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Title: What the hell?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 18, 2010, 01:51:27 PM
I get a new job, don't post for about 6 months so I can pretend to be a hard worker and come back in time to find us paying QB's.  What the hell, did we rehire Pat Dye?  What happened to that Iowa State dude?

Glad to be back with you degenerates!

  :moon:
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Godfather on November 18, 2010, 01:54:26 PM
6 months...oh shit, you need to see Jumbo again for the fisting.  Shouldn't have let it lapse dude.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
I get a new job, don't post for about 6 months so I can pretend to be a hard worker and come back in time to find us paying QB's.  What the hell, did we rehire Pat Dye?  What happened to that Iowa State dude?

Glad to be back with you degenerates!

  :moon:

Welcome back.. . Jumbo be excited.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 18, 2010, 02:02:41 PM
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6 months...oh poop, you need to see Jumbo again for the fisting.  Shouldn't have let it lapse dude.

But my sphincter just got back to its original size and shape.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2010, 02:04:59 PM
But my sphincter just got back to its original size and shape.

Time to go the ole busted tomato route again.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
This is my kinda party!
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 02:25:40 PM
This is my kinda party!

We like to party...we like..we like to party
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 02:35:32 PM
We like to party...we like..we like to party
All the time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 02:38:47 PM
We like to party...we like..we like to party
Like a Rockstar..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adAkyYWIR9E
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 03:29:33 PM
You know what?  I think I want to rock and roll all night.  And I think I'd like to party every day.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
You know what?  I think I want to rock and roll all night.  And I think I'd like to party every day.
Rockin' into the night, Rockin' into the night. Ohh Rockin'.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2010, 09:44:34 AM
Rockin' into the night, Rockin' into the night. Ohh Rockin'.

I want that old time rock and roll. 
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Token on November 19, 2010, 10:24:59 AM
You know what?  I think I want to rock and roll all night.  And I think I'd like to party every day.

You sayin it all wrong. 

It's, I like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:27:44 AM
You sayin it all wrong. 

It's, I like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2010, 10:40:48 AM
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

Well excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Token on November 19, 2010, 10:41:27 AM
Suck it, Reindeer Games.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:51:53 AM
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: CCTAU on November 19, 2010, 10:56:36 AM
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

So. You are saying this is like skydiving with a naked porn chick and not being allowed to open the chute till both of you finish? Sounds exhilarating?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 11:29:41 AM
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 12:13:13 PM
My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
Touch my junk and I will have you arrested.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 01:43:15 PM
Touch my junk and I will have you arrested.

Fail.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Jumbo on November 19, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 02:51:10 PM
Fail.
Hey, I realize that was not a movie quote - I was being au courant.  Making current events relevant, yo.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2010, 03:01:54 PM
Hey, I realize that was not a movie quote - I was being au courant.  Making current events relevant, yo.

I need a ruling.
GF?
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 19, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
I need a ruling.
GF?
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: CCTAU on November 19, 2010, 03:37:08 PM
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.

Are they the folks who hold the camera? These supervisor people.

Why not just call sekurrity?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: AUJarhead on November 20, 2010, 12:06:07 AM
Because of your comment, I am going to have to call a supervisor, sir.

Jury rules in favor of the lady.

Suck it, sandflea.
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2010, 02:19:01 PM
Jury rules in favor of the lady.

Suck it, sandflea.

Thank you, my dear.  Obviously you did not see my comment in the baseball forum regarding Pujols to the Astros... ;)
Title: Re: What the hell?
Post by: The Prowler on November 20, 2010, 05:01:12 PM
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

Thought you said it was for a cheeseburger.