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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2012, 11:10:38 AM
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I know it's only May, but it is never too early to start planning to shoot some golfs.
Just trying to get a feel for the month that would be better for the majority. Seems we always end up having it in August, but maybe June or July would work this year?
Thoughts?
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I know it's only May, but it is never too early to start planning to shoot some golfs.
Just trying to get a feel for the month that would be better for the majority. Seems we always end up having it in August, but maybe June or July would work this year?
Thoughts?
Yes
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Great. We have our volunteer to set things up now.
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Great. We have our volunteer to set things up now.
Sounded like he said yes. I think I heard him say yes. Did you see him say yes? I think he said yes.
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June or July sounds great, I should be back up to 320 pounds by then.
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I have no weekends open in June.
The only weekend I have free in July is the 21st.
I have all open in August.
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Where is this normally played? I would really to try and make at least one. August is my best month.
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Where is this normally played? I would really to try and make at least one. August is my best month.
Birmingham, usually. We've tossed around the idea of moving it, but Bham seems to be the most central for folks.
August, especially the first two weekends, is usually best for me as well.
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Where is this normally played? I would really to try and make at least one. August is my best month.
If you make it to one of them, that will make those of us that haven't look reeeeeally bad.
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If you make it to one of them, that will make those of us that haven't look reeeeeally bad.
Shit, it won't take many outings for dallas to outstrip AWK's attendance record.
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Shit, it won't take many outings for dallas to outstrip AWK's attendance record.
Nor mine. However, since I'll be frequenting Miss Lucille's the entire last week of June and then July 14-21....we should set up an outing. Word to the wise, stay well behind me when I swing a golf club...especially when I've been drinking and swinging a golf club.
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Nor mine. However, since I'll be frequenting Miss Lucille's the entire last week of June and then July 14-21....we should set up an outing. Word to the wise, stay well behind me when I swing a golf club...especially when I've been drinking and swinging a golf club.
Say when and where you want to play. I'll get it lined up. Might even be able to make it a work function with some proper planning.
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Say when and where you want to play. I'll get it lined up. Might even be able to make it a work function with some proper planning.
As long as we talk some lawyerin' shit before we start, I think we can write it off.
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Shit, it won't take many outings for dallas to outstrip AWK's attendance record.
Hey Pujols, I was there last year. We saw hobbits fall and everything. I thought it was a bonding moment.
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Hey Pujols, I was there last year. We saw hobbits fall and everything. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Yeah, I recall. I was just saying that you have a pretty spotty attendance record at best...and we do it in YOUR DAMN TOWN.
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Say when and where you want to play. I'll get it lined up. Might even be able to make it a work function with some proper planning.
Damn if Weskie picks up the tab we might get 8 to show up!
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Yeah, I recall. I was just saying that you have a pretty spotty attendance record at best...and we do it in YOUR DAMN TOWN.
And there better not be so cage match ghey Juno happening or you will not see him that evening.
Jumbo, I think you Weskie and I have an appointment on a patio there in five points.
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Jumbo, I think you Weskie and I have an appointment on a patio there in five points.
Just leave Yacob passed out somewhere and meet up with us. Hard charging.
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Sounds like August is the consensus yet again. Snaggs...go ahead and get it set up. #winning
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Just leave Yacob passed out somewhere and meet up with us. Hard charging.
I just hope Hogwally doesn't get mean with me again.
When we fight I think it's over.
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Oh...and before anyone asks...the dayglo and technicolor dream shorts have been retired.
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Oh...and before anyone asks...the dayglo and technicolor dream shorts have been retired.
Poppycock.
Balderdash, even.
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Poppycock.
Balderdash, even.
I fired my wardrobe consultant.
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I fired my wardrobe consultant.
The hell you did. It would cost you too much to do so.
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I fired my wardrobe consultant.
Did she get half, Eddie?
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The hell you did. It would cost you too much to do so.
Well...it was more of a demotion.
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Well...it was more of a demotion.
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
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I'll dress you, Buzzy. I know what girls like.
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Nor mine. However, since I'll be frequenting Miss Lucille's the entire last week of June and then July 14-21....we should set up an outing. Word to the wise, stay well behind me when I swing a golf club...especially when I've been drinking and swinging a golf club.
So we actually do play? Shit I thought all we did was drink-Now I gotta think about this.
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I'll dress you, Buzzy. I know what girls like.
Sweet! You're hired. Wait...what?
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June is a bad month. Two weddings and a corn hole tournament (insert gay joke about corn holes here).
July is open. August is open except for the first weekend (August 4).
Do with that information what you will; all I'm going to do is drink and fall over anyhow. But I do it for the team, and that's what is important.
Also, ignore the crazy rape eyes that I'll have at the end of the day. They just happen.
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And there better not be so cage match ghey Juno happening or you will not see him that evening.
Jumbo, I think you Weskie and I have an appointment on a patio there in five points.
Oh hell yes.
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Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf
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Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf
We got it all, baby!!!
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We got it all, baby!!!
It's rollin' baby.
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Hey Pujols, I was there last year. We saw hobbits fall and everything. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Hobbits have mad fucking skillz on the mic yo.
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Hobbits have mad fucking skillz on the mic yo.
He loves teh karaoke and the cock.
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Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf
Who was that other guy that was there with us. He was funny as fuck....Course that may have been mainly to his wife about to whip his ass.
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June is a bad month. Two weddings and a corn hole tournament (insert gay joke about corn holes here).
July is open. August is open except for the first weekend (August 4).
Do with that information what you will; all I'm going to do is drink and fall over anyhow. But I do it for the team, and that's what is important.
Also, ignore the crazy rape eyes that I'll have at the end of the day. They just happen.
Well, when your ranked number one in the nation.
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The thing that most people I see playing cornhole don't understand, is that it's mandatory to do your own cornhole dance after you get it in the hole. Points should be deducted for failure to perform a cornhole dance.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/Cornholio.jpg/150px-Cornholio.jpg)
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Seriously though, I am hearing that the second or third weekend in August may be better for most?
