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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on February 21, 2011, 08:04:31 PM

Title: Child, please...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 21, 2011, 08:04:31 PM
I am not trying to change anyone's mind - but I can share my opinion of your opinion. This is still a message board, right?

I also know how I personally intend to deal with bammers - same way as always. Associate with the decent ones to the extent I have to, talk friendly smack as applicable, don't let it get in the way of the friendship or ruin a family get together.   To the Updykes I encounter - gum on my shoe.  And my sister's father in law is one of the worst, and I see one regularly. But I just let him spew and then ignore him because he is beneath contempt. Nothing I say will make him a better person or stop him from being an asshole and I am not about to stoop go his level.

Yes, the local media is pro bammer. Fine. Send letters and emails and I might even pitch in a word or two myself as I have been know to do. But I refuse to get caught up in the conspiracy theories that the entire bammer nation is planning a coup.

So there it is. I said my piece. Like it or don't and dislike me or don't. Doesn't matter.  I still love you guys. Whether or not that is reciprocated is up to you.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: djsimp on February 21, 2011, 08:25:03 PM
Just so you know, I still love you and you're as hawter as eva. I want to have your baby.

For the record, I don't think anyone wants you to take on the task of changing anyone, just standing your ground and letting those Updikes know that we aint nuttin to fuck with.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: The Prowler on February 21, 2011, 08:47:01 PM
She Loves Me...
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She Loves Me Not...
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She Loves Me!!!!  Yay!!!!!
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Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 21, 2011, 09:35:55 PM
Ewe can't chaynge me, evil city woman!
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: AUChizad on February 21, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
She Loves Me...
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She Loves Me Not...
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She Loves Me!!!!  Yay!!!!!
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I chortled audibly.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 10:09:25 AM
I am not trying to change anyone's mind - but I can share my opinion of your opinion. This is still a message board, right?

I also know how I personally intend to deal with bammers - same way as always. Associate with the decent ones to the extent I have to, talk friendly smack as applicable, don't let it get in the way of the friendship or ruin a family get together.   To the Updykes I encounter - gum on my shoe.  And my sister's father in law is one of the worst, and I see one regularly. But I just let him spew and then ignore him because he is beneath contempt. Nothing I say will make him a better person or stop him from being an asshole and I am not about to stoop go his level.

Yes, the local media is pro bammer. Fine. Send letters and emails and I might even pitch in a word or two myself as I have been know to do. But I refuse to get caught up in the conspiracy theories that the entire bammer nation is planning a coup.

So there it is. I said my piece. Like it or don't and dislike me or don't. Doesn't matter.  I still love you guys. Whether or not that is reciprocated is up to you.

Except I think it was you and Mr. Self Righteous 2000 who initially had issues with our stance. Not the other way around. You guys are the ones being fucking dogmatic.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 22, 2011, 10:14:23 AM
Except I think it was you and Mr. Self Righteous 2000 who initially had issues with our stance. Not the other way around. You guys are the ones being phuking dogmatic.

Damn right I'm self righteous.  I sure don't need your approval.  Wench and I want to be above the fray, that's fine.  You want to wrestle with pigs, as she so eloquently put it, go ahead.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 10:15:33 AM
Except I think it was you and Mr. Self Righteous 2000 who initially had issues with our stance. Not the other way around. You guys are the ones being fucking dogmatic.

B-I-N-G-O!

We're not intelligent or sophisticated enough to respond like "true" Auburn men and women.  Why, we probably wipe our ass with the Creed. 

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. 

I've seen a lot of good men working on a strategy to do something.  And I've seen a few do nothings. 

Doing nothing is a failed strategy.  It's a head shoved so far up an ass that the tonsils are covering the eyes.   

Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 22, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
She Loves Me...
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9IN_pClnG6MG-n5ZIb1_eojeWZI4gpm_ai4L038ICAKaLVX7x)

She Loves Me Not...
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuFZSCxHG6emlBB3jjkCaOlzWYTRncvKolnGspJCIaLdFU3j14)

She Loves Me!!!!  Yay!!!!!
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcyRH-BZHkJxRC8ajW_Pba8e3JV0V90L03AXikUWp9ZmuzfMlo)

This may be the best thing you have ever posted....
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 10:19:36 AM
Damn right I'm self righteous.  I sure don't need your approval.  Wench and I want to be above the fray, that's fine.  You want to wrestle with pigs, as she so eloquently put it, go ahead.

Pah-fucking-thetic. 

