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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: GH2001 on August 30, 2023, 10:07:50 AM
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230 CST/330 EST - Saturday at Jordan Hare.
HIGH of 82/83, LOW around 65 - slight overcast - CANNOT ASK FOR BETTA!
As Bud Kilmer once said...."Tonight,we play UMASS.....tonight, we BEAT UMASS!"
Who all is going?
And where do you plan to be?
I will throw this out there for anyone wanting/needing a place to hang out, park and/or watch the game or a close spot to the stadium if you are going. I will have my spot setup near Joe's (for those of y'all familiar with it in the past) across from th new FB Facility (Wire and Samford), with several friends attending. We will have food, drink, music, TV with games and often walk the 100 feet over to Joe's often to partake in shenanigans.
If you'd like to stop by or setup shop, do let me know. One of our friends from BHAM will have a Class A RV and we are also about a 100 yard walk to the University climate controlled shitters.
yes, even you wiregrass.
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Hate the reason for it, but the weather in Auburn is going to be great on Saturday: high of 82, partly cloudy.
That said, there is far too much football being forced down my gullet to spend the whole day attending a blowout.
Imma fire up the grill and/or smoker, lay in supplies and GORGE.
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Hate the reason for it, but the weather in Auburn is going to be great on Saturday: high of 82, partly cloudy.
That said, there is far too much football being forced down my gullet to spend the whole day attending a blowout.
Imma fire up the grill and/or smoker, lay in supplies and GORGE.
Was just telling Snags and GF earlier - that this is the mildest weather for an opener I can remember in a long time. I full plan to take advantage of it. 100% beats the "gallon of sweat dripping down ass crack"/"hotter than the devil's hell" weather of past early Sept games.
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Hate the reason for it, but the weather in Auburn is going to be great on Saturday: high of 82, partly cloudy.
That said, there is far too much football being forced down my gullet to spend the whole day attending a blowout.
Imma fire up the grill and/or smoker, lay in supplies and GORGE.
Same. Dove hunting in the morning, but am thinking of getting a nice rack of ribs going before sunrise, some conecuh when I get back, and some VooDoo Ranger to wash it down. Will leave the side fixings to the lady that I’m so fond of.
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Same. Dove hunting in the morning, but am thinking of getting a nice rack of ribs going before sunrise, some conecuh when I get back, and some VooDoo Ranger to wash it down. Will leave the side fixings to the lady that I’m so fond of.
A nice rack and a sausage. Sounds like Wiregrass' kind of girl.
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A nice rack and a sausage. Sounds like Wiregrass' kind of girl.
Careful - I've heard wiregrass aint afraid to whip a man's ass if needed. I mean like, literally. Hes into that stuff with dudes. It's very weird.
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Same. Dove hunting in the morning, but am thinking of getting a nice rack of ribs going before sunrise, some conecuh when I get back, and some VooDoo Ranger to wash it down. Will leave the side fixings to the lady that I’m so fond of.
Aint your ass on the east side of the Gump? That's like a hop skip homie.
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I will be there at the Red Barn area with family.
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Aint your ass on the east side of the Gump? That's like a hop skip homie.
Truth. We'll make it to the loveliest village later on in the year (at least we usually do) for a game or 2. Don't have to worry about a Dewey from the couch. Historically, I overdo it the first couple of games with the cold snacks.
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230 CST/330 EST - Saturday at Jordan Hare.
HIGH of 82/83, LOW around 65 - slight overcast - CANNOT ASK FOR BETTA!
As Bud Kilmer once said...."Tonight,we play UMASS.....tonight, we BEAT UMASS!"
Who all is going?
And where do you plan to be?
I will throw this out there for anyone wanting/needing a place to hang out, park and/or watch the game or a close spot to the stadium if you are going. I will have my spot setup near Joe's (for those of y'all familiar with it in the past) across from th new FB Facility (Wire and Samford), with several friends attending. We will have food, drink, music, TV with games and often walk the 100 feet over to Joe's often to partake in shenanigans.