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The thing that most people I see playing cornhole don't understand, is that it's mandatory to do your own cornhole dance after you get it in the hole. Points should be deducted for failure to perform a cornhole dance.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/gif-cornhole1.gif)
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Sanggle has one hell of a backspring.
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Sanggle has one hell of a backspring.
I'm very limber
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I'm very limber
Guess that would be a brown hole in one?
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Okay...so the cornhole will be on Friday, and the golfs on Saturday?
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Okay...so the cornhole will be on Friday, and the golfs on Saturday?
When the weekend is set post it or PM me as flight plans-Rent-a-car and hotel have to be booked.
Staying in a hotel in B-ham does not make this trip seem worth while.
The only weekend in Aug I can't is the 25th-Wife got Journey-Lover boy-Pat benatar tickets-So I have to be gay that weekend.
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Staying in a hotel in B-ham does not make this trip seem worth while.
I heard there was plenty of bare ass last year.
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1. Wes misses me when I miss the golf event.
2. The only weekend not good for me is August 11.
3. Yacob likes to pass out at Bars.
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June, July and the first week of August are no go's for me. Not that it matters.
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1. Wes misses me when I miss the golf event.
2. The only weekend not good for me is August 11.
3. Yacob likes to pass out at Bars.
And I let the entire bar write on his face.....Sani the guys name is James aka husband of the year.
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So I am hearing the weekend of August the 18th or 25th.
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So I am hearing the weekend of August the 18th or 25th.
Sounds great.
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So I am hearing the weekend of August the 18th or 25th.
The 18th works much better for me.
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So I am hearing the weekend of August the 18th or 25th.
Both work for me. The weekend of the 18th sounds like the one that no one has a conflict with so far.
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Well, when your ranked number one in the nation.
And if you play your cards right, you could be taking numero uno as your date on your gay weekend.
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Sounds like we may have a new attendance record this year...unless we don't.
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Sounds like we may have a new attendance record this year...unless we don't.
I doubt it, people will drop Like Vandy's pants at the quest.
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I'm calling it. August 18th.
Make your plans accordingly.
Those of you that need to reserve a super keen car at the airport, do so.
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Is there going to be any karaoke? I need to start working on my song list early.
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Is there going to be any karaoke? I need to start working on my song list early.
Let me help you.
Summer of 69 - this one has more than one meaning, but anyway....
Mambo #5 - only do this drunk
Friends in Low Places - dedicate this one to all the bammers within earshot
Love Shack - do this one after youve started dancing on the bar or 1 hour after entering bar - same thing.
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Is there going to be any karaoke? I need to start working on my song list early.
Does jumbo enjoy fisting dogs?
Karaoke is the requisite Friday pre-golf outing activity after last year's extravaganza.
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There had better be karaoke. I mean, who else will let me sing anyway?
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Does jumbo enjoy fisting dogs?
Karaoke is the requisite Friday pre-golf outing activity after last year's extravaganza.
I will not be missing this. Had to last year do to prior engagement but it's on like donkey kong this year.
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I will not be missing this. Had to last year do to prior engagement but it's on like donkey kong this year.
And the congregation rejoiced.
The Derby didn't know what hit it.
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And the congregation rejoiced.
The Derby didn't know what hit it.
Troof
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And the congregation rejoiced.
The Derby didn't know what hit it.
The Derby will be rocking again we can finish the night dancing at the Rare Martini.
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Does jumbo enjoy fisting dogs?
Karaoke is the requisite Friday pre-golf outing activity after last year's extravaganza.
I love it....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQMr9DvXXF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHJ5nA4rFDA
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Sorry, been out of touch for a while, but I am all over this. Only thing that can keep me away is a possible move which may be happening if the wife gets a new job, but even that should be manageable with proper planning.
I will try (probably not very hard though) to stay a little more sober and agreeable this year.
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Sorry, been out of touch for a while, but I am all over this. Only thing that can keep me away is a possible move which may be happening if the wife gets a new job, but even that should be manageable with proper planning.
I will try (probably not very hard though) to stay a little more sober and agreeable this year.
I am not going to be worried about you this year if you disappear.
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I am not going to be worried about you this year if you disappear.
Don't think it was disappearing as much as getting lost. I will make sure to stay with the group in the future. Unless you meant when I had to leave the bar and go take a little nap in the truck. After seeing what happened to that other guy, I figured any naps should probably be kept private.
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Don't think it was disappearing as much as getting lost. I will make sure to stay with the group in the future. Unless you meant when I had to leave the bar and go take a little nap in the truck. After seeing what happened to that other guy, I figured any naps should probably be kept private.
Well see I'm not really sure which one I'm talking about either because as far as I knew you were lost in both instances. by the time I met up with you only the car was still lost.
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Well see I'm not really sure which one I'm talking about either because as far as I knew you were lost in both instances. by the time I met up with you only the car was still lost.
He's a pinball wizard that likes to go far.
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Can we get an early head count for teh golfs? I want to go ahead and try to get our tee times set up as soon as possible.
I'm assuming with my list below, please let me know if I missed anyone or if I included anyone that won't make it:
Buzz
Saniflush
Jumbo
AUTR
New Kid
Snaggs?
Hogwally
wesfau
Kaos?
Bueller?
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Snaggy is a no go.
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Snaggy is a no go. homo.
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Snaggy is a no go.
So, no karaoke duet? My dreams have been crushed.
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Snaggy is a no go.
Did that even need to be mentioned?
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Did that even need to be mentioned?
Hammer meet nail.
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Did that even need to be mentioned?
Nope.
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Let's see....
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Did that even need to be mentioned?
Fuck you
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Hammer meet nail.
Fuck you
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Nope.
and fuck you.
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Who's next?
