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Plainsman Park / Re: Putcher AU Hard/Softball News Here
« Last post by bgreene on June 09, 2025, 01:20:34 PM »Well, I would have rather lost to Costal than ANY other team. It was a good season!!
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Plainsman Park / Re: 2025 MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Last post by Kaos on June 08, 2025, 11:13:50 PM »Braves are a disappointing mess. So many one-run losses.
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Plainsman Park / Re: Putcher AU Hard/Softball News Here
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 10:17:32 PM »Fat lady yodeled today.
The Chantingqueers are apparently a pretty decent team. I liked their uniforms and I don't have any hate for them like I might other teams.
But I freaking hate to lose. Always have, always will.
The Chantingqueers are apparently a pretty decent team. I liked their uniforms and I don't have any hate for them like I might other teams.
But I freaking hate to lose. Always have, always will.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 10:14:24 PM »The Accountant 2
Amazon Prime
I liked the first Accountant movie. After slogging through 32 minutes and 48 seconds of the sequel, I can no longer remember why.
I turned if off. If I'd gone to the theater to see it, I'd be REALLY upset with myself.
Maybe it got better. Don't think I'll ever know. It just didn't work for me at all. I'm done.
Amazon Prime
I liked the first Accountant movie. After slogging through 32 minutes and 48 seconds of the sequel, I can no longer remember why.
I turned if off. If I'd gone to the theater to see it, I'd be REALLY upset with myself.
Maybe it got better. Don't think I'll ever know. It just didn't work for me at all. I'm done.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Discovered an interesting cash app that gives cash rewards
« Last post by bgreene on June 07, 2025, 04:35:13 PM »Die in a fire, robot.What he said
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 09:52:51 AM »Lilo and Stitch: Live Action
In Theaters
I went in fully armed and expecting to hate, loathe, and despise this movie. I didn't want to see it, but the animated version is my kid's favorite Disney film and she asked nicely. So we went.
Not only did I not hate it, I kinda liked it. Yes, some changes were made but those didn't diminish the story. No, Disney didn't try to jam any woke, stupid messaging in there. The CGI was occasionally sketchy but was for the most part effective enough that you forgot Stitch wasn't an actual animatronic creature.
The kid playing Lilo was really good. The girl playing Lani was pretty fantastic (and very attractive in an odd way).
It was far better than I expected. Take the wife and kids.
In Theaters
I went in fully armed and expecting to hate, loathe, and despise this movie. I didn't want to see it, but the animated version is my kid's favorite Disney film and she asked nicely. So we went.
Not only did I not hate it, I kinda liked it. Yes, some changes were made but those didn't diminish the story. No, Disney didn't try to jam any woke, stupid messaging in there. The CGI was occasionally sketchy but was for the most part effective enough that you forgot Stitch wasn't an actual animatronic creature.
The kid playing Lilo was really good. The girl playing Lani was pretty fantastic (and very attractive in an odd way).
It was far better than I expected. Take the wife and kids.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 09:46:15 AM »Kraven the Hunter
Netflix I think
You think Morbius was bad? Wait until you get a whiff of this pantload.
Aaron-Taylor Johnson delivers a performance made of solid wood. Russell Crowe's faux-Russian accent is hilariously bad. And... you know what? Let's shorten this review a little bit.
Here's a movie-goer responding to the film in real time.
I concur.
Netflix I think
You think Morbius was bad? Wait until you get a whiff of this pantload.
Aaron-Taylor Johnson delivers a performance made of solid wood. Russell Crowe's faux-Russian accent is hilariously bad. And... you know what? Let's shorten this review a little bit.
Here's a movie-goer responding to the film in real time.
I concur.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 09:40:22 AM »Fear Street: Prom Queen
The Fear Street trilogy wasn't great, but wasn't bad. This tacked-on addition to the series is atrocious. It's unbelievably bad.
Yet another movie about teens written and directed by people who apparently never experienced a single moment as an actual teen, and who obsessed in their basements about what the cool kids said, thought, and focused on.
Other than some pretty great music interspersed at various points, there is absolutley nothing and I mean NOTHING about this film that's worth watching. The lead actress looks sort of like what Meryl Streep might have looked like at 14. There's an obligatory quasi-gay character who is annoying beyond any ability to tolerate. Every person in the film is a cariacture of a caricature of a teenaged caricature. The script is abysmal. Everything about this tepid film is ridiculously stupid.
I'd rather go to an actual prom in my underwear than suffer through this again.
The Fear Street trilogy wasn't great, but wasn't bad. This tacked-on addition to the series is atrocious. It's unbelievably bad.
Yet another movie about teens written and directed by people who apparently never experienced a single moment as an actual teen, and who obsessed in their basements about what the cool kids said, thought, and focused on.
Other than some pretty great music interspersed at various points, there is absolutley nothing and I mean NOTHING about this film that's worth watching. The lead actress looks sort of like what Meryl Streep might have looked like at 14. There's an obligatory quasi-gay character who is annoying beyond any ability to tolerate. Every person in the film is a cariacture of a caricature of a teenaged caricature. The script is abysmal. Everything about this tepid film is ridiculously stupid.
I'd rather go to an actual prom in my underwear than suffer through this again.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Discovered an interesting cash app that gives cash rewards
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 09:25:28 AM »Die in a fire, robot.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Where can you find the best new music to keep the energy high all night?
« Last post by Kaos on June 07, 2025, 09:24:32 AM »If you want to keep the energy flowing at your underground party, check out https://hardtechno.net/. It’s my go-to spot for fresh, high-energy hard techno tracks. Whether you're playing at a big rave or an intimate underground event, this site has exactly what you need to keep the crowd moving. The music there is always fresh, powerful, and guaranteed to bring the right vibe for any party.
I found it in your mother's twat.