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Title: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: #1Bammer on July 07, 2009, 02:09:26 PM
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God the barn is pathetic!! :rofl:

Yea, if I was a recruit this billboard would make me go to the cow college! :rofl:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 02:14:23 PM
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God the barn is pathetic!! :rofl:

Yea, if I was a recruit this billboard would make me go to the cow college! :rofl:

I heard them talking about it on BOL, but didn't really think it was true. It is in Mobile near Airport BLVD though. Wow. This is probably the only legitimate thing you have ever posted on this board.

Que Chizik cocksucking by Prowler in 3..2..1.....
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: #1Bammer on July 07, 2009, 02:15:38 PM
Sad..... very sad.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: number1bammer on July 07, 2009, 02:16:25 PM
This should land them a cpl of 2 stars :rofl:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
They really should have put a * next to that fearless part.

* - Unless we're talking about UCLA.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AWK on July 07, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
Have you guys heard the good word of Joseph Smith?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 07, 2009, 02:57:54 PM
No where near as funny as:

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Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 07, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
I personally don't see what the big deal is. I don't defend stupid shit but I don't see this as stupid. I don't even see this as anything that has to do with Auburn or the athletic department. I see this as marketing for the university. Nothing more, nothing less.

Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 07, 2009, 03:04:21 PM
I personally don't see what the big deal is. I don't defend stupid shit but I don't see this as stupid. I don't even see this as anything that has to do with Auburn or the athletic department. I see this as marketing for the university. Nothing more, nothing less.



Yeah, I was waiting on the punch line but.....I'm not seeing the humor in this billboard.  Fearless and True is part of the fight song.  They've got the signature Tiger Eyes.  A football helmet. 

Damn funny stuff, that is.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 03:10:15 PM
Fuck you, you ignorant bama fucks.

The sign is perfectly fine and reflects the Auburn spirit.

Maybe you ignorant bastards should do one with part of your fight song in it. Maybe a big elephant with the words "watery grave" tattooed to it's ass.

There are things you can make fun of. This isn't one of them you fucking retarded jackoffs.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 03:17:03 PM
I personally don't see what the big deal is. I don't defend stupid shit but I don't see this as stupid. I don't even see this as anything that has to do with Auburn or the athletic department. I see this as marketing for the university. Nothing more, nothing less.


I guess the huge football helmet in the middle doesn't mean anything? And the tiger eyes that are used for athletics, thats just there for no reason. I guess AU is just looking for a fearless student body. A fearless student body from Mobile, AL. Have you checked the demographics of Mobile lately? That billboard is within 5 miles of the center of Prichard. I highly highly doubt there are many kids from Prichard going to Auburn unless its on an athletic scholarship. While technically the billboard promotes the university as well, its goal is athletics. I think the billboard itself makes that pretty obvious. Do you seriously want to argue that a billboard right near Prichard is promoting the university's academic side?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: stewiegriffin on July 07, 2009, 03:20:17 PM
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God the barn is pathetic!! :rofl:

Yea, if I was a recruit this billboard would make me go to the cow college! :rofl:


1. Who did you find to read it to you?
2. If you were a recruit? you may not know it but they don't give schollys for dick sucking.
3. Don't see what's funny about the billboard but you're an idiot and an idiot will laugh at anything, so laugh     away idiot
 :stewie:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 03:21:57 PM
Fuck you, you ignorant bama fucks.

The sign is perfectly fine and reflects the Auburn spirit.

Maybe you ignorant bastards should do one with part of your fight song in it. Maybe a big elephant with the words "watery grave" tattooed to it's ass.

There are things you can make fun of. This isn't one of them you fucking retarded jackoffs.
It would be one thing if the billboard had no mention of athletics. I would be right there with you. However, it has a bigass football helmet right in the middle of it. And the billboard is in the middle of Mobile, right by Prichard. Have you ever been to Prichard? The same Prichard where Fire/Rescue normally has to have a police escort to run calls on some streets?

Alabama does frequent radio advertisements down here advertising academic programs, and does not mention football. Distance learning programs, law programs, etc. Never a mention of the football team or any other athletics.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: stewiegriffin on July 07, 2009, 03:26:07 PM
It would be one thing if the billboard had no mention of athletics. I would be right there with you. However, it has a bigass football helmet right in the middle of it. And the billboard is in the middle of Mobile, right by Prichard. Have you ever been to Prichard? The same Prichard where Fire/Rescue normally has to have a police escort to run calls on some streets?

Alabama does frequent radio advertisements down here advertising academic programs, and does not mention football. Distance learning programs, law programs, etc. Never a mention of the football team or any other athletics.


go ahead and laugh at it, you can be an idiot with #1. Nothing wrong with it
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
HORSE fucking SHIT rws.  Bama doesn't advertise it's athletic programs in South Alabama? They Only promote their fine business school and online MBA programs to crackheads and street walkers in Theodore?

Are you fucking insane? Don't tell me bama isn't promoted here. I see it every single day.

That billboard promotes Auburn football.  It encourages Auburn fans - even the homeless ones - to keep their head up and support the tigers.

You've lost your mind if you see some big conspiracy or think your precious redneck fucks in crimpson are above it. 
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 07, 2009, 03:34:47 PM
HORSE fucking SHIT rws.  Bama doesn't advertise it's athletic programs in South Alabama? They Only promote their fine business school and online MBA programs to crackheads and street walkers in Theodore?

Are you fucking insane? Don't tell me bama isn't promoted here. I see it every single day.

