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Title: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: wesfau2 on April 29, 2019, 12:52:02 PM
Hopefully people separate themselves, but at the same time we’re going to play the best people who we feel it’s necessary to win football games,” Dillingham said. “If that’s 17 quarterbacks, I don’t care. If 17 quarterbacks give us the best chance to win, and playing six different Wildcat guys, it doesn’t matter to me. We’re going to put the players back there who we feel is necessary to win football games.”

- Kenny D on the QB situation.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2019/04/kenny-dillingham-discusses-auburns-ideal-situation-in-narrowing-down-quarterback-battle.html
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Godfather on April 29, 2019, 12:59:41 PM
But Chandler Cox is a Dolphin now?
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2019, 02:28:50 PM
We have 17 quarterbacks on the roster now? Dang, I gotta' pay way more attention to recruiting.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2019, 02:37:07 PM
But Chandler Cox is a Dolphin now?
John Samuel Shenker says hey.  He can also make the whirling noise as he spins.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2019, 02:39:42 PM
Just the same dipshittery we've endured since 2008.  

It doesn't even faze me now.  
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2019, 03:03:33 PM
John Samuel Shenker says hey.  He can also make the whirling noise as he spins.
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Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: CCTAU on April 30, 2019, 12:11:18 PM
Did I miss the tomatoes?
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2019, 04:55:00 PM
Did I miss the tomatoes?
He is stockpiling them now to throw at Gus this season.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: chinook on April 30, 2019, 06:47:09 PM
Kenny is a dumbass.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: The Six on April 30, 2019, 08:33:45 PM
Kenny is a dumbass  the latest fall guy. 
FTFY
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Godfather on May 01, 2019, 09:03:33 AM
Kenny is a dumbass.
Dilly Dilly
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2019, 09:54:31 AM
The future is bright.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2019, 10:13:53 AM
On the way in to work this morning, our local sports talk show had a guy on named Justin who writes for The Athletic.  The host kept saying his first name, never caught the full name.  Anywho, a few tidbits I heard from the interview were that the linebackers, pretty much new across the board, looked damn good all spring.  He said K.J. Britt and Chandler Wooten were solid and Zacoby McClain and Owen Pappoe were incredibly fast and athletic.  He said Pappoe was as advertised.

He said the group that showed the biggest improvement by far was the O-line.  He acknowledged their extreme sucktitude last year but they look like they might be pretty good this year.  Didn't realize it but they're probably going to start 5 seniors this year if Kim wins the center spot.  Doesn't say a whole lot about next year, does it?

One thing the guy said, which was just opinion, is that he actually thinks Malzahn is going to publically narrow down the QB race to Goatwood and Nix, and maybe do that starting tonight.  The reasoning is that Gus is going on a golfing/speaking tour and he knows that's the one question he'll be bombarded with at every stop.  Plus, if he does that, it would give Malik Willis the opportunity to enter the Continuum Transfunctioner thingy.  But, if we know Gus, and we do, he'll drag it out and keep all 17 QB's in suspense until 5 minutes before kick off.   
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: CCTAU on May 01, 2019, 12:35:40 PM
  But, if we know Gus, and we do, he'll drag it out and keep all 17 QB's in suspense until 5 minutes before kick off. 
I am going to assume you meant second quarter against Oreogon.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Godfather on May 02, 2019, 10:55:21 AM
One thing the guy said, which was just opinion, is that he actually thinks Malzahn is going to publically narrow down the QB race to Goatwood and Nix, and maybe do that starting tonight.  The reasoning is that Gus is going on a golfing/speaking tour and he knows that's the one question he'll be bombarded with at every stop.  Plus, if he does that, it would give Malik Willis the opportunity to enter the Continuum Transfunctioner thingy.  But, if we know Gus, and we do, he'll drag it out and keep all 17 QB's in suspense until 5 minutes before kick off. 
And just like that. Gatewood and Nix 1a and 1b per Kaos’s Coach

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/watch-gus-malzahn-names-two-finalists-for-auburns-starting-qb-job/
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 02, 2019, 11:15:39 AM
And just like that. Gatewood and Nix 1a and 1b per Kaos’s Coach

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/watch-gus-malzahn-names-two-finalists-for-auburns-starting-qb-job/
Is the Oregon game today????  Oh shit, where did the time go?
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Godfather on May 02, 2019, 11:19:02 AM
Is the Oregon game today????  Oh shit, where did the time go?
We entered the quantum realm. Don’t tell 2018 Jarhead. 
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 02, 2019, 12:01:57 PM
We entered the quantum realm. Don’t tell 2018 Jarhead.
I'm flying back to 2011 to get the Chizik stone
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: djsimp on May 02, 2019, 12:22:42 PM
Now that we know the "1 and 1A", who you guys thinkn will get the nod as the starter? Me thinks its gonna end up being Gatewood but it would not surprise me one bit if Nix got it. The boy is that kind of badazz.
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: The Six on May 02, 2019, 01:21:08 PM
I'm flying back to 2011 to get the Chizik stone
If you snap with that one it turns everything into 3-9...
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: Kaos on May 03, 2019, 02:52:36 PM
If you think I’m going to turn myself into an ant and crawl up 2014 Gus’ ass so I can swell up to the size of Takeo’s neck.....
Title: Re: ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kaos just stroked out.
Post by: RottenBottom on May 14, 2019, 05:53:39 PM
Now that we know the "1 and 1A", who you guys thinkn will get the nod as the starter? Me thinks its gonna end up being Gatewood but it would not surprise me one bit if Nix got it. The boy is that kind of badazz.
Nix reminds me of Mayfield the few times he took off in A day and extended some plays. My gut says Gus starts Gatewood and tries to read option, play fast against and tire them Oregon out. They’re very thin on defense. 

After that, Gus isn’t going to be able to get his head out of his ass the rest of the year.