If you'd like to stop by or setup shop, do let me know. One of our friends from BHAM will have a Class A RV and we are also about a 100 yard walk to the University climate controlled shitters.
yes, even you wiregrass.
I have several takeaways from this thread.
1. How many times have I told motherfuckers that my name is WiregrassTiger or WT? Not wiregrass. Not Big Dick Tiger or anything other than the aforementioned.
I honestly don’t know what it’s going to take but I’m sick of that shit. I think Token was the first to just casually throw out the wiregrass moniker and maybe he left off the Mr inadvertently. But of all people on here, he’s the last that needs to be disrespectful towards me. He works for me. He doesn’t speak until spoken to. I think he finally realizes that.
2. It looks like I actually probably am coming. Wes isn’t going to be able to make it, right?
3. Is it better for me to stay at your house or your friend’s RV, GH? I’m easy so it makes no difference to me. Just remember that I have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome issues. So, I don’t know if your friend’s RV is hooked up to a septic system but I’d assume not. If I’m staying there, you may want to mention to him about getting some extra TP.
4. Does Godfather ever ask about me? I don’t give a fuck. But really, does he?
5. It does seem like it would be a great day to be in Auburn. All bs aside. Who cares about who we are playing? With weather like this and football, it doesn’t matter. I’m starting to talk myself into it. I didn’t renew tix for first time in several years but I have always made a few games. I will this year, more than likely but I just couldn’t afford the whole season. Common man and all. Not keen.
I know sat time is 230 but since you were wondering, I am one of the only people that I know of who loves 11 am games. Granted, the heat was not my favorite. But when it is on a crisp fall day, it is the BEST, imo.
I can remember pulling up to the parking lot in old Blue, my 1967 Chevy pickup and getting out and kissing the hood, walking toward the stadium with my dad. Or, maybe that was a commercial for Bobby Lowder’s bank. But it still gets me emotional, regardless.
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Careful - I've heard wiregrass aint afraid to whip a man's ass if needed. I mean like, literally. Hes into that stuff with dudes. It's very weird.
WT’s personal life is WT’s business.
You are already on thin ice buddy boy. You never Liked your happy birthday thread. Show some appreciation.
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WT’s personal life is WT’s business.
You are already on thin ice buddy boy. You never Liked your happy birthday thread. Show some appreciation.
Sorry about that, GH. This was meant for Buzz. I’m not upset with you right now. My mistake.
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I just dodged a hurricane. I have too much to do.
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I have several takeaways from this thread.
1. How many times have I told motherfuckers that my name is WiregrassTiger or WT? Not wiregrass. Not Big Dick Tiger or anything other than the aforementioned.
I honestly don’t know what it’s going to take but I’m sick of that shit. I think Token was the first to just casually throw out the wiregrass moniker and maybe he left off the Mr inadvertently. But of all people on here, he’s the last that needs to be disrespectful towards me. He works for me. He doesn’t speak until spoken to. I think he finally realizes that.
2. It looks like I actually probably am coming. Wes isn’t going to be able to make it, right?
3. Is it better for me to stay at your house or your friend’s RV, GH? I’m easy so it makes no difference to me. Just remember that I have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome issues. So, I don’t know if your friend’s RV is hooked up to a septic system but I’d assume not. If I’m staying there, you may want to mention to him about getting some extra TP.
4. Does Godfather ever ask about me? I don’t give a fuck. But really, does he?
5. It does seem like it would be a great day to be in Auburn. All bs aside. Who cares about who we are playing? With weather like this and football, it doesn’t matter. I’m starting to talk myself into it. I didn’t renew tix for first time in several years but I have always made a few games. I will this year, more than likely but I just couldn’t afford the whole season. Common man and all. Not keen.
I know sat time is 230 but since you were wondering, I am one of the only people that I know of who loves 11 am games. Granted, the heat was not my favorite. But when it is on a crisp fall day, it is the BEST, imo.
I can remember pulling up to the parking lot in old Blue, my 1967 Chevy pickup and getting out and kissing the hood, walking toward the stadium with my dad. Or, maybe that was a commercial for Bobby Lowder’s bank. But it still gets me emotional, regardless.