That billboard promotes Auburn football.  It encourages Auburn fans - even the homeless ones - to keep their head up and support the tigers.

You've lost your mind if you see some big conspiracy or think your precious redneck fucks in crimpson are above it. 

that...
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 07, 2009, 03:43:49 PM
And Argo, cut the #1bammer, numberonebammer, #2bammer, NickSaban, PeterNorth bullshit out.

The jig is up.

It's annoying as fuck. No one's fooled. No one cares.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 03:46:38 PM
HORSE fucking SHIT rws.  Bama doesn't advertise it's athletic programs in South Alabama? They Only promote their fine business school and online MBA programs to crackheads and street walkers in Theodore?

Are you fucking insane? Don't tell me bama isn't promoted here. I see it every single day.

That billboard promotes Auburn football.  It encourages Auburn fans - even the homeless ones - to keep their head up and support the tigers.

You've lost your mind if you see some big conspiracy or think your precious redneck fucks in crimpson are above it.  
Please let me know where Alabama has put up a football oriented billboard. Please let me know which station is airing ads promoting its athletics. I've heard plenty or radio advertisements paid for by the university promoting some of their academics programs on stations such as WABB and TK101, but I can't say I've heard one promoting athletics. Not on any of the mainstream stations, anyway. Now, on the sports AM stations or something, I have no idea. I definitely have not seen any university advertisement on billboards in this area, though.

Thats fine if its just as you say, just something to tell the fans keep your head up. Hey, I'm cool with that. But, "Choose Auburn"? Funny way to word that. I suppose its for that fan who just hasn't decided which team he will cheer for and is really on the fence. Maybe the billboard will sway him to choose Auburn as his team. Ironically enough, the billboard is near a Wings location as well.

Is it worthy of a LMAO or some of the other stuff? Not really. But its good for a slight chuckle and a head shake, thats about it.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 04:05:37 PM
Don't be a fucking moron. And don't insult my intelligence by making shit up.

Part of Auburns draw is it's football program. It is a part of who we are. People choose to come to the school for a variety of reasons -- football being one. Why not embrace a history that for the last 25 years has been better than yours?

Can you see the billboard from the Interstate? From a major road? You see a problem with promoting Auburn through its football program? How ironic. I guess that gaudy houndstooth striping you guys put on shit refers to professor's jackets. And the radio ad with the trashy whore bellowing raaawl taaahd when she talks about returning for her degree is a cheer for the biology class.  Right.

You're not this stupid rws. Quit pretending to be.   
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Birmingham on July 07, 2009, 04:31:34 PM
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Don't be a fucking moron. And don't insult my intelligence by making shit up.

Part of Auburns draw is it's football program. It is a part of who we are. People choose to come to the school for a variety of reasons -- football being one. Why not embrace a history that for the last 25 years has been better than yours?

What a dumb skank.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 07, 2009, 04:39:20 PM
What a dumb skank.

move on to something else. It was funny at first...
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 04:43:15 PM
Don't be a fucking moron. And don't insult my intelligence by making shit up.

Part of Auburns draw is it's football program. It is a part of who we are. People choose to come to the school for a variety of reasons -- football being one. Why not embrace a history that for the last 25 years has been better than yours?

Can you see the billboard from the Interstate? From a major road? You see a problem with promoting Auburn through its football program? How ironic. I guess that gaudy houndstooth striping you guys put on shit refers to professor's jackets. And the radio ad with the trashy whore bellowing raaawl taaahd when she talks about returning for her degree is a cheer for the biology class.  Right.

You're not this stupid rws. Quit pretending to be.   
Again, I think the billboard has a certain aim. There aren't that many folks from Mobile that are going to go to Auburn, or Alabama for that matter. Shit, look at USA. I know plenty of folks who have gone there, including somebody I work with. She was even amazed at how few Mobilians are there. When you look at the schools and what has happened with them over the past 5 years, thats not just a blind statement. Academics in the Mobile area are not good at all. Now, had AU put that billboard over in Baldwin County, again, I would be right there with you. One simply has to question a university billboard that:

1) Is in a very poor area
2) Is in an area with poor academics
3) Is in an area where AU has had their asses handed to them in recruiting for the past few years
4) Is in an area where AU coaches have already said they need to take back on the recruiting trail
5) Is mainly promoting football

Plus the fact that Chizik and Co. have already done all kinds of other crazy shit, would this really be that far out of the ballpark? Again, I agree that the billboard promotes the university itself as well, as does anything athletics related, by default only. When some kid in Prichard sees the billboard, I highly doubt the first thing he will think is "Oh, Civil Engineering!".

And please tell me you're joking about the Alabama ad. I've heard a few of them, but not that one. I'm hoping it does not exist.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 07, 2009, 05:12:26 PM
Again, I think the billboard has a certain aim. There aren't that many folks from Mobile that are going to go to Auburn, or Alabama for that matter. Shit, look at USA. I know plenty of folks who have gone there, including somebody I work with. She was even amazed at how few Mobilians are there. When you look at the schools and what has happened with them over the past 5 years, thats not just a blind statement. Academics in the Mobile area are not good at all. Now, had AU put that billboard over in Baldwin County, again, I would be right there with you. One simply has to question a university billboard that:

1) Is in a very poor area
2) Is in an area with poor academics
3) Is in an area where AU has had their asses handed to them in recruiting for the past few years
4) Is in an area where AU coaches have already said they need to take back on the recruiting trail
5) Is mainly promoting football
First of all, for someone that tried to pin the race card on Auburn fans about the Dre Kirk charger thing for being from a poor rough area, you sure are making a lot of insinuations in this thread.