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Who's next?
What is this, velvet?
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What's next...AWK not coming?
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What's next...AWK not coming?
I heard it from a little bird.
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Can we get an early head count for teh golfs? I want to go ahead and try to get our tee times set up as soon as possible.
I'm assuming with my list below, please let me know if I missed anyone or if I included anyone that won't make it:
Buzz
Saniflush
Jumbo
AUTR
New Kid
Snaggs?
Hogwally
wesfau
Kaos?
Bueller?
Dear Asshole,
I am going to be there and I am going to be playing golf. Thanks for leaving me off though. Vandy will also be there.
XOXO
- AWK
PS> Add my name to the list or deal with Snaggle.
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Dear Asshole,
I am going to be there and I am going to be playing golf. Thanks for leaving me off though. Vandy will also be there.
XOXO
- AWK
PS> Add my name to the list or deal with Snaggle.
You being left off was an accident. Vandy being left off was on purpose, shhhh he is trying to get people to come.
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You being left off was an accident. Vandy being left off was on purpose, shhhh he is trying to get people to come.
I'm so ronrey. I want to be part of the cool kids club.
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You being left off was an accident. Vandy being left off was on purpose, shhhh he is trying to get people to come.
Fuck you guys. I'll just stay at the karaoke bar all day. I'll be a rock legend by the time you fuckers get done, and I will not share any of my gay groupies with you.
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Dear Asshole,
I am going to be there and I am going to be playing golf. Thanks for leaving me off though. Vandy will also be there.
XOXO
- AWK
PS> Add my name to the list or deal with Snaggle.
I just decided to cut out the middleman by leaving you off rather than scratching you at the last minute.
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I just decided to cut out the middleman by leaving you off rather than scratching you at the last minute.
Please add me, <3?
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Vandy needs a helmet this year.
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Vandy needs a helmet this year.
(http://www.made2mentor.com/Images/special_ed.jpg)
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I just decided to cut out the middleman by leaving you off rather than scratching you at the last minute.
It's funny cuz it's true.
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Please add me, <3?
I got you penciled in, dog.
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Ugh, I may be out.
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Ugh, I may be out.
Homo
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Homo
I chortled
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without having to wade back through these pages of degenerate posts, what are the plans for drinking before/after? I might can make it to an after party.
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without having to wade back through these pages of degenerate posts, what are the plans for drinking before/after? I might can make it to an after party.
Karaoke bar on Friday night.
Don't think that there are any pre-golf drinking plans on Saturday, other than a few beers at lunch. Tee time will probably be around 1:00.
Then drinking afterward. Once again, destination unknown; we'll play it by ear. Unless one of these clowns has developed a drinking itinerary.
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Karaoke bar on Friday night.
Don't think that there are any pre-golf drinking plans on Saturday, other than a few beers at lunch. Tee time will probably be around 1:00.
Then drinking afterward. Once again, destination unknown; we'll play it by ear. Unless one of these clowns has developed a drinking itinerary.
Don't count on a unified place after the golfs...there will be those that want to go out immediately and those that want to get a shower and get fancified.
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Don't count on a unified place after the golfs...there will be those that want to go out immediately and those that want to get a shower and get fancified.
I bet I know which group Vandy is in.
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I bet I know which group Vandy is in.
Last year, I was in neither. I created my own group called, "Pass the fuck out, wake up at 8PM, and be hungover while not knowing where everyone is at."
But this year I will definitely be getting "fancified." AKA douching my asshole to go looking for some primo dick.
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Last year, I was in neither. I created my own group called, "Pass the fuck out, wake up at 8PM, and be hungover while not knowing where everyone is at."
But this year I will definitely be getting "fancified." AKA douching my asshole to go looking for some primo dick.
It was good game post golf for Vandy. It was fun.
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But this year I will definitely be getting "fancified." AKA douching my asshole to go looking for some primo dick.
That's the one I guessed. And for the very reason you mentioned.
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I will not be drinking this year.
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I will not be drinking this year.
So I'm going to have to get creative with my roofie techniques?
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I will not be drinking this year. am gay.
Fixt.
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I also lie from time to time.
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I also lie from time to time.
<3
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At this point I appear to be a scratch.
Have an possible trip to New England that fits directly in that timeframe although I am attempting to reroute it.
Also don't want to spend $400 again and just get a bl..... oh, nevermind.
Hope to be there. Chances are slim.
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At this point I appear to be a scratch.
Have an possible trip to New England that fits directly in that timeframe although I am attempting to reroute it.
Also don't want to spend $400 again and just get a bl..... oh, nevermind.
Hope to be there. Chances are slim.
VV is much cheaper than that...
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VV is much cheaper than that...
The negotiated rate was cheaper, but shit kept adding up. Drinks, duo fee, tips, yada...
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The negotiated rate was cheaper, but shit kept adding up. Drinks, duo fee, tips, yada...
Isn't that the way it always is with...wait, did you say duo fee?
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Isn't that the way it always is with...wait, did you say duo fee?
That upped the charge for sure.
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That upped the charge for sure.
You probably could have had some folks who would have thrown in on that......
just sayin'.
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You probably could have had some folks who would have thrown in on that......
just sayin'.
I don't know it was pretty dark in there, and Tarheel wasn't around.
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I don't know it was pretty dark in there, and Tarheel wasn't around.
What's a Nubian?
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What's a Nubian?
Vader's a spirtual kind of brother.
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Vader's a spirtual kind of brother.
Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.
Damn Uncle Sani, you pulled that one out yo ass.
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Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.
Damn Uncle Sani, you pulled that one out yo ass.
The this cracker-Skywalker-gets his hands on a lightsabre and the boy decides he's gonna run the motherfucking universe. Gets a WHOLE CLAN of whites together and they go and bust up Vader's hood -The Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!
