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Title: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 24, 2014, 04:44:34 PM
Look in the article.  Looks like there might be a 2nd girl complaining about Jameis as well

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lawyers-for-florida-state-jameis-winston-s-accuser-strongly-refute-extortion-claim-092414 (http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lawyers-for-florida-state-jameis-winston-s-accuser-strongly-refute-extortion-claim-092414)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: jmar on September 24, 2014, 04:54:29 PM
Look in the article.  Looks like there might be a 2nd girl complaining about Jameis as well

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lawyers-for-florida-state-jameis-winston-s-accuser-strongly-refute-extortion-claim-092414 (http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lawyers-for-florida-state-jameis-winston-s-accuser-strongly-refute-extortion-claim-092414)
Please help. I'm not seeing a second accuser.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2014, 04:57:34 PM
Please help. I'm not seeing a second accuser.

Quote
Mr. Cornwell additionally and inaccurately portrays that our client chose to file a complaint “two years later”.  The truth is that the University approached our client in October of 2013 and asked her for the first time whether she would cooperate with disciplinary charges against Mr. Winston after the school received a second report of sexual misconduct by another woman.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: jmar on September 24, 2014, 05:14:01 PM

You have a trained eye sir. So is this maybe retribution by the victim's representation when perhaps it was agreed upon that the knowledge of a second accuser would not be mentioned...that is until Cornwell started yapping? 
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 24, 2014, 07:00:40 PM
Famous Rapist Jameis!
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2014, 07:41:36 PM
You have a trained eye sir.

My mouth is trained, too.  Just ask Sani.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 24, 2014, 08:24:51 PM
"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment (http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: djsimp on September 24, 2014, 09:27:20 PM
"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment (http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers)

Water is wet.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2014, 01:41:42 AM
"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment (http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers)

What time is Tiger Walk?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: bgreene on September 25, 2014, 06:56:37 AM
"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment (http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers)

Am I in a time warp?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2014, 09:32:02 AM
The Giants win the pennant.  The Giants win the pennant.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2014, 10:00:46 AM
Am I in a time warp?
It's just jump to the left
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2014, 10:10:59 AM
The real question here is can Auburn win right away now?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2014, 10:11:28 AM
The real question here is can Auburn win right away now?

Fire Chizik!
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2014, 10:13:37 AM
This is my lucky day!  I'll take The Rapists for $200, Alex.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: wesfau2 on September 25, 2014, 10:26:52 AM
It's just jump to the left

And then a step to the right.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2014, 10:34:51 AM
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Kaos on September 25, 2014, 10:49:07 AM
Jimbo says ain't no thang.  He's just a young'un.   I think he's a functioning retardo.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 25, 2014, 11:11:18 AM
Jimbo says ain't no thang.  He's just a young'un.   I think he's a functioning retardo.

You sir, need sensitivity training
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: GH2001 on September 25, 2014, 11:15:21 AM
Jimbo says ain't no thang.  He's just a young'un.   I think he's a functioning retardo.

I hear about all of his academic success in High School and at FSU, and just scratch my head. Something doesn't add up.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 25, 2014, 11:16:30 AM
"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment (http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers)

(http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/03fwVzNRKir6LuvOVNWq_Steve%20Harvey%20Face%2018.gif)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2014, 11:49:23 AM
I was talking to an FSU fan the other day after Captain Crablegs got suspended and giving him some shit about his thug QB.  He actually said, "Look, he's just a young college kid.  They make mistakes.  I hope he uses this as a learning opportunity."

There was this long pause while I just stared at him.  Then he  :facepalm: and said, "I'm sorry, did I just say that?"
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUChizad on September 25, 2014, 02:51:53 PM
I hear about all of his academic success in High School and at FSU, and just scratch my head. Something doesn't add up.
Because any opportunity to show this video again is a good one.

http://instagram.com/p/o7A6oIBMV0/ (http://instagram.com/p/o7A6oIBMV0/)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2014, 02:56:09 PM
That was skrong
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2014, 03:04:40 PM
I'm going to go ahead and claim the 2013 title just to be safe, along with 2004.  Got 4 bitches?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: GH2001 on September 25, 2014, 04:57:01 PM
That was skrong

So I say we skrong den.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Ranger12 on September 25, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.


Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AWK on September 26, 2014, 01:58:40 AM
Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.
What exactly are you trying to say?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Jumbo on September 26, 2014, 03:15:37 AM
Gate A @2:30
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: GH2001 on September 26, 2014, 08:46:52 AM
Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.