And ridiculously ignorant to boot.  You (and apparently she) have completely failed to understand what those of us who oppose you want. 

You (and she) are so wrapped up in your own hysteria that you can't comprehend what we're talking about.

Wrestle with pigs my fucking ass.  Completely missed the point. 

Stay on your silly ass high horse.  Just turn the other way so your nosebleed doesn't drip on the people who are doing what needs to be done. 
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
Damn right I'm self righteous.  I sure don't need your approval.  Wench and I want to be above the fray, that's fine.  You want to wrestle with pigs, as she so eloquently put it, go ahead.
So you admit you guys are the one with issue. Got it.

Not an approval but an observation.
 
Hey kaos, let's do a braveheart analogy next.

Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 22, 2011, 10:44:13 AM
Pah-fucking-thetic. 

And ridiculously ignorant to boot.  You (and apparently she) have completely failed to understand what those of us who oppose you want. 

You (and she) are so wrapped up in your own hysteria that you can't comprehend what we're talking about.

Wrestle with pigs my fucking ass.  Completely missed the point. 

Stay on your silly ass high horse.  Just turn the other way so your nosebleed doesn't drip on the people who are doing what needs to be done.

I am not sure why my refusal to get on board with something I completely disagree with is so important to you?   I am also not sure how my calm, consistent posts can be construed by anyone, as being "wrapped up in hysteria..." 

What if, just for the sake of argument, I DO comprehend what you are talking about... but still choose to stay out of it?  I don't remember seeing it written anywhere that signing up for the conspiracy theories was a requirement.  I certainly don't recall having to check a box before I registered for this site that said I had to go lockstep with the Gospel according to Kevin or get the fuck out.  Yes, my opinion is that you guys are blowing a nice gesture way the hell out of proportion - but so what?  My two cents.  Can't stop you all from doing whatever, and I am not even trying.  Go on... Charge the barricades, fire the torpedoes, and good luck.  Hope it works out for you.   

Once  again, K, you are resorting to personal attacks against someone who, for reasons of their own, do not agree with you.  That's your M.O. - if you cannot convince someone through arguments of fact to see things your way, you then try to discredit them with personal attacks - hey, anyone who disagrees with you must be mental/stupid/ hysterical, etc., right?  Yay, Kaos wins!  Wheee!

Sorry, but I refuse to engage you that way.  I think the only hysteria around here was first aimed at our rival trying to do something nice, and now it is being aimed at me and 2000.  But whatever.  I can take it.


Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 10:51:25 AM
I am not sure why my refusal to get on board with something I completely disagree with is so important to you?   I am also not sure how my calm, consistent posts can be construed by anyone, as being "wrapped up in hysteria..." 

What if, just for the sake of argument, I DO comprehend what you are talking about... but still choose to stay out of it?  I don't remember seeing it written anywhere that signing up for the conspiracy theories was a requirement.  I certainly don't recall having to check a box before I registered for this site that said I had to go lockstep with the Gospel according to Kevin or get the fuck out.  Yes, my opinion is that you guys are blowing a nice gesture way the hell out of proportion - but so what?  My two cents.  Can't stop you all from doing whatever, and I am not even trying.  Go on... Charge the barricades, fire the torpedoes, and good luck.  Hope it works out for you.   

Once  again, K, you are resorting to personal attacks against someone who, for reasons of their own, do not agree with you.  That's your M.O. - if you cannot convince someone through arguments of fact to see things your way, you then try to discredit them with personal attacks - hey, anyone who disagrees with you must be mental/stupid/ hysterical, etc., right?  Yay, Kaos wins!  Wheee!

Sorry, but I refuse to engage you that way.  I think the only hysteria around here was first aimed at our rival trying to do something nice, and now it is being aimed at me and 2000.  But whatever.  I can take it.

Pah-fucking-thetic. 

Personal attacks?  Christ.   Where did those come from? 

Everything you've written since you realized that nobody but Mr. Self Righteous was going to line up behind your lie down and take it up the ass approach has been pointedly directed at tearing down me or Prowler personally by insinuating that we're ignorant or that we have no decorum. 

I simply got tired of your sanctimonious SHIT.   

Have you ever considered that maybe what we don't give a flying fuck whether you join us or not?  I, for one, could not care less if you're in or out. 

I would prefer that you stop your petty bitching at those of us who DO want to do something.  If you don't want to be a part of it, fine.  But don't piss and whine at those who do. 

This isn't about ME and it's not about YOU for God's sake. 

