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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: JR4AU on November 14, 2011, 12:01:46 PM
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No, not politics...people. Fucking asswipes rule the world because it's illegal to hurt or kill them. Everything anybody does is ok, but commit violence, and YOU are the one that has the problem.
These words are so fucking true:
"The society of late twentieth century America is perhaps the first in human history where most grown men do not routinely bear arms on their persons and boys are not regularly raised from childhood to learn skill in the use of some kind of weapon, either for community or personal defense - club or spear, broadsword or long bow, rifle or Bowie knife. It also happens to be one of the rudest and crudest societies in history, having jubilantly swept most of the etiquette of speech, table, dress, hospitality, fairness, deference to authority and the relations of male and female and child and elder under the fraying and filthy carpet of politically convenient illusions. With little fear of physical reprisal Americans can be as loud, gross, disrespectful, pushy, and negligent as they please. If more people carried rapiers at their belts, or revolvers on their hips, It is a fair bet you would be able to go to a movie and enjoy he dialogue from the screen without having to endure the small talk, family gossip and assorted bodily noises that many theater audiences these days regularly emit. Today, discourtesy is commonplace precisely because there is no price to pay for it."
Samuel Francis
What triggers this rant? Driving yesterday, on a 4 lane road, business/fast food area. Traffic not heavy at all, yet some fucking moron thinks he needs to hold up about 4 other drivers to "be courteous" and let someone out of the gas station. Only problem is, this douche can only hold up one lane of traffic, the outside lane he's in. I, on the other hand, am in the inside lane doing about 35mph, and due to the douche and a couple of others behind him being in large vehicles, can't see the fucking mexican bitch he's trying to let in to traffic, who would have had NO TROUBLE getting out in short order without this douchebag's help. Used to work wrecks like this all the time. Called them "Courtesy wrecks". See, the wetback bitch, and all others in this situation, suddenly feel entitled to have EVERYONE honor the douchebag's courtesy and stop too. So, as she's darting from in front of douchebag's vehicle, I'm having to slam on the breaks, swerve, and lay on the horn, and for my trouble due to her and douchebag's idiocy, she flips me the bird while her 2 little fat, greasy, mexican kids look on.
Few weeks back, some dyke bitch that lives in my apartment complex, comes darting from between cars in front of me, causing me to swerve and narrowly avoid hitting a parked car. to avoid her...she gives me a sneer. I stop, and ask her what the fuck her problem is when she's darting out from between parked cars like a fucking idiot? She informs me "you were going way to fast." I said, so you saw me coming, and decided to pull out in front of me on purpose? She stammered. I said "you fucking dyke, you never saw me until the instant I almost hit you, of course I looked like I was flying TO YOUR DUMB ASS, I surprised the hell out of you with your head up your fat ass." She replies "you were probably going over 20 mph". I said, "fuck you you bull dyke mommy part, you don't have a clue how fast I was going, you just refuse to acknowledge your fuck up, and are trying to lay blame elsewhere, eat shit" and I drove off.
Another fucker is sitting at a light in front of me. The turn arrow turns green. I wait. His break lights are still on. He's talking to his fat ugly girlfriend. I wait a generous amount of time, then tap...only tap my horn to get him to pull his head out of his ass. And yes, it was a short tap. He proceeds to look in the rear view, and drive as slow as he can through the intersection. He does a u turn down the road, and leers at me as he makes it, laying on his horn. I pull in to the place I'm going, he makes another swing though the lot by me, laying on his horn. I bet a bullet between the eyes would have surprised the fuck out of him.
Where do these fucks come from? What makes them like they are? Hell if I make a driving error, and someone blows there horn, I acknowledge my fuck up with a wave and a "sorry" if I can make eye contact. Some people act like you've just shit on their kitchen table if you blow the horn at THEIR FUCK UPS. I guarantee you if it was legal to hurt these people, this shit wouldn't happen nearly as often.
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No, not politics...people. Fucking asswipes rule the world because it's illegal to hurt or kill them. Everything anybody does is ok, but commit violence, and YOU are the one that has the problem.
