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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: ssgaufan on September 09, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
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After it being mentioned in another thread, where have you been and which are the best and worst?
I have used my time in the military to visit a titty flop at each stop in my career, so here's a few of my encounters.
Hawaii, by far the best talent.
Thailand, the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Dothan, by far the worst talent.
Ft. McClellan (this bar is now closed) best overall.
Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
I've been to many more, but they all are about the same as far as talent and service.
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After it being mentioned in another thread, where have you been and which are the best and worst?
I have used my time in the military to visit a titty flop at each stop in my career, so here's a few of my encounters.
Hawaii, by far the best talent.
Thailand, the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Dothan, by far the worst talent.
Ft. McClellan (this bar is now closed) best overall.
Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
I've been to many more, but they all are about the same as far as talent and service.
The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!
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Have a feeling Sani might be weighing in on this little topic.
Haven't hit a bunch by any means but Rachel's in Orlando is always fun. A few more down there but I can't recall the names. My buddy and I go fishing just above Orlando every year on the St. Johns River. Tradition dictates that we stop for a snack at Cafe Risque below Gainesville. Pretty much a dump with nothing happening but completely nekkid women at lunch time is always just peachy to me.
Cheetah's in the ATL is still :thumsup: to me.
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The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!
Don't forget prostitution.
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Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida. Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best... There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000. The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then.
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Don't forget prostitution.
those were just "Limo Rides", nothing more.....
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The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."
One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."
We didn't believe him.
So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium. So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.
"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."
"That was a few years ago."
"And?"
So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.
There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.
Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.
I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.
"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago." (my buddy felt vindicated)
"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."
She tried. I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.
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The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."
One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."
We didn't believe him.
So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium. So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.
"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."
"That was a few years ago."
"And?"
So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.
There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.
Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.
I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.
"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago." (my buddy felt vindicated)
"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."
She tried. I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.
Nice! Luckily I haven't been to one in WV.
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Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida. Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best... There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000. The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then.
a belt of mine was lost at mons vensus...circa 1996.
b.t.w. pdx has the most strip clubs...and they bare all.
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The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."
One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."
We didn't believe him.
So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium. So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.
"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."
"That was a few years ago."
"And?"
So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.
There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.
Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.
I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.
"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago." (my buddy felt vindicated)
"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."
She tried. I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.
I must visit this place. It sounds like the freak show at a carnival. Sickening - but for some reason I can't turn away.
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The Platinum Club aka Porky's. This was my first ever strip club experience, they allowed 18 and up. Fully nude til the day they closed. Got popped for tax evasion and narcotics violations. Ahh, the days of strippers and blow!
Once upon a time, I lived on Hwy 21 about 2 miles from that place. We made a couple of trips there at least.
It's not often that you find a strip club with a BYOB policy. For a while, I thought the B stood for bottle though...go figure.
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Many moons ago, I went to my first strip club, The Inferno Club in Columbus, GA. Morganna the kissing bandit and her 60" fun bags were the entertainment for the evening. We get there early for a seat up close because she'd put your head between those puppies and shake back and forth so they'd whop you in the ears. Good times. The first girl that came out after we got there was the hottest thing I had ever seen in my life....mainly because I was 21 and had never seen a girl dancing like that, nekkid right in front of me. I paid a lot of attention to her :tongue:
After she finished dancing, I went over to a pinball machine (Yes, real pinball..I'm old) and while I'm playing, this waitress comes over and sets a beer down for me and I said I hadn't ordered one. She reached down and cupped my junk saying that "Serena" or "Sunshine" or some other stupid ass stage name, appreciated the attention.
I thought this whole strip club thing might just be alright.
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I must visit this place. It sounds like the freak show at a carnival. Sickening - but for some reason I can't turn away.
Blondie at the Clermont Lounge comes to mind...