Secondly, you act as if there's a force field around Baldwin County, and they never go into Mobile county.

Just like the countless billboards I've seen in Montgomery advertising for universities (Auburn, Alabama, UAB, Troy, you name it). They don't put them up in Prattville, but everyone knows that Prattvillians spend a lot of time in Montgomery. It has everything to do with population, and nothing to do with your conspiracy theories.

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And please tell me you're joking about the Alabama ad. I've heard a few of them, but not that one. I'm hoping it does not exist.
I've heard them countless times on JOX, with either your fight song or Rammer Jammer blaring in the background with ex-QB Jay Barker doing the voice over.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 07, 2009, 05:35:20 PM
So the theory is that this is more a recruiting tool in a talent rich area where Auburn has done poorly in the past couple of years.

Uh huh. Let's assume for argument's sake that you are correct.  And your point is what, exactly?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: The Prowler on July 07, 2009, 05:49:13 PM
you want radio stations that promote bammer football, rws?  Are you that fuckin' stupid to not hear the bammer spots on 99.5 or on 94.5???  I was listening to the PF Show today and your boy Shane was trying to make a joke out of the Auburn billboard saying that it was pathetic, then he said....what's next, is Auburn going to run a commercial about Auburn football?  Then three commercials later, 94.5 runs a commercial on bammer football and the guy that paints the SPuat paintings, LMAO.  Sounds like someone else is desperate.  Also, if I remember correctly, SPuat had a billboard off of Hwy 65, in Birmingham, about 5 years ago.  So, keep hatin' bammers...it just makes us Auburn fans love it that much more, TOUCHDOOOOOWN AAAAUBURRRRN!!!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 07, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
So the theory is that this is more a recruiting tool in a talent rich area where Auburn has done poorly in the past couple of years.

Uh huh. Let's assume for argument's sake that you are correct.  And your point is what, exactly?
Exactly.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
First of all, for someone that tried to pin the race card on Auburn fans about the Dre Kirk charger thing for being from a poor rough area, you sure are making a lot of insinuations in this thread.

Secondly, you act as if there's a force field around Baldwin County, and they never go into Mobile county.

Just like the countless billboards I've seen in Montgomery advertising for universities (Auburn, Alabama, UAB, Troy, you name it). They don't put them up in Prattville, but everyone knows that Prattvillians spend a lot of time in Montgomery. It has everything to do with population, and nothing to do with your conspiracy theories.
I've heard them countless times on JOX, with either your fight song or Rammer Jammer blaring in the background with ex-QB Jay Barker doing the voice over.
I did not try to pin the race card on anybody in the Dre Kirkpatrick thread. I don't think anybody ever made it about race, so neither did I. You hung your hat on the argument that since his father is a preacher and his mother worked for the government, therefore they could not afford the car. In this case, I have demographics on my side. By the way, have you ever walked down the street in the middle or Prichard? I haven't either. I, along with most sane people in the area, avoid downtown Mobile and Prichard at all costs. There are murders over there literally every day. Just over the weekend, some fucker with an AK-47 barged into a house and killed somebody. Then the next day he came back to finish off everybody else. That area is plagued by crime and drugs.

Alot of people in Baldwin County don't go to Mobile unless it is to go to work, or some sort of special event. There really isn't anything in Mobile that makes us jump up and say "Hey, I'm bored.....lets go to Mobile". Unless its to get some pot or something. There really isn't shit over there. Maybe its a little difficult to understand because you're not from this area, but Mobile is a total shithole.

As far as education, please. Over the past 5 years at some point or another the State of Alabama had to take control of alot of Mobile's schools due to poor standardized testing over a period of time. All high schools in Mobile have on-campus security or constant police protection. Just the other week the Mobile County School Board considered a resolution to buy tasers for all school security.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if you heard a sports advertisement on JOX. Amazing.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: El Guapo on July 07, 2009, 06:42:50 PM
you want radio stations that promote bammer football, rws?  Are you that fuckin' stupid to not hear the bammer spots on 99.5 or on 94.5???


Says the guy about the station that fucking broadcasts Auburn games!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AWK on July 07, 2009, 06:47:32 PM

Says the guy about the station that fucking broadcasts Auburn games!
99.5 is part of the Crimson Tide Network, or system of tubes, or synchronized toilet flushes, or what the fuck ever.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: The Prowler on July 07, 2009, 10:12:48 PM

Says the guy about the station that fucking broadcasts Auburn games!
Yup...it's an Auburn station for around 6 hours, for 12 to 14 games, the rest of the time it's a bammer channel.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 10:25:36 PM
Again, I think the billboard has a certain aim. There aren't that many folks from Mobile that are going to go to Auburn, or Alabama for that matter. Shit, look at USA. I know plenty of folks who have gone there, including somebody I work with. She was even amazed at how few Mobilians are there. When you look at the schools and what has happened with them over the past 5 years, thats not just a blind statement. Academics in the Mobile area are not good at all. Now, had AU put that billboard over in Baldwin County, again, I would be right there with you. One simply has to question a university billboard that:

1) Is in a very poor area
2) Is in an area with poor academics
3) Is in an area where AU has had their asses handed to them in recruiting for the past few years
4) Is in an area where AU coaches have already said they need to take back on the recruiting trail
5) Is mainly promoting football

Plus the fact that Chizik and Co. have already done all kinds of other crazy shit, would this really be that far out of the ballpark? Again, I agree that the billboard promotes the university itself as well, as does anything athletics related, by default only. When some kid in Prichard sees the billboard, I highly doubt the first thing he will think is "Oh, Civil Engineering!".