These words are so fucking true:
"The society of late twentieth century America is perhaps the first in human history where most grown men do not routinely bear arms on their persons and boys are not regularly raised from childhood to learn skill in the use of some kind of weapon, either for community or personal defense - club or spear, broadsword or long bow, rifle or Bowie knife. It also happens to be one of the rudest and crudest societies in history, having jubilantly swept most of the etiquette of speech, table, dress, hospitality, fairness, deference to authority and the relations of male and female and child and elder under the fraying and filthy carpet of politically convenient illusions. With little fear of physical reprisal Americans can be as loud, gross, disrespectful, pushy, and negligent as they please. If more people carried rapiers at their belts, or revolvers on their hips, It is a fair bet you would be able to go to a movie and enjoy he dialogue from the screen without having to endure the small talk, family gossip and assorted bodily noises that many theater audiences these days regularly emit. Today, discourtesy is commonplace precisely because there is no price to pay for it."
Samuel Francis
What triggers this rant? Driving yesterday, on a 4 lane road, business/fast food area. Traffic not heavy at all, yet some fucking moron thinks he needs to hold up about 4 other drivers to "be courteous" and let someone out of the gas station. Only problem is, this douche can only hold up one lane of traffic, the outside lane he's in. I, on the other hand, am in the inside lane doing about 35mph, and due to the douche and a couple of others behind him being in large vehicles, can't see the fucking wetback bitch he's trying to let in to traffic, who would have had NO TROUBLE getting out in short order without this douchebag's help. Used to work wrecks like this all the time. Called them "Courtesy wrecks". See, the wetback bitch, and all others in this situation, suddenly feel entitled to have EVERYONE honor the douchebag's courtesy and stop too. So, as she's darting from in front of douchebag's vehicle, I'm having to slam on the breaks, swerve, and lay on the horn, and for my trouble due to her and douchebag's idiocy, she flips me the bird while her 2 little fat, greasy, mexican kids look on.
Few weeks back, some dyke bitch that lives in my apartment complex, comes darting from between cars in front of me, causing me to swerve and narrowly avoid hitting a parked car. to avoid her...she gives me a sneer. I stop, and ask her what the fuck her problem is when she's darting out from between parked cars like a fucking idiot? She informs me "you were going way to fast." I said, so you saw me coming, and decided to pull out in front of me on purpose? She stammered. I said "you fucking dyke, you never saw me until the instant I almost hit you, of course I looked like I was flying TO YOUR DUMB ASS, I surprised the hell out of you with your head up your fat ass." She replies "you were probably going over 20 mph". I said, "fuck you you bull dyke mommy part, you don't have a clue how fast I was going, you just refuse to acknowledge your fuck up, and are trying to lay blame elsewhere, eat shit" and I drove off.
Another fucker is sitting at a light in front of me. The turn arrow turns green. I wait. His break lights are still on. He's talking to his fat ugly girlfriend. I wait a generous amount of time, then tap...only tap my horn to get him to pull his head out of his ass. And yes, it was a short tap. He proceeds to look in the rear view, and drive as slow as he can through the intersection. He does a u turn down the road, and leers at me as he makes it, laying on his horn. I pull in to the place I'm going, he makes another swing though the lot by me, laying on his horn. I bet a bullet between the eyes would have surprised the fuck out of him.
Where do these fucks come from? What makes them like they are? Hell if I make a driving error, and someone blows there horn, I acknowledge my fuck up with a wave and a "sorry" if I can make eye contact. Some people act like you've just shit on their kitchen table if you blow the horn at THEIR FUCK UPS. I guarantee you if it was legal to hurt these people, this shit wouldn't happen nearly as often.
do you really need to use the term wetback? ...stupid cracker.
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do you really need to use the term wetback? ...stupid cracker.
Probably shouldn't have, but she pissed me the fuck off. I changed it now. No problem with bull dyke mommy part or fat ugly girlfriend?
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:jaw:
So you're saying that because some people refuse to admit their mistake, we should put them down with a bullet?
Okay, Hitler.
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:jaw:
So you're saying that because some people refuse to admit their mistake, we should put them down with a bullet?
Okay, Hitler.
No, not really, but a good ass kicking should be in order. But maybe, yeah, for some, a bullet.