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Many moons ago, I went to my first strip club, The Inferno Club in Columbus, GA. Morganna the kissing bandit and her 60" fun bags were the entertainment for the evening. We get there early for a seat up close because she'd put your head between those puppies and shake back and forth so they'd whop you in the ears. Good times. The first girl that came out after we got there was the hottest thing I had ever seen in my life....mainly because I was 21 and had never seen a girl dancing like that, nekkid right in front of me. I paid a lot of attention to her :tongue:
After she finished dancing, I went over to a pinball machine (Yes, real pinball..I'm old) and while I'm playing, this waitress comes over and sets a beer down for me and I said I hadn't ordered one. She reached down and cupped my junk saying that "Serena" or "Sunshine" or some other stupid ass stage name, appreciated the attention.
I thought this whole strip club thing might just be alright.
While in Columbus did you ever hit up the Petticoat Junction on Bellwood (now Veterans Pky)? Wow.....them girls used to make it wink for a mere buck. They would even grab a rolled up dollar bill out of your mouth, without the use of hands. Talk about cheap entertainment. We took a guy there for his 18th birthday and bought him a lap dance. I thought the guy was gonna cream his fruit of the looms. That was probably around 1995/96. It closed about 10-12 years ago and became a porno store. Some guy named nookie or cookie or bookie owns it. Supposed to be a big Auburn fan from what I have heard.
They have really good merchandi......I mean, it appears to have really nice things looking at it from the road. Yeah, thats it.
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The worst place I remember going to was a place called Charlie's here in the Ham. I don't know if it is still open, but if it is I'd bet it rivals the one in WV.
Some buddies and I decided one night to go to Sammy's, and after one of them got kicked out for knocking one of the dancer's drinks over; one of the guys said "hey, I know a great place we can go." Famous last words...
The first girl dancing that night either had the best formed beer gut I had ever seen, or she was 6 months preggers. Still not sure which.
The second girl that came up had a fucking c-section scar that would have made Al Pacino nauseous.
On the way out, preggers girl came up from behind and kissed me. I may have been the only one that tipped her that night, I suppose.
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This one time, at band camp....me and a co-worker were at a convention in the ATL. We hit Cheetah's at lunch. Very few patrons in there but the same amount of dancers. Nekkid hoo-ha's everywhere. My friend takes a liking to one particular girl and I did the same with a long legged, hot blonde. After their set, they both came out and joined us. Turns out the blonde was a former Bama All-American safety's daughter....from Dothan...went to school with the wife's sister. The other girl was the mysterious fiance from out of town that was marrying my buddy's best friend.
Small world and there were quite a lot of "You didn't see me here's" coming from all 4 of us.
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The worst place I remember going to was a place called Charlie's here in the Ham. I don't know if it is still open, but if it is I'd bet it rivals the one in WV.
Some buddies and I decided one night to go to Sammy's, and after one of them got kicked out for knocking one of the dancer's drinks over; one of the guys said "hey, I know a great place we can go." Famous last words...
The first girl dancing that night either had the best formed beer gut I had ever seen, or she was 6 months preggers. Still not sure which.
The second girl that came up had a fudgeing c-section scar that would have made Al Pacino nauseous.
On the way out, preggers girl came up from behind and kissed me. I may have been the only one that tipped her that night, I suppose.
Charlie's Go Go. For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party. One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom! Will you hold my money?"
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Charlie's Go Go. For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party. One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom! Will you hold my money?"
Roowwww Taghghhhhd, go #3!!!
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Charlie's Go Go. For some reason we finished up the night there at my bachelor party. One of the dancer's came off the stage and went up to the bartender and said, "Hey, Mom! Will you hold my money?"
Sounds about right.
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In the States the top scale of flops there is the now defunct Pure Platinum in Memphis and then there is everything else.
Overseas the best/wildest one I ever went to was Duke's Nippa Hut in Angeles City, Philippines. Best I recall that is the first time I saw a woman with a gorilla mask fist another woman amongst other things.
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Best I recall that is the first time I saw a woman with a gorilla mask fist another woman amongst other things.
You win.
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While in Columbus did you ever hit up the Petticoat Junction on Bellwood (now Veterans Pky)?
I went to one in Columbus, but I can't remember the name of it, but it was definitely on Veterans. They did something similar, where they'd lay you on your back on stage, put the buck on your face, and then pick it up without using their hands.