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The this cracker-Skywalker-gets his hands on a lightsabre and the boy decides he's gonna run the motherfucking universe. Gets a WHOLE CLAN of whites together and they go and bust up Vader's hood -The Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!
Intergalactic civil war?
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Intergalactic civil war?
Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
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Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Well don't you?
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Well don't you?
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!
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Is anyone going to open the line for betting of who will go to jail first?
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Is anyone going to open the line for betting of who will go to jail first?
I actually have a new game to invoke.
Since the company (I) am the owner of a brand new breathalyzer we gonna see who can get the highest BAC. Somebody going to the UAB emergency room.
And I don't mean because they slipped in the shower and fell on a pickle jar.
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I actually have a new game to invoke.
Since the company (I) am the owner of a brand new breathalyzer we gonna see who can get the highest BAC. Somebody going to the UAB emergency room.
And I don't mean because they slipped in the shower and fell on a pickle jar.
Maybe check everyone at the first tee box, then at the end of the round...the largest spike wins.
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Trying this again, on a new page...
Confirmed so far:
Buzz Killington
Saniflush
Lurking Tiger
Hogwally?
AWK
wesf4au
Vandy Vol
Jumbo?
Patrick (not the starfish)?
Yacob?
Prowler?
AU Tailgating Rules
Shug Dye?
Did I miss any possibles this time through?
AUT1?
dj?
ssg?
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2 things...
1. Don't forget the card hole...whatever card you pick your entire team has to play with that club for the whole hole..... or not, I don't really care...actually I do and I am extremely jealous.
2. Whoever has the trophy (Jumbo i think) needs to bring it and pass it off to this years winner.
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So...are we doing shirts and skins this year?
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Trying this again, on a new page...
Confirmed so far:
Buzz Killington
Saniflush
Hogwally?
AWK
wesf4au
Vandy Vol
Jumbo?
Patrick (not the starfish)?
Yacob?
Prowler?
AU Tailgating Rules
Shug Dye?
Did I miss any possibles this time through?
AUT1?
dj?
ssg?
Uh just an FYI those confirmed shouldn't have an "?" unless I don't understand the meaning of confirmed.
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Whoever has the trophy (Jumbo i think) needs to bring it and pass it off to this years winner.
I am reiterating this since it was last on the last page!!!
:civic:
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Trying this again, on a new page...
Did I miss any possibles this time through?
AUT1?
dj?
ssg?
Lurking Tiger told me about a month ago that he was planning on coming.
I tried to talk Jarhead into coming but he has a big pulsating v-jay jay.
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I don't know it was pretty dark in there, and Tarheel wasn't around.
You bailed way too early. You left before the money hemmorhage started. Not that you could have prevented it, because I was determined and enjoy the negotiation process.
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Uh just an FYI those confirmed shouldn't have an "?" unless I don't understand the meaning of confirmed.
Look, I've been following college recruiting for years...you don't think I know a thing or three about confirming a commitment?
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I tried to talk Jarhead into coming but he has a big pulsating v-jay jay.
What are Tarheel and Garman's excuses then? Tarheel mentioned something about being a DD (designated drinker) when we were at his crib.
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I will ask Yacob and get a confirmation.
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So...are we doing shirts and skins this year?
We'll have more than two teams, so we need to break it down further according to what body parts are exposed.
Teams Nipple, Dick, Ass, Vagina, and Taint, please make your way to the first hole.
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So...are we doing shirts and skins this year?
I think you meant shorts and skins.
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We'll have more than two teams, so we need to break it down further according to what body parts are exposed.
Teams Nipple, Dick, Ass, Vagina, and Taint, please make your way to the first hole.
You and AWK aren't gonna be on the same team this year?
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I will ask Yacob and get a confirmation.
awww Yacob...:( kiss his taint for me.
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I will be at a school in Little Rock during the month of August. I will try to make it in 2014. :thumsup:
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I will be at a school in Little Rock during the month of August. I will try to make it in 2014. :thumsup:
Hopefully it's an elementary school and you are scoping out the chicks.
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Confirmed so far:
Buzz Killington
Saniflush
AWK
wesf4au
Vandy Vol
Still possibles:
Lurking Tiger?
Hogwally?
Jumbo?
Patrick (not the starfish)?
Yacob?
Prowler?
AU Tailgating Rules?
Shug Dye?
Did I miss any possibles this time through?
AUT1?
dj?
Tarheel?
GarMan?
ssg?
Bleeding vajajays:
Snaggs
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Hopefully it's an elementary school and you are scoping out the chicks.
It was dark there weren't any kids around...really who puts a park right by a bar.
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I am going to go ahead sometime this week and see if I can go ahead and get 3 tee times set up just to be safe.
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Confirmed so far:
Buzz Killington
Saniflush
AWK
wesf4au
Vandy Vol
Still possibles:
Lurking Tiger?
Hogwally?
Jumbo?
Patrick (not the starfish)?
Yacob?
Prowler?
AU Tailgating Rules?
Shug Dye?
Did I miss any possibles this time through?
AUT1?
dj?
Tarheel?
GarMan?
ssg?
Bleeding vajajays:
Snaggs
Pay that Loxley, for you'll.
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I am going to go ahead sometime this week and see if I can go ahead and get 3 tee times set up just to be safe.
you should go ahead and do that
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Pay that Loxley, for you'll.
What are you gonna do bleed on him?
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What are you gonna do bleed on him?
I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script
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I'm all in and I'm bringing the trophy.
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Not gonna make it.
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Not gonna make it.
Due Date?
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Due Date?
Oh God.....another one? :facepalm:
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Throw me down in the bleeding pulsating vajajays. I have way too much shit going down at work and travel season is coming up. I figured I should spend a free weekend at home with the kid and pregnant lady. I was telling someone yesterday she is mean as hell this go around, which probably means I will be having a girl this time. :suicide:
If I do show up it would be the day of and only to drink and drive a cart.
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Due Date?
No, got a date with my virtual online whore.