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Hope you aren't wearing Auburn gear while doing this.
Next thing you know you'll start hating on tomatoes.
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Hope you aren't wearing Auburn gear while doing this.
Next thing you know you'll start hating on tomatoes.
You hope I'm not wearing Auburn gear while other fuck up and act like it's my fault?
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You hope I'm not wearing Auburn gear while other fuck up and act like it's my fault?
I feel a breeze.
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You hope I'm not wearing Auburn gear while other fuck up and act like it's my fault?
No, only while you're hating on tomatoes.
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No, only while you're hating on tomatoes.
I love tomatoes. It's idiots I hate.
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No, not really, but a good ass kicking should be in order.
It's my belief that this very thing would cure many of the ails in society.
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It's my belief that this very thing would cure many of the ails in society.
As I said, and was the whole point...people do some of the fucked up shit they do because they know it's illegal to make them pay with pain.
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Awesome. This leads me to today's episode of People I Would Kill.
1) Construction work ahead. For more than a mile, huge flashing arrows indicate that the left lane is closed. If you come zipping up to the point of merge and try to get over in front of me after I moved right with the regular flow of traffic, I should be entitled to kill you. On the spot. And if you're in front of me and allow Johnny Come Lately to cut in front of you, I should have the right to kill you both and shove your cars into a ditch. Unless they're cool cars, then I get to keep them.
2) Pedestrians may have the right of way, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't look up. The next fuck who walks in front of me in a pedestrian area without at least acknowleding that I'm in a thousand pound vehicle and allow them to cross out of the goodness of my heart gets run the fuck completely over. Ooops.
3) If you're on a four-lane or the Interstate and you're riding grill to door with the person to your right either get the fuck ahead of them or drop back. Don't ride for miles while traffic builds up behind you. You have exactly one mile from the time I come up behind your ass to shit or get off the pot. If you don't go on or drop back and get out of the way, fuck you. Rocket launcher up the tailpipe.
4) By the same token, if I'm doing 85 and passing a line of cars in fairly rapid succession don't come blazing up at 120 and start flashing your headlights at me. Fuck you. Bazooka in your grille.
5) If you get a buggy full of shit to the register in a crowded store at least have some idea if you'll have enough to pay for it. Don't stand there and try the credit card three times if it didn't work. Don't ask the clerk to start putting items back one at a time until the card DOES work. If you fuck up and can't pay get the fuck out of the way, cancel the entire transaction and go somewhere to call to find out how much you can spend. Then dump the shit you have to and get to the back of the line. Fuck you for being pissed at me and the five other people waiting in line because YOUR shit doesn't work. Fuck you for giving the cashier hell like it's her fault your damn card is maxed out. You get two tries at it and then you have to void. Anything beyond that and everyone else in line should have the right to stone you with tuna cans.
6) If I don't know you and you walk up to me and bellow Rawwwlll Taahhhd in my face, I should have the right to drop you like a rock. Bowie knife to the sternum type carnage. You didn't say a motherfucking thing last year and you haven't said shit for most of the past decade. So shut the fuck up now you inbred fucking hillbilly. And any clerk at any store who makes some kind of lame ass joke about not serving Auburn fans? Fuck you. Dead.
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Awesome. This leads me to today's episode of People I Would Kill.
1) Construction work ahead. For more than a mile, huge flashing arrows indicate that the left lane is closed. If you come zipping up to the point of merge and try to get over in front of me after I moved right with the regular flow of traffic, I should be entitled to kill you. On the spot. And if you're in front of me and allow Johnny Come Lately to cut in front of you, I should have the right to kill you both and shove your cars into a ditch. Unless they're cool cars, then I get to keep them.
2) Pedestrians may have the right of way, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't look up. The next fuck who walks in front of me in a pedestrian area without at least acknowleding that I'm in a thousand pound vehicle and allow them to cross out of the goodness of my heart gets run the fuck completely over. Ooops.
3) If you're on a four-lane or the Interstate and you're riding grill to door with the person to your right either get the fuck ahead of them or drop back. Don't ride for miles while traffic builds up behind you. You have exactly one mile from the time I come up behind your ass to shit or get off the pot. If you don't go on or drop back and get out of the way, fuck you. Rocket launcher up the tailpipe.
