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Pat Dye Field => Signing Day => Topic started by: AUChizad on March 03, 2013, 04:02:13 PM
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This picture is circulating around the twittosphere.
Apparently Malzahn showed up at an in-home visit and the kid was dressed like this. Looks a little old to be a HS Junior. But who the fuck is this? If this is the kid Malzahn was visiting, I don't care if he's the next Bo, we should stop wasting our time with him.
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Definitely too old to be a kid. Most likely Dad or an uncle trying to negotiate a car deal.
If I was Gus, I would have told him Auburn is no longer interested, wished him luck, and walked out the door.
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Typical Alabama fan.
"Oh you're here to offer my kid a scholarship worth $150k? Let me act like a pompous ass because I root for a college I never attended."
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Brandon King†@_KING205
AU head coach in my living room, and a family friend in, all Alabama gear haha http://instagr.am/p/WadhYISW9W/
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I hate those self entitled fuckers...
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Definitely too old to be a kid. Most likely Dad or an uncle trying to negotiate a car deal.
If I was Gus, I would have told him Auburn is no longer interested, wished him luck, and walked out the door.
And taken the water-Pepsi and pen as I left.
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Give the guy a break...he got dressed up in his Sunday best to meet coach Malzahn.
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(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/208584_537104636312958_1518214564_n.jpg)
So deen coach dat cray ass gurl sade, "Next eyes wancha ta go head an take yo han an make a fis like dis." So eyes diddit and jew believe she....
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So deen coach dat cray ass gurl sade, "Next eyes wancha ta go head an take yo han an make a fis like dis." So eyes diddit and jew believe she....
you anti-Semite.
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According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shit.
Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.
And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.
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According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shoot.
Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.
And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.
twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.
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twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.
I'm honestly only concerned about how big his dick is.
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According to the Tweetersphere, the kid (Brandon King) is a legitimate Auburn recruit who is not an Alabama fan. This appears to be a funny picture that he posted of a family friend who was giving Malzahn some shit.
Let's be honest...we all have a Bammer/pedophile/rapist uncle who embarrasses us. Don't hold it against the kid.
And if you do hold it against him, send his ass to Vandy. We need him.
He's not a â€recruit†anymore, he's a puke...he's the lowest form of life on Earth...he's not even a human fucking being...he's nothing but an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit! He's going to learn that lesson the hard way once he steps foot on the Auburn campus.
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I'm honestly only concerned about how big his dick is.
His dick of an uncle appears to be about 5-11 and 155#, but that's not important right now
I think the crazy uncle is just telling the story of the time he met little nicky, and showing Gus how he leaned down to shake nicky's hand
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They needed to hide that MF until Malzahn left. That's just too disrespectful to make CGM stay in the same room with a man who favors a team of tea-bagging prostitute visiting thugs. If he was my uncle trying to do this shit, I would have had him locked up for safe keeping 2 days prior and left him there until Updyke's conviction. I hate fucking bammers.
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twittersphere also has a pic of a kid identified as BK with a script A tat on his back, if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I don't care if he has a Osama tat on his back, as long as he's a good safety.
This dude signed his LOI with Auburn. DB from a community college up in MO if I am not mistaken...
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This dude signed his LOI with Auburn. DB from a community college up in MO if I am not mistaken...
Kansas JUCO. You are thinking about the right guy. He's from Alsabastard.
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Malzahn does not look amused.
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Malzahn does not look amused.
Maybe that's the only thing that stupid MF has to wear. Malzahn should have offered the shirt off of his back, or maybe not.
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Malzahn strikes me as the type of guy that would knock a motherfucker out. This picture reinforces that thought.
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Malzahn strikes me as the type of guy that would knock a motherfucker out. This picture reinforces that thought.
I get the same impression and actually, he's a lot bigger than you'd think. Don't know how tall but I'd guess at least 6'4".
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I get the same impression and actually, he's a lot bigger than you'd think. Don't know how tall but I'd guess at least 6'4".
You have pictures, don't you?
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You have pictures, don't you?
Soapy ones...
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Soapy ones...
OMG, that's fucking hilarious. LMFAO! I'm loving this keepin
my mouth shut shit, it's beautiful thang.
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OMG, that's fucking hilarious. LMFAO! I'm loving this keepin
my mouth shut shit, it's beautiful thang.
It wasn't OMG LMFAO funny, jackass.
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OMG, that's fucking hilarious. LMFAO! I'm loving this keepin
my mouth shut shit, it's beautiful thang.
It wasn't OMG LMFAO funny, jackass.
Boom, in yo face!!!!!!
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For your information, they weren't soapy.
I got there too late.
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Boom, in yo face!!!!!!
With everything else that I was going through at the time, my brain literally took off. Then there was mess on the floor.
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It wasn't OMG LMFAO funny, jackass.
OMG ROFLMAO
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It wasn't OMG LMFAO funny, jackass.
C'mon, that was solid gold shit right there. I'm dropping major league comedy stylings up in this bitch.