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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on October 28, 2012, 03:47:30 PM
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I weep for those who didn't attend the tailgate yesterday. You missed a hell of a good time - a standard setter. It had everything :
- 3 way booty dancing involving a former player, one of our girls, and a hot blonde midget wearing cowboy boots.
- drunk guy falling through the plastic privacy curtain while taking a piss, and then finishing the piss while laid out on the ground.
- TheSix and his magical mason jar of inhibition lowering juice. It not only lowered inhibitions; it flat out fucking killed them.
- multiple toasts to the rotting corpse of Shane and the hell fire his soul is keeping stoked.
- an appearance by a lawyer who cares.
- one of the best Brunswick Stews that has ever been made.
- near brawls involving Wench and some crabby silver haired old bag, and Buzz and some jackass in section 41.
- the heckling of Mike Raita, and his acknowledgement of the verbal abuse hurled upon him.
- multiple instances of wife ogling and, for the ladies, blatant acts of sexual harassment of the Navy ROTC.
It was a pleasure meeting you all. You brought a lot entertainment to counter a historic beatdown on the Plains and have firmly established yourselves as the Xgate first stringers.
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For the record, it was not sexual harassment. He wanted it.
It was a hell of a time, though. SO glad to see the old faces and to meet the new ones...total bright spot of the day.
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I weep for those who didn't attend the tailgate yesterday. You missed a hell of a good time - a standard setter. It had everything :
- 3 way booty dancing involving a former player, one of our girls, and a hot blonde midget wearing cowboy boots.
- drunk guy falling through the plastic privacy curtain while taking a piss, and then finishing the piss while laid out on the ground.
- TheSix and his magical mason jar of inhibition lowering juice. It not only lowered inhibitions; it flat out fucking killed them.
- multiple toasts to the rotting corpse of Shane and the hell fire his soul is keeping stoked.
- an appearance by a lawyer who cares.
- one of the best Brunswick Stews that has ever been made.
- near brawls involving Wench and some crabby silver haired old bag, and Buzz and some jackass in section 41.
- the heckling of Mike Raita, and his acknowledgement of the verbal abuse hurled upon him.
- multiple instances of wife ogling and, for the ladies, blatant acts of sexual harassment of the Navy ROTC.
It was a pleasure meeting you all. You brought a lot entertainment to counter a historic beatdown on the Plains and have firmly established yourselves as the Xgate first stringers.
Seems I left too early for my other tailgate. Still had a great time meeting you all, including Chad. Joe smokes up some great pig and chicken. Stew was da shit. Hat tip to PCT for sharing his Whiskey with me and to the Mexican chic for the beer.
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For the record, it was not sexual harassment. He wanted it.
It was a hell of a time, though. SO glad to see the old faces and to meet the new ones...total bright spot of the day.
I didn't get a goodbye hug from you, my darling person. It's going to be a long, cold winter for me now.
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I really thought I could tough it out back at the tailgate spot but I needed a blackout.
But you know im always your girl, PCT. you just say the word, we can both eat Mexican for a week and then meet at Shane's grave. :)
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Damn, I should have stayed a little longer.
Thanks to Jarhead and mini-Jarhead. Mini-Jarhead kept mini-AUT1 some good company. He had a ball chasing him around.
Thanks to PCT for sharing his fine drink, it was pretty obvious that I really didn't need it, but he gave anyways.
Thanks to the Lawyer Who Cares for the gracious gift. My wife is really appreciative! :)
Thanks to the New Kid for not hitting on me in front of the wife. I know that must have been hard babe!
It was good to meet all of you and good to see some of you...well, the only one of you that I actually know. Dallas, wow man, you out kicked your coverage. Wench, so glad that you got the ball rolling on this one. Glad you, Dallas and Mrs. Dallas could make the trip.
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Damn, I should have stayed a little longer.
Thanks to Jarhead and mini-Jarhead. Mini-Jarhead kept mini-AUT1 some good company. He had a ball chasing him around.
Thanks to PCT for sharing his fine drink, it was pretty obvious that I really didn't need it, but he gave anyways.
Thanks to the Lawyer Who Cares for the gracious gift. My wife is really appreciative! :)
Thanks to the New Kid for not hitting on me in front of the wife. I know that must have been hard babe!
It was good to meet all of you and good to see some of you...well, the only one of you that I actually know. Dallas, wow man, you out kicked your coverage. Wench, so glad that you got the ball rolling on this one. Glad you, Dallas and Mrs. Dallas could make the trip.