Actually, August will be busy ass month for me. If any one of the bids come in like I expect them to, I will be asshole and elbow all month to complete the project. Come football season, I'm not gonna be getting nearly as much accomplish except for beer and football.
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Oh God.....another one? :facepalm:
:rimshot:
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What are you gonna do bleed on him?
I'm invincible!
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I'm invincible!
You're a looney.
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I forget...did we invoke the gulligan rule last year? I know we used it the year before, but I don't remember using one last year.
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I don't think we ever needed it.
I know hogwally and I both tried it the year before and speaking for myself I pretty well had to choke back the power puke.
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Yeah, in that 99 degree heat it's not the best move in golf.
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Yeah, in that 99 degree heat it's not the best move in golf.
Not to mention yengling (however they spell it) was a bit heavier than some others that could have been utilized.
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Not to mention yengling (however they spell it) was a bit heavier than some others that could have been utilized.
At what point did you realize that you were wearing a dress?
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I forget...did we invoke the gulligan rule last year? I know we used it the year before, but I don't remember using one last year.
Wes and I both used the gulligan last year.
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At what point did you realize that you were wearing a dress?
Scottie bought the shit and we really needed a shot.
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Oh yeah, remember the Jager shots Sani? That was terrible.
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Scottie bought the shit and we really needed a shot.
in da mouf!!!
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in da mouf!!!
You ghey bitch.
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Buzz, there is someone you havent counted for
Will the Bird be making an appearance this year?
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Buzz, there is someone you havent counted for
Will the Bird be making an appearance this year?
No...he had his swan song last year.
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No...he had his swan song last year.
:( not.worth.the.flight.then
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Can I play?
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Can I play?
Where the fuck you been? Wiping asses?
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Where the fuck you been? Wiping asses?
They have me actually working a lot lately???? And to be honest, i just noticed this thread pinned at the top. Chasing 2 young-uns has done irreparable damage to my brain.
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They have me actually working a lot lately???? And to be honest, i just noticed this thread pinned at the top. Chasing 2 young-uns has done irreparable damage to my brain.
When I chase the young-uns, it typically results in irreparable damage to their ass sphincters.
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Can I play?
I had your name written in permanent ink...unlike AWK.
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I had your name written in permanent ink...unlike AWK.
Why must you make me sad on a Thursday? :(
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Why must you make me sad on a Thursday? :(
He's trying to break you down before building you up.
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He's trying to break you down before building you up.
Buttercup?
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Can I play?
I'm on your team again......I play ready golf will drink 18 beers and make at least 1 putt during the round. #winning
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Why must you make me sad on a Thursday? :(
You know I still <3 you.
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Why must you make me sad on a Thursday? :(
If you ply him with drinks he may let the bird out of its cage.
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Scottie bought the shit and we really needed a shot.
I was not responsible for bringing the Yuengling 2 years ago, I think that was Wes's brilliant move. And it wouldn't have been that bad anyway if we would have paced ourselves a little bit on Friday night.
I used at least 2 Gulligans last year, and possibly 3. (my memory of the last few holes is a little fuzzy).
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Yacob said he is in.
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I was not responsible for bringing the Yuengling 2 years ago, I think that was Wes's brilliant move. And it wouldn't have been that bad anyway if we would have paced ourselves a little bit on Friday night.
I used at least 2 Gulligans last year, and possibly 3. (my memory of the last few holes is a little fuzzy).
Not me, boss hog. As a veteran of hard drinking in the direct summer sun, I know that you go cheap, light and domestic. Yuengling only hits one of those.
Yacob said he is in.
Get your Sharpies ready!
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Not me, boss hog. As a veteran of hard drinking in the direct summer sun, I know that you go cheap, light and domestic. Yuengling only hits one of those.
Get your Sharpies ready!
Memories.
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Alright...one more try.
Confirmed:
Buzz Killington
Saniflush
AWK
Yacob
wesf4au
Vandy Vol
AU Tailgating Rules
Jumbo
Patrick
Possibles:
Shug Dye
Lurking Tiger
Hogwally
Prowler
Others not yet categorized:
GarMan
Tarheel
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Bad News
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Bad News
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bad News
You better be messing with us... spill the beans!
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Bad News
:ruhroh:
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Don't make me cancel this bitch!
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Don't make me cancel this bitch!
you only got 1 whore...?
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you only got 1 whore...?
HEY!!! NO ONE!!!... calls AWK an whore....cept me.
GOT IT?!?
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you only got 1 whore...?
I don't have Kaos' skills.
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HEY!!! NO ONE!!!... calls AWK an whore....cept me.
GOT IT?!?
<3
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The bad new's....I'm still playing.
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The bad new's....I'm still playing.
That's it...I'm cancelling.
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That's it...I'm cancelling.
:thumsup:
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OK, made flight reservations. Are we playing the same course? Everybody staying in the same hotel?
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Are we playing the same course? Everybody staying in the same hotel?
Course: I don't know if the decision is final, but I certainly prefer playing there.
Same hotel: This is always the clusterfuck portion of the trip.
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OK, made flight reservations. Are we playing the same course? Everybody staying in the same hotel?
I haven't called for tee times yet, but the plan is to play the same course.
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I haven't called for tee times yet, but the plan is to play the same course.
Yesirrrr I love Highland.
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We are confirmed for teh golfs at Highland.
Three groups (hopefully) with tee times at 2:24, 2:33 and 2:42
#winning
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As the golf outing draws closer, I notice I haven't seen anything from the Mexican chick. Did she get deported?
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As the golf outing draws closer, I notice I haven't seen anything from the Mexican chick. Did she get deported?
There's not much work here now for a 42 year old drywall princess.
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Well that's a damn shame. Give us your poor, your tired, you huddled masses.... until the economy turns and then by god deport their asses and we'll hang our own drywall. If only there were a lawyer around to take up fo the plight of these poor souls.......