And please tell me you're joking about the Alabama ad. I've heard a few of them, but not that one. I'm hoping it does not exist.

This is ignorant and racist. 

Simple question yet to be answered.  Prichard is in the middle of the Interstate and two other major roads through Mobile.  Can this billboard be seen from I65?  90/98? 45?

Have you ever driven through Montgomery or Birmingham and seen ads promoting Troy, UAB, Alabama or other schools?  Are those all posted in fear of Saban and to boost recruiting in underprivileged neighborhoods?

Are you saying that poor kids from Prichard don't have the wherewithall to be civil engineers and should accept their role in life as a crack dealer?

No, I'm not joking about the Alabama ad.  It's been runnint for a couple of years.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 07, 2009, 11:23:52 PM
This is ignorant and racist.  

Simple question yet to be answered.  Prichard is in the middle of the Interstate and two other major roads through Mobile.  Can this billboard be seen from I65?  90/98? 45?

Have you ever driven through Montgomery or Birmingham and seen ads promoting Troy, UAB, Alabama or other schools?  Are those all posted in fear of Saban and to boost recruiting in underprivileged neighborhoods?

Are you saying that poor kids from Prichard don't have the wherewithall to be civil engineers and should accept their role in life as a crack dealer?

No, I'm not joking about the Alabama ad.  It's been runnint for a couple of years.
If its where I'm thinking it is, it can be seen from I-65 and Airport Blvd.

No, I can honestly say I haven't but you can't really take my word as accurate because I haven't been thru Montgomery in probably 5-6 years and haven't been to Birmingham for like 8 years. No is the answer, but its not really an accurate one. I could understand a school putting an ad on their home turf. Had the billboard been in say Lee County, that would be a no brainer. Don't get me wrong, had Alabama put up a billboard such as Auburn's down here I would wonder what the hell the point was in that as well. I'm not really saying the AU one is THAT big of a deal either, just shows how bad AU is hurting in this area is all, imo. Its a recruiting ploy, and thats fine. Like I said though, its just showing how much AU is hurting. Also, I've seen on other boards something about AU's enrollment has been capped for some time now. What the hell is that all about?

Obviously I can't say that about EVERY SINGLE kid from Prichard, but damn. Have you ever been through Prichard? Or known anybody that works/lives in Prichard? Take a stroll down those streets after dark, let me know how that works our for you. Its straight up fact that Mobile County has one of the worst school systems in the state, and is also one of the worst in standardized testing. Of course, that doesn't automatically make every single kid out of Prichard an idiot, but it doesn't look good for an argument that they are pushing the academic side of AU.

I've never heard the ad in question, but if it does in fact exist, and it is as bad as you say, then I can't and won't defend that.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Birmingham on July 07, 2009, 11:25:21 PM
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This is ignorant and racist.

Simple question yet to be answered.  Prichard is in the middle of the Interstate and two other major roads through Mobile.  Can this billboard be seen from I65?  90/98? 45?

Have you ever driven through Montgomery or Birmingham and seen ads promoting Troy, UAB, Alabama or other schools?  Are those all posted in fear of Saban and to boost recruiting in underprivileged neighborhoods?

Are you saying that poor kids from Prichard don't have the wherewithall to be civil engineers and should accept their role in life as a crack dealer?

No, I'm not joking about the Alabama ad.  It's been runnint for a couple of years.

Fuckin' dumbass.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 08, 2009, 02:19:16 AM
If its where I'm thinking it is, it can be seen from I-65 and Airport Blvd.


Then your entire premise is shot to shit and you can clam up now. 

Billboards are where they are.  If there's one that can be seen from I65 then maybe, just fucking maybe, it's intended to reach the thousands of people -- a good many of them Auburn fans -- who traverse the interstate daily. 

Or is it your purpose to tell me that the Mobile Bay Bears  are purposely placing signs in Prichard in order to hopefully entice young men from Prichard to try out for their teams because Saban is stealing so much talent from Mobile that there won't be a baseball program in a year or two if they can't slow him down a little?

Is it your purpose to tell me that signs for Hooters along I-65, located in Prichard, are a clever attempt to put the brakes on the Saban train and keep all the young female talent from flocking to the Tuscaloosa Hooters location to be nearer his leprechaun self? 

I have no problem telling you win you win a discussion. This one?  You got Choppered. Handed your ass on a platinum platter.  Game over.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: BZ770 on July 08, 2009, 04:07:24 AM
I live within 1 mile of that billboard and in no way do I live inthe middle of Prichard.  As far as the board I see it as a general recruiting adv for the univ Ie students in general.  And Airport BLvd is the equiv of Hwy 280 in bham, it will be seen by lots of cars, and no you can't see the sign from I65.  It's in front of Wings on Airport.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Kaos on July 08, 2009, 07:28:52 AM
I live within 1 mile of that billboard and in no way do I live inthe middle of Prichard.  As far as the board I see it as a general recruiting adv for the univ Ie students in general.  And Airport BLvd is the equiv of Hwy 280 in bham, it will be seen by lots of cars, and no you can't see the sign from I65.  It's in front of Wings on Airport.

Impossible.  Nobody with any decency lives anywhere near there.  No self-respecting human would be caught dead in that area. Certainly no one who'd aspire to a college education. 

rws? You done lost your mind.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
So the theory is that this is more a recruiting tool in a talent rich area where Auburn has done poorly in the past couple of years.