In short?  Fuck off. 
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 10:56:42 AM
Pah-fucking-thetic. 

Personal attacks?  Christ.   Where did those come from? 

Everything you've written since you realized that nobody but Mr. Self Righteous was going to line up behind your lie down and take it up the ass approach has been pointedly directed at tearing down me or Prowler personally by insinuating that we're ignorant or that we have no decorum. 

I simply got tired of your sanctimonious SHIT.   

Have you ever considered that maybe what we don't give a flying fuck whether you join us or not?  I, for one, could not care less if you're in or out. 

I would prefer that you stop your petty bitching at those of us who DO want to do something.  If you don't want to be a part of it, fine.  But don't piss and whine at those who do. 

This isn't about ME and it's not about YOU for God's sake. 

In short?  Fuck off.

Oh yeah....this.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: eagleair89 on February 22, 2011, 11:14:14 AM
Damn right I'm self righteous.  I sure don't need your approval.  Wench and I want to be above the fray, that's fine.  You want to wrestle with pigs, as she so eloquently put it, go ahead.

Sure am glad some folks did not take this attitude after the Ramsey debacle.

As for wrestling with pigs......well that is how one winds up with bacon and sausage for breakfast and good BBQ for dinner.

The mud washes off with a shower while the shoulder is slow smoking on the pit.

WDE
 :bar:

Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 22, 2011, 11:17:42 AM
Here's a tissue... i see a little bit of spit on the side of your mouth, K.  I'll go get another one for GH.

I don't have a side, and I am not asking anyone to line up behind me.  Again, I was unaware that continuing to hate the Updykes of the world required me to sign up somewhere.  I have said more than once, without the little  :sarcasm: icon, that I wished you luck on your quest, but because I disagreed with your position, I myself was not going to join you in raging against the Machine.  Not sure how that qualifies as hysterical, or bitching or moaning or having my head in the sand, or any of the other invective you have thrown at me. 

Do I need to sign a waiver that states that I have been made aware of the facts, and even though I have been informed that a failure to engage the machine will result in the end of the world as we know it, I am making a conscious decision to disagree with you all?  We can agree to disagree or not, does not matter.

Y'all have decided that my living in Texas for so long has caused me to lose perspective.  Just for the sake of argument, did it ever occur to anyone that perhaps living in TX has GIVEN me perspective that those of you living in the belly of the beast have lost?  Sometimes, you can be too close to something, and get so consumed with it that you have lost your sense of proportion.  Could be...

Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
Sure am glad some folks did not take this attitude after the Ramsey debacle.

As for wrestling with pigs......well that is how one winds up with bacon and sausage for breakfast and good BBQ for diner.

The mud washes off with a shower while the shoulder is slow smoking on the pit.

WDE
 :bar:

Huuuhhhh Fucking ZAH! 
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 11:27:27 AM
Here's a tissue... i see a little bit of spit on the side of your mouth, K.  I'll go get another one for GH.

I don't have a side, and I am not asking anyone to line up behind me.  Again, I was unaware that continuing to hate the Updykes of the world required me to sign up somewhere.  I have said more than once, without the little  :sarcasm: icon, that I wished you luck on your quest, but because I disagreed with your position, I myself was not going to join you in raging against the Machine.  Not sure how that qualifies as hysterical, or bitching or moaning or having my head in the sand, or any of the other invective you have thrown at me. 

Do I need to sign a waiver that states that I have been made aware of the facts, and even though I have been informed that a failure to engage the machine will result in the end of the world as we know it, I am making a conscious decision to disagree with you all?  We can agree to disagree or not, does not matter.

Y'all have decided that my living in Texas for so long has caused me to lose perspective.  Just for the sake of argument, did it ever occur to anyone that perhaps living in TX has GIVEN me perspective that those of you living in the belly of the beast have lost?  Sometimes, you can be too close to something, and get so consumed with it that you have lost your sense of proportion.  Could be...

No, that's NOT what you did.  It may be what you think you did, but it's not what you did at all. 

You've made your position quite clear.   Your "wishes for luck" were wrapped in the bacon of snarkiness and stabbed with the toothpick of condescension.  You've pontificated from on high and painted all of us who are trying to determine the best response as some kind of shaggy barbarians who lack the culture you so royally display.   Yes, a mean look at someone in Wal Mart is clearly the most effective strategy to combat things.  Just leave them with the royal hand wave as you mount your coach and pull elegantly away.  Pffft.  Does nothing to address the underlying problems. 

Of all your moments on this board, this is your worst. 