However, we went up on a Tuesday, about 7 days from Military Payday, and the place was empty, except for me and my three buddies.
One of the girls comes up and says to the 4 of us, "if each of you chip in a buck, me and another girl will show you the banana trick."
So we all pitch in a buck.
Both girls totally naked, girl one lays on her back, peels a banana and sticks it up her snatch. Girl two gets whipped cream covers the banana with it, and then ate it.
Best dollar I've ever spent.
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I went to one in Columbus, but I can't remember the name of it, but it was definitely on Veterans.
I think you may be thinking of the Traffic Light Inn
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I think you may be thinking of the Traffic Light Inn
One I went to years ago was past Traffic Light. Don't recall the name but they definitely did the grab the dollar without the mits thing.
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anyone else notice...vandy vol and awk are absent from this discussion.
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While we are talking about titty flops and things done in titty flops...
Also from the Philippines.
You could make a stack of pesos coins about six inches high. (A peso is about the size of a silver dollar) No real biggie that they could squat and pick the entire stack up but pretty amazing to see them squat and restack them as neatly as if you had used your hands to do so. Now that is dexterity!
Of course they weren't nearly as good at picking them up if you heated the top one on the stack up with a lighter when they weren't watching.
just sayin'.
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Best - Cheetah ATL
Good - Boomers Marietta
So-so - Mons Venus Tampa
Worst - Traffic light - Columbus
Haven't been to one since I got married 16 years ago. The wife does not appreciate it, so its an easy miss. Beer is cheaper at the local non-flops anyway.
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Best I recall that is the first time I saw a woman with a gorilla mask fist another woman amongst other things.
Now thats a party there.
First time? As in, you've seen that since then without jumbo involved?
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Now thats a party there.
First time? As in, you've seen that since then without jumbo involved?
Yes. Yes I have.
Apparently it's somewhat of a theme in certain ports of call in Asia.
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I think you may be thinking of the Traffic Light Inn
Traffic light is on victory drive near post.
Only 2 on vets were petticoat and cat walk/forum.
Yeah, that's right....gh knows his Columbus titty flops.
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anyone else notice...vandy vol and awk are absent from this discussion.
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What the fuck?
How do you expect me to post on a thread while I'm trying to suck a dick, yo? Cut me some slack...I'll tell you all about the male strip clubs I go to, including the tranny strip club on Bourbon Street, as soon as this dude gets off on my face.
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What the fuck?
How do you expect me to post on a thread while I'm trying to suck a dick, yo? Cut me some slack...I'll tell you all about the male strip clubs I go to, including the tranny strip club on Bourbon Street, as soon as this dude gets off on my face.
This dude? Is that what awk goes by now? How disrespectful of you.
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What the fuck?
How do you expect me to post on a thread while I'm trying to suck a dick, yo? Cut me some slack...I'll tell you all about the male strip clubs I go to, including the tranny strip club on Bourbon Street, as soon as this dude gets off on my face.
Shouldn't that read..."Hupff eww fspec mah mmmpff oomm...."?
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This dude? Is that what awk goes by now? How disrespectful of you.
No, AWK sucks me off. I'm the alpha male in the relationship. GarMan would be proud.
I only suck dick for money.
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In my limited experience, Platinum Plus in Memphis was the best I saw, but they got busted. Only place I've ever been where I was offered a lap dance, a special lap dance in the back, or 20 minutes in the hotel across the street. Rachel's Orlando was good as well, but I haven't been there in several years.
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The weirdest one I've been to is in Weirton, WV, called "The Hurricane Club."
One of my fraternity brothers was from Pittsburgh, and he comes back for winter quarter, telling us about this club, and how there was a dancer there that "could tie her pussy lips in knots."
We didn't believe him.
So a couple of years ago, we're both out of college, and he and I plan on going to a Pittsburgh Pirates/Cardinals game at Three Rivers Stadium. So we land on on Thursday night, and he asks me what I want to do.
"I want to see this club where the stripper can tie her lips in knots."
"That was a few years ago."
"And?"
So we drove 45 minutes to Weirton.