4) By the same token, if I'm doing 85 and passing a line of cars in fairly rapid succession don't come blazing up at 120 and start flashing your headlights at me. Fuck you. Bazooka in your grille.
5) If you get a buggy full of shit to the register in a crowded store at least have some idea if you'll have enough to pay for it. Don't stand there and try the credit card three times if it didn't work. Don't ask the clerk to start putting items back one at a time until the card DOES work. If you fuck up and can't pay get the fuck out of the way, cancel the entire transaction and go somewhere to call to find out how much you can spend. Then dump the shit you have to and get to the back of the line. Fuck you for being pissed at me and the five other people waiting in line because YOUR shit doesn't work. Fuck you for giving the cashier hell like it's her fault your damn card is maxed out. You get two tries at it and then you have to void. Anything beyond that and everyone else in line should have the right to stone you with tuna cans.
6) If I don't know you and you walk up to me and bellow Rawwwlll Taahhhd in my face, I should have the right to drop you like a rock. Bowie knife to the sternum type carnage. You didn't say a motherfucking thing last year and you haven't said shit for most of the past decade. So shut the fuck up now you inbred fucking hillbilly. And any clerk at any store who makes some kind of lame ass joke about not serving Auburn fans? Fuck you. Dead.
We should load up in a big ass SUV with shotguns and ordinance and start making the world a better place to live.
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Love the pedestrian take. Both the Publix and Winn Dixie I go to have pretty much a blind spot for shoppers coming out of the store. There's a huge column blocking the view. Regardless, it never fails that someone comes barreling out with a cart of groceries and never once look up or even care if a semi is screaming out of control in the parking lot.
Same with the wave. I know it sounds Seinfeldish, but if I stop and allow your dumbass to cross in front of me, at least give me the obligatory acknowledgement wave. Just common courtesy.
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Hey JR,
Somebody's obviously hijacked your account! Change your password... Quick!!!
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Love the pedestrian take. Both the Publix and Winn Dixie I go to have pretty much a blind spot for shoppers coming out of the store. There's a huge column blocking the view. Regardless, it never fails that someone comes barreling out with a cart of groceries and never once look up or even care if a semi is screaming out of control in the parking lot.
Same with the wave. I know it sounds Seinfeldish, but if I stop and allow your dumbass to cross in front of me, at least give me the obligatory acknowledgement wave. Just common courtesy.
Most would prefer to give you the finger...because it's safe to do so.
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Hey JR,
Somebody's obviously hijacked your account! Change your password... Quick!!!
Nope, it's me.
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So I'm back at Publix, returning a movie to the Redbox kiosk. One guy in front of me. He sees me standing there, movie in hand. He knows exactly why I'm there. However, what does he do? He's on the cellular device with presumably his wife. He's scrolling through the movies and keeps pulling them up and reading...the fucking....description....to her.
"This whimsical tale about a lost dog and the family he takes up with..."
"Peter is downtrodden when he's laid off work, but has no idea his life is about to take a turn...."
He must have read 10 different movie write ups to this wench and all I want to do is punch one button and shove this movie in the slot. Oh, and the guy never rented one. He walked out telling sweetie pie he's going to another store.
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So I'm back at Publix, returning a movie to the Redbox kiosk.
Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My mommy part and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave mommy part", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
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Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My mommy part and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave mommy part", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
Oh yea also a copy of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
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I didn't have a problem with xxxxxx, bull dyke, or pretty much any of the derogatory descriptions used. If they perform dumbass acts, they get called dumbass names. Anybody with a problem with that gets drop kicked with them.
I love it when someone tries to use the ole "Pedestrians got the right of way" argument. I just laugh and say "I gueas your relatives will be the ones suing my insurance company. But hey. At least you died knowing you were right!"
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Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My mommy part and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave mommy part", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
Whoa, wait, they have "Huge Black Cocks" in stock?
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It is my belief that sovereign citizens began while venting about the frustrations of the modern day civilization on a random message forum. And honestly, if not for the lunatic fringe, I'd be inclined to give them a chance.