Continue to attack me and fire away at Prowler.  The minute you realized you weren't going to win the day and get the rest of the board to fall in line behind you, that's been your entire effort.  Fuck the message, attack those who present it.  As you said, we can take it. 

Nobody's lost any sense of anything. 

Can't speak for anybody else, but I've heard all I need to hear from you on this subject. 

Child, please?  Original title.  I have a better one, but will be the bigger man. 

Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 11:41:46 AM
No, that's NOT what you did.  It may be what you think you did, but it's not what you did at all. 

You've made your position quite clear.   Your "wishes for luck" were wrapped in the bacon of snarkiness and stabbed with the toothpick of condescension.  You've pontificated from on high and painted all of us who are trying to determine the best response as some kind of shaggy barbarians who lack the culture you so royally display.   Yes, a mean look at someone in Wal Mart is clearly the most effective strategy to combat things.  Just leave them with the royal hand wave as you mount your coach and pull elegantly away.  Pffft.  Does nothing to address the underlying problems. 

Of all your moments on this board, this is your worst. 

Continue to attack me and fire away at Prowler.  The minute you realized you weren't going to win the day and get the rest of the board to fall in line behind you, that's been your entire effort.  Fuck the message, attack those who present it.  As you said, we can take it. 

Nobody's lost any sense of anything. 

Can't speak for anybody else, but I've heard all I need to hear from you on this subject. 

Child, please?  Original title.  I have a better one, but will be the bigger man.

He pulled out the pffffft. It's over now.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 11:45:52 AM
Anybody have any idea how to have a donation refunded? I can't seem to get an answer out of Tide for Toomer's.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 22, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
No, that's NOT what you did.  It may be what you think you did, but it's not what you did at all. 

You've made your position quite clear.   Your "wishes for luck" were wrapped in the bacon of snarkiness and stabbed with the toothpick of condescension.  You've pontificated from on high and painted all of us who are trying to determine the best response as some kind of shaggy barbarians who lack the culture you so royally display.   Yes, a mean look at someone in Wal Mart is clearly the most effective strategy to combat things.  Just leave them with the royal hand wave as you mount your coach and pull elegantly away.  Pffft.  Does nothing to address the underlying problems. 

Of all your moments on this board, this is your worst. 

Continue to attack me and fire away at Prowler.  The minute you realized you weren't going to win the day and get the rest of the board to fall in line behind you, that's been your entire effort.  Fuck the message, attack those who present it.  As you said, we can take it. 

Nobody's lost any sense of anything. 

Can't speak for anybody else, but I've heard all I need to hear from you on this subject. 

Child, please?  Original title.  I have a better one, but will be the bigger man.

Child, please.

I never tried to "win the day" - unlike you, this is NOT some sort of competition for me.  I don't need the approbation of the masses to make me feel like a big man.  I called you and Prowler out for looking more like updykes than Auburn people in the things that you posted.  That bothered me and I called you out.  So what?  MY OPINION. 

If I am a snob because I prefer to cut an asshole off with a cold look rather than actually lower myself engage them in a detailed conversation about how they are nothing but an inbred updyke motherfucker, then yeah, I guess I am a snob.  I was raised better than to respond in kind to stupid meaningless attacks by strangers in public. 

If y'all are being honest, the reality of it is that in situations like that, we all reflect later on what we WISH we had said, or WISH we had done, but unless you practice your witty comebacks in front of a mirror each day before you venture outside, it never turns out like we hope.  You cannot control what "they" say or do, but you can control them being able to chuckle through their toothless mouths for the rest of the day about how they got to that barner this morning...

I deal all day every day with business decisions.  I give the ops guys a risk analysis of a project contract  and let them them make a business decision as to whether or not they want to assume that risk.  My job is to offer my opinion as to that decision, but the ultimate choice is theirs.  No skin off my nose, as they are the ones that answer to the Board of Directors if things go south.  So I am used to my opinion being brushed aside or overlooked.  I genuinely don't care as long as I have done my job by stating my opinion.

So don't try to tell me what my intent was and was not.  You are not omnipotent.  I hope you get your Anti-Machine Club up and running and hit them where you think it will hurt.  You and so many others on here seem to think it is both necessary and critical to the survival of Auburn University and the Orange and Blue way of life.  And if that is how you and others want to spend your time and efforts, THEN FINE.  WITH EVERY OUNCE OF SINCERITY I POSSESS, GOOD LUCK.  BEST WISHES!!  MAZEL TOV!!!  KICK SOME ASS!  SERIOUSLY!  NO KIDDING!  GOOD LUCK!