Wouldn't be surprised if he had something similar to ADHD or Aspergers. And Im being dead serious. Would explain the classroom smarts but also dumb spontaneous behavior.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 26, 2014, 10:17:09 AM
Wouldn't be surprised if he had something similar to ADHD or Aspergers. And Im being dead serious. Would explain the classroom smarts but also dumb spontaneous behavior.

I could see the Aspergers, but it's so mild I don't know if you could really diagnose him as autistic.  He definitely has some severe social awkwardness.  Even in his interviews you can tell he doesn't really know how to present himself like a normal person.  Almost like he's trying to mimic others. 

But he could just be an immature dumbass. 
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2014, 10:42:06 AM
I could see the Aspergers, but it's so mild I don't know if you could really diagnose him as autistic.  He definitely has some severe social awkwardness.  Even in his interviews you can tell he doesn't really know how to present himself like a normal person.  Almost like he's trying to mimic others. 

But he could just be an immature dumbass.
I'm going with this.

His middleschool Good Citizenship ribbons and even remaining eligible at FSU can be solely attributed to his athletic ability and teachers "grading on a curve", if you will.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2014, 11:22:23 AM
What exactly are you trying to say?
That he is no rocket surgeon.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2014, 11:38:44 AM
What exactly are you trying to say?
I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.
I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2014, 11:43:01 AM
I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.
You are a mofo. Do you know that?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2014, 11:44:17 AM
Or maybe that he's about as sharp as a bowling ball.  He only has one oar in the water.  The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming. A few tacos short of a combination #3.  No grain in the silo.  A few Bradys short of a bunch.
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Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2014, 11:44:43 AM
I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.

Why do you insist on copying Chad?

The light’s on but no one’s home.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2014, 11:48:46 AM
Why do you insist on copying Chad?
I know what it looks like but the mofo copies me. Constantly. I've had about enough of this shit.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 26, 2014, 11:53:32 AM
I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.

Bzzzzz.  Already used!

I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.


Bzzzzz.  Already used!

Or maybe that he's about as sharp as a bowling ball.  He only has one oar in the water.  The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming. A few tacos short of a combination #3. No grain in the silo.  A few Bradys short of a bunch.


Bzzzzz.  Already used!


At no point in any of your ramblings, incoherent responses were the three of you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award the three of you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2014, 12:15:04 PM
It just warms the cockles of my heart to know that someone actually reads my posts.
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Post by: CCTAU on September 26, 2014, 12:26:20 PM
All of this and no German bearer bonds to be had anywhere!
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2014, 12:42:08 PM
It just warms the cockles of my heart to know that someone actually reads my posts.

I'm sorry.  You say something?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2014, 01:07:36 PM
I know what it looks like but the mofo copies me. Constantly. I've had about enough of this shit.
I think he was asking Chad.  I'm pretty sure it stems back to the Saints cheating...its that NOLA culture.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 26, 2014, 01:14:23 PM
It just warms the cockles of my heart to know that someone actually reads my posts.

Oh, read?  No, I just skimmed over and happen to catch that.   Read Buzz's post?  Now that's a good one.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2014, 03:05:36 PM
Why do you insist on copying Chad?

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.

His mind is not his own.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2014, 03:11:15 PM
AL.com's editorial cartoon take:

(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/alabamafootball_impact/photo/15930057-mmmain.jpg)

 :taunt:
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2014, 03:16:30 PM
AL.com's editorial cartoon take:

(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/alabamafootball_impact/photo/15930057-mmmain.jpg)

 :taunt:
Really WOW!  I mean I don't disagree on Jameis being an ass, but 4 games in and Sims is who we use to compare.  I really...I thought nothing would surprise me but AL.com somehow continues to find a way.

So Sims for Heisman then?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2014, 03:24:06 PM
Really WOW!  I mean I don't disagree on Jameis being an ass, but 4 games in and Sims is who we use to compare.  I really...I thought nothing would surprise me but AL.com somehow continues to find a way.

So Sims for Heisman then?
If you are just now getting on the Sims for Heiam campaign, you are over a week late bud. It's rising like a rocket. Like my penis, even.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 26, 2014, 03:24:15 PM
Really WOW!  I mean I don't disagree on Jameis being an ass, but 4 games in and Sims is who we use to compare.  I really...I thought nothing would surprise me but AL.com somehow continues to find a way.

So Sims for Heisman then?