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Whoa, wait, they have "Huge Black Cocks" in stock?
this whole thread is cluttered with fail.
signed,
:hop:
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this whole thread is cluttered with fail.
signed,
:hop:
Apologies if I overlooked Huge Black Cocks on the Nookie's movie list. You know how hard that's been to find, so I just figured....
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So I'm back at Publix, returning a movie to the Redbox kiosk. One guy in front of me. He sees me standing there, movie in hand. He knows exactly why I'm there. However, what does he do? He's on the cellular device with presumably his wife. He's scrolling through the movies and keeps pulling them up and reading...the fucking....description....to her.
"This whimsical tale about a lost dog and the family he takes up with..."
"Peter is downtrodden when he's laid off work, but has no idea his life is about to take a turn...."
He must have read 10 different movie write ups to this wench and all I want to do is punch one button and shove this movie in the slot. Oh, and the guy never rented one. He walked out telling sweetie pie he's going to another store.
It should be legal for you to shove his face through the monitor, then place your movie in the slot and walk away.
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It should be legal for you to shove his face through the monitor, then place your movie in the slot and walk away.
I think it is in all but 4 States. Unfortunately, Alabama keeps tabling that bill.
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I think it is in all but 4 States. Unfortunately, Alabama keeps tabling that bill.
Because it distracts us from our bingo problems.
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(http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/b93e07aa3a4b99733721f7a3197bf59c.jpg)
Happened upon this today. Maybe you're just getting trolled.
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Happened upon this today. Maybe you're just getting trolled.
I don't know why, but I can't quit laughing at this.
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Happened upon this today. Maybe you're just getting trolled.
No, I can recognize someone intentionally being an ass for entertainment. On some level I can even appreciate it, but not so much. No, what pisses me off is cowards who, because they are surrounded by a ton of glass and steel, suddenly grow a fucking huge set of nuts, and don't give a fuck about anybody but themselves, and act irritated that you had the nerve to blow your horn.
And, like the guy Snaggie described at the movie kiosk, the fucking idiots who live their entire lives oblivious to anyone and anything around them.
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More people I want to kill:
1) The fuck on the airplane who takes his shoes off ten minutes into the flight and is oblivious to the fact that a) his fucking feet stink and b) some people are sort of grossed out by dude foot.
2) The bastard who pops his bluetooth headset the second the wheels touch down and begins a loud conversation with somebody either at home or the office. The office is the worst. Bellowed bullshit to make themselves appear important.
3) The assclown who pulls up to the drivethrough and proceeds to coordinate five separate orders for the people in the car. "On my first order, I want..." Fuck you. Pop. Pop pop pop. Also the assclown who comes to the drivethrough to order enough to feed everybody back at work. "Ummm, okay, I need four number threes, six chicken wraps, one without caesar sauce, two with extra cheese and one with no chicken, fifteen orders of fries..." Sorry. Fuck you. Grenade!!
4) The fucking bitch on the cell phone at the movies. "Oh yeah, boo, we at tha LION KANG, uh huh. It just to the part where that little lion be all trippin on them bones..." Bang. Movie over, whore.
5) Also the parents who won't take their screaming kid out of the theater. Fuck, bitch, I paid for a ticket. Get the kid somewhere else so I can hear this shit.
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Side story.
Was recently flying to a midwestern city. The guy next to me was in his mid 20s and had never flown. He was doing his best to be civil, but it was absolutely hilarious. Turned out to be a nice guy, but he had the wifebeater, flat brim hat cocked sideways and baggy jean look that douchebags wear so well.
So we're about 15 minutes into the flight and I'm about to start the traditional doze when this guy turns to me, puts out his hand and introduces himself.
"Hey. I'm Brian and you are? I don't know what one typically does on a plane trip, is it normal to talk with the person beside you? Most people seem to be reading or asleep."
He kept it up with a steady stream of commentary about how cool the clouds were, wondering if they could hold his weight if he got out of the plane, how weird the cities and towns looked, how small it made him feel knowing all those people were down there doing their business "shitting, sucking, fighting and fucking" as he put it and here he was way up above them.
Some of the best:
"I've been trying to call my girlfriend for like 20 minutes. Can you not get a signal up here?"