Some things I am well aware of.
It was nice to see everyone there and meet new folks and put faces to screen names with real names. As much as I huff and puff about not coming back again until things get fixed, if there is an X-gate again I'll be there-That was worth the trip. Sorry the game interrupted it.
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I weep for those who didn't attend the tailgate yesterday. You missed a hell of a good time - a standard setter. It had everything :
- 3 way booty dancing involving a former player, one of our girls, and a hot blonde midget wearing cowboy boots.
- drunk guy falling through the plastic privacy curtain while taking a piss, and then finishing the piss while laid out on the ground.
- TheSix and his magical mason jar of inhibition lowering juice. It not only lowered inhibitions; it flat out fucking killed them.
- multiple toasts to the rotting corpse of Shane and the hell fire his soul is keeping stoked.
- an appearance by a lawyer who cares.
- one of the best Brunswick Stews that has ever been made.
- near brawls involving Wench and some crabby silver haired old bag, and Buzz and some jackass in section 41.
- the heckling of Mike Raita, and his acknowledgement of the verbal abuse hurled upon him.
- multiple instances of wife ogling and, for the ladies, blatant acts of sexual harassment of the Navy ROTC.
It was a pleasure meeting you all. You brought a lot entertainment to counter a historic beatdown on the Plains and have firmly established yourselves as the Xgate first stringers.
Thanks for the fine whiskey sir!!
And somewhere on someone's camera is a pic if jr and chad hugging. Chad tell your brother I'm sorry I called him tony romo. It was The Six's homemade Irish moonshine that did it. Speaking of The Six, Christmas Vacation is currently on VH1 Classic.
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We even had Aggie women flirting with the AU men of the Xgate.
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Speaking of The Six, Christmas Vacation is currently on VH1 Classic.
Plenty of time for that. Still in my Halloween mode.
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Add a few more things to PCT's list:
JR was there, so I was glad I had my shoes on, especially after he had a few sips of PCT's whiskey.
Every party needs a funny drunk. Thanks, Buzzy, for filling that role as only you can do. I think Buzz's dance routine netted him about $25... not sure how much made it into his shorts - I will have to review the video and see...
Smoking Joe knows how to drop it like it's hot... and yeah, he likes Big Butts, and he cannot lie. The food, as usual, was to DIE for.
The new girl is the bomb and the best X-girlfriend EVAH. OMG... we were SO DRUNK!! That pillow fight in my hotel room Friday night was SO MUCH FUN!! I found your bra, and will mail it back to you. MWAH!!!
Dallas and AUT1 and GH2001 were smart/stupid enough to bring their wives. Buzz was hitting on Mrs. Dallas, telling her "Imma make Dallassssss jellusss...", much to the amusement of all, including Dallas, who was not too concerned.
AUT1's wife is precious and 7 weeks away from producing another Tiger spawn. The fact that she showed up with him and their 2 year old was damn near heroic, and proves she is a far better woman than he deserves. GH's wife is also awesome, and freaking hilarious and more patient and understanding than he deserves too. I look forward to all of them being at future tailgates.
Jarhead and his mini-me were excellent company for dinner Friday night, and yes, he does indeed have a very keen car. The car seat in the passenger seat kind of diluted the keen-ness a little, but Jarhead is studly enough to push through it.
Chizad's brother Evan is hotter than a two dollar pistol, as in smoking...
Snaggie, who really does seem to care, made an appearance, and as best I can recall, did not mix any Coke products with any adult beverages. Between him and Buzz, we had ourselves a hard core gun show going on. You two guys were damn impressive, especially since there was not any evidence of roid rage!!
Mr. Sensible/Newcastle/The Six is now OFFICIALLY Cousin Eddie. Holy shit, you are fucking hilarious and had the Cousin Eddie routine down pat. C'mere Snots!! Let Uncle Clark rub yer belly!
Finally, let me just say that PCT is THE MAN. He shows up with a bottle of Jamisons, which he shared generously. He helped me get Buzzy into the stadium, and kept Buzz from getting arrested for PI. He started Bodda Getta and Gimme an A on the way into the stadium. Even though we were freezing our asses off, he stuck it out with me as we played the "Sit wherever the fuck we want in JHS" game and sat in about five different sections. And the best part of the night - at the end of the fourth quarter, he heckled that bald butt plug Mike Raita from 33/40 to the point that I thought Raita was gonna come into the stands. Highlights included "Hey, Raita! Does Saban know you are here? He still has a butt cheek that doesn't have your lip prints on it!" and "Hey Raita! Why did you leave us?" The handful of Dye-hards sitting around us were roaring with laughter.
