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Title: Reuben Foster
Post by: Token on July 12, 2012, 01:24:04 AM
Flipped.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 12, 2012, 06:56:57 AM
Flipped.

You think? 

I figured we had a chance since he transferred to Auburn high school but I figured it would be way down the road before that had an effect.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 08:10:58 AM
He's holding a presser at 2pm today.

That's gotta be bad news for Bama in the very least.

How good it is for us remains to be seen, but I like our odds.

Georgia is apparently another good possibility according to reports.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 08:18:07 AM
Sounds to me like we were holding on to this silent flip for a "rainy day" to give the radio guys something else to talk about.

We'll see at 2:00.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 12, 2012, 08:23:53 AM
What a bunch of no ethics having coaches that are there at Auburn!

Recruiting someone who had already committed elsewhere.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 12, 2012, 08:30:35 AM
With 17 and 18 year old kids, I will not believe a word they say until their LOI has come off the fax on NSD.

Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 12, 2012, 08:34:38 AM
Isn't this the point where Chopper and RWS argue about what month it is? 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 08:40:49 AM
Bagman comes through again!!!
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 08:49:19 AM
Isn't this the point where Chopper and RWS argue about what month it is?

I think they do that on Choppers blog nowadays.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Token on July 12, 2012, 09:10:53 AM
I got an email at 11:38 pm from tidesports saying he had called a presser for today and the only websites that were notified were the Auburn sites.  Also said he cancelled his visit to UGA this weekend. 

I'm assuming it's damage control.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 09:30:37 AM
His comments a week or two ago after his visit to UGA were pretty strong in the Dawgs favor.  If he does flip to us, I'm still...Calloway...not going....Calloway....to get....Kujomanjawanocyrus....too...TJ....excited....Yeldon...until signing....flip before dead period....day.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
With 17 and 18 year old kids, I will not believe a word they say until their LOI has come off the fax on NSD.

THIS ^^^

Spencer Region, TJ Yeldon, Cyrus and the Philon kid should have all taught us this valuable lesson.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 12, 2012, 10:08:55 AM
I got an email at 11:38 pm from tidesports saying he had called a presser for today and the only websites that were notified were the Auburn sites.  Also said he cancelled his visit to UGA this weekend. 

I'm assuming it's damage control.

A UGA guy said nanny nanny boo boo, he got told at midnight that there was a press conference so that's not true. 

If the guy DOES "flip" today?  pfffftttttffffffffttttttttffffftttttttffffft.   Subject to change.  No stock in it. 

The humorous aspect -- watching the hateful meltdown, you know the one that was unleashed on Calloway from Bammers -- is the only thing of value here. 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AWK on July 12, 2012, 10:18:59 AM
Isn't this the point where Chopper and RWS argue about what month it is?
Hah.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 12, 2012, 11:33:30 AM
Isn't this the point where Chopper and RWS argue about what time of the month it is?

fixt
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 11:40:35 AM
fixt

Uh oh.....THAT ^^ just happened.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 12, 2012, 01:30:14 PM
Uh oh.....THAT ^^ just happened.

I here ya.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Jumbo on July 12, 2012, 02:45:07 PM
He'll just flip back to Bama signing day.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 02:50:49 PM
He'll just flip back to Bama signing day.

Don't harsh my mellow, bitch
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 02:56:15 PM
Don't harsh my mellow, bitch

Yeah, what the nutless one said.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 02:59:32 PM
If anyone has rivals...

http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1384727

Not sure if it is premium...but this is a live link to the presser...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 03:10:59 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

"At the end of the day, Auburn is the best place for me. I am 100% confident about my final decision."
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AWK on July 12, 2012, 03:12:02 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

"At the end of the day, Auburn is the best place for me. I am 100% confident about my final decision."
unless he isn't.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 03:12:30 PM
That is a big mother fucker...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: ssgaufan on July 12, 2012, 03:18:16 PM
WAR DAMN EAGLE REUBEN!!!
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Shug Dye on July 12, 2012, 03:19:54 PM
I'm already getting hatemail.  :aubie:
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 03:20:00 PM
Not to try and jump on the mower starz train, but have we ever had 3 Five Star players committed before August?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Expect Saban to beat the fuck out of some intern just like his daughter did to her "friend"
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 12, 2012, 03:22:50 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/rf_trooper.jpg)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 12, 2012, 03:30:31 PM
Bag man
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 03:33:06 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/rf_trooper.jpg)

And that backwards hat!!!
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 03:46:39 PM
This is normally against my rule, but I am going to tune into PF now just to be entertained by the glorious meltdown and tin foil rednecks.

