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Title: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
The word is that he is going to suit up this Saturday...does anyone know if he's going to actually play?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 01:06:03 PM
The word is that he is going to suit up this Saturday...does anyone know if he's going to actually play?

Good question. 
Well bitches? 
Answer the lady.

Make it fast and cut the grease.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 01:09:05 PM
Make it fast and cut the grease.
I just did..oh you said grease, nevermind then.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Catphish Tilly on September 08, 2009, 01:13:11 PM
Senior Ben Tate said Smith was a friend and the team was glad to have him back. He said he expects Smith to contribute immediately.

http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/09/rb_eric_smith_back_at_practice.html (http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/09/rb_eric_smith_back_at_practice.html)
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
I hear Chizik contacted Jumbo, to handle the punishment.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: ssgaufan on September 08, 2009, 01:32:47 PM
I hope it doesn't take the ball out of the hands of McCaleb though.  That kid is fun to watch.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: ssgaufan on September 08, 2009, 01:36:23 PM
I hear Chizik contacted Jumbo, to handle the punishment.

I don't guess we'll be seeing Smith line up as a tight end anytime soon then.   :sex:
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 01:52:57 PM
I don't guess we'll be seeing Smith line up as a tight end anytime soon then.   :sex:
:bugs:

Thank you for the info gentlemen....and the rest of you.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2009, 02:01:46 PM
Am I the only one who is pissed at this news?  Is Chizik no better than Sabben at doling out punishment?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: wesfau2 on September 08, 2009, 02:09:06 PM
Am I the only one who is pissed at this news?  Is Chizik no better than Sabben at doling out punishment?

My biased opinion:

Smith isn't getting light punishment out of a need for his services on the field (hello Ben and Juwan's Ice Cream Parlor).

The running game is fine without Smith, so the coaches must know something about the situation that we don't and I'll just have to accept their handling of the situation.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
I think we grew accustomed to Tuberville suspending a player 6 games for farting in the locker room.  Very few corches that I've seen over the years had as strict a disciplinary policy as did CTT.  Good or bad?  Who knows? Tuberville's record for minimal off field problems speaks for itself.  We know what we heard in the papers and that Chizik said he'd have to work his ass off if he wanted to be part of the team.  I was at JHS Saturday night and I thought I saw a piece of Smith's ass on one of the stadium stairs.

Not for sure, though. 
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: RWS on September 08, 2009, 02:23:32 PM
My biased opinion:

Smith isn't getting light punishment out of a need for his services on the field (hello Ben and Juwan's Ice Cream Parlor).

The running game is fine without Smith, so the coaches must know something about the situation that we don't and I'll just have to accept their handling of the situation.
Just maybe a coincidence that this weekend starts AU's SEC schedule and he might need a big guy. I was only one game off in my prediction, but I was close. Personally I don't think he should have been suspended, but whatever. I just knew the tough talk was total bullshit is all.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 02:27:38 PM
I just knew the tough talk was total bullshit is all.
and you know this how again?

You have no idea what he had to do to get back in the coaches good graces.  Until your Coach shows ANY discipline whatsoever, your not aloud to talk on the matter.  Go sit in the corner.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 02:28:17 PM
Just maybe a coincidence that this weekend starts AU's SEC schedule and he might need a big guy. I was only one game off in my prediction, but I was close. Personally I don't think he should have been suspended, but whatever. I just knew the tough talk was total bullshit is all.

I'm not sure this is the case either.  Until the ice cream is served and court dates held can we be really sure of anything?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2009, 02:33:22 PM
Just maybe a coincidence that this weekend starts AU's SEC schedule and he might need a big guy. I was only one game off in my prediction, but I was close. Personally I don't think he should have been suspended, but whatever. I just knew the tough talk was total bullshit is all.
Insanely hypocritical.

A couple weeks of practice and one game is sufficient.

It's an actual punishment. He's not going back on his suspension mid-game. And by the way, if he wanted to, he had a perfect opportunity at the beginning of the second half, before we took complete control of that ball game.

The punishment fits the crime. Unlike the complete lack thereof for anything short of incarceration at uat.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: RWS on September 08, 2009, 02:40:44 PM
Insanely hypocritical.

A couple weeks of practice and one game is sufficient.

It's an actual punishment. He's not going back on his suspension mid-game. And by the way, if he wanted to, he had a perfect opportunity at the beginning of the second half, before we took complete control of that ball game.

The punishment fits the crime. Unlike the complete lack thereof for anything short of incarceration at uat.
Oh noes, coach held me out of practice! Its killing me! Yeah, ok. I did predict he would play against La Tech though, and I was certainly wrong about that. So, point taken on that one. I'm not saying that he should be suspended for longer. Fuck, I said he shouldn't be suspended at all. How the hell is that hypocritical? My deal is if you say you're going to do something, or talk so seriously about something, then do it. Thats why I was pissed off over the whole DJ Hall thing. If he's not going to be suspended, then fine. But if you say he is suspended, don't put his dumbass out there in the second half.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: RWS on September 08, 2009, 02:44:37 PM
and you know this how again?

You have no idea what he had to do to get back in the coaches good graces.  Until your Coach shows ANY discipline whatsoever, your not aloud to talk on the matter.  Go sit in the corner.
Please, the writing was all over the wall. "If you see him suit up again, then you know he's done what he had to do to earn it." That is the broadest statement ever when asked how long he is suspended. I originally stated that he would take snaps during the La Tech game, and I was wrong. But you can see that my expectations were obviously pretty low. Shit, it was his first offense. Is it that surprising that we want these guys to go play a violent sport and be violent on the field and hit people, and then come to find out, holy shit, they have issues with hitting people! Big shock. Doesn't really make it acceptable for any of them to act like a dipshit out on the streets, but is it REALLY that shocking if it happens?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
Please, the writing was all over the wall. "If you see him suit up again, then you know he's done what he had to do to earn it."
You obviously are not familiar with the term "Yoxercise"...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: RWS on September 08, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
You obviously are not familiar with the term "Yoxercise"...
Yes, I am. It is the solution to everything at AU.

Oh, he's not big enough? Yoxercise.
Not tall enough? Yoxercise.
Not talented enough? Yoxercise.
Tired in the 4th quarter? Well, that boy needs some Yoxercise.
Troublemaker? Yoxercise.
Likes guys? Yoxercise.

etc.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
Yes, I am. It is the solution to everything at AU.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AWK on September 08, 2009, 02:55:59 PM
Yes, I am. It is the solution to everything at AU.

Oh, he's not big enough? Yoxercise.
Not tall enough? Yoxercise.
Not talented enough? Yoxercise.
Tired in the 4th quarter? Well, that boy needs some Yoxercise.
Troublemaker? Yoxercise.
Likes guys? Yoxercise.

etc.

I Yoxercise in my pants after a Justin Timberlake concert.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: RWS on September 08, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
I Yoxercise in my pants after a Justin Timberlake concert.
And just who the fuck doesn't??
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 08, 2009, 03:11:54 PM
Yoxercise = more clearer punishment than ice cream or defensive player of the week awards.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 03:15:05 PM
I don't know the actual details of what happened w Eric Smith...I just know he got into a fight and there was a girl there. Don't know if it was over the girl, if he was defending the girl, I don't know any of that....and I'm thinking not that many people do....
So how can we really speculate as to a fitting punishment?


Oh, and I yoxercise with the lights on.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2009, 03:17:54 PM
Yoxercise = more clearer punishment than ice cream or defensive player of the week awards.
This.

And, why are you basically arguing that he wasn't punished enough, and out of the other side of your mouth you're saying he shouldn't have been punished at all?

He sat out one game. The punishment fits the crime. I said after it happened, that anything less than a full game is not enough. Anything more than 3 would be overkill and I would have criticized him for that as well. He was within my 3 game window. I'm satisfied. Let your coach do ANYTHING besides praise the guy and defend his character before you think about tsk tsking over a guy actually sitting out a whole game for getting in a fight off the field. Moving on...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Oh, and I yoxercise with the lights on.
Jen, you're slipping as favorite female poster...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:20:55 PM
Jen, you're slipping as favorite female poster...

Meh.  Talk's cheap.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: chinook on September 08, 2009, 03:22:53 PM
Jen, you're slipping as favorite female poster...

...but the pictures.  surely that keeps her on top.  
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2009, 03:23:04 PM
Meh.  Talk's cheap.
That's true, I have seen her tits and got a kiss on the mouth.

Step up your game, sweetheart. Speaking of which, when will you be joining us for a TigersX meet and greet?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2009, 03:25:04 PM
I heard his girlfriend was actually being robbed at gunpoint, and E. Smith jumped in and gave his gun a roundhouse kick.  The kick was so powerful that it knoched the gun into the back of the kid's head and then it disintegrated.  Boy, I tell, ya he's lucky the gun didn't go off and hit him in the arm or something.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 03:27:09 PM
 :tits:

I've been invited to WVa...which I might make. I have a nasty ankle sprain that kept me from the La Tech game, but I hope to grace you boys with my presence soon.

And Wench is free and clear as the number one female poster if she kissed you on the mouth...she earned it.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
:tits:

I've been invited to WVa...which I might make. I have a nasty ankle sprain that kept me from the La Tech game, but I hope to grace you boys with my presence soon.

And Wench is free and clear as the number one female poster if she kissed you on the mouth...she earned it.

We will look forward to it.


And to be fair about it, I think Wench did have to go get a parvo shot afterwards.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 03:35:12 PM
We will look forward to it.


And to be fair about it, I think Wench did have to go get a parvo shot afterwards.
That might be because she kissed Birdman on the mouth.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:36:29 PM
That might be because she kissed Birdman on the mouth.

I thought that's what started the avian flu scare?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 03:40:46 PM
Guess I had better ask who has the swine flu before I get drunk then.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:46:14 PM
Guess I had better ask who has the swine flu before I get drunk then.

Well lucky for you most everyone in this group drinks enough to kill anything they may or may not have including their memory.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
Guess I had better ask who has the swine flu before I get drunk then.
Hey I'm just happy you only mentioned not kissing Chadskins, not that you wouldn't show us your boobies. Both accounts make you :thumbsup: in my book and a welcomed edition to the X.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:47:38 PM
Hey I'm just happy you only mentioned not kissing Chadskins, not that you wouldn't show us your boobies. That makes you :thumbsup: in my book and a welcomed edition to the X.

You said boobies.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 03:49:36 PM
You said boobies.
and it made you smile...didn't it.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2009, 03:50:52 PM
and it made you smile...didn't it.

It always does. 

It's my happy place.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
It always does. 

It's my happy place.
I <3 you
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 03:56:26 PM
Jen, you're slipping as favorite female poster...
Wow, a lot of "what have you done for me latelies" around here... I'll remember that.  Guess there won't be any resting on Steve's... I mean, my laurels...

Maybe I have been too busy Yoxercising with myself to post much lately.  Plus, actual work does intrude at times, you know.

We will be at the game in Baton Rouge.  I hope the usual contingent will be showing their scruffy faces.

PS - You are really proud of that kiss, aren't you Chad?  I'm glad.  It was a moment for me too, darlin'...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 03:59:04 PM
 It was a moment for me too, darlin'...
ahh but did you yoxercise to it?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:03:20 PM
Guess I had better ask who has the swine flu before I get drunk then.
Hey I'm just happy you only mentioned not kissing Chadskins, not that you wouldn't show us your boobies. Both accounts make you :thumbsup: in my book and a welcomed edition to the X.
Two suggestions for you, my dear.  Don't get drunk around them under any circumstances and make them turn off their camera phones.  

And for the record?  It was only a partial flash, sanctioned by my husband.  Clothing was lifted but beautiful lacy undergarments were firmly in place.  I had newly reconstructed mammaries and was inordinately proud of them.  Still am, for that matter.

So I guess having qualified the criteria for a flash, there is still room for you to improve upon my exhibition.  
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:03:42 PM
ahh but did you yoxercise to it?
I'll never tell...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2009, 04:14:45 PM
I missed the whole kiss on da' mouf thing. I do vividly recall the  :tits: thing, though. 


Very uumm lacy. 
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
I missed the whole kiss on da' mouf thing.  
I am sure there will be wine at the LSWho tailgate... I'll see what I can do to rectify the situation...;)

To be completely truthful, I don't really remember kissing Chad on the mouth, but considering my level of intoxication and the number of people who claim to remember it, I am accepting it as fact.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 04:28:05 PM
I am sure there will be wine at the LSWho tailgate... I'll see what I can do to rectify the situation...;)

To be completely truthful, I don't really remember kissing Chad on the mouth, but considering my level of intoxication and the number of people who claim to remember it, I am accepting it as fact.
You kissed all of us on da mouf.   and uh I recall nipple action in fact... no I won't go there.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:29:41 PM
and uh I recall nipple action in fact... no I won't go there.