Here's to you, Chief. Love you muchly!!
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It was great meeting the old friends and meeting new ones on Saturday. Even if I don't remember the last 3 hours of the day...
Special thanks to Wench and PCT for taking care of my drunk ass. I blame TheSix and his mystical brew.
Well, and the jello shooters. And, maybe PCT and that Jameson 12 year old that was soooooo smooth.
As God as my witness, I swear I will never drink that much again. And this time, I mean it!
I really hate I missed the heckling of Uncle Fester though...but I probably would have been arrested.
It was great to finally meet dallas, AUT1, Jarhead, GH and JR. Oh, and tell your wife I apologize for hitting on her, dallas. You really did outkick your coverage though. #winning
Oh yeah...thanks for the reminder of my dancing, Wench. I couldn't figure out how I ended up with $30 and two phone numbers in my pants.
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Speaking of apologies, sorry AUTiger1.
After consuming that number of adult beverages, it is nearly impossible to prevent the word "fuck" from coming out of my mouth as at least one adjective, one adverb, or one noun per sentence.
Even around children.
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Speaking of apologies, sorry AUTiger1.
After consuming that number of adult beverages, it is nearly impossible to prevent the word "fuck" from coming out of my mouth as at least one adjective, one adverb, or one noun per sentence.
Even around children.
No worries, I don't think he noticed. Even if he did, it's not like he won't hear them later on in life anyways.
And speaking of apologies, I hope his squealing wasn't too much. I got to thinking about that on the way home.
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No worries, I don't think he noticed. Even if he did, it's not like he won't hear them later on in life anyways.
And speaking of apologies, I hope his squealing wasn't too much. I got to thinking about that on the way home.
It would have been a great party if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
I miss swinging my kid around...well, my old ass back doesn't. If mine had come, he'd have found a chair and sat there with some X-boxxity D-X Playstationy electronical devicey thingy and not even known 100 people were partying around him.
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It would have been a great party if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
I miss swinging my kid around...well, my old ass back doesn't. If mine had come, he'd have found a chair and sat there with some X-boxxity D-X Playstationy electronical devicey thingy and not even known 100 people were partying around him.
He would have been teaching his pops what "tea bagging" is.
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He would have been teaching his pops what "tea bagging" is.
Little joker's got the bag for it. Still looking for the real father.
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Way too much discussion of little boys this morning.
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Way too much discussion of little boys this morning.
I had way too many Little German Boy IPA's this weekend.
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joey, you ever seen a grown man naked without balls?
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Little joker's got the bag for it. Still looking for the real father.
Why is it that you know this?
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Why is it that you know this?
Cause he's real proud of his junk.
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Cause he's real proud of his junk.
I should teach him how to shit in the back of trucks. He could be my protege'
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Who doesn't outrank Auburn?
Jags ranked higher than Auburn!!! USA Today has released the ranking of all 124 Division One football teams. Alabama is at #1. Check this out: South Alabama, competing in their first year in Division One football, is ranked ahead of Auburn. South Alabama (2-6) is #110, and Auburn (1-7) is #111. Southern Mississippi is #123 out of 124 with no wins and 8 losses. Feel free to SHARE the link to this ranking list with your friends for proof!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/29/re-ranking-the-fbs-1-124/1665791/
Could NMSU be our ULM as they were to bama?
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Why is it that you know this?
You were missed this weekend. When we were all toasting to Shane's memory, I thought, to myself how much you would have enjoyed dropping trou and taking a practice shit right there. Sounds like PCT, Buzz, Shug and some others are planning a Taco Bell lunch and a trip to the cemetery real soon.
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You were missed this weekend. When we were all toasting to Shane's memory, I thought, to myself how much you would have enjoyed dropping trou and taking a practice shit right there. Sounds like PCT, Buzz, Shug and some others are planning a Taco Bell lunch and a trip to the cemetery real soon.
Appreciate it. I missed being there for the company but I really needed to be at the Warden's this weekend.