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Well that's a damn shame. Give us your poor, your tired, you huddled masses.... until the economy turns and then by god deport their asses and we'll hang our own drywall. If only there were a lawyer around to take up fo the plight of these poor souls.......
She ate the worm
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We are confirmed for teh golfs at Highland.
Three groups (hopefully) with tee times at 2:24, 2:33 and 2:42
#winning
Know I was never actually in, but I'm officially out.
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Know I was never actually in, but I'm officially out.
Do your parents know?
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Do your parents know?
No, but I called Johnny Depp.
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Well that's a damn shame. Give us your poor, your tired, you huddled masses.... until the economy turns and then by god deport their asses and we'll hang our own drywall. If only there were a lawyer around to take up fo the plight of these poor souls.......
I think she's got an ICE hold.
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With the 42 birthday happening she is probably to old to go.
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With the 42 birthday happening she is probably to old to go.
Yeah, that is fucking old. Wait, what?
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We are confirmed for teh golfs at Highland.
Three groups (hopefully) with tee times at 2:24, 2:33 and 2:42
#winning
You wouldn't happen to still have my shoes would you?
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You wouldn't happen to still have my shoes would you?
As a matter of fact, I do. I will make sure to bring them with me.
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As a matter of fact, I do. I will make sure to bring them with me.
Cool, Thanks!!
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With the 42 birthday happening she is probably to old to go.
Fuck you, man. Just... Just... Well, fuck you!
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So what is the deal for a hotel?
Last year we were spread out all over hell and half of Birmingham.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be staying in the Casa del Buzz.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be staying in the Casa del Buzz.
That place is dump, filled with whores and cocaine....y'all would love it.
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That place is dump, filled with whores and cocaine....y'all would love it.
We call them companions.
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We call them companions.
I always forget the difference.
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So what is the deal for a hotel?
Last year we were spread out all over hell and half of Birmingham.
OK. Well fuck yall. I guess I will find my own place where hogwally and I will go.
Jumbo, where is this joint you spin discs at?
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OK. Well fuck yall. I guess I will find my own place where hogwally and I will go.
Jumbo, where is this joint you spin discs at?
Karaoke starts at 8 at The Brown Derby
Dancing at The Rare Martini or Vodoo Jones at the Upper Deck $7 COVER.
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Karaoke starts at 8 at The Brown Derby
Dancing at The Rare Martini or Vodoo Jones at the Upper Deck $7 COVER.
I'm gonna miss the wobble? :(
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Karaoke starts at 8 at The Brown Derby
Dancing at The Rare Martini or Vodoo Jones at the Upper Deck $7 COVER.
Sweet! The Brown Derby was where we started last year, right?
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So, anyone want to go to BWW's before the Brown derby again? Like last year? (Friday night)
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So, anyone want to go to BWW's before the Brown derby again? Like last year? (Friday night)
We could do ontap or Moe's in Lakeview.
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We could do ontap or Moe's in Lakeview.
Mmmm...a turkey sammich would be good to start the night.
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I regret not attending this golf outing, but maybe next year. In the meantime, I'll brush up on my swing.
(http://p1.la-img.com/171/24367/8794488_2_l.jpg)
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We could do ontap or Moe's in Lakeview.
I vote On Tap.
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I vote On Tap.
Is two a consensus? Because if it is, then let's call it now. On Tap on Lakeview.
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Is two a consensus? Because if it is, then let's call it now. On Tap on Lakeview.
We can do Moe's for lunch Saturday. My buddy and his band are playing the Rare Saturday night so its on like neckbone.
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I thought we were doing Karaoke?
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I thought we were doing Karaoke?
Are we not meeting up on Friday?
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Tentative Schedule:
Friday night at ??:?? meet at On Tap on Lakeview
Brown Derby for karaoke after 8
followed by either dancing the wobble at The Rare Martini -OR-
Voodoo Jones at the Upper Deck
Who is the social chair anyway?
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Tentative Schedule:
Friday night at ??:?? meet at On Tap on Lakeview
Brown Derby for karaoke after 8
followed by either dancing the wobble That's next week I'm stupid
Who is the social chair anyway?
Saturday lunch at Moe's in Lakeview followed by beer and golf? We need some rsvps for Friday.
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Are we not meeting up on Friday?
I'm dumb and thought you were talking about Friday night, mea culpa.
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Saturday lunch at Moe's in Lakeview followed by beer and golf? We need some rsvps for Friday.
I'll RSVP for Friday.
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Is two a consensus? Because if it is, then let's call it now. On Tap on Lakeview.
Randall will meet you there.
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Tentative Schedule:
Friday night at ??:?? meet at On Tap on Lakeview
Brown Derby for karaoke after 8
followed by either dancing the wobble at The Rare Martini -OR-
Voodoo Jones at the Upper Deck
Who is the social chair anyway?
What no Furnace? What the fuck?
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/frown_shen.jpg)
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What no Furnace? What the fuck?
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/frown_shen.jpg)
I have money for the fireplace.
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Randall will meet you there.
I'll be waiting...
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Saturday lunch at Moe's in Lakeview followed by beer and golf? We need some rsvps for Friday.
Consider this my répondez, s'il vous plaît
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I'll be waiting...
I think I last left it at 17 voice messages left. I lost count.
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In. Will cruise into town with hogwally sometime late afternoon/early evening.
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In. Will cruise into town with hogwally sometime late afternoon/early evening.
I'm probably going to just go straight from my office, so if yall get in early holla atcha boi.
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I'm going to get really drunk both days. And I already have a DD. Be jealous.
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So...do we have at least 9 playing teh golfs?
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I'm going to get really drunk both days. And I already have a DD. Be jealous.
Double Douche?
Is your girlfriend pregnant? Congratulations dippy...hes gonna be a soccer player...he is...he is.
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So...do we have at least 9 playing teh golfs?