Pawwlll, you gon tell me therrr ain't nuthin goin on down derr at the barn? I'm tellin uas truthful as the day is long thayut there aint sumthin rite with this. U reckon tha EFF-BEE-EYE is already knowin about it?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 12, 2012, 03:59:42 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/fu_miltie.jpg)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 04:01:56 PM
On a serious note, having Van Gorder as DC is fucking awesome!
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:07:23 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/fu_miltie.jpg)

 :gold:
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:18:06 PM
Coincidence?

Quote
Foster:
“At the end of the day, I feel like Auburn is the best situation for me and my family. I am 100-percent confident in my final decision.”

Yeldon:
“At the end of the day I feel like the University of Alabama is the best situation and fit for me and my family. I am 100 percent confident with my final decision”
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 04:24:49 PM
Coincidence?

Damn, this might be one of those inyourwindows.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 12, 2012, 04:31:30 PM
:gold:
better
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 04:32:41 PM
Coincidence?

hahaha...nope! Very well played coaches...very well played...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 04:35:58 PM
Holy mother fucking shit.

FUCKING AWESOME. Truly. Fucking. Awesome.

Quote
"Over the last few weeks, I've really put a lot of time and thought into where I want to go to school and continue my football career," Yeldon said in the statement. "I am blessed to be in a situation where I have several great opportunities and I appreciate everyone involved who has helped me get to this point.

"I want to make an announcement so I can put this behind me and get to work on the things I need to do to prepare for college both athletically and academically. I am going to enroll at the University of Alabama in January.

"I have a lot of respect for Auburn, the coaches, and all of the people there, but at the end of the day I feel like the University of Alabama is the best situation and fit for me and my family. I am 100 percent confident with my final decision. I feel great about it and I'm excited to get started."
Reubens:

Over the last few weeks, I've really put a lot of thought and time into where I wanted to (continue) my football career. I am blessed that I am in the situation where I have several great opportunities, and I appreciate everyone attending this meeting. I want to make an announcement so I can put this behind me and get on with all the work that I need to do for high school and get prepared for college, both academically and athletically.

I am going to enroll at Auburn University.

I have a lot of respect for Alabama and the coaches and all the other people that are there. But at the end of the day, I felt like Auburn University is the place for me and my family and had the best situation for me and my family. I am 100 percent confident with my final decision. I feel great about my decision, and I'm excited to get started.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:39:08 PM
Holy mother fucking shit.

FUCKING AWESOME. Truly. Fucking. Awesome.

Yes it is!

And a big fuck you to Lord Saybinz and the bagman!!!
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 04:39:39 PM
Coincidence?
No.

Right now, this kid is my favorite football player of all time.

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/?p=19492

Quote
Reuben Foster Trolls Tide
July 12th, 2012 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments

(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/trollreuben.jpg)
Committed to Auburn, trollin’ hard

Highly sought after 2013 football recruit Reuben Foster held an announcement press conference today (Come on son! It’s July!) to announce to which school he is committing to play football for in a year or so, or until he changes his mind.  Foster, who committed to Auburn, felt the need to subtly troll the Alabama Crimson Tide, who was also recruiting Foster, just a little bit in the process.  His quote:

    “At the end of the day, I feel like Auburn is the best situation for me and my family,” Foster told reporters at his press conference. “I am 100-percent confident in my final decision.”

Seems harmless enough…until you consider what Alabama commit TJ Yeldon, who flipped to the Tide after initially committing to Auburn, said when he announced his intentions.  His quote:

    “At the end of the day I feel like the University of Alabama is the best situation and fit for me and my family.  I am 100 percent confident with my final decision”

Just a little subtle recruiting troll to keep those hate fires stoked.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 04:40:10 PM
(https://p.twimg.com/AxoKiqRCQAEdCnw.jpg)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:41:06 PM
I bet the kid wears his hat backwards too!!!!!!11
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 04:41:52 PM
Foster pulled a new one today.

Announced by unzipping his daughter's jacket to reveal she was wearing an Auburn cheerleading outfit.