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It was nice to see everyone there and meet new folks and put faces to screen names with real names. As much as I huff and puff about not coming back again until things get fixed, if there is an X-gate again I'll be there-That was worth the trip. Sorry the game interrupted it.
I wasn't able to make it to this one, so you should definitely come back for another. There are still too many of you that I haven't had the pleasure of fondling in person.
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It was great meeting the old friends and meeting new ones on Saturday. Even if I don't remember the last 3 hours of the day...
Special thanks to Wench and PCT for taking care of my drunk ass. I blame TheSix and his mystical brew.
Well, and the jello shooters. And, maybe PCT and that Jameson 12 year old that was soooooo smooth.
As God as my witness, I swear I will never drink that much again. And this time, I mean it!
I really hate I missed the heckling of Uncle Fester though...but I probably would have been arrested.
It was great to finally meet dallas, AUT1, Jarhead, GH and JR. Oh, and tell your wife I apologize for hitting on her, dallas. You really did outkick your coverage though. #winning
Oh yeah...thanks for the reminder of my dancing, Wench. I couldn't figure out how I ended up with $30 and two phone numbers in my pants.
For the $1.50 I gave you I didn't see much skin-
The wife has your dancing on video. I'll hold on to it in case I need it later.
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For the $1.50 I gave you I didn't see much skin-
The wife has your dancing on video. I'll hold on to it in case I need it later.
I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
And if Buzz doesn't do what I want when I want-We will all be watching him.
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For the $1.50 I gave you I didn't see much skin-
The wife has your dancing on video. I'll hold on to it in case I need it later.
Hey, buddy!!! Did I mention how great it was to finally meet you on Saturday?
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Hey, buddy!!! Did I mention how great it was to finally meet your wife on Saturday?
:thumsup:
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The wife has your dancing on video. I'll hold on to it in case I need it later.
I need your email address
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I need your email address
Oh God...it's all over now!
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Hey, buddy!!! Did I mention how great it was to finally meet you on Saturday?
You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind. :facepalm:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/buzz1.jpg)
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You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind. :facepalm:
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She was shagalicious, baby
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She was shagalicious, baby
The village bicycle.
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You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind. :facepalm:
I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected VV to show up and hump you instead. Sorry to disappoint.
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I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected VV to show up and hump you instead. Sorry to disappoint.
Well, there was a little person there Saturday. I have pics.
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Well, there was a little person there Saturday. I have pics.
You know I gave some thought to asking about-Then thought better.
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You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind. :facepalm:
At that point in the day, your wife was never safer. Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.
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And if Buzz doesn't do what I want when I want-We will all be watching him.
I also have this on video - but I also have you attempting to put money down the front of his pants... so I am thinking I own you both...
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Well, there was a little person there Saturday. I have pics.
Did you get a shot of my three way? I need to submit proof to the Bucket List Committee.
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At that point in the day, your wife was never safer. Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.
Jealousy does not look good on you...
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Jealousy does not look good on you...
Neither did your hands...
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At that point in the day, your wife was never safer. Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.
Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.
Although she has asked if we are making another game?
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Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.
Although she has asked if we are making another game?
Tell her I said hi!
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Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.
Although she has asked if we are making another game?
I think she was having a blast - which makes it apparent that you guys need to get out more. :-)
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Tell her I said hi!
I did-She asked me if you often stumble out of or through bathrooms?
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I think she was having a blast - which makes it apparent that you guys need to get out more. :-)
We would come just for an X-gate. Something for A-day perhaps.
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We would come just for an X-gate. Something for A-day perhaps.
An A-Day X-Gate. Classic.
The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz. It'll make you shit the bed....
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We would come just for an X-gate. Something for A-day perhaps.
I'll put in order for a few extra jars of mead.
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An A-Day X-Gate. Classic.
The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz. It'll make you shit the bed....
At least we know one Auburn team would win. :facepalm:
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An A-Day X-Gate. Classic.
The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz. It'll make you shit the bed....
or fall asleep
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At least we know one Auburn team would win. :facepalm:
Except no one can figure out Chizik's fucked up A-Day scoring system. Oh look, the defense made a tackle for loss. So, we add 4 to the White team and divide the Blue team's halftime total by the square root of the number of yards lost. But if that number is 6, you round up to the nearest multiple of 13.
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Except no one can figure out Chizik's fucked up A-Day scoring system. Oh look, the defense made a tackle for loss. So, we add 4 to the White team and divide the Blue team's halftime total by the square root of the number of yards lost. But if that number is 6, you round up to the nearest multiple of 13.
Please to be explaining this play?
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Please to be explaining this play?
They were playing against our offense. Duh!!!
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They were playing against our offense. Duh!!!
Unless it's the bubble screen because by the looks of it, that play kills in these great weeks of practice.
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Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah. I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio. I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident. In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure. But, those were pretty passes. Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped. No? And Uzomah is a good looking athlete.
Am I looking for anything to make me feel better? Probably. This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible. Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.
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I'll put in order for a few extra jars of mead.
#winning
We need a portable still.
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#winning
We need a portable still.
With all due respect, that is the last thing this group needs unless the bodies can remain where they fall until morning.
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Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah. I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio. I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident. In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure. But, those were pretty passes. Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped. No? And Uzomah is a good looking athlete.
Am I looking for anything to make me feel better? Probably. This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible. Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.
And all that adds up to is you will see the same bullshit Sat morning against an really inferior team that we may or may not beat.
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Did you get a shot of my three way? I need to submit proof to the Bucket List Committee.
Pretty sure I got this.
So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....
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Pretty sure I got this.
So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....
Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.
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I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected VV to show up and hump you instead. Sorry to disappoint.
I had other arrangements. Shire Strippers, Inc. is going well...except for the fact that you fuckers stole an employee of mine this past weekend.
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So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh
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So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh
Really disappointed that you didn't make it down. This work excuse has to stop. Priorities and stuff.
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Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.
There were no feet involved.
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So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh
And a midget,one female port-a-potty-One giant trash bag port-a-potty for the guys, great chow and good company.
There was also a shitty football game.
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Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.
Dallas should be posting it soon.
Sorry dude but no feet or hairy puss pics were taken.
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Courtesy of GH
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The entertainment:
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Courtesy of GH
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The entertainment:
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Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze
To buzz :bar:
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Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze
To buzz :bar:
Sunday morning:
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Sunday morning:
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
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Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?
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My head still hurts.
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You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?
I heard one of the grounds crew in our area bitchin because one of the females went #2 in there little port-a-potty and it clearly said (No waste).
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I heard one of the grounds crew in our area bitchin because one of the females went #2 in there little port-a-potty and it clearly said (No waste).
How do they know it was a female?
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My head still hurts.
Some sacrifices have to made for an epic party.
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How do they know it was a female?
The stand up potty was the female bathroom. At least that is what it said on the outside.
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The stand up potty was the female bathroom. At least that is what it said on the outside.
So next question....Is pissing not waste?
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So next question....Is pissing not waste?
It may have said solid waste-My vision was getting a little blurry as the day drinking went on.
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So next question....Is pissing not waste?
There's waste and then there's waste. That midget stunk it up.
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There's waste and then there's waste. That midget stunk it up.
Midget shit-Only on the X.
Which bring the questions.
Do they have midget farts and do they only stink a little?
Is regular toilet paper too big for them?
Has a midget every clogged a regular American Standard?
If a midget took a laxative would they have midget diarrhea?
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Why can't midgets wear tampons?
Becasue they keep stepping on the string.
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If your dating a midget and she ask if you would like a little pussy. She means it.
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Why are gay midgets so appealing?
They can suck a dick standing up!
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Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget?
He didn't know he could stoop so low.
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VV can confirm the last several posts.
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VV can confirm the last several posts.
Not only can I confirm them, but I'll demonstrate them for a nominal fee.
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Not only can I confirm them, but I'll demonstrate them for a nominal fee.
3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.
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3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.
Missing? I never leave home without a dildo.
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Missing? I never leave home without a dildo.
A big jelly dong fits perfectly in a jansport back satchel. Convenient yet inconspicuous.
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3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.
Lets just say the mrs travels well.
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She was shagalicious, baby
Speaking of: who was the new girl-wearing the Auburn jersey? She was HAWT-SHe married?
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Speaking of: who was the new girl-wearing the Auburn jersey? She was HAWT-SHe married?
Step back jack! She's mine.
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Step back jack! She's mine.
X-fight over da wmen.
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Step back jack! She's mine.
She's getting deported from what I hear.
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Alls I'm hearing is that she gets around...
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Alls I'm hearing is that she gets around...
well the holiday inn express does have 150 rooms to clean.
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Step back jack! She's mine.
Bullshit! My drywall needs are more pressing than yours.....wait ...that's what you meant right?