Uh huh. Let's assume for argument's sake that you are correct.  And your point is what, exactly?
I'd like to go back to this point...I don't see a problem with it, its called marketing.   They are obviously promoting AU football to both fans and potential prospects.  Its a decent way to reach a mass group of people.  So, what is your point exactly?

I just read a lot of jealousy in this thread, sounds to me like y'all are pissed you didn't think of it first.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 08, 2009, 11:23:12 AM
I'd like to go back to this point...I don't see a problem with it, its called marketing.   They are obviously promoting AU football to both fans and potential prospects.  Its a decent way to reach a mass group of people.  So, what is your point exactly?

I just read a lot of jealousy in this thread, sounds to me like y'all are pissed you didn't think of it first.
As I have already stated, my one and only point is that it shows AU football is hurting. Thats really about it, nothing major beyond that. I don't really think there are that many people walking around Mobile thinking "Geez, am I gonna be an Alabama fan or an Auburn fan? I just can't decide......OH, BILLBOARD!" Thats why I would assume a billboard with a bigass football helmet, and the tiger eyes that are used for athletics, and says "CHOOSE AUBURN" that is planted in the middle of Mobile (which just so happens to be an area AU coaches have vowed to take back) is meant for recruiting purposes. It simply outwardly says "We're hurting". I'm not going to sit here and post all these cute little emoticons about it, but it was good for a slight chuckle. Thats about it.

Jealousy? I know thats what you want our feelings towards Tiger Prowl and Big Cat Weekend to be, but it certainly isn't. We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you. Actually, just the simple fact that AU feels they need to do those kinds of things makes me feel pretty good about where Alabama stands. If AU coaches feel they need to go that far out of the box to simply have a shot with some recruits, something tells me Alabama is doing a pretty good job. Again, if you would read some of my posts, if Alabama put the same type of billboard up down here I would wonder what the hell the point is in that. If Alabama puts one up similar to AU's in Baldwin County tomorrow I would question it.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 11:26:39 AM
Actually, just the simple fact that AU feels they need to do those kinds of things makes me feel pretty good about where Alabama stands. If AU coaches feel they need to go that far out of the box to simply have a shot with some recruits, something tells me Alabama is doing a pretty good job.

I thought the "Saban bump" and video conferencing was considered outside the box?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 08, 2009, 11:34:04 AM
We are Saban's School Alabama. We don't need to do anything but walk in a school and recruits come to play for Saban Alabama. This just goes to show that you guys are just scared of Saban Alabama. This is another example of how far ahead Saban Alabama is and that Auburn has to do other things to compete with us. We here at Saban's School Alabama, are the cockiest bunch of fucktards in the NCAA. We mock anything that we didn't think of first. Sure we thought it was brilliant when Saban thought outside the box. But now, we just smuggly laugh. Saban Alabama doesn't need to do that anymore. We won the MNC SEC SEC West last year so we are back.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 08, 2009, 12:07:08 PM
We are Saban's School Alabama. We don't need to do anything but walk in a school and recruits come to play for Saban Alabama. This just goes to show that you guys are just scared of Saban Alabama. This is another example of how far ahead Saban Alabama is and that Auburn has to do other things to compete with us. We here at Saban's School Alabama, are the cockiest bunch of fucktards in the NCAA. We mock anything that we didn't think of first. Sure we thought it was brilliant when Saban thought outside the box. But now, we just smuggly laugh. Saban Alabama doesn't need to do that anymore. We won the MNC SEC SEC West last year so we are back.
I know thats the way you want to spin it because its inflammatory, but thats not even what I'm arguing. But to address what you have said, I think we are ahead of AU, yes. But, not in the sense that you say it. We have spent Y E A R S behind Auburn. Our program has been a total mess the better part of the past decade, and there is no arguing that. We are just now getting back on our feet. We had a great season last season, but lets see how we are able to maintain that. But if you honestly think Auburn has been at no disadvantage to Alabama for the past few years, then you are either stupid or just living under a rock. We have better talent at key positions, and I think AU got a taste of that in 08. I'm not saying we're vastly superior, blah blah blah, whatever bullshit you want to say to make an inflammatory comment and totally take out of context what I say, put words in my mouth, etc etc etc. I'm simply saying AU has been at a disadvantage the past few years.

I don't think anything that CNS has done recruiting wise is outside the box. Holy shit, he used video conferencing. How the fuck is that so outside the box? I'm sure its probably been done by a coach before. Going outside the box could definitely be defined as riding around in a limousine decked out in Auburn gear to "evaluate" prospects. I didn't even mock the main idea of the Big Cat Weekend, I simply mocked the whole pie/watermelon eating contest, rolling a tree, etc. I think its a great idea to get that many highly ranked guys all together at once on your campus. Its just everything thereafter is like my 3 year old's birthday party. But hey, keep spinning that whole jealousy theory. It doesn't make it anymore true, no matter how much you wish it would.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 12:13:35 PM


I don't think anything that CNS has done recruiting wise is outside the box. Holy shit, he used video conferencing. How the fuck is that so outside the box? I'm sure its probably been done by a coach before.

First to do it, probably not.

First to do it during a known dead period to gain an advantage........?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 08, 2009, 12:17:12 PM
First to do it, probably not.