Sims this year and then Cooper next year.  Or they will be the first time co-Heisman winners?
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2014, 03:27:51 PM
Sims this year and then Cooper next year.  Or they will be the first time co-Heisman winners?

Coker says fuck the both of you.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Saniflush on September 26, 2014, 03:28:36 PM
Sims this year and then Cooper next year.  Or they will be the first time co-Heisman winners?

I would think that they will take Winston's away from him and give it Sims.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 26, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
Coker says fuck the both of you.

Ok, damn!  A three way winner. 
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2014, 04:00:37 PM
AL.com's editorial cartoon take:

(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/alabamafootball_impact/photo/15930057-mmmain.jpg)

 :taunt:

Chizad that is clearly a photoshop.

I found the original

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/coker.jpg)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: bgreene on September 26, 2014, 05:21:00 PM

At no point in any of your ramblings, incoherent responses were the three of you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award the three of you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.

NIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2014, 05:48:21 PM
http://youtu.be/0N7rhmZcWvs (http://youtu.be/0N7rhmZcWvs)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 27, 2014, 09:55:24 AM
I think he's actually saying, "Suck that dick, bitch!"  Much classier than "Suck it, bitches!"

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/516/103/1103516.gif)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: The Prowler on September 27, 2014, 08:13:05 PM
I think he's actually saying, "Suck that dick, bitch!"  Much classier than "Suck it, bitches!"

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/516/103/1103516.gif)
Yup, typical bammer.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 28, 2014, 10:41:48 AM
I think he's actually saying, "Suck that dick, bitch!"  Much classier than "Suck it, bitches!"

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/516/103/1103516.gif)

I concur.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: wesfau2 on October 14, 2014, 09:27:32 AM
Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs)

Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2014, 09:30:03 AM
Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs)

But he scrong.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2014, 09:35:09 AM
Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs)
It's ok he told Corch, he wasn't paid.  His word is his bond.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: GH2001 on October 14, 2014, 10:17:13 AM
It's ok he told Corch, he wasn't paid.  His word is his bond.

Those are as good as money sir. Those are IOUs.

Seriously, thats what Gurley SHOULD have done (if he didn't). I personally dont think its a big deal and if some 3rd party governing body (NCAA) comes asking me if I took money to sign my name?  NOPE. Sure didn't. Buh bye assholes. Wouldn't give them the satisfaction.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2014, 11:11:04 AM
Those are as good as money sir. Those are IOUs.

Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2014, 11:16:28 AM
The thing that has surprised me the most with this latest development is learning that Jameis can write.
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2014, 11:27:39 AM
Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)
Title: Re: Me Thinks Jameis is toast
Post by: GH2001 on October 14, 2014, 11:35:40 AM
Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)

Sometimes Jameis wants go..where everybody knows his name.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2014, 11:54:19 AM
Sometimes Jameis wants go..where everybody knows his name.

FSU sorority houses?
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2014, 12:00:08 PM
That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?
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Post by: GH2001 on October 14, 2014, 12:03:11 PM
That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?

I saw it in a movie once.
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2014, 12:35:53 PM
I saw it in a movie once.

That's incredible! So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into signing autographs and gets away with it scott free?
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Post by: GH2001 on October 14, 2014, 12:58:25 PM
That's incredible! So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into signing autographs and gets away with it scott free?

No. He catches up with him about a mile down the road and slits his throat. It was a really good one. Now, I know this may not be a good time, but when you get a chance pullover - I gotta pee.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on October 14, 2014, 12:59:54 PM
That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?


When I visited UA they said, oh never mind.
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Post by: The Six on October 14, 2014, 01:03:33 PM
Me Thinks Jameis is BULLETPROOF.

Bill Clinton style. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7YXk1CRpk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7YXk1CRpk#ws)
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 14, 2014, 03:07:19 PM
Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)

Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 14, 2014, 03:13:56 PM
Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.

In my text message, I gave proper credit to @hunkura.  I didn't plagiarize.  I'm skrong like that.
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Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2014, 03:20:54 PM
Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.

($1.50 TW) Better?
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Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
($1.50 TW) Better?

Going rate.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 14, 2014, 03:48:41 PM
Going rate.

Naw, man, the Loch Ness Monster done said the going rate is about tree fitty.
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Post by: The Six on October 14, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Naw, man, the Loch Ness Monster done said the going rate is about tree fitty.

