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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2022, 11:22:50 AM

Title: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2022, 11:22:50 AM
An offensive coordinator. I read a piece earlier today from SI Dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that had a list of potential candidates.  Of course, it's just speculation, but some are interesting, some not so much.

They listed Eric Kiesau, which is probably the most logical and comfortable choice for Coach Brennan Herpes.

But then, they went all Colonel Lingus Major Applehead on us. Do...Not...Want!

Phil Longo of North Carolina is intriguing.  Has directed some productive offenses at both Ole Miss and UNC.

Jeff Grimes has the Auburn ties, and is kicking it pretty good at Baylor.

They also mentioned Dameyune Craig.  Meh!!!  I'm sorry, but to my knowledge, he's never been an OC, and I don't want to experiment in the SEC West.  That's why Austin Davis was a head scratcher to me.  32 years old and never called the first play in his life? 

Either way, Spring is coming fast, and we kind of need to know what the offensive philosophy will be.  Thoughts?  No?
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2022, 11:24:00 AM
Bitch cutting time is also coming.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 16, 2022, 11:28:50 AM
I take Longo.

Not interested in the rest of that list.  Especially DC.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 16, 2022, 11:29:23 AM
At this point, might as well let somebody try for the first time.  I would give it a shot, but I'd be in HR the first time I ran into Burglar Ham's personal assistant.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2022, 11:37:45 AM
At this point, might as well let somebody try for the first time.  I would give it a shot, but I'd be in HR the first time I ran into Burglar Ham's personal assistant.

That's right, I love working with tight ends.  No?

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world. Didn't work either?

So many curves and I got no brakes.  Leave now or you'll call security? 
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: bgreene on February 17, 2022, 10:39:48 AM
https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/lists/auburn-football-two-deep-offensive-depth-chart-projection/?fbclid=IwAR07pCywyvuUwBQ4ps_QoxJbSyWmKzBnTDnSswheF5K_tW5tzGEntqvxm1w (https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/lists/auburn-football-two-deep-offensive-depth-chart-projection/?fbclid=IwAR07pCywyvuUwBQ4ps_QoxJbSyWmKzBnTDnSswheF5K_tW5tzGEntqvxm1w)
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: AUJarhead on February 17, 2022, 10:54:58 AM
How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me. 

Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2022, 11:20:27 AM
How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me.


Do you take drugs, Danny?
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 17, 2022, 11:21:54 AM
How the answer to this topics question isn't strong drugs and copious amounts of alcohol is beyond me.

I find those are the answers to most of life's issues these days. 
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: AUJarhead on February 17, 2022, 11:28:05 AM

Do you take drugs, Danny?

Everyday.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 17, 2022, 03:34:23 PM
Everyday.

So, what's the problem?
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2022, 02:41:09 PM
I take Longo.
Up the asso?
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2022, 03:31:27 PM
Question answered.  Copy/pasta from Auburntigers dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

AUBURN, Ala.—Auburn football has promoted wide receivers coach Eric Kiesau to offensive coordinator and defensive analyst Roc Bellatoni to edge linebackers coach and special teams coordinator, head coach Bryan Harsin announced Friday. The two have a combined 44 years of coaching experience, including 22 years of serving as coordinators. Harsin also has promoted secondary coach Zac Etheridge to Associate Head Coach.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2022, 03:48:16 PM
Question answered.  Copy/pasta from Auburntigers dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

AUBURN, Ala.—Auburn football has promoted wide receivers coach Eric Kiesau to offensive coordinator and defensive analyst Roc Bellatoni to edge linebackers coach and special teams coordinator, head coach Bryan Harsin announced Friday. The two have a combined 44 years of coaching experience, including 22 years of serving as coordinators. Harsin also has promoted secondary coach Zac Etheridge to Associate Head Coach.
we do not need a WR coach, anyway. You cannot coach a kid to catch the ball. This has been proven.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2022, 04:01:07 PM
Below is WT's response to another Saban dick sucking article posted on the bookfaces.


I’ve always heard the talk about Saban sending messages to his team through the media and/or using them to recruit. I understand that, at the same time, sometimes he’s simply being a good leader and trying to help kids. We can all benefit from what he says in this particular instance.

Bama fag.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2022, 04:07:43 PM
Below is WT's response to another Saban dick sucking article posted on the bookfaces.


I’ve always heard the talk about Saban sending messages to his team through the media and/or using them to recruit. I understand that, at the same time, sometimes he’s simply being a good leader and trying to help kids. We can all benefit from what he says in this particular instance.

Bama fag.
you did say that you’re familiar with the acronym GFY, correct?
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2022, 04:18:10 PM
you did say that you’re familiar with the acronym GFY, correct?

Get Facebook, Yo!!!
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2022, 03:04:54 PM
Trovon Reed named Director of Football and Recruiting Relations.  Is that the same thing as a recruiting coordinator? Is it a  made up title to keep him around?  I have no idea. But I do know one thing....

This is Trovon's year.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2022, 03:25:13 PM
Trovon Reed named Director of Football and Recruiting Relations.  Is that the same thing as a recruiting coordinator? Is it a  made up title to keep him around?  I have no idea. But I do know one thing....

This is Trovon's year.

I don't know...football and recruiting having relations doesn't sound promising.  Sounds like what we've been seeing on teh planes for oh, I don't know, maybe 9 years.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2022, 04:29:10 PM
Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that. Relations is beautiful. When I was young, I used to always have relations every night...you know, sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself.
Title: Re: Spring Practice is Coming, and We Need....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2022, 08:46:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVZX946-AgQ