(http://a.yfrog.com/img876/9061/tcth.png)

 :aubie:
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:43:22 PM
(https://p.twimg.com/AxoKiqRCQAEdCnw.jpg)

That hat is pretty tall.  I bet you could fit a couple stacks in there.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 04:45:33 PM
The lengths the Bammers will go to upstage us is unreal.  Even had him use his own daughter in the grand scheme. Shameless. 

What date does the dead period for recruiting start?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 04:48:19 PM
Holy mother fucking shit.

FUCKING AWESOME. Truly. Fucking. Awesome.

Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:
Not if, when, he (Foster) flips...and yes they'll scream about it on the finebaum show, probably have a certain NYT writer write something about.

Kaos, not as right:
This is nothing more than a trap.  Get AU fans talking and then smack us in the face. 

No flip. Sorry.  Just an opportunity for Karle to mock later.

Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 04:55:31 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loeza5Pbwy1qchzcgo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 05:27:05 PM
Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:
Kaos, not as right:

I'm as pumped as anybody and I've always known we could recruit this way.  What the hell is not to like about AU, the facilities, traditions and people?  But damn it, Yeldon was just as big a catch and I firmly believe he was involved in not only big time illegal benefits, but played his role in  :haha: at AU. 

I need some names on the dotted line.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 05:27:59 PM
Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:
Kaos, not as right:
I don't hit them all, but when I do...I'm Mado Robin (google her name if you don't know).


(http://0.tqn.com/d/inventors/1/G/Z/9/nuke2.jpg)


*Reuben Foster (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Reuben-Foster-108287) LB 6'2” 245lbs. Auburn, Ala. (6 Grillz, a Pimp Cup and a Diamond Rope Chain w/ a Crown Pendant)*

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/excitement.gif)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 05:30:29 PM
Rueben Foster wears Carl Lawson Underoos
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 12, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
So I'm the only one who smells a trap? 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 12, 2012, 05:36:06 PM
So I'm the only one who smells a trap?

That's why I said what I did above. I don't trust those fuckers as far as I can throw em'.  Dotted line. I needs them
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 05:40:09 PM
(https://yfrog.com/oeyvoarj:iphone)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2012, 05:42:47 PM
So I'm the only one who smells a trap?

I would see how you could smell a slight hint of trap...if not for the way the whole thing went down. The word for word comparison to the Yeldon statement was a big ole "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa" if I have ever heard one...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 05:47:26 PM
I would see how you could smell a slight hint of trap...if not for the way the whole thing went down. The word for word comparison to the Yeldon statement was a big ole "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa" if I have ever heard one...
And the Auburn jersey for the daughter. And the fact that it would be next-level pettiness to flip from a team, to their rival, then back to the original team. All while attending high school in Auburn, befriending the coaches' sons and their families.

Oh, and the "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa"
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 05:50:33 PM
I don't smell a trap on this one. I smell sulfur from the bombs that Foster dropped on the inbred nation.
It smelleth mmm mmm good.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 06:09:54 PM
So I'm the only one who smells a trap?
Nope, but y'all are missing out on enjoying the moment (last year I didn't get to enjoy the moment with TJY's commitment, because I had a REC booster telling me from day one that he would switch). This year, I'm going to just enjoy the moment, I'm not going to worry about 7 months from now.

But, seeing the photos of his little sister or daughter wearing the Auburn outfit and hearing Trey Matthews talk about ”Reuben recruiting him to....recruiting him to where he's (Reuben) going.” This has been in motion for a month or more.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 12, 2012, 06:24:54 PM
I don't hit them all, but when I do...I'm Mado Robin (google her name if you don't know).

OK, I'm gonna give props for the French opera singer name drop.  (yeah , I googled her).
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 06:31:02 PM
One thing is for sure, there are a lot of door knobs and stairs getting a bad rap today, as the news continues to grow, via Facebook, Twitter,  message boards, radio etc.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 06:37:35 PM
Happy War Eagle Day!!!

Tray Matthews & Shaq Wiggins just announced they'll be in Auburn this weekend. And Bo Scarbrough just delayed his decision date.

This is the best off-the-field sports day of my life (in addition to the billion awesome Auburn things, Edwin Encarnacion's contract was exteneded and Anthony Davis was added to Team USA). Thank God Drew Brees didn't extend his contract today or I would never have gotten rid of this boner.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 06:41:38 PM
Add Demarre Kitt to this weekend's visitors list.