Like WE!! said elsewhere - you should expend more of your efforts trying to rally those who are already convinced of the righteousness of your cause, rather than making personal attacks on those of us who have simply stated that we disagree with you. 

And yeah, Prowler, I do think you are a message board Neanderthal.  If you are different in real life than on this board, well, maybe that opinion will change if I ever meet you, but until then? All I have to go on are the posts you make and the stories you tell about yourself.   So yeah - good luck with that fire thing.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Godfather on February 22, 2011, 12:02:21 PM

Everything you've written since you realized that nobody but Mr. Self Righteous was going to line up behind your lie down and take it up the ass approach has been pointedly directed at tearing down me or Prowler personally by insinuating that we're ignorant or that we have no decorum. 

Wait did Kaos and Prowler just become best friends?   are they practicing karate in the garage?
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: djsimp on February 22, 2011, 12:02:50 PM
Anybody have any idea how to have a donation refunded? I can't seem to get an answer out of Tide for Toomer's.

Not if you don't have a receipt.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 12:04:58 PM
Wait did Kaos and Prowler just become best friends?   are they practicing karate in the garage?

Fred Simmons is teaching them the Foot Fist way.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Jumbo on February 22, 2011, 12:07:31 PM
Anybody have any idea how to have a donation refunded? I can't seem to get an answer out of Tide for Toomer's.
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: djsimp on February 22, 2011, 12:15:07 PM
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

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He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 12:27:26 PM
Wait did Kaos and Prowler just become best friends?   are they practicing karate in the garage?

Don't forget Chizad.  We're pinkie swear pals, too. 

Where's Chopper?  I want to hug him. 
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2011, 12:32:03 PM
Don't forget Chizad.  We're pinkie swear pals, too. 

Where's Chopper?  I want to hug him.

Doesn't that involve touching your sacks together?
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 12:33:44 PM
Doesn't that involve touching your sacks together?

Contrary to minority opinion, I do wear pants.  At least occasionally. 
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 12:47:57 PM
Not if you don't have a receipt.
I've got an e-mail out to PayPal checking on it. My card was processed through them, and I didn't print out the confirmation page or anything. Didn't think I would need it. If I can get an answer, I will let everybody know so the info could be passed on. I would imagine the Kaos Krewe would help pass that info along to others who may want a refund.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: JR4AU on February 22, 2011, 01:08:36 PM
I've got an e-mail out to PayPal checking on it. My card was processed through them, and I didn't print out the confirmation page or anything. Didn't think I would need it. If I can get an answer, I will let everybody know so the info could be passed on. I would imagine the Kaos Krewe would help pass that info along to others who may want a refund.

Uderstand they're investigating the demise of some trees on the quad.  Hoping to pin it on Auburn no doubt.  Or at least suggest it if they can find no evidence of foul play.  May y'all can use it on your own campus, amd f you ever find your way to Tuscaloser, you can admire them.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Jumbo on February 22, 2011, 01:13:26 PM
Doesn't that involve touching your sacks together?
Face Touching?
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Uderstand they're investigating the demise of some trees on the quad.  Hoping to pin it on Auburn no doubt.  Or at least suggest it if they can find no evidence of foul play.  May y'all can use it on your own campus, amd f you ever find your way to Tuscaloser, you can admire them.
If it happened, then so be it. I wouldn't be all that surprised. I mean, Kaos would be, because that's not how AU fans operate. Retaliation isn't their thing. So, if it did happen, it would be because we actually did it, to make it look like AU fans did it.

Oh, and I've been on the quad before. It's been a long time, but I've been there.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2011, 01:17:39 PM
I've got an e-mail out to PayPal checking on it. My card was processed through them, and I didn't print out the confirmation page or anything. Didn't think I would need it. If I can get an answer, I will let everybody know so the info could be passed on. I would imagine the Kaos Krewe would help pass that info along to others who may want a refund.

So, you really hate the Toomer's oaks.  Gotcha.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Jumbo on February 22, 2011, 01:19:09 PM
So, you really hate the Toomer's oaks.  Gotcha.
Finally the Truth.
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: AUJarhead on February 22, 2011, 01:20:05 PM
Uderstand they're investigating the demise of some trees on the quad.  Hoping to pin it on Auburn no doubt.  Or at least suggest it if they can find no evidence of foul play.  May y'all can use it on your own campus, amd f you ever find your way to Tuscaloser, you can admire them.