There was no DJ, the dancers have to put a dollar in the jukebox to select their three songs.
Among the dancers, I saw one with a bullet wound in her ass, another was pregnant, another had a tampon string hanging out (I asked her how come the strip club didn't offer sick days to take during that time of the month), and another who played the song "You have to lick it, before you stick it" and danced in front of me.
I told her I'd think about it if she would tie her pussy lips in a knot.
"Oh, the girl that does that quit about a month ago." (my buddy felt vindicated)
"I'll give you a 20 if you give it a good try."
She tried. I hope she kept practicing, that's probably a useful talent to have.
Sounds like Wesley's Boobie Trap on Hwy 78. They give you a wooden block that you bang on the table to summon a stripper to your table. I have even seen a preggo stripper there too.
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What the fuck?
How do you expect me to post on a thread while I'm trying to suck a dick, yo? Cut me some slack...I'll tell you all about the male strip clubs I go to, including the tranny strip club on Bourbon Street, as soon as this dude gets off on my face.
I have been in the tranny club on Bourbon. My brother in law (sister's husband) was drunk as all get out and wanted to go in. He was really drunk, so at first we just figured he didn't know they were men - the darkness hides a LOT and some of them had boobs that made me jealous and legs from their neck down. So he staggers off to the stage to put a tip in a g string and when "she" pulled open the g string all the way out from the front, we figured he would catch on. But he kept tipping dancers. My sister was mortified. I have had legitimate reason to question his hetero status many times before that night, but seeing him make multiple trips to put dollars in a shemale's g-string pretty much confirmed what I had suspected.
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I have been in the tranny club on Bourbon. My brother in law (sister's husband) was drunk as all get out and wanted to go in. He was really drunk, so at first we just figured he didn't know they were men - the darkness hides a LOT and some of them had boobs that made me jealous and legs from their neck down. So he staggers off to the stage to put a tip in a g string and when "she" pulled open the g string all the way out from the front, we figured he would catch on. But he kept tipping dancers. My sister was mortified. I have had legitimate reason to question his hetero status many times before that night, but seeing him make multiple trips to put dollars in a shemale's g-string pretty much confirmed what I had suspected.
Luckily, I can't say that I've ever actually been inside that place. We always rented out the Bourbon Vieux for our fraternity formals, and that place was right across the street.
It was entertaining to watch the trannies from our balcony as they tried to lure people into the place, but I certainly didn't want to get up close and personal myself.
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those were just "Limo Rides", nothing more.....
18th birthday. Good times.
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Luckily, I can't say that I've ever actually been inside that place. We always rented out the Bourbon Vieux for our fraternity formals, and that place was right across the street.
It was entertaining to watch the trannies from our balcony as they tried to lure people into the place, but I certainly didn't want to get up close and personal myself.
In other words, you're on a first name basis wiff most of 'em, dated several of 'em and included your favorites in your cell's speed dial.
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In other words, you're on a first name basis wiff most of 'em, dated several of 'em and included your favorites in your cell's speed dial.
You're the only one for my cell's speed dial. But yes, I did fuck most of them.
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You're the only one for my cell's speed dial. But yes, I did fuck most of them.
You're such a "tiger"...
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Nashville, nice talent and no pressure to buy them high dollar drinks.
Nashville is weird because they have that law that you have to be so many feet from the stage. You have to basically throw paper airplane dollars at the strippers.
Back in the late 90s, Tampa was known as the "red light district" of Florida. Mons Venus comes to mind as one of the best... There was also a place across the street known as Odyssey 2000. The owners, talent and local laws have all changed since then.
This is why I chose this as my bachelor party destination. :) We will be frequenting several of these establishments, should AWK get off his ass and get this shit finalized.
I have to give my ringing endorsement to Palomino's in Vegas. The only bottomless strip club in Vegas you can also drink at. Went for my buddy's bachelor party and it easily won its way to my favorite. All pretty good looking chicks, but it wasn't really Cheetah Club esque big fake tits types. It was full of girl-next-door types. And they were going down on eachother on stage and shit. Went into the back room with one, and all I'm sayin is, money well spent.
