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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2023, 06:10:00 PM
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You know how sometimes you realize you’ve gone through half your life and then there’s this revelation that hits you. You Google chrome something, and you get a slap in the face. One that everybody goes, “Yeah dumbass, everybody knows that”.
An episode of Sanford & Son came on this morning. For the first time in my life, I wondered what Redd Foxx’s real name was. Google Chromed.
John Elroy Sanford
Yeah, I know. Don’t say it.
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You know how sometimes you realize you’ve gone through half your life and then there’s this revelation that hits you. You Google chrome something, and you get a slap in the face. One that everybody goes, “Yeah dumbass, everybody knows that”.
An episode of Sanford & Son came on this morning. For the first time in my life, I wondered what Redd Foxx’s real name was. Google Chromed.
John Elroy Sanford
Yeah, I know. Don’t say it.
I was too young and never really into it. Was too busy watching family matters and karate kids. It’s only now that I realize that I should be ashamed.
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You know how sometimes you realize you’ve gone through half your life and then there’s this revelation that hits you. You Google chrome something, and you get a slap in the face. One that everybody goes, “Yeah dumbass, everybody knows that”.
An episode of Sanford & Son came on this morning. For the first time in my life, I wondered what Redd Foxx’s real name was. Google Chromed.
John Elroy Sanford
Yeah, I know. Don’t say it.
What did the G stand for?
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What did the G stand for?
I was never sure. But probably a nice Jewish name.
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I was too young and never really into it. Was too busy watching family matters and karate kids. It’s only now that I realize that I should be ashamed.
I honestly believed that you were more well cultured than this. You’ll need to binge watch Sanford and Son this week. The entire series. Get back with me next week with a book report.
Tell me who Grady is. Describe how Bubba adds depth to the show and who said: “Watch it sucka!”
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While you’re at it, look up Lamont’s real name. Also another character in the show.
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Describe how Bubba adds depth to the show
I want my daddy's records
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I want my daddy's records
You don't know bout no Blind Mellow Jelly! Shake that Thing Fred.
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What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
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“You fish eyed fools”!
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“You fish eyed fools”!
Esther: “Woodrow and me are gonna have a baby!”
Fred: “Well, somebody better call the zoo.”
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Esther: “Woodrow and me are gonna have a baby!”
Fred: “Well, somebody better call the zoo.”
A rhino and a whino.
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Sometimes I mix champagne and ripple. I call it, Champipple.
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Sometimes I mix champagne and ripple. I call it, Champipple.
Ripple left this planet before I was of drinking age but I heard my pops tell tales of it and Falstaff beer.
Basically, if someone was drinking either of those thats how you could tell they were the folks that scrapped up some dimes and quarters from the couch cushions to get their drink on.
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My first taste of alkeyhawl was some time in high school, when me and a buddy pinched a couple of Miller High Lifes from my old man. Went around to the side of a neighbors house to drink em'.
One of these days, I'm going to get up the courage to pick up a carton, for old times sake.
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My first taste of alkeyhawl was some time in high school, when me and a buddy pinched a couple of Miller High Lifes from my old man. Went around to the side of a neighbors house to drink em'.
One of these days, I'm going to get up the courage to pick up a carton, for old times sake.
Were you on an actual date with him or did you just get drunk and fuck?
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My first taste of alkeyhawl was some time in high school, when me and a buddy pinched a couple of Miller High Lifes from my old man. Went around to the side of a neighbors house to drink em'.
One of these days, I'm going to get up the courage to pick up a carton, for old times sake.
carton?
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carton?
It’s like the old man is confusing cheap beer with Marlboros or something.
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It’s like the old man is confusing cheap beer with Marlboros or something.
That's an 83 year old Father in Law saying. "Think we ought to stop and pick up another carton?"