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Pat Dye Field => Plainsman Park => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2022, 05:37:29 PM

Title: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2022, 05:37:29 PM
Looks like the biological females are playing well in the early part of the season.  Currently sit at 9-1.  They have a win over #11 Texas, and their lone loss was a drubbing by #3 UCLA.  They got shut out 9-0 by the Bears with vaginas.  Other than that, I don't think they've given up more than 2-3 runs in any game, while scoring right at 8 per game themselves.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2022, 08:48:49 PM
Think we can get somebody to make an Everything but Football School shirt?
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2022, 04:44:35 PM
The ball players without penises are 15-1. 


We're a softball school again.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 02, 2022, 04:46:22 PM
The ball players without penises
You sure about that?
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2022, 04:49:00 PM
You sure about that?

This is the SEC, son.  We ain't got no Ivy League swimmers here.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2022, 10:53:31 AM
Softball Babes move to 21-1.  One more OOC game against The Sting from Alabama State, before heading into the conference opening series with Texas A&M.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 16, 2022, 01:11:28 PM
24-1 ranked #17
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2022, 10:23:04 AM
The chicks, probably most without dicks, are now 26-2 (5-1).  They go to Lexington for 3 with the Cats starting tomorrow.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 25, 2022, 11:30:35 AM
The chicks, probably most without dicks, are now 26-2 (5-1).  They go to Lexington for 3 with the Cats starting tomorrow.

That should be a good series. I hope we can at least take 2 out of the three.  UK will be a good test being ranked 12th and having a home field advantage.   
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 27, 2022, 11:58:17 PM
Dropped 2 of 3 against the Mild Cats.  27-4 (6-3)
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2022, 10:59:33 PM
People identifying as girls pick up a win over Alabama State. 28-4.  Got a weekend series with Gusty Gaytah coming up.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: CCTAU on March 31, 2022, 02:09:01 AM
People identifying as girls pick up a win over Alabama State. 28-4.  Got a weekend series with Gusty Gaytah coming up.

Hopefully the weather is nice Saturday. We have a date at JBM.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2022, 11:29:18 PM
Ladies beat Go Gaytah, 3-1, to improve to 29-4.  Pretty damn good.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2022, 11:41:34 PM
Chicks drop a tough one, 6-7.  Rubber game with Gusty Gaytah tomorrow.  29-5
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: CCTAU on April 04, 2022, 12:50:00 AM
Chicks drop a tough one, 6-7.  Rubber game with Gusty Gaytah tomorrow.  29-5

They fought well. UF has better pitching than AU.
It was a bit chilly until the fifth inning. That was my first softball game. It will not be my last.
Ended the day with dinner at the Hound. Good food, but a bit pricey.

AU has a good team. They have good pitching, just not as good as the top teams. It should be fun to watch them get better. I did notice they started four true freshmen.

Sunday’s game was close until the end. Again, pitching.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2022, 11:02:32 AM
Chick Ball didn't go well this weekend, as the Lady Pigs swept the series, landing AU at 29-9.  Strangely, they spend the next week playing 5 out of conference games against Mercer, Niagra, JSU and Chattynooger.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 13, 2022, 02:27:51 PM
Chick Ball didn't go well this weekend, as the Lady Pigs swept the series, landing AU at 29-9.  Strangely, they spend the next week playing 5 out of conference games against Mercer, Niagra, JSU and Chattynooger.
:facepalm: see this is exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about with Wes. He wants to make a big deal about koonga boonga but he doesn’t say shit about this fag saying nooger.

Cute little fucker.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2022, 02:42:52 PM
:facepalm: see this is exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about with Wes. He wants to make a big deal about koonga boonga but he doesn’t say shit about this fag saying nooger.

Cute little fucker.

I did it all for the nooger...come on...the nooger...come on...so you can take that cookie, and stick it up your yeeeeah.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2022, 11:39:35 AM
Chicks picked up 2 OOC wins this weekend to improve to 32-9 (7-8)
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2022, 04:12:11 PM
Biological Females wearing orange and blue, move to 33-9 with a 9-1 (5) win over Jacksonville State.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2022, 09:57:11 AM
A 7-3 win over Chattanooga puts the players with titties at 34-9.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2022, 10:13:27 PM
Hot wimmenz take 2 of 3 from Mississippi State to move to 36-10.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 28, 2022, 11:25:46 AM
Chicks drove down I-85 to Montgomery and laid an 8-0 smack down on the Sting of ASU.  37-10
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 04, 2022, 03:46:57 PM
The guys are headed back from Knoxville, while the girls are driving up to Rocky Top for the final series of the season before the SEC tourney starts.  As the two busses pass, suddenly the softball chicks flash dey titties.

OOOOOOOoooooooo......
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2022, 11:49:09 AM
Chicks get swept in Knoxville.  Not the way to end the regular season.  39-14 (11-13)

They open the SEC tourney Wednesday with Missouri.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2022, 02:49:56 PM
Got bounced in the first round by Mizzou.  Currently at 39-15.  The Regionals start next Friday, so the chicks will have to wait to see where they get placed.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2022, 09:56:09 AM
The Fighting Vulva's will be the 2nd seed in the Clemson Regional starting Friday.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 16, 2022, 10:35:29 AM
The Fighting Vulva's will be the 2nd seed in the Clemson Regional starting Friday.
Mulva?
Bovary?
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2022, 09:57:53 PM
Chicks take their first round game against Louisiana in the Clemson Regional, 4-3.  Rock on.
Title: Re: Chick Balls
Post by: CCTAU on May 22, 2022, 04:45:42 AM
Then they lost to Clemson 1-0.
Then got beat by LU in the losers bracket.
Season over, but they are super young.
A lot of promise for the next couple of seasons.