Fuck me this could be the best defensive class of all time....
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on July 12, 2012, 06:49:06 PM
I want badly to enjoy this, but I feel like I'm staring at Lucy teeing up the football one more time.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 06:50:08 PM
AND?!?! Evan Woodbammer moves to Tennessee to become their beat writer.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Add Demarre Kitt to this weekend's visitors list.

Fuck me this could be the best defensive class of all time....

Yes it very well could be. Not sure what the kids name is ( :))but he was Fosters team mate before he moved to Auburn; a 4 star Safety that is currently committed to the dawgs. Its said he and Foster want to play together in college. Rumor is the kid was going to decommit from Georgia. 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 08:16:35 PM
Add Demarre Kitt to this weekend's visitors list.

Fuck me this could be the best defensive class of all time....
Kitt is a 2014 prospect. But, yeah throw in Safety Trey Matthews.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 12, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
He has a half brother: Bo Scarbrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UjxYHBvzTA
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 08:26:05 PM
He has a half brother: Bo Scarbrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UjxYHBvzTA
Now that would be another big hit to the uat fanbase, if Bo Scarbrough commits to Auburn a year and a half in advance.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 12, 2012, 08:54:33 PM
I want badly to enjoy this, but I feel like I'm staring at Lucy teeing up the football one more time.

Until something changes my mind, this feels like a trap. 

The fact that his conference was word for word Yeldon's doesn't give me the warm feeling it does others apparently.  It is to me an even greater indication of a trap. 

Plus it's fucking JULY.  If our coaches were masterminding this as some claim then why not string this out until the last minute?  Why now?   The timing is highly strange.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 12, 2012, 09:00:18 PM
I have to go touch myself.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2012, 10:37:15 PM
Until something changes my mind, this feels like a trap. 

The fact that his conference was word for word Yeldon's doesn't give me the warm feeling it does others apparently.  It is to me an even greater indication of a trap. 

Plus it's fucking JULY.  If our coaches were masterminding this as some claim then why not string this out until the last minute?  Why now?   The timing is highly strange.
It was ”word for word”, because he read the statement from a sheet of paper (hint, someone wrote that for him).

Enjoy the fuckin moment....Auburn landed the #2, per Rivals, recruit in the Country (#1 per me), gave a big fuck you to the midget across the State, sent the bammers into somewhat of a panic mode (they know that OJ Howard is next), and landed a huge recruiter in Reuben Foster.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 12, 2012, 10:37:36 PM
Now that would be another big hit to the uat fanbase, if Bo Scarbrough commits to Auburn a year and a half in advance.

There's a pipeline to AU under construction. It conveniently bypasses west vance.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 12, 2012, 10:38:49 PM
It was ”word for word”, because he read the statement from a sheet of paper (hint, someone wrote that for him).

Enjoy the fuckin moment....Auburn landed the #2, per Rivals, recruit in the Country (#1 per me), gave a big fuck you to the midget across the State, sent the bammers into somewhat of a panic mode (they know that OJ Howard is next), and landed a huge recruiter in Reuben Foster.

This^^^

I'm sure coach troop enjoyed transcribing yeldons speech for foster to read today.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 12, 2012, 10:39:13 PM
It was ”word for word”, because he read the statement from a sheet of paper (hint, someone wrote that for him).

Enjoy the fuckin moment....Auburn landed the #2, per Rivals, recruit in the Country (#1 per me), gave a big fuck you to the midget across the State, sent the bammers into somewhat of a panic mode (they know that OJ Howard is next), and landed a huge recruiter in Reuben Foster.
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^

I say Reuben is in love with Auburn.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 12, 2012, 10:39:33 PM
This^^^

I'm sure coach troop enjoyed transcribing yeldons speech for foster to read today.

Thats the way I see it.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: DnATL on July 12, 2012, 10:44:21 PM
I say Reuben is in love with Auburn.
unless he's not
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1900000/Ruben-Studdard-american-idol-1992245-1024-768.jpg)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 12, 2012, 11:26:33 PM
Y'all some glass-half-empty motherfuckers, the lot a ya.

I'd be willing to wager that this one sticks.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: JR4AU on July 13, 2012, 12:07:33 AM
Y'all some glass-half-empty motherfuckers, the lot a ya.

I'd be willing to wager that this one sticks.
Remember, Auburn is accused of having a bag man.  Bammer actually has them in droves, and everybody looks the other way, while crying about any victory Auburn gets.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 13, 2012, 01:00:18 AM
I want badly to enjoy this, but I feel like I'm staring at Lucy teeing up the football one more time.

