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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on February 09, 2022, 08:33:44 AM
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AP Wire
“Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy is proud to tell y’all we got us a new football coach,” said Rane.
“Please hep Jimmy welcome…Joe Kines!”
The 96 year old Kines is coming out of retirement to take the Auburn head coaching position.
Rane said that Auburn conducted a nationwide search before landing on the retired SEC coach that Rane knew from his yellawood commercials.
“I knew that he understood the complex nature of pressure treated lumber and would make us a good coach one day. Plus he’s damn near 97. I don’t think we have to worry about him porking the help”.
“It’s great to be in Pascagoula” said Kines.
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He's gonna stop that inside trout.
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Offensive Coordinator? John L. Smith.
Are you smiling yet? Just smile.