1. don't care
2. wes will only come if you come....but he never comes twice.
3. that's what the woods behind the RV are for
4. he sends his love....or not. Ask him yourself....he may make a surprise appearance.
5. every common man for himself....keen or not.
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Any case anyone wasn't in the know here....Game is on the flagship, ESPN.
Announcers?
Kirk Morrison, some cute blonde named Stormy and.......BETH MOWINS.
Go ahead and find your Local AU radio affiliate and TV Mute Buttons now.
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Any case anyone wasn't in the know here....Game is on the flagship, ESPN.
Announcers?
Kirk Morrison, some cute blonde named Stormy and.......BETH MOWINS.
Go ahead and find your Local AU radio affiliate and TV Mute Buttons now.
Stormy got a purty mouth.
I’m actually wanting to listen to Andy and J-Cam (especially since it is his first day on the job). It all works out in the wash.
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2. wes will only come if you come....but he never comes twice.
You may think he never comes twice.
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Stormy got a purty mouth.
I’m actually wanting to listen to Andy and J-Cam (especially since it is his first day on the job). It all works out in the wash.
yeah, I didn't give her enough credit. She's a smoke show.
I'll let someone else post the lovely pics.
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Beth Mowinsh
God, I loathe listening to that woman.
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Beth Mowinsh
God, I loathe listening to that woman.
We get to mute Beth and still see Stormy on the sideline. Win win.
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yeah, I didn't give her enough credit. She's a smoke show.
I'll let someone else post the lovely pics.
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Blow wind. Blow hard with a serious updraft.
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Blow wind. Blow hard with a serious updraft.
I tell my wife all the time how lucky she is that all these beautiful women don’t know that I exist. She’d have to fight them off all the time if they saw me.
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I would love to see her nekid. Not to be confused with naked. Cause if you're naked, you have no clothes on. If you're nekid, you have no clothes and you're up to something. Would love to be up to something with the likes of her. While's she's naked. That way she'd be nekid. I aint even sorry.
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I would love to see her nekid. Not to be confused with naked. Cause if you're naked, you have no clothes on. If you're nekid, you have no clothes and you're up to something. Would love to be up to something with the likes of her. While's she's naked. That way she'd be nekid. I aint even sorry.
I’d be more than happy to underwhelm her, and be a major regret the next morning.
By that time, I would have already won.
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That is a bodacious set of ta ta's.
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That is a bodacious set of ta ta's.
These old things? She just threw them on…
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I'll be in Charlotte getting ready to run on Sunday. Y'all hold it down for the faithful. I look forward to visiting the Plains later this season. Anything to escape the vortex of suck over here.
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These old things? She just threw them on…
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I would nom those titties like Phillip Marshall on a meat lover's deep dish from Pizza Hut.
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I’d motorboat them titties and spank her ass till it blistered.
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I’d motorboat them titties and spank her ass till it blistered.
Hell, I’d do the reverse.
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I would nom those titties like Phillip Marshall on a meat lover's deep dish from Pizza Hut.
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Hell, I’d do the reverse.
I would go down on this bitch and stay down there like I had a snorkel.
I’ll munch on her naughty like a toothless old man on a pork chop.
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To be clear:
I would.
That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.
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To be clear:
I would.
That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.
You should be off pudding.
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Captains for Saturday:
Luke Deal
Kam Stutts
Elijah McAllister
Rob Hickman
Payton Thorne
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I'd like to captain her ship
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I'd like to captain her ship
I'd navigate those stormy seas.
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I'd like to captain her ship
All kidding aside and staying on topic, I would do my very best to break her hip bone. And I’m as sincere as I can be. It may be sinister but it’s true. And I don’t even care who knows this.
I’d tie her ankles up to around her ears and pound her like a rented jackhammer.
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To be clear:
I would.
That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.
Throw some safety glasses on to ensure you don't lose an eye and get after it!
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Throw some safety glasses on to ensure you don't lose an eye and get after it!
I’ll stick my schnoz up in this slut’s pussy.