And we agree again...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2012, 08:25:05 AM
Snake bites are the hardest bites to get over.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 13, 2012, 09:39:25 AM
Snake bites are the hardest bites to get over.
I guess so.

I feel sorry for everyone here and their trust issues.

I'm not gonna go full-Prowler and 100% guarantee, but my instinct is rarely way-off, and right now they're telling me this is for real.

Pinch yourself.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 13, 2012, 09:41:27 AM
I guess so.

I feel sorry for everyone here and their trust issues.

I'm not gonna go full-Prowler and 100% guarantee, but my instinct is rarely way-off, and right now they're telling me this is for real.

Pinch yourself.
I will add the fact that he is at Auburn HS makes me feel more secure about this one.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 13, 2012, 09:43:58 AM
I will add the fact that he is at Auburn HS makes me feel more secure about this one.


Uncle Miltie ain't losing another one now that it has his full attention. 
That trial was distracting.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: ssgaufan on July 13, 2012, 09:50:14 AM
 :stache:
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2012, 09:51:49 AM
I guess so.

I feel sorry for everyone here and their trust issues.

I'm not gonna go full-Prowler and 100% guarantee, but my instinct is rarely way-off, and right now they're telling me this is for real.

Pinch yourself.

I am as excited as I have been about recruiting in a long, long time...but I do have a long memory.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 13, 2012, 09:52:40 AM

Uncle Miltie ain't losing another one now that it has his full attention. 
That trial was distracting.

That windshield is gonna bust any minute now.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: GH2001 on July 13, 2012, 11:28:59 AM
I guess so.

I feel sorry for everyone here and their trust issues.

I'm not gonna go full-Prowler and 100% guarantee, but my instinct is rarely way-off, and right now they're telling me this is for real.

Pinch yourself.

Gawwllldammnnit. We agree 100%. Prowler predicted he would flip and he did. Whether it sticks or not, he (and WE!! too) knew something we didn't on the flip. Others were wrong on this one. Personally, I'm with you, I think it sticks.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
I just pinched myself.  It hurt and left a mark.  I'm not taking your advice anymore. 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: chinook on July 13, 2012, 12:18:25 PM
I just pinched myself.  It hurt and left a mark.  I'm not taking your advice anymore.

whatever dude... @ :hop:  nipple clamps have been a favorite of yours for years.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2012, 12:33:32 PM
whatever dude... @ :hop:  nipple clamps have been a favorite of yours for years.

Damn you.  Didn't we talk about confidentiality?  It'll be a cold day in hell before I set foot in Nookie again.....wait....I mean....
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 13, 2012, 01:05:17 PM
Some confidence inspiring tweets.

https://twitter.com/reubenfoster_FG

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@reubenfoster_FG
My first tweet and my first twitter I'm new at this but I wanna say WDE!!!

Another "Fuck you" to Bama fans:
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@reubenfoster_FG
Y'all say you will win with or without me before all this you scream you need me ‪#I‬ know what's real

And...

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@Keke4JC
‪#honestyhour‬ I wish @reubenfoster_FG woulda stayed with bama

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@reubenfoster_FG
@Keke4JC y'all don't need me bro I'm just doing wats good for my fam
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2012, 01:19:21 PM
What a thug. He cussed in his very first twat
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2012, 01:38:38 PM
What a thug. He cussed in his very first twat

It's all Chizik's fault.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 13, 2012, 01:43:55 PM
What a thug. He cussed in his very first twat

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/backwards_hat.png)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 13, 2012, 08:55:48 PM
Still worried he's gonna flip again?

(https://twitpic.com/show/large/a79wvz)

https://twitter.com/JHokanson/status/223927844491890689

Taking "It's not official til' it's in ink" to the next level.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 13, 2012, 09:58:37 PM
Still worried he's gonna flip again?

(https://twitpic.com/show/large/a79wvz)

https://twitter.com/JHokanson/status/223927844491890689

Taking "It's not official til' it's in ink" to the next level.

You posted it before I could. That's a good as it gets for me. Now he's going to recruit for us. AUsome.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 14, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
OK, I know tats and this is not a new tat. Either he has had this for over a month or its not real. The way it looks, thats not tat ink.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 14, 2012, 12:26:48 AM
Looks like Roger Bedford's arm to me...
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 14, 2012, 03:23:01 AM
That's pre-tat ink (drawing the picture before you paint)...