I can always get Yacob, Jeremiah, or Jason to play if we need them?
And no, she is not preggers. Thank God.
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So...do we have at least 9 playing teh golfs?
We at least need an even number or the team against mark can have an extra drinker.
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We at least need an even number or the team against mark can have an extra drinker.
Yacob is playing.
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Okay...making sure I don't miss anyone for golf.
Buzz
Jumbo
wes
Sani
Hogwally
AUTR
AWK
Vandy
Yacob
I know I am missing someone...
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Okay...making sure I don't miss anyone for golf.
Buzz
Jumbo
wes
Sani
Hogwally
AUTR
AWK
Yacob
I know I am missing someone...
Chopper 4.735
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Chopper 4.735
This bunch doesn't play ready golf.
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Wow we are going to fuck up Highland only 1 golfer in the bunch.
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Wow we are going to fuck up Highland only 1 golfer in the bunch.
how is different than any other year?
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how is different than any other year?
Good Point.
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Wow we are going to fuck up Highland only 1 golfer in the bunch.
Stop bragging about me.
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A bit of bad news I have to work sound at the rare Friday night.
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A bit of bad news I have to work sound at the rare Friday night.
I don't know what that means? Is the rare a new titty bar in the magic city?
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A bit of bad news I have to work sound at the rare Friday night.
Booooo
I'm out!
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Booooo
I'm out!
I think everyone already assumed that.
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Wobble Master, don't forget the Trophy!
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So...what's the new plan for Friday?
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So...what's the new plan for Friday?
www.Lemonparty.org
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So...what's the new plan for Friday?
If you want to stick with the karaoke tradition, then here are our options:
Brown Derby
Starz (Homewood)
Starz (280)
Barrister's Tavern
Or we could harass Jumbo at the Rare Martini while he's trying to do sound.
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If you want to stick with the karaoke tradition, then here are our options:
Brown Derby
Starz (Homewood)
Starz (280)
Barrister's Tavern
Or we could harass Jumbo at the Rare Martini while he's trying to do sound.
Karaoke without Jumbo isn't really karaoke.
Pre-Martini matinee showing at the Furnace, perhaps.
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Pre-Martini matinee showing at the Furnace, perhaps.
Unless they have re-stocked their talent I would advise against the Furnace.
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Unless they have re-stocked their talent I would advise against the Furnace.
Just brain-storming there, my chirping friend.
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Just brain-storming there, my chirping friend.
tweet tweet
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Unless they have re-stocked their talent I would advise against the Furnace.
You know the bird gave it two beaks up
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You know the bird gave it two beaks up
That bird was dead. D-E-D, dead.
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That bird was dead. D-E-D, dead.
You just shut up.
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Unless they have re-stocked their talent I would advise against the Furnace.
We can always go to Sammy's and watch Hogwally piss off the cops outside. It could be like a reverse Bull Conner situation.
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Brown Derby
I bet you like that name don't you?
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I bet you like that name don't you?
I'd like it better if it were Black Horse Cock.
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Okay...the only thing we can definitely chisel in concrete at this point is On Tap on Lakeview at 6.
Come early to see Jumbo doing the Wobble. It's going to be BANANAS!
#winning
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Okay...the only thing we can definitely chisel in concrete at this point is On Tap on Lakeview at 6.
Come early to see Jumbo doing the Wobble. It's going to be BANANAS!
#winning
EPIC post of the century.
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Okay...the only thing we can definitely chisel in concrete at this point is On Tap on Lakeview at 6.
Come early to see Jumbo doing the Wobble. It's going to be BANANAS!
#winning
What time are we meeting up on Saturday?
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What time are we meeting up on Saturday?
The first tee time is 2:24, so maybe around noon or 12:30?
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Okay...the only thing we can definitely chisel in concrete at this point is On Tap on Lakeview at 6.
Come early to see Jumbo doing the Wobble. It's going to be BANANAS!
#winning
Got something to do at 5 pm. However, I will be down there no later than 8 pm.
I say we meet at On Tap Saturday for lunch?
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Got something to do at 5 pm. However, I will be down there no later than 8 pm.
I say we meet at On Tap Saturday for lunch?
Whatever. I bet Chizad is flying into town so ya'll can watch a cage match together.
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Whatever. I bet Chizad is flying into town so ya'll can watch a cage match together.
With Vilma Saints jersey on and everything?
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Whatever. I bet Chizad is flying into town so ya'll can watch a cage match together.
They can sip Chardonnay and giggle.
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Whatever. I bet Chizad is flying into town so ya'll can watch a cage match together.
Only the finest champagne will be had.
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Got something to do at 5 pm. However, I will be down there no later than 8 pm.
I say we meet at On Tap Saturday for lunch?
So, it's just going to be Jumbo and I at On Tap? This sounds eerily familiar...amirite GF?
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So, it's just going to be Jumbo and I at On Tap? This sounds eerily familiar...amirite GF?
I'll be at On Tap at 6 on Friday as well. It'll be a threesome.
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I'll be at On Tap at 6 on Friday as well. It'll be a threesome.
Ooh...I'm all tingly.
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I'll be at On Tapthe Quest at 6 on Friday as well. It'll be a threesome.
Sounds intriguing.
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Sounds intriguing.
Suddenly your 5 o'clock was bumped?
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Suddenly your 5 o'clock was bumped?
he prefers his 6 to be bumped
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Have any of the newbies got the guts to show up?
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Anyone? Anyone?
We must be lame. :facepalm:
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We must be lame. :facepalm:
Screw you. I know Weskie, Wally, and I will be on the prowl this evening and tomorrow with or without any of the rest of you limp dick motherfuckers.
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Screw you. I know Weskie, Wally, and I will be on the prowl this evening and tomorrow with or without any of the rest of you limp dick motherfuckers.
Will yall be at On Tap?
