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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Thrilla on July 21, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
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I'd like to welcome a good friend of mine and Ogre's to the board: Yoda. Many of you have met him before. This man handles chopsticks better than I ever was able to. His ninja skills are unparalled. Do not fuck with him.
I take that back...Jumbo...he has a medium sized dog. Do what you do best, with a side of soy sauce.
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I'd like to welcome a good friend of mine and Ogre's to the board: Yoda. Many of you have met him before. This man handles chopsticks better than I ever was able to. His ninja skills are unparalled. Do not phuk with him.
I take that back...Jumbo...he has a medium sized dog. Do what you do best, with a side of soy sauce.
On a side note, I like your sig Thrilla. Gotta love Mel...he only said what we are all thinking...and
wait, what?
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Strange name your friend has, mmmm....
Welcome bitch.
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Post often
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Prayers sent
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O N E at a time
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They're just kids
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Welcome Yoda, May the fisting be with you.
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They're just kids
I'm ready for box seats and Bbq...
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I'm ready for box seats and Bbq...
Don't stop him, he is on a roll.
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Don't stop him, he is on a roll.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Strange name your friend has, mmmm....
Welcome bitch.
He said Yoda, not Slingblade, moron... sheesh.
Welcome, Yoda, you poor schmuck.
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Welcome, Yoda, you poor schmuck.
he's friends with Ogre and Thrilla.
This board will be a step up...albeit, a small one.
Welcome, Yoda to a better class of assholes. :)
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he's friends with Ogre and Thrilla.
This board will be a step up...albeit, a small one.
Welcome, Yoda to a better class of assholes. :)
Go study
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He said Yoda, not Slingblade, moron... sheesh.
Welcome, Yoda, you poor schmuck.
Go bite me. That was a Yoda noise.
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Go study
Seconded.
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Go bite me. That was a Yoda noise.
Do we need to change your name again, you know just in case?
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Strong with this one, the force is.
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Do we need to change your name again, you know just in case?
Peter Cocksmith would do nicely.
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Peter Cocksmith would do nicely.
That's not bad, some jackass that left the board had the dumbass name Fo Twinney Tiger.
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That's not bad, some jackass that left the board had the dumbass name Fo Twinney Tiger.
What a maroon.
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Seconded.
y'all are no fucking fun.
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Go bite me. That was a Yoda noise.
I'd say "that's what she said", but now you only make those kind of noises when you are alone.
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I'd say "that's what she said", but now you only make those kind of noises when you are alone.
I touch myself
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I'd say "that's what she said", but now you only make those kind of noises when you are alone.
Ooooo... I need to correct myself...
I'd say "that's what she said" but then you'd have to change your screenname to something even more stupid and ridiculous for the eleventy bajillionth time, and who the hell needs that? I lost track five aliases ago...
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Ooooo... I need to correct myself...
I'd say "that's what she said" but then you'd have to change your screenname to something even more stupid and ridiculous for the eleventy bajillionth time, and who the hell needs that? I lost track five aliases ago...
Talk to GF and SH. I'm not behind some of this....Jen.
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I wish Harvey Birdman hadn't left...now he was one funny motherfucker.
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I wish Harvey Birdman hadn't left...now he was one funny motherfucker.
You go that right. And I heard he was hung like a buffalo, too.
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Oh...and welcome Yoda.
What, this fucker joins and doesn't post? I thought Thrilla said he had ninja skillz.
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You go that right. And I heard he was hung like a buffalo, too.
Between two poles on the piarie and skinned for his hide?
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You go that right. And I heard he was hung like a buffalo, too.
Maybe this one...
(http://gold-n-gallery.com/store/images/web%20buffalo%20hm336.jpg)
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skinned for his hide?
I'd say that pretty much sums it up.
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Between two poles on the piarie and skinned for his hide?
Don't sweat the details man.
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What, this fucker joins and doesn't post? I thought Thrilla said he had ninja skillz.
This is the mark of a true ninja. Only other ninjas can read a ninjas posts.