Here's the tattoo now...

(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg877/scaled.php?tn=0&server=877&filename=xq5llh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

Still doubt?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 14, 2012, 09:48:34 AM
OK, I know tats and this is not a new tat. Either he has had this for over a month or its not real. The way it looks, thats not tat ink.

I have to agree with you.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 14, 2012, 10:31:36 AM
The butthurt is strong with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_U66v80Ns
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 14, 2012, 11:32:29 AM
The big guy is former Tide player John Copeland.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 14, 2012, 11:43:12 AM
https://twitter.com/TripleC_2/status/223871046892261376
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Reuben said "get in ink"! Designed by @Henkey. @ReubenFoster_FG http://instagr.am/p/NCKY2JjSuI/
(https://instagr.am/p/NCKY2JjSuI/media/?size=l)

That was from one of his teammates who also tweeted about spending the day with Foster, and it retweeted by Rueben himself.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Saniflush on July 14, 2012, 11:50:07 AM
The butthurt is strong with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_U66v80Ns

Uncle Miltie gives briefcases of money.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 14, 2012, 12:10:52 PM
That's pre-tat ink (drawing the picture before you paint)...

Here's the tattoo now...

(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg877/scaled.php?tn=0&server=877&filename=xq5llh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

Still doubt?

True dat. That looks more like it.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 14, 2012, 01:54:21 PM
"Rueben was paid more than Alabama was willing to pay him. We've got boosters out there, that wasn't willing to pay him, what they were willing to pay him at Auburn."

As WarBlogle points out, with one statement, Copeland both admitted supreme butthurt and that Alabama would have paid him.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 14, 2012, 02:42:24 PM
"Rueben was paid more than Alabama was willing to pay him. We've got boosters out there, that wasn't willing to pay him, what they were willing to pay him at Auburn."

As WarBlogle points out, with one statement, Copeland both admitted supreme butthurt and that Alabama would have paid him.

I wonder if Copeland has a problem with falling up stairs?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 14, 2012, 02:48:11 PM
Oh PFFFFTTTTTTTT.  Segrest sets us all straight. 

Bama didn't really need him anyway, they'll just go get another one just like him.  And besides, they're so stacked at linebacker he might never even play.  It's really not that big a loss.  All it does is give Auburn one in the flipping war that Bama was winning 14-0 since Saban! 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/07/putting_the_foster_flip_in_per.html#incart_more_sports

Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 14, 2012, 03:21:36 PM
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Jason Jacobs ‎Reuben's at today's camp and it's been confirmed that the tat picture is legit!

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Tab Blair OK Hok just confirmed it on Rivals. Hes all in

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2944017139765&set=o.221090254581988&type=1&theater

 :stache:

While eavesdropping on one of the shaggybammer sites, I found these jewels, LMFAO!

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http://woollyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=372482&sid=a5edfda752d0aba5efed372d5e2a2238#p372482
http://t.co/FjmmW7dI


he has already got a auburn tattoo,

lmao

i'm sure auburn paid for it

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http://woollyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=372450#p372450

Y'all need to quit worrying about Reuben Foster and start raising your own little b-----d children

 :rofl:

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/shaggypb_roxburycar.gif)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 14, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557191_10150947261791270_1651739154_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Kaos on July 14, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
Every time I read anything on Woogly Al, it reminds me just how happy I am to be an Auburn fan. 

If I had to be associated with that kind of ignorance, jealousy and pettiness I'd commit suicide.

Those guys are lame assholes.  And they're the gold standard for that turd-infested fanbase.

Insinuating AUBURN pays people after the shenanigans over the last few years?  The shit that the state media tries to bury? 

One day somebody from out of state will come along and pull the carpet back on those cockroaches and god help them all when that happens.  Will make USC look like a tea party. 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 15, 2012, 12:33:55 AM
Every time I read anything on Woogly Al, it reminds me just how happy I am to be an Auburn fan. 

If I had to be associated with that kind of ignorance, jealousy and pettiness I'd commit suicide.

Those guys are lame assholes.  And they're the gold standard for that turd-infested fanbase.

Insinuating AUBURN pays people after the shenanigans over the last few years?  The shit that the state media tries to bury? 

One day somebody from out of state will come along and pull the carpet back on those cockroaches and god help them all when that happens.  Will make USC look like a tea party.
Exactly my thoughts...it's like looking at a printed version of the finebaum show, minus the interviews.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 15, 2012, 12:47:40 AM
(typical bammer/red head):
”...There's my thoughts and there's what I can say...”
”...Farm Country...”
”...This was in the works for some time...”

(typical know nothing ex-bammer player):
”...four or five people running the Auburn program...”
”...nick sabbin has high character and is a person of integrity...”
”...Auburn paid Reuben Foster more than bama was willing to pay...”
”...Reuben committed to Auburn just like that (without notice)”

(typical bammer, made for radio, TV show host):
”...I think there's still a chance Foster will flip back...”




$5 says that finebaum has Copeland on his show this upcoming week.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on July 15, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557191_10150947261791270_1651739154_n.jpg)

Ok...hard not to get excited about that. If this is some REC, deep cover switcheroo, then Foster is playing it to the hilt.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 15, 2012, 04:59:57 AM
Ok...hard not to get excited about that. If this is some REC, deep cover switcheroo, then Foster is playing it to the hilt.
It ain't, Auburn paid more than what uat was willing to pay.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 15, 2012, 08:48:43 AM
It ain't, Auburn paid more than what uat was willing to pay.

I think this quote will have a long life here on the X.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 15, 2012, 10:17:35 AM
"Rueben, who are you wearing tonight?"

"This shirt was hand-designed by The Prowler."

Seriously, if you don't have that shirt, you should get it immediately.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on July 15, 2012, 01:14:27 PM
I want one of those shirts.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 15, 2012, 11:31:02 PM
Ok...hard not to get excited about that. If this is some REC, deep cover switcheroo, then Foster is playing it to the hilt.

Same here, I was thinking he might flip again, but with the ink, he would look stupid flipping to someone else now.  If he is "playing it to the hilt", it will be the greatest troll of all time.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Six on July 16, 2012, 09:08:35 AM
Who are the other two people in that video?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 16, 2012, 09:35:21 AM
Who are the other two people in that video?
Chase Goodbread & Mike Parker.

The show is called Crimson Cover. On WVUA.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 16, 2012, 09:41:55 AM
Copeland remaining tactful as ever.

The three stages of dumb bammer tweets.

Denial
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@Can_YouCope
The comments I made on our tv show about foster and auburn was just a joke . Auburn is our rival ( loosen up or get a life

Bargaining/Deceit
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@Can_YouCope
This is Johns Mother in law, an Auburn grad, and I think it is funny that he touched such a nerve!!!

Anger
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@Can_YouCope
A lot is being said aboutmy comment about foster even some bama fans are talking reckless Youwant the truth about how I feel F_ _ k Auburn
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 16, 2012, 09:53:52 AM
Chase Goodbread & Mike Parker.

The show is called Crimson Cover. On WVUA.

Really classy how they call us the barn on a televised show.  What am I thinking though Updyke was just a fringe fan.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 16, 2012, 09:56:21 AM
I tend to make exceptions on my embargo with JOX when good things happen to Auburn/bad things happen to Bama to hear the butthurt.

Wasn't disappointed in my 5 minutes of the OD.

"I ain't gonna flat-out say whether he wuz paid or not, but this was an obvious plot devised by these Aubrin coaches against the Tahd. They wuz plannin on not makin' the switch til signin' day so they could maximize the damage to the Tahd. Th' only reason they done it the way they did was cause the Red Elephant club saw raght through his lies an' called eem the night before an' said "Either 'you-know-what' or get off the pot." After that, he knew the jig was up an' he had to go ahead an' make the announcement."

1) I love how every toothless hick that calls these radio shows know the intricacies of the inner workings of both the Alabama and Auburn athletic programs.

2) Hey, dipshit. Your worst-case-scenario conspiracy theory you're drawing up of what would have happened if Auburn had been left to their evil devices? That's exactly what Bama did times three last year (Calloway, Yeldon, & Kuondjio).