On another note, this summer I went to Puerto Rico with 3 other couples. One of the guys just got married a couple of weeks ago, so we decided, while drunk, that it would be a good idea to leave the ladies at the hotel bar, and have a miniature "bachelor party" for this guy.
We asked the concierge at the hotel to recommend us one. The cab driver confirmed that "Frenchy's" was a good choice. They rush us to the front of the long line of natives. Waive our cover. Once inside, a guy tells us to follow him. Walks us into a room with nothing in it but something similar to one of those things you lay on in a Dr's office. Without hesitation, the first thing out of his mouth was "Ok, it's 100 to fuck, 75 for a blow job, 50 to get jerked off."
We kind of stood there stunned. I mean, we're in Puerto Rico, so we were expecting dirty. And we figured that was probably an unwritten rule. But we didn't expect to be briefed on the pricing as the first thing we were told when we entered the door.
Considering all of us were there with our wives or fiancés, the most were willing to do is what's allowed on the books in the states. Being the only gringos in the place made us magnets, which was kind of annoying. Every couple of minutes, a big tittied Puerto Rican chick would come up, sit on your lap, whip her titties out, make you feel on them, and in broken English say "Jou like? Jou want to fuck me? Let's go fuck."
What I'm saying is, if you're single, go to a "strip club" in Puerto Rico.
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Trixies in Louisville is interesting. What the girls lack in talent, they make up for in enthusiasm.
There used to be a club in Lexington called Platinum. When I worked for the Cuban guy I practically lived there three months a year. Got to know all the strippers pretty well.
Best talent I've seen in the States? Some club in RI. All the clubs in Rhode Island were hot. Maybe it's because they allow prostitution there. Or did.
Worst? Without peer it was Tattletales in Atlanta. Went there because it was in the Crue song. That was where I told the leathery bitch on stage that if she touched my fucking hat I was going to punch her in the face and knock her tooth out.
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This one time, at band camp....me and a co-worker were at a convention in the ATL. We hit Cheetah's at lunch. Very few patrons in there but the same amount of dancers. Nekkid hoo-ha's everywhere. My friend takes a liking to one particular girl and I did the same with a long legged, hot blonde. After their set, they both came out and joined us. Turns out the blonde was a former Bama All-American safety's daughter....from Dothan...went to school with the wife's sister. The other girl was the mysterious fiance from out of town that was marrying my buddy's best friend.
Small world and there were quite a lot of "You didn't see me here's" coming from all 4 of us.
Similar story...
Was at a coaching clinic in Mobile years ago. When we went to Sammys, we decided we were going to use fake names and be from Arkansas. Don't ask me why, but it seemed important then. Well five or six drinks in, my friend forgets the rule.
Hey darlin' what's your name?
BOBBY! What's yours. GodDAMM you're hot.
Seraphim (or some fucking stripper name). Where ya from, baby?
Little town nobody's ever heard of. Chunky Mississippi.
No SHIT? I'm from Chunky, too!!
Turns out he knows her mom and his sister used to babysit Seraphim. He knew her when she was a pup.
They reminisce, which is odd because she's naked as they talk about Gramma Bertie and how she used to take a pinch of snuff and how Billy Boner used to ride his bike all over picking up cans and putting them in a bag.
Needless to say, the night was ruined.
Some ch
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Some see ruin, i sense opportunity.
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I have to give my ringing endorsement to Palomino's in Vegas. The only bottomless strip club in Vegas you can also drink at. Went for my buddy's bachelor party and it easily won its way to my favorite. All pretty good looking chicks, but it wasn't really Cheetah Club esque big fake tits types. It was full of girl-next-door types. And they were going down on eachother on stage and shit. Went into the back room with one, and all I'm sayin is, money well spent.
I believe this is the same place... The Palomino Club... After hearing stories about it, I dragged Tarheel in there about 10-12 years ago. We left there as board certified gynecologists...
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I believe this is the same place... The Palomino Club... After hearing stories about it, I dragged Tarheel in there about 10-12 years ago. We left there as board certified gynecologists...
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