I saw that on a kung fu movie.
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This guy just got an email account 6 months ago, so let's just say he's not the most 'web savvy' person on planet earf.
Welcome Yoda. Sweet name, by the way.
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This guy just got an email account 6 months ago, so let's just say he's not the most 'web savvy' person on planet earf.
...and evidently too short to reach the fuckin' keyboard. Welcome! :fu:
:poke:
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This guy just got an email account 6 months ago, so let's just say he's not the most 'web savvy' person on planet earf.
Maybe Vaginaham will take him under his wing...
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Talk to GF and SH. I'm not behind some of this....Jen.
Is that the waaaaaabulance goin by?
Nobody likes a tattletale, Snaggle.
And speaking of gay.....Dillardtiger? That's not you too, is it?
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Welcome :bar:
(http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/53a753179a5640aa782263d6831b37d9_yoda-beer.JPG)
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Is that the waaaaaabulance goin by?
Nobody likes a tattletale, Snaggle.
And speaking of gay.....Dillardtiger? That's not you too, is it?
Sweets...
You do our gender proud, girlfriend.
These guys have no idea how lucky they are to have us, do they?
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This thread proves once and for all that we really do not need anyone else here to entertain us. We accomplish that on our own. Three pages of welcome the fucktard still hasn't shown up.
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This thread proves once and for all that we really do not need anyone else here to entertain us. We achomplish that on our own. Three pages of welcome the fucktard still hasn't shown up.
Thrilla made this whole thing up to get things going on a slow day.
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Hey, Wang, I think this place is restricted. Don't tell 'em you're Jewish.
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I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
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I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood.
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Set my friend up with the whole schmear. You know, clubs, bags, shoes......gloves, shirt, pants.
Orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees.
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This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw.
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But it looks good on you though.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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Whoa...the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
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Thrilla made this whole thing up to get things going on a slow day.
My evil plot has me laughing here maniacally. Now dance, monkeys!
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but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.
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but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.
So basically, you just created a new account for Birmingham. Gotcha.
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So basically, you just created a new account for Birmingham. Gotcha.
He said absolute retard, not inbred.
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My apologies to absolute retards.
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but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.
Is he bigger than me?
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Oh, this your wife....you musta been something before electricity.
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Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.
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Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.
Good to see you found a booster seat for your desk chair.
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Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.
We're just not going to tell you who until after we shoot some golfs with you.
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Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.
This is what you offer up as your first post? What a fucking let down.
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Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0#)
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This is what you offer up as your first post? What a fucking let down.
He won't walk for a weekzzz.
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This is what you offer up as your first post? What a fucking let down.
He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack. I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.
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He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack. I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.
Maybe it's just above our knowledge base?
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Maybe it's just above our knowledge base?
C'mon, it's not like he's doing math.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaGr0EdlQFY&feature=PlayList&p=F258AAFD2065CB6A&playnext=1&index=10# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaGr0EdlQFY&feature=PlayList&p=F258AAFD2065CB6A&playnext=1&index=10#)
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C'mon, it's not like he's doing math.
Yoda is no denominator.
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He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack. I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.
Wow now that's some serious smack. You missed out on "Yo Momma" with those great stereotyical one liners.
Just curious is a blowjob from a deaf fagget any different than one from one that can talk?
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One thing is certain. Yoda will not be dominated by the quote function.
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One thing is certain. Yoda will not be dominated by the quote function.
Keyboard Alert. :pwnd:
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I'm going to kill two birds with one stone here.
The deaf faggot is in charge of tutorials on the quote function. He is much better at blowjobs than regular faggots, which is probably why you fell through the cracks, Yoda. He's a busy boy....and obviously he can't hear your distress calls. Don't worry, you'll get your turn soon...
So leave the regular faggots alone. :)
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
In the words of Saniflush, A mouth is a mouth.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
Deaf ... blind, fuck it. It's all pink on the inside.
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Deaf ... blind, phuk it. It's all pink on the inside.
THIS MAN knows....