3) I love the ironic general butthurt that virtually every Bama fan I've heard from believes that this is absolutely beyond reality for one guy to switch his commitment from Alabama to Auburn in July without some sort of payment involved, but was totally cool with it when three recruits did the exact same thing, from Auburn to Alabama, on or after signing day last year.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 16, 2012, 09:58:29 AM
What am I thinking though Updyke was just a fringe fan.
Thanks for reminding me. Almost left this out of the "Isolated Incidents" thread.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 16, 2012, 10:35:14 AM
damn...

http://youtu.be/hlaPMb7yclU
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: djsimp on July 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
damn...

http://youtu.be/hlaPMb7yclU

^This! Talk about a nose for the football.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: JR4AU on July 16, 2012, 11:19:31 AM
damn...

http://youtu.be/hlaPMb7yclU
I usually take these HS highlight vids with a grain of salt understanding that D1 prospects are naturally going to look like a man among boys, but DAMN!  He looks like a mutant monster among kids!  Fuck me running he's quick, and finds the ball in a hurry!  And when he finds it, you don't want to be the guy with it! 
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 16, 2012, 11:32:12 AM
I usually take these HS highlight vids with a grain of salt understanding that D1 prospects are naturally going to look like a man among boys, but DAMN!  He looks like a mutant monster among kids!  Fuck me running he's quick, and finds the ball in a hurry!  And when he finds it, you don't want to be the guy with it!
bama didn't want him anyways.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 16, 2012, 12:01:24 PM
The closing speed he shows is incredible.  It looks to me like he is moving faster on D than the first two plays where he was at RB.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AWK on July 16, 2012, 12:29:05 PM
damn...

http://youtu.be/hlaPMb7yclU
Jesus Christ... he is good.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Shug Dye on July 16, 2012, 02:40:56 PM


Let's rename this video, Foreplay.  Sweet Jesus.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on July 16, 2012, 02:55:32 PM
Bobby Boucher wears Reuben Foster underwear.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: CCTAU on July 16, 2012, 04:43:19 PM
And this was when he was a junior. Hmmm. I would love to see this develop into that MLB that we have been missing for some time now. It's like he has Bynes nose for the ball, except he is a LOT faster getting there.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 16, 2012, 04:51:58 PM

Let's rename this video, Foreplay.  Sweet Jesus.

I'm sorry, what did you say?  There was a soft buzzing noise in the background and I couldn't hear you.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 16, 2012, 08:41:17 PM
Remember when Bobby Reuben tackled the guy from Louisville Greyson High, and threw him into the stands...or that time he tackled the ref by mistake...or when he intercepted a pass and while he was returning it, his pants started falling down and he ran bare assed for a TD?
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Godfather on July 17, 2012, 03:50:41 PM
What-What happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first.                   

And-And-And the quarterback will say, "Hike."

That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback.

So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on July 17, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
What-What happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first.                   

And-And-And the quarterback will say, "Hike."

That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback.

So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.

On a few of the plays in that highlight reel, Foster looks like the fucking waterboy.  Through the OL before the QB has the damned ball in his hands.  Reuben: it's more than a sandwich.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 04:19:30 PM
On a few of the plays in that highlight reel, Foster looks like the fucking waterboy.  Through the OL before the QB has the damned ball in his hands.  Reuben: it's more than a sandwich.
Destined to be called dirty by whiny UGAys in the near future.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on July 17, 2012, 04:21:40 PM
Destined to be called dirty by whiny UGAys in the near future.

Book it.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 17, 2012, 04:23:51 PM
On a few of the plays in that highlight reel, Foster looks like the fucking waterboy.  Through the OL before the QB has the damned ball in his hands.  Reuben: it's more than a sandwich.
Lol yeah, like that play were he tackled everyone in the backfield...including the back judge.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: DnATL on July 17, 2012, 04:43:06 PM
Lol yeah, like that play were he tackled everyone in the backfield...including the back judge.
why was the back judge in the offensive back field?
(I'm curious, but not curious enough to watch the video again)
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 17, 2012, 08:08:36 PM
why was the back judge in the offensive back field?
(I'm curious, but not curious enough to watch the video again)
He liked the better view.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 17, 2012, 11:58:02 PM
why was the back judge in the offensive back field?
(I'm curious, but not curious enough to watch the video again)
Maybe he thought he'd be out of the way...and he could call offensive holding better. Either way, Reuben didn't like him back there.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2012, 12:00:23 AM
Maybe he thought he'd be out of the way...and he could call offensive holding better. Either way, Reuben didn't like him back there.

...and if Reuben doesn't like you back there, you won't be there for long.
Title: Re: Reuben Foster
Post by: The Prowler on July 18, 2012, 12:23:03 AM
...and if Reuben doesn't like you back there, you won't be there for long.
Zebras are on Tiger's menu.