First to do it during a known dead period to gain an advantage........?
And it was well within NCAA rules. We're still waiting on the news on that violation, btw....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 12:25:10 PM
And it was well within NCAA rules. We're still waiting on the news on that violation, btw....... :thumbsup:

Never said it was a violation but it was something that had not been done before, ie. outside the box.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 08, 2009, 12:28:30 PM
Never said it was a violation but it was something that had not been done before, ie. outside the box.
I didn't think it was all that special, but whatever floats your boat. I wouldn't think it would be in the same ballpark as Tiger Prowl or Big Cat Weekend.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 12:31:23 PM
I didn't think it was all that special, but whatever floats your boat. I wouldn't think it would be in the same ballpark as Tiger Prowl or Big Cat Weekend.

I think TP and BCW are a little larger splashes but if something is done for the first time it is considered new or outside the box to my way of thinking.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 08, 2009, 12:49:44 PM
But if you honestly think Auburn has been at no disadvantage to Alabama for the past few years, then you are either stupid or just living under a rock.
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I'm simply saying AU has been at a disadvantage the past few years.

Past few years? How ya figure?

This is another tenet of the bammer mentality I was talking about in another thread.

ONE year = the "the past few years". ONE year = a trend. ONE year = the way things are, have been, and will be, as opposed to the anomaly in the actual real-life trend.

So how many years make up your "last few years" cutoff? Because if it's anything beyond the last ONE year, then you're simply wrong. Be it head-to-head or overall record, it's only an even wash if you count the last TWO years, and that's because the year before we had the advantage in both categories, which averages out to even with the ONE year anomaly.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: #1Bammer on July 08, 2009, 01:04:23 PM
   I'm glad I could bring some life into this sorry ass message board!  Now, all of you cow college fans can end this thread and go back to fuckin your sisters!   36-0  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 08, 2009, 01:05:51 PM
I think TP and BCW are a little larger splashes but if something is done for the first time it is considered new or outside the box to my way of thinking.
But nothing as outlandish as (gasp) putting up a billboard for your University outside an airport on a major interstate!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AWK on July 08, 2009, 02:24:55 PM
   I'm glad I could bring some life into this sorry ass message board!  Now, all of you cow college fans can end this thread and go back to fuckin your sisters!   36-0  :thumbsup:
Your stint is growing tiresome...
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 02:38:08 PM
As I have already stated, my one and only point is that it shows AU football is hurting. Thats really about it, nothing major beyond that. I don't really think there are that many people walking around Mobile thinking "Geez, am I gonna be an Alabama fan or an Auburn fan? I just can't decide......OH, BILLBOARD!" Thats why I would assume a billboard with a bigass football helmet, and the tiger eyes that are used for athletics, and says "CHOOSE AUBURN" that is planted in the middle of Mobile (which just so happens to be an area AU coaches have vowed to take back) is meant for recruiting purposes. It simply outwardly says "We're hurting". I'm not going to sit here and post all these cute little emoticons about it, but it was good for a slight chuckle. Thats about it.

Jealousy? I know thats what you want our feelings towards Tiger Prowl and Big Cat Weekend to be, but it certainly isn't. We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you. Actually, just the simple fact that AU feels they need to do those kinds of things makes me feel pretty good about where Alabama stands. If AU coaches feel they need to go that far out of the box to simply have a shot with some recruits, something tells me Alabama is doing a pretty good job. Again, if you would read some of my posts, if Alabama put the same type of billboard up down here I would wonder what the hell the point is in that. If Alabama puts one up similar to AU's in Baldwin County tomorrow I would question it.

How does it show that AU football is hurting?  See this is where you obviously have no experience in marketing or marketing yourself.  I see dozens of billboards for McDonalds, wow they must really be hurting. 

It's called advertising, its called 117 teams, all vying for similar prospects. It is not about Alabama football or their recruiting, its about Auburn trying to achieve the best recruits and doing it in ways that create hype and excitement. 

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If AU coaches feel they need to go that far out of the box to simply have a shot with some recruits, something tells me Alabama is doing a pretty good job.

As you yourself have stated some of the players that AU is after Alabama is not, including players that were present at the recruiting events. So why would something tell you that Alabama is doing a good job? If we are not after the same players how does that translate into Alabama doing a good job?  As far as the players that both teams are after well, I don't quite see how getting a bunch of recruits on campus all at the same time, to have a good time, is a stupid idea. 

I don't know how far out of the box it is, I have heard of other schools doing similar things.  The only reason I could see you laughing at us is nervous laughter because your worried its working.

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if Alabama put the same type of billboard up down here I would wonder what the hell the point is in that. If Alabama puts one up similar to AU's in Baldwin County tomorrow I would question it.


I could really care less what your thoughts are about putting up an uat billboard.  Believe it or not, not everything Auburn does is because of uat football.  Jesus you guys are self centered.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Hogwally on July 08, 2009, 02:50:00 PM
     The thing I find amusing is you scoff at Auburn for being down in your opinion, then you scoff at them for trying new things.  Do you just expect them to do nothing and lay down for you? 
     BTW, to say Saban's tactics when he started at 'bama weren't outside the box is ridiculous.  He had an NCAA recruiting rule named after him to stop one "innovation"  and they had to rewrite another rule for clarification over the teleconferencing stunt.
     Personally, I hope the Arkansas coaches keep an eye on what Auburn is doing, and try to learn from it what works and what doesn't.  I hope we are trying new and innovative ways to catch the attention of 17 year olds.  If we do, some will probably work and some may not, but to just do the same things that have always been done seems like a good way to fall behind to me.

 
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 03:17:50 PM
I think hookers are the way to go.