"Five dollars for a beer? That seems high. Do you have any $2 beer?"
"Are these cookies complimentary or are they like the beer?"
"This flight is over two hours long. When will we have a smoke break?"
"If you turn on the GPS on your phone will it show you where you are in the air?"
"Are you a Christian? I hope so. I don't really trust Muslims. I never know what they're thinking."
And the best one that was repeated over and over and over:
"Did you hear that noise (alternate version "Did you feel that")? Is that normal?" I answered "I don't think so" when the wheels went down before landing.
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We should load up in a big ass SUV with shotguns and ordinance and start making the world a better place to live.
I'm in....are we meeting at McDonalds (snicker) for breakfast before? As soon as we order, we can probably start our carnage there at the counter.
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I'm in....are we meeting at McDonalds (snicker) for breakfast before? As soon as we order, we can probably start our carnage there at the counter.
Do you think if I slipped the cashier an extra $5 she would put a tomato on Kaos' biscuit?
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Some legit gripes in here, but also some petty fucking shit. You guys have too much time on your hands.
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Some legit gripes in here, but also some petty fucking shit. You guys have too much time on your hands.
You must be one of them tomato lovers.
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You must be one of them tomato lovers.
A line stepper even.
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A line stepper even.
He's a habitual line stepper.
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Some legit gripes in here, but also some petty fucking shit. You guys have too much time on your hands.
No offense, but I would have automatically lumped you in with them.
Meh, I say give everyone a 38 revolver. You don't have to answer to the authorities, god, whomever when you kill someone. Here is the catch. I don't know how many bullets you have and you don't know how many I have. I may have all 6, I may have none. I am sure people would be a lot more cordial towards one another.
Thinking about cutting that guy off b/c you are in a hurry? Better think again, he may have a bullet that he can waste.
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No offense, but I would have automatically lumped you in with them.
Meh, I say give everyone a 38 revolver. You don't have to answer to the authorities, god, whomever when you kill someone. Here is the catch. I don't know how many bullets you have and you don't know how many I have. I may have all 6, I may have none. I am sure people would be a lot more cordial towards one another.
Thinking about cutting that guy off b/c you are in a hurry? Better think again, he may have a bullet that he can waste.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
--Robert A. Heinlein
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That's all fine and well until someone says fuck this gun, I'm getting that rocket launcher.
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That's all fine and well until someone says fuck this gun, I'm getting that rocket launcher.
All it takes is a tomato.
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That's all fine and well until someone says fuck this gun, I'm getting that rocket launcher.
Fucking newb camper.
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So "Cracker" is acceptable, but other terms aren't?
Does that fall under "the douchebags are in charge?"
As a society, we should not even have to be armed. There should be allowances for those that just "need and ass whoopin".
Many of those allowances have been listed in this thread.
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Fucking newb camper.
Take a break big dog, I got this!
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Take a break big dog, I got this!
You know I saw that commercial Sunday and it dawned on me why it's so good, because every line of dialog in the commercial I have heard online from somebody and sometimes said myself.
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That's all fine and well until someone says fuck this gun, I'm getting that rocket launcher.
Why do always fuck up my dreams?
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Love the pedestrian take. Both the Publix and Winn Dixie I go to have pretty much a blind spot for shoppers coming out of the store. There's a huge column blocking the view. Regardless, it never fails that someone comes barreling out with a cart of groceries and never once look up or even care if a semi is screaming out of control in the parking lot.
Same with the wave. I know it sounds Seinfeldish, but if I stop and allow your dumbass to cross in front of me, at least give me the obligatory acknowledgement wave. Just common courtesy.
This gem was overlooked? Once you've done the shopping, does she open her purse so you get a glimpse of your balls before you start dinner? :poke:
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This gem was overlooked? Once you've done the shopping, does she open her purse so you get a glimpse of your balls before you start dinner? :poke:
I do ALL the grocery shopping in our family. I'm addicted to Publix because I love to eat. When the wife goes, she comes home with 10 bags of canned green beans, rice, taco seasoning mix, Rotel tomatoes.....WTF?