Dammit, don't be givin no Loch Ness Monsta tree fitty, woman!
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Post by: AUChizad on October 14, 2014, 06:31:51 PM
Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs)
Nothing on Amari Cooper/TJ Yeldon gear in that story. Shocking.
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Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2014, 11:42:12 AM
Nothing on Amari Cooper/TJ Yeldon gear in that story. Shocking.
:move:

Back to Winston if I may....

So here is my prediction.

Nothing happens with the autographs, he won't sit a game and Gurley is back after this weekend.  They will convene this trial/board/conduct thing at FSU they will find him guilty of assault and breaking the code of FSU, but it will all happen sometime around the end of January.   FSU will kick him out of school (all while playing the hero, look what we have done, we kicked our start QB out yay for us). He will subsequently enter the NFL draft.  (which he was going to do after this year anyway).
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Post by: AUChizad on October 15, 2014, 12:14:13 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000411285/article/bo-jackson-washes-hands-of-jameis-winston (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000411285/article/bo-jackson-washes-hands-of-jameis-winston)
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Bo Jackson washes hands of Jameis Winston

By Chase Goodbread

Bo knows.

But Jameis Winston apparently doesn't care.

The fraternity of Heisman Trophy winners is known to be a close-knit group, one that stays in close touch in many cases, and has even made itself enough of a brand to be the subject of a national advertising campaign. But former Heisman winner Bo Jackson left little doubt that a rift has developed between himself and Winston, the Florida State quarterback who won the award last year. Jackson suggested on The Jim Rome Show Tuesday that Winston blew off the guidance Jackson tried to give him earlier this year.

And the former two-sport star with the Los Angeles Raiders and Kansas City Royals clearly isn't happy about it.

"I really don't know who is giving this young man guidance. I have communicated with him and I just talked to him like I was his dad. The things that you need to do. And this was before the incident where he was (suspended) from the baseball team (for stealing crab legs)," Jackson said. "I'm the type of person, I will go out of my way to help anybody. Normally, I don't like giving people advice if I haven't been down that road myself. But if I give you advice on something that I know more about than you by just falling out of bed in the morning, if you can't take that advice and learn from it, then I've got nothing else to do with the situation. You're on your own."

Pressed about exactly what sort of guidance he gave the Seminoles' third-year sophomore, Jackson wouldn't divulge it, saying it was between he and Winston. But whatever it was, it wasn't delivered gently.

"If I told you what I told him, it'll probably singe the hairs in your ears," said Jackson.

There is little doubt Winston could learn plenty from Jackson, who in his day was every bit the star Winston is, and more. But Jackson was also noted for maintaining a high level of privacy in his life and being very reserved around media. And while he did run afoul of the NCAA in losing his eligibility to play baseball at AU, Jackson was never the lightning rod for trouble that Winston has been.

"I will lend you a hand. And if you take that hand for granted, I will yank it back and go about my business, go on about my life. That's how it is," Jackson said. "Jameis Winston needs to make some changes in his life. Because it's affecting him now and it's definitely going to affect him down the road."

Winston has steered the Seminoles (6-0) to five wins out of six games, having sat out FSU's narrow win over Clemson on suspension. He is now 19-0 as a starter in his career, and is now playing to win back-to-back national championships in his first two years as a starter, as Alabama's AJ McCarron did in 2011-2012.

The distractions for both Winston and the Seminoles, however, have been many. Along with his sexual assault case, for which he wasn't legally charged but now faces a disciplinary hearing, the school is also investigating whether he profited from signed memorabilia. FSU coach Jimbo Fisher said Tuesday that Winston told him he did not take money to sign. He was suspended from the Clemson game earlier this year for shouting a vulgar phrase at the FSU student union.

He would be eligible for the 2015 NFL Draft if he chose to leave FSU after the season, but Winston said over the summer that he first wants to earn a degree, which would keep him at FSU at least through the 2015 season. NFL scouts have suggested he needs another year in college not only to work on his skills as a quarterback, but to rehabilitate his image, as well.

But whoever Winston ends up listening to where his future is concerned, it won't be Jackson.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2014, 02:41:40 PM
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But if I give you advice on something that I know more about than you by just falling out of bed in the morning, if you can't take that advice and learn from it, then I've got nothing else to do with the situation. You're on your own.

I love that man...
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 15, 2014, 03:37:25 PM
I love that man...

We call that "my skivvies got more time jumping out of the backs of humvees than you do in service."
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Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2014, 03:39:19 PM
We call that "my skivvies got more time jumping out of the backs of humvees than you do in service."

Or, "shut the fuck up boot".