This the article you were talking about?

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2007/06/police_probe_tree_killings_nea.html#cmpid=v2mode_be_smoref_face (http://blog.al.com/breaking/2007/06/police_probe_tree_killings_nea.html#cmpid=v2mode_be_smoref_face)

If so, it's a couple of years old. 
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June 22, 2007
Title: Re: Child, please...
Post by: Token on February 22, 2011, 01:27:11 PM
RWS.  Serious question.  Why you want to be refunded? 
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Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2011, 01:28:36 PM
RWS.  Serious questions.  Why you want to be refunded?

Cause he really doesn't carrrrrre.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on February 22, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
Cause he really doesn't carrrrrre.

Careful - Snaggie has that trademarked.  He'll sue a bitch.
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Post by: JR4AU on February 22, 2011, 01:32:51 PM
If it happened, then so be it. I wouldn't be all that surprised. I mean, Kaos would be, because that's not how AU fans operate. Retaliation isn't their thing. So, if it did happen, it would be because we actually did it, to make it look like AU fans did it.

Oh, and I've been on the quad before. It's been a long time, but I've been there.

If it happened, and if it was an Auburn fan, you can damn well bet the media take will be competely different and any media members like Lisa  Rickman who openly condone it will be fired before the sun sets.
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Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 01:38:22 PM
RWS.  Serious question.  Why you want to be refunded?

Hes gonna teach us barners a lesson. Talk shit and that 3 bucks will come right back.
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Post by: Godfather on February 22, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
RWS.  Serious question.  Why you want to be refunded?
He needs the $5 back for rent?

He doesn't fund terrorist organizations?

He misread about the fund and thought it send donations must be made in person?

He thought it was a fund to destroy the trees?
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 01:47:52 PM
RWS.  Serious question.  Why you want to be refunded?
PM sent.
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Post by: Godfather on February 22, 2011, 01:49:10 PM
PM sent.
Pussy
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Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 01:49:43 PM
PM sent.

Top secret....

I echo gf.....pussy.
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 01:52:26 PM
Hes gonna teach us barners a lesson. Talk shit and that 3 bucks will come right back.
No. I know my contribution isn't even a drop in the bucket compared to the overall funds. It's not meant to teach anybody a "lesson". Very simple. AU fans don't want us donating. They don't want us contributing to anything having to do with the trees. My donation isn't wanted, so I'll find another use for my money. Very simple.
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 01:56:49 PM
Pussy
He's free to post it here if he wants. I would, but I don't save what I send to my box. You being teh man might be able to fish it out. I pretty much figured you guys really wouldn't give a shit anyway, so that's why I PMed.
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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:00:14 PM
PM sent.

Okay this has to be stopped. 

We can't have bama fans using our site to concoct their little schemes behind the scenes. 

Suspend PM privileges for this one, please. 
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Post by: AWK on February 22, 2011, 02:02:04 PM
Pah-fucking-thetic. 

And ridiculously ignorant to boot.  You (and apparently she) have completely failed to understand what those of us who oppose you want. 

You (and she) are so wrapped up in your own hysteria that you can't comprehend what we're talking about.

Wrestle with pigs my fucking ass.  Completely missed the point. 

Stay on your silly ass high horse.  Just turn the other way so your nosebleed doesn't drip on the people who are doing what needs to be done.
For you to blast someone for being self righteous is pretty much...

(http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational__Irony_by_Ironhold.jpg)

and also makes you the...

(http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/hypocrite.jpg)
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 02:03:14 PM
Okay this has to be stopped. 

We can't have bama fans using our site to concoct their little schemes behind the scenes. 

Suspend PM privileges for this one, please.
Yeah. You caught me.
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Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2011, 02:08:34 PM
For you to blast someone for being self righteous is pretty much...

(http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational__Irony_by_Ironhold.jpg)

Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.
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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:12:20 PM
For you to blast someone for being self righteous is pretty much...

Irony doesn't alter truth.   

Messages resonate despite the messenger. 
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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 22, 2011, 02:20:27 PM
Irony doesn't alter truth.   

Messages resonate despite the messenger.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:26:29 PM
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

Argument's already been made.  Irony was for emphasis.

And yes, an argument can be both effective and ironic.  It can also be sarcastic and yet true.  Your pith was wasted here.

It would be ironic that Jane Fonda who advocated a strategy in Vietnam that led to the slaughter of thousands also staunchly opposed abortion.  (BTW, I don't know if that's true or not, just an example).   Just because she adopted an ironic stance it does not render her arguments in either instance invalid.  Merely contradictatory. 

Carry on. 


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Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 22, 2011, 03:04:36 PM
No. I know my contribution isn't even a drop in the bucket compared to the overall funds. It's not meant to teach anybody a "lesson". Very simple. AU fans don't want us donating. They don't want us contributing to anything having to do with the trees. My donation isn't wanted, so I'll find another use for my money. Very simple.

Here is the thing...and I mean this sincerely.

At first, when I saw the facebook page, I was impressed. I thought it was nice that Alabama fans would do something like that. And then I started thinking about it and I truly don't want help from a fan base that has ridiculed the rolling of those trees since I have been alive. Not this. Not our tradition. I don't want you to have any part of what we do when we beat your ass. How can we enjoy rolling the toomer's trees after we beat y'alls ass next year knowing that you helped restore them?

It's not a personal shot when we say that we don't want help from Alabama fans. It's not. It's just that you guys are the "enemy" when it comes DIRECTLY to our athletic program and tradition. We can team up to help fight cancer or stop world hunger, but when it comes to getting "help" from you guys  concerning our program and how we celebrate...no thanks. You guys wouldn't like it if Auburn fans pitched in money to pay for a nice brick path for "walk of champions" would you? You know, we feel responsible for the walk of champions because it is just a glorified tiger walk. We should help you guys out a little bit and donate some money to help get the tradition started. Right?

Same thing.

So why I truly think your heart was in the right place, you have to understand where we are coming from. We don't want you to be a part of it.

And that is about as open and honest as I can be with it. I know you are a homer and we disagree a lot, but it sounds like you were honestly asking and made your donation in good faith. I, along with many on here I'm sure, appreciate it. It's not like we hate your intent, it's just something most of us feel need to be handled internally.

That is about the nicest way I can put it. I hope it makes sense.

And...

You're a dumb ass...
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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
You know, we feel responsible for the walk of champions because it is just a glorified tiger walk.

glorified = watered-down

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Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 22, 2011, 03:12:41 PM
glorified = watered-down

Yeah...maybe bad choice of words?
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Post by: The Prowler on February 22, 2011, 03:14:37 PM
Hey, maybe Wench can join in y'alls PM sending....I mean, Ugh Uga Uga Uh Uh...Uga Uga ¥°£¿¢!!!!
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Post by: Token on February 22, 2011, 03:25:58 PM
Hey, maybe Wench can join in y'alls PM sending....I mean, Ugh Uga Uga Uh Uh...Uga Uga ¥°£¿¢!!!!

Still haven't figured out where to put that cent sign? 
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 03:26:59 PM
So why I truly think your heart was in the right place, you have to understand where we are coming from. We don't want you to be a part of it.
And that's fine. That's what I'm saying. AU fans don't want us to have anything to do with it, I have other things I can spend my money on.

Quote
And that is about as open and honest as I can be with it. I know you are a homer and we disagree a lot, but it sounds like you were honestly asking and made your donation in good faith. I, along with many on here I'm sure, appreciate it. It's not like we hate your intent, it's just something most of us feel need to be handled internally.
Oh, some here hate the intent. At least, the intent that they have created in their heads, anyway. But I understand what you're saying on your behalf. 
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Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
Still haven't figured out where to put that cent sign?

Rim shot.
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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 03:28:07 PM
Still haven't figured out where to put that cent sign?

Bend over and he'll show ya. 
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Post by: Token on February 22, 2011, 03:54:45 PM
Bend over and he'll show ya.

Hey Sancho, I know you and prowler are stacking it up on the skreets now, but stay outta my affairs.

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Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 04:01:41 PM
AU fans don't want us to have anything to do with it, I have other things I can spend my money on.

Double ended dildo, gay porn and handcuffs? I see your point.



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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 04:09:51 PM
Double ended dildo, gay porn and handcuffs? I see your point.
More spending money for my kids at Disney in May, actually.
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Post by: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 04:11:25 PM
More spending money for my kids at Disney in May, actually.

My bad. I thought you were token.

Apologies sent.....
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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 22, 2011, 04:11:54 PM
Rent a scooter, it gets hard walking to all the rides with webbed feet.

You know, from the cousin loving
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Post by: RWS on February 22, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
Rent a scooter, it gets hard walking to all the rides with webbed feet.

You know, from the cousin loving
I was hoping to still have problems from my knee surgery so I would have a good excuse.
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Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 05:14:44 PM
Hey Sancho, I know you and prowler are stacking it up on the skreets now, but stay outta my affairs.