I like to smoke a fat one and walk down the aisles raking boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, Honey Buns and chocolate milk in the cart. For meals, I get meat and beer.
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I do ALL the grocery shopping in our family. I'm addicted to Publix because I love to eat. When the wife goes, she comes home with 10 bags of canned green beans, rice, taco seasoning mix, Rotel tomatoes.....WTF?
I like to smoke a fat one and walk down the aisles raking boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, Honey Buns and chocolate milk in the cart. For meals, I get meat and beer.
^^^^THIS^^^^
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I do ALL the grocery shopping in our family. I'm addicted to Publix because I love to eat. When the wife goes, she comes home with 10 bags of canned green beans, rice, taco seasoning mix, Rotel tomatoes.....WTF?
I like to smoke a fat one and walk down the aisles raking boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, Honey Buns and chocolate milk in the cart. For meals, I get meat and beer.
And the little cooking demo thing is sometimes good, and if you just hang around the deli, when they're slicing meat for other folks, they'll give you a complimentary slice to try too. I usually scam a chicken wing as well. "Hey are those real hot and spicy? Can I try one?"
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And the little cooking demo thing is sometimes good, and if you just hang around the deli, when they're slicing meat for other folks, they'll give you a complimentary slice to try too. I usually scam a chicken wing as well. "Hey are those real hot and spicy? Can I try one?"
Bingo. Had some pastrami sliced up and they automatically sliced off a slab. "Would you like to try a piece, sir?" Why certainly...what kind of cheese would you recommend?
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Bingo. Had some pastrami sliced up and they automatically sliced off a slab. "Would you like to try a piece, sir?" Why certainly...what kind of cheese would you recommend?
I wish Cullman had a Publix. The best grocery store we have is a Food World. I also miss having a fresh seafood department. All of the grocers here have gone to frozen prepackaged seafood only.
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I prefer Kroger. They seem to have better prices. And for every 100 bucks I spend, I get 10 cents a gallon off gas.
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I prefer Kroger. They seem to have better prices. And for every 100 bucks I spend, I get 10 cents a gallon off gas.
Ain't been no Kroger in there here parts since I were a young'un.
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I wish Cullman had a Publix. The best grocery store we have is a Food World. I also miss having a fresh seafood department. All of the grocers here have gone to frozen prepackaged seafood only.
It's CULLMAN! :poke:
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It's CULLMAN! :poke:
Very true. At least we can do this now :bar:.
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i can't believe this thread has come to this...grocery store preferences. next up ...oprah's book of the month discussions?
fags.
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I do ALL the grocery shopping in our family.
You know the real reason you do the shopping is because the wife won't buy your tampons
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i can't believe this thread has come to this...grocery store preferences. next up ...oprah's book of the month discussions?
fags.
True, we went from ass kicking and shovels to the face to this. I think we should spike the warn meter of every fucking one of them.
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i can't believe this thread has come to this...grocery store preferences. next up ...oprah's book of the month discussions?
fags.
My grocery store preference was about saving money on gas to put in my big manly FWD TRUCK.
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My grocery store reference was about meat, beer and twinkies. Oh, and tampons.
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My grocery store preference was about saving money on gas to put in my big manly FWD TRUCK.
You have a front wheel drive truck?
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Some legit gripes in here, but also some petty fucking shit. You guys have too much time on your hands.
I believe in killing for petty shit. That way the bigger shit never gets considered.
Line up the fucking helmets.
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You have a front wheel drive truck?
Rear too!
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Rear too!
Someone from Ped State will be calling you.
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The first official video of JR surfaces. Is that Kaos driving?
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The first official video of JR surfaces. Is that Kaos driving?
Is that his sweet pimp ride? Much more keen than a Mustang.
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The first official video of JR surfaces. Is that Kaos driving?
You got it. CCT is in the front passenger seat and I am in the back beside JR. We all have grenade launchers. I dare someone to get roadrage on our asses.
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You got it. CCT is in the front passenger seat and I am in the back beside JR. We all have grenade launchers. I dare someone to get roadrage on our asses.
I changed over to my SKS. I like the smell of corrosive ammo........
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You have a front wheel drive truck small penis?
Fixt.