excuse.  Why not just have that abortion they call deep dish pizza?  Giordano’s is trash. 

Why not a hot dog on a warm celery seed bun with mustard, onions, tomato, hot peppers and a dill pickle spear??


Okay, that last thing sounds pretty good.

Carry on.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:09:27 AM
Triggered by side dishes.

I can abide collard greens, a deviled egg with dill (in lieu of sweet) relish and no paprika, yams (blech), canned cranberry sauce, and many other things…but stuffing?  That is a step below Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat. 

Prove me wrong.  Normal people eat dressing with gravy not bread crumbs that you catch deadly diseases from. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:11:23 AM
Triggered by side dishes.

Were you raised by wolves?
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 11:16:17 AM
Were you raised by wolves?
No wolverines. They defecate on their prey so wolves and bears will find another feast.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:17:36 AM
No wolverines. They defecate on their prey so wolves and bears will find another feast.

Scat fetishes.  This is the X we all know and love.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 22, 2023, 11:19:54 AM
I'm might try deviled eggs with some horseradish this go 'round. And maybe more jalapenos in my substitute dressing just for kicks.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 22, 2023, 11:20:30 AM
Were you raised by wolves?

AAWOOOOOOOOOOO.....

My post was simple semantics.  Some refer to that particular side dish as stuffing, some as dressing.


Kind of like with WT.  Cock in the ass, and dick in the ass are interchangeable.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:22:28 AM
I'm might try deviled eggs with some horseradish this go 'round. And maybe more jalapenos in my substitute dressing just for kicks.

Now we are getting somewhere. 

Welcome to Flavor Town!
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:25:07 AM
AAWOOOOOOOOOOO.....

My post was simple semantics.  Some refer to that particular side dish as stuffing, some as dressing.


Kind of like with WT.  Cock in the ass, and dick in the ass are interchangeable.

As an officer of the bar, you should know that language matters.  Dressing and stuffing are not interchangeable. 

My god, how have you stayed in business this long?  The first stuffing lawsuit that resulted in an unlawful death should have bankrupted you!
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 22, 2023, 11:27:41 AM
You got that purple?

Grandaddy purp is in the house, along with a few of his cousin strains.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 22, 2023, 11:28:34 AM
As an officer of the bar, you should know that language matters.  Dressing and stuffing are not interchangeable. 

My god, how have you stayed in business this long?  The first stuffing lawsuit that resulted in an unlawful death should have bankrupted you!

I'll just bet you're a real peach at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 22, 2023, 11:30:56 AM
I'll just bet you're a real peach at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

I tend to keep quiet when people are within punching range. 

I am a muthafuckin’ keyboard warrior, however.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: CCTAU on November 22, 2023, 09:21:26 PM
Turnip greens and cornbread.

I asked my wife to make these this year:
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 22, 2023, 11:05:37 PM
I tend to keep quiet when people are within punching range. 

I am a muthafuckin’ keyboard warrior, however.
No way. There aren’t any keyboard warriors around here. All badasses man.

CTE has scars. It’s from when the players used to make rat tails with their towels and pop the shit out of his bare ass when he was coming out of the shower. But it left real marks. And he’s just one example.

Jarhead isn’t at liberty to discuss all of the badass shit he was involved with in the corps. Obviously, it was during the don’t ask don’t tell era.

There are others but you should know that only the ones that walk the walk are around here. No shit talkers.

Here is how a lawyer who really does care walks the walk. He does not just talk the talk. 1,000 turkeys.

1,000. Wow. Here is one lawyer I actually respect. Call him, Alabama.


Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snakebite on November 23, 2023, 10:04:46 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: jmar on November 23, 2023, 11:14:56 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Same to you Snake.

Everyone here remember that this is the day for sharing love and gratitude with family and not the fucks you have to regretably endure for the rest of your lives. Show some restraint people.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: CCTAU on November 23, 2023, 11:32:17 PM
It was a good Turkey day.
Hopefully it will be a good Saturday.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Kaos on November 24, 2023, 04:40:51 PM
Michelle.  Michelle was my favorite side dish.  Her and Beth. 

Good lord. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 24, 2023, 06:05:56 PM
Michelle.  Michelle was my favorite side dish.  Her and Beth. 

Good lord.
Obama and Mowins are an interesting combination. Especially for you.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Snakebite on November 25, 2023, 08:28:43 AM
Michelle.  Michelle was my favorite side dish.  Her and Beth. 

Good lord.

Pictures please, for I do not know of who you speak. I have my doubts that it is Michael Obama & Bert Mowins.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 25, 2023, 08:32:00 AM
Pictures please, for I do not know of who you speak. I have my doubts that it is Michael Obama & Bert Mowins.
I couldn’t  believe it either. He sent those pics to me. He and I pm each other a lot. I’m very close to a lot of the movers and shakers around here.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: War Damn Six on November 25, 2023, 10:57:18 AM
I couldn’t  believe it either. He sent those pics to me. He and I pm each other a lot. I’m very close to a lot of the movers and shakers around here.

This genuinely made me laugh. 

War Damn on this most hallowed of days.
Title: Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Post by: Kaos on November 26, 2023, 09:01:12 AM
Obama and Mowins are an interesting combination. Especially for you.

Well, they both have bigger dicks than me, so…