17 year olds are bound to like hookers.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Argo on July 08, 2009, 03:23:17 PM
And Argo, cut the #1bammer, numberonebammer, #2bammer, NickSaban, PeterNorth bullshit out.

The jig is up.

It's annoying as fuck. No one's fooled. No one cares.

Bad news for you, that isn't me.  I hacked into two of those accounts because the password "bammer", but I didn't create either account and haven't even logged into this website since Sunday evening. 

You should probably talk to one of your Auburn buddies.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 03:30:58 PM
Bad news for you, that isn't me.  I hacked into two of those accounts because the password "bammer", but I didn't create either account and haven't even logged into this website since Sunday evening. 

You should probably talk to one of your Auburn buddies.
Actually we can log ip addresses and I will swear on my life that neither of those two accounts were created by members of this board.  The reason he thought it was you is because it shows you using the account.  If they are Auburn fans they aren't registered on this board as such.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Argo on July 08, 2009, 03:36:24 PM
Actually we can log ip addresses and I will swear on my life that neither of those two accounts were created by members of this board.  The reason he thought it was you is because it shows you using the account.  If they are Auburn fans they aren't registered on this board as such.

Honestly, the passwords for NickSaban and #2bammer was "bammer".  I guessed it on the first try and initially changed both passwords because I was tired of seeing the dumbass posts by that person.  I then changed the passwords back to "bammer" because I figured someone here was trying to generate posts.

There are some dumbass Bama fans in this world, but I don't know one that would create an account under the name "bammer" and also have the password as "bammer". 

Where are the other IPs located at?  It does give a location doesn't it?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 03:57:18 PM
Honestly, the passwords for NickSaban and #2bammer was "bammer".  I guessed it on the first try and initially changed both passwords because I was tired of seeing the dumbass posts by that person.  I then changed the passwords back to "bammer" because I figured someone here was trying to generate posts.

There are some dumbass Bama fans in this world, but I don't know one that would create an account under the name "bammer" and also have the password as "bammer". 

Where are the other IPs located at?  It does give a location doesn't it?
Both accounts were deleted following the controversy. So I am not sure anymore.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Argo on July 08, 2009, 04:07:20 PM
Both accounts were deleted following the controversy. So I am not sure anymore.

Well, I haven't logged into the PeterNorth or any of the other generic bama usernames, so just ban those IP addresses.   
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 08, 2009, 04:12:47 PM
     The thing I find amusing is you scoff at Auburn for being down in your opinion, then you scoff at them for trying new things.  Do you just expect them to do nothing and lay down for you? 
     BTW, to say Saban's tactics when he started at 'bama weren't outside the box is ridiculous.  He had an NCAA recruiting rule named after him to stop one "innovation"  and they had to rewrite another rule for clarification over the teleconferencing stunt.
     Personally, I hope the Arkansas coaches keep an eye on what Auburn is doing, and try to learn from it what works and what doesn't.  I hope we are trying new and innovative ways to catch the attention of 17 year olds.  If we do, some will probably work and some may not, but to just do the same things that have always been done seems like a good way to fall behind to me.

 

Welcome to the state of Alabama.  Whether it's on more national message boards or a local one like TigersX, Alabama fans ALWAYS carry the attitude of being the only legitimite football team in this state.  Auburn can't compete.  Alabama always wins.  If AU does somehow win, it's because Alabama had a mess up and allowed it to happen.  Auburn is stupid for trying to stay successful.  

Take all of this for instance.  According to Alabama fans, Auburn is just desperate to get back in the game with Alabama because they're "dominating" us so badly.  Auburn is crazy to think they have a chance against Bama, which is why Auburn resorts to "thinking outside the box."  What they don't realize, is that just a few freakin' years ago, they seemed pretty damn desperate when they hired Nick Saban for $4 million/year just so they could compete with Auburn again.  

But that's not what a Bammer will tell you.  They hired Nick Saban because Alabama is a powerhouse that always gets the best coaches (see Billy Curry, Ray Perkins, Dubose, Franchione, Mike Price, Mike Shula).  They have the most supportive and passionate fanbase (see bricks going through coaches' windows).  They have a tradition of winning and understand what it takes to win (see NCAA infractions in the last 20 years).  

 :taunt:  
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 08, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
You know it's July when an Auburn billboard is cause for a thread working on five pages.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 08, 2009, 05:01:38 PM
I think hookers are the way to go.


17 year olds are bound to like hookers.

That is not outside teh box.  Dumbose thought of that one already.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 09, 2009, 07:41:02 AM
That is not outside teh box.  Dumbose thought of that one already.

Well so did Colorado but I think they just backed Ralphie up to a glory hole.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 12:01:59 PM
Whats the deal with bammers calling us barners? Its not really that offensive which you think about the other option. I'd rather live in a barn than in a ghetto that smells like egg farts.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Godfather on July 09, 2009, 12:31:33 PM
Whats the deal with bammers calling us barners? Its not really that offensive which you think about the other option. I'd rather live in a barn than in a ghetto that smells like egg farts.
Shhhh don't let them know that we don't care.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 09, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
Shhhh don't let them know that we don't care.
Because we are the finest agricultural institution in the nation, in a bammer's small mind, that means we're all Farmer Joe milkin' cows and steppin' in pig shit.