Please PM me youre coordinates so I can have them input into the missile system.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
More spending money for my kids at Disney in May, actually.

Mickey thanks you.
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Post by: The Prowler on February 22, 2011, 05:20:41 PM
Still haven't figured out where to put that cent sign? 
I put that in there just for you.
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Post by: Token on February 22, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
Please PM me youre coordinates so I can have them input into the missile system.

32°35′52″N 85°28′51″W

I tried to PM, but apparently some asshole petitioned to have my PM disabled.
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Post by: djsimp on February 22, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
32°35′52″N 85°28′51″W

You're not tricking anyone there homeboy.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
32°35′52″N 85°28′51″W

I tried to PM, but apparently some asshole petitioned to have my PM disabled.

Dammit, that's my house!!!
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Post by: Godfather on February 22, 2011, 05:35:00 PM
Please PM me youre coordinates so I can have them input into the missile system.
Depending on our payload this should get us close enough to Token

34-00'56'' N

086-00'45'' W
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Post by: Godfather on February 22, 2011, 05:36:12 PM
Dammit, that's my house!!!
You don't live in Auburn
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 22, 2011, 05:54:14 PM
Depending on our payload this should get us close enough to Token

34-00'56'' N

086-00'45'' W

**snicker**
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Post by: AWK on February 22, 2011, 07:11:55 PM
How many fucking shrooms would someone have to take to give Kaos any sort of missile launch capabilities?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen Pawl.
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Post by: djsimp on February 22, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
How many fucking shrooms would someone have to take to give Kaos any sort of missile launch capabilities?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen Pawl.

or snort a line of Spike 80.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on February 22, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
How many fucking shrooms would someone have to take to give Kaos any sort of missile launch capabilities?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen Pawl.

One Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilion shrooms.
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Post by: Token on February 22, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
**snicker**

You got a problem with my detention center.
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Post by: auburnredwing on February 23, 2011, 01:31:43 AM
Ok I figured it out:

Kaos - I'm gonna need you to attack, stand up and hold accountable every one who slams auburn, you have a way with words and if ass clowns like "sports by a ignorant ugay grad" that have no journalistic integrity, just in it to stirs up as much shit as possible so people will look his web blog and will give him some credibility in the main stream sports media have a web, who says you could do something like that but what you set you a part is that you would have credibility and would put people in their place.

Mrs. Tiger Wench, I'm gonna need you to continue to do what you do because people like you are why I'm on the auburn side and not with the bammers.

In all this is a war...on more than one front... And it is all gonna take us doing different things to bring some change.

(I don't have a way with words so if there are misspelling and  grammar errors I'm sorry nothing I post will ever make the front page anyways)
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Post by: Saniflush on February 23, 2011, 07:08:00 AM
Ok I figured it out:

Kaos - I'm gonna need you to attack, stand up and hold accountable every one who slams auburn, you have a way with words and if ass clowns like "sports by a ignorant ugay grad" that have no journalistic integrity, just in it to stirs up as much shit as possible so people will look his web blog and will give him some credibility in the main stream sports media have a web, who says you could do something like that but what you set you a part is that you would have credibility and would put people in their place.

Mrs. Tiger Wench, I'm gonna need you to continue to do what you do because people like you are why I'm on the auburn side and not with the bammers.

In all this is a war...on more than one front... And it is all gonna take us doing different things to bring some change.

(I don't have a way with words so if there are misspelling and  grammar errors I'm sorry nothing I post will ever make the front page anyways)

This! Well said.

Now, when did we get another Mexican?
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Post by: GH2001 on February 23, 2011, 09:38:36 AM
Ok I figured it out:

Kaos - I'm gonna need you to attack, stand up and hold accountable every one who slams auburn, you have a way with words and if ass clowns like "sports by a ignorant ugay grad" that have no journalistic integrity, just in it to stirs up as much shit as possible so people will look his web blog and will give him some credibility in the main stream sports media have a web, who says you could do something like that but what you set you a part is that you would have credibility and would put people in their place.

Mrs. Tiger Wench, I'm gonna need you to continue to do what you do because people like you are why I'm on the auburn side and not with the bammers.

In all this is a war...on more than one front... And it is all gonna take us doing different things to bring some change.

(I don't have a way with words so if there are misspelling and  grammar errors I'm sorry nothing I post will ever make the front page anyways)

Good idea actually.

Sports Kaos. I like it.