No you won't and no, you didn't - that was my scar.  These are not the droids you are looking for...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
 I had newly reconstructed mammaries and was inordinately proud of them.  Still am, for that matter. 

As you should be.

 I know better than to think I won't get drunk...but I will try to keep my shirt on....unless someone pulls out the dollar bills, I suppose.

I keed I keed.

I'll make sure the cameras are off Wench, and we'll get as drunk as we please.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: boartitz on September 08, 2009, 04:37:28 PM
No you won't and no, you didn't - that was my scar.  These are not the droids you are looking for...

Scar? On your nipple? I love Amazon wimmen.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
As you should be.

 I know better than to think I won't get drunk...but I will try to keep my shirt on....unless someone pulls out the dollar bills, I suppose.

I keed I keed.
Dollar bills?  Pfftt...

Now a Benjamin or three? (Plus a couple bottles of Glenn's vino italiana?)  That's another story, no?  Would be for me...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
Scar? On your nipple? I love Amazon wimmen.
You should see the other gal...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 08, 2009, 04:49:19 PM
Dollar bills?  Pfftt...

Now a Benjamin or three? (Plus a couple bottles of Glenn's vino italiana?)  That's another story, no?  Would be for me...


Never meant to imply I couldn't be bought....or bribed...or that I come cheap. Er, either spelling of that word.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
You kissed all of us on da mouf.   and uh I recall nipple action in fact... no I won't go there.
This man speaks the truth.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: boartitz on September 08, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
Could I interest yall in a jello rassling match? Where's hoggiestyle? Or however she's registered on here.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Godfather on September 08, 2009, 05:06:46 PM
This man speaks the truth.
Come to think of it, I hope I was the first....fuck now I don't remember!
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AWK on September 08, 2009, 05:12:17 PM
Wench and I had a moment, I thought her husband was going to murder me, then I noticed Chad was making out with him...all was well.

Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 05:27:12 PM
Never meant to imply I couldn't be bought....or bribed...or that I come cheap. Er, either spelling of that word.
You have to give these guys time to save their pennies... I wouldn't count on any Benjamins until sometime in the 2010 season.  Tips are way down these days...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 05:28:23 PM
You kissed all of us on da mouf.   
Perhaps - but no one can claim tongue, so maybe I was just being kind...
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 05:29:21 PM
I missed the whole kiss on da' mouf thing.
You know, if you had just given me Glenn's ticket to the Club level, you might have had a whole different story to tell... :sad:
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2009, 05:44:15 PM
I miss all of the good stuff... :sad:
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AWK on September 08, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
Who is this Glenn character?  And why did Steve kiss him on the mouth?  And why does Sani like Six Flags so much?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: boartitz on September 08, 2009, 06:02:58 PM
Who is this Glenn character?  And why did Steve kiss him on the mouth?  And why does Sani like Six Flags so much?
They have the right to refuse service to Bammers.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 08, 2009, 06:38:33 PM
You know, if you had just given me Glenn's ticket to the Club level, you might have had a whole different story to tell... :sad:
I showed him my titties first. I won fair and square.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2009, 08:54:37 PM
I showed him my titties first. I won fair and square.


Whoa, what a night.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2009, 01:19:22 AM
I miss all of the good stuff... :sad:
I kissed Birdman at the A-Day game.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 08:01:33 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......

It's true.

He's a whore.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2009, 08:39:17 AM

Whoa, what a night.

Late December, back in '63?
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2009, 08:41:34 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......

I hear he's got mad skillz.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
Late December, back in '63?

What a special time for me.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2009, 09:47:48 AM
What a special time for me.


I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AWK on September 11, 2009, 10:00:32 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
He has the best donut smile.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2009, 10:07:25 AM
He has the best donut smile.


I get my OH face on.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 10:09:58 AM

I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room

And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 10:26:03 AM
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon


That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 10:33:53 AM
That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....

I think the phrase you are searching for is "three pumps and a jump".
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: AWK on September 11, 2009, 10:34:22 AM
That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....
Harvey is the master, ask him about hall sex.
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2009, 10:37:39 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
He looks like a Super Hero......
Title: Re: Eric Smith
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2009, 10:39:22 AM
He looks like a Super Hero......


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