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Screw you. I know Weskie, Wally, and I will be on the prowl this evening and tomorrow with or without any of the rest of you limp dick motherfuckers.
Testify!
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Screw you. I know Weskie, Wally, and I will be on the prowl this evening and tomorrow with or without any of the rest of you limp dick motherfuckers.
I'm sad
I miss the baby bird
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I'm sad
I miss the baby bird
I'll send you a private pic later.
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I'll send you a private pic later.
I vote you keep the bird and the word to yourself this year.
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I vote you keep the bird and the word to yourself this year.
I can assure you he's going to be locked up.
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Screw you. I know Weskie, Wally, and I will be on the prowl this evening and tomorrow with or without any of the rest of you limp dick motherfuckers.
I'll be at the Rare tonight until 1:30 its about 250 yards from On Tap in Lakeview. I also vote after golf lets take a break all take a shower(together) then decide the night moves.
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I'll be at the Rare tonight until 1:30 its about 250 yards from On Tap in Lakeview. I also vote after golf lets take a break all take a shower(together) then decide the night moves.
I can't quit thinking about your scrotum looking head.
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I can't quit thinking about your scrotum looking head.
I've been working out everyday thinking bout you!
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New Guy - JwgreDeux you live in Birmingham, you should come to the golf outing. Good times will be had.
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New Guy - JwgreDeux you live in Birmingham, you should come to the golf outing. Good times will be had.
Scarrrry.
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Hitting the road. See you bitches tonight.
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Hitting the road. See you bitches tonight.
Return of the Mack.
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I'm starting without you fuckers...getting out of here at 5:00. If anyone can make it earlier, I'll be there around 5:30.
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I'm starting without you fuckers...getting out of here at 5:00. If anyone can make it earlier, I'll be there around 5:30.
Damn you'll be passed out by 6.
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Damn you'll be passed out by 6 5:45.
Fixt
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A big thanks to the Godfather for the X trophy
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Change in teh plans. Moe's at 5:30 instead...it's just next door to On Tap.
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A big thanks to the Godfather for the X trophy
Shouldn't RWS be behind the goat?
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Change in teh plans. Moe's at 5:30 instead...it's just next door to On Tap.
You're making me change my calendar again?!
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You're making me change my calendar again?!
No...you just go on to On Tap at 6.
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Change in teh plans. Moe's at 5:30 instead...it's just next door to On Tap.
1. My other plans are scrapped, I will be there.
2. I like On Tap, why are we changing now?
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1. My other plans are scrapped, I will be there.
2. I like On Tap, why are we changing now?
Because Buzz just loves the Joey Bag of Donuts
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WELCOME TO MOE'S
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Welcome to Grammarer 101
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Answer me CLOWN!
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Moe's has a better happy hour, and a sweet ass patio.
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Moe's has a better happy hour, and a sweet ass patio.
I'm out. Don't wanna' sound like your mama's but you guys play it at least somewhat safe and hit em' somewhat straight tomorrow...or not.
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I'm out. Don't wanna' sound like your mama's but you guys play it at least somewhat safe and hit em' somewhat straight tomorrow...or not.
Don't forget the waterproof lens.
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Picture updates to my cell please. From both.
Bird is the word.
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Picture updates to my cell please. From both.
Bird is the word.
I'm sending you a pic from my private stash later, big boy!
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Picture updates to my cell please. From both.
Bird is the word.
Yes sirrrr.
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I'm here all by myself, on Truck Stop Ale #2...won't somebody come drink with me?
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No casualties...
so far.
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No casualties...
so far.
I'm never drinking again. Why do the women love the bald guy?
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I'm never drinking again. Why do the women love the bald guy?
Because he's so sexy!!!
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Had a blast with the rest of you degenerates this weekend, but I hate I couldn't finish the weekend with yall tonight.
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I'm never drinking again. Why do the women love the bald guy?
I don't know, but you've made me think about shaving my head. The only interest I got was from Sani.
And I loved it.
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I don't know, but you've made me think about shaving my head. The only interest I got was from Sani.
And I loved it.
At least YOU made it out.....
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At least YOU made it out.....
If I'm not screaming "pussy juice" at a Roly Poly employee, then I'm partying like a gay rock star.
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At least YOU made it out.....
What are you trying to say?
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Who got the trophy?
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Who got the trophy?
Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year!
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Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year!
So Tailgate was on his team again?
Has he been checked for horse tranquilizers?
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So Tailgate was on his team again?
Has he been checked for horse tranquilizers?
Yes. We used at least two each of my and Jumbo's shots.
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Yes. We used at least two each of my and Jumbo's shots.
The 3 wood shot on the par 5 was the best shot I hit all day.
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Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year cause he didn't bring it like he was supposed to!
fixt.
We shot even and had 30 empty beers.
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fixt.
We shot even and had 30 empty beers.
It was in the car the entire time. 11 under with 28 beers.
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It was in the car the entire time. 11 under with 28 beers.
STEROIDS!
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STEROIDS!
Didn't we have more beers than that?
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Didn't we have more beers than that?
If I remember correctly we had 30.
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If I remember correctly we had 30.
ONLY? 30?
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Had a blast with the rest of you degenerates this weekend, but I hate I couldn't finish the weekend with yall tonight.
Same here Buzz.
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ONLY? 30?
A piece...
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A piece...
They must have replayed the 4th hole.
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They must have replayed the 4th hole.
10 times.
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10 times.
Busy Man.
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So Tailgate was on his team again?
Has he been checked for horse tranquilizers?
One of these years, maybe the'll let me take the trophy home.
Once again I enjoyed the hell out of the day!! BTW, that 3 wood on #2 was the best shot of the day!!
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One of these years, maybe the'll let me take the trophy home.
Once again I enjoyed the hell out of the day!! BTW, that 3 wood on #2 was the best shot of the day!!
You three guys got wood on #2?
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You three guys got wood on #2?
yeah, but they couldn't get it in the hole.