I remember reading on a message board a long time ago, when a bammer kept throwing out "cow college", and an Auburn fan threw out a link to a census database that showed that Tuscaloosa County actually had more cattle than Lee County, at least at the time of this survey (some time in the last five years). I wish I had saved this link, because I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself, considering we have such a renowned agricultural school.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 09, 2009, 01:37:49 PM
Because we are the finest agricultural institution in the nation, in a bammer's small mind, that means we're all Farmer Joe milkin' cows and steppin' in pig shit.

I remember reading on a message board a long time ago, when a bammer kept throwing out "cow college", and an Auburn fan threw out a link to a census database that showed that Tuscaloosa County actually had more cattle than Lee County, at least at the time of this survey (some time in the last five years). I wish I had saved this link, because I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself, considering we have such a renowned agricultural school.

That was over on the site that must not be named.  I saw it as well. 

Ask and ye shall receive.....

Condensed version:

Tuscaloosa county = 9549

Lee county = 7712

20% difference

These were 2002 figures so the figure could be more now since there is an inverse relationship between how good the tide does and how much sibling sex there is.
Thus with all those down years the cows in Tuscaloosa had a hell of a break from their owners and probably had sex to propagate their own species.

http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf (http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf)
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 09, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
That was over on the site that must not be named.  I saw it as well. 

Ask and ye shall receive.....

Condensed version:

Tuscaloosa county = 9549

Lee county = 7712

20% difference

These were 2002 figures so the figure could be more now since there is an inverse relationship between how good the tide does and how much sibling sex there is.
Thus with all those down years the cows in Tuscaloosa had a hell of a break from their owners and probably had sex to propagate their own species.

http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf (http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf)

The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Saniflush on July 09, 2009, 02:02:59 PM
The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)

Up to 36%
Based on the inverse relationship of tahd success and sister sexing I expect those numbers to decrease again shortly.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 09, 2009, 02:23:01 PM
The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)

Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 09, 2009, 02:29:30 PM
Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!

I can hear them churning out T-shirts in honor of a couple more championships.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 02:40:16 PM
Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5yWKiDLXUE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5yWKiDLXUE)

Quote
SITTIN ON A QUARTER 'P OF HAY
THANGS IS FEELIN GOOD TODAY.
I'M TORE UP,FROM THE FLOOR UP
SIPPIN ON SOME CROWN ROYAL.
TRIPPIN,IN A CIRCLE OF WOOD
WHERE EVERYBODY SMOKE THEY OWN BUD.
GOOD OLE' HAY
HOW YOU FEEL TODAY?
FINE,BLOWED AND DANDY.
SILLY LIKE I'M HYPE OFF CANDY.
GOTTA BIG,THICK CHIC NAMED SANDY.
IN THE FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN
WHERE EVERYBODY'S FEELIN CRAZY.
I WENT TO VISIT GRANNY'S HOUSE.
NOW I SEE WHY DON'T NOBODY LEAVE.
WE CONSTANTLY,CONSTANTLY,CONSTANTLY SMOKIN B'S.
TOO BLITZED TO EVEN SHAKE IT OFF
BUT I STILL GOT MY HEAD UP.
COLDHARD FINNA GO IN THE BACK OF THE BARN
AND GET MY BIG BLACK PETER SUCKED
PASS THE HAY YOU SILLY SLUT,
BLAZE IT UP SO I CAN HIT THAT BUD.
GIT ME ZONED AND I'LL BE ON.
CUZ I LOVE TO SMOKE UPON HAY.

(CHORUS)
SMOKIN ON
HAAAYY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN.
SMOKIN ON
HAAAYY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN.

THE HAY GOT ME GOIN THROUGH A STAGE
AND I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
SMOKIN EVERYDAY
I GOT SOME HAY
AND YOU KNOW I'M FINNA ROLL IT UP.
MAKE A CLOUD
I'M GONNA TAKE MY MIND AWAY FROM ALL THE
BULLCRAP.
BUMP MY SOUNDS
LAY BACK AND ROLL
MACK TO THE FREAKS THAT'S ON THE ROAD.
SOMETIMES I WONDER
WHEN I WAS BLOWED ON THE STREETS.
ANYBODY WANNA STEP TO ME,
I'MA SEE HOW ROUGH THEY BE.
IN THIS SESSION,MANIFESTING
ON MYP'S AND Q'S
NEVER SNOOZE CAUSE I REFUSE.
INHALE,EXHALE THE SMELL.
SMOKIN HAY ALL BY MYSELF.
WILDSTLE,LAUGHIN LOUD.
WIT MY HOMIES BY MY SIDE.
IF SOMETHIN OFF LET IT RIDE.
ON MY SQUARE WHEN TIME IS LIVE.
EVERYBODY THROW IT UP
GO TO THE BARN AND GET SOME HAY.
WHEN I GET MY CHOKE ON.
FOOL YOU KNOW I'M SMOKIN ON......

HAY NOW HAY
WE SMOKIN UP HAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN
AND I'M LIT UP
CAN'T GET UP
MY EYES ARE RED
AND MY HEAD IS SPINNIN.
TOOK ANOTHER PULL
RIDIN RED BULL
GOT THE GOOFIES, CAN'T STOP GRINNIN.
GOT A POSSE FULL OF HOES PLAYIN IN MY BRAIDS
AND WE BOUT TO GET IN EM.
OVER YONDER IS THE BARN WHERE THE PALS BE AT
AND EVERYTHING FUNNY.
GOTTA PAUSE SOME NIGGA TRYIN' TO BLOW MY HIGH
SMOKIN ALL THAT HAY WITH NO MONEY.
NOW TRULY THIS BITCH WANNA DO ME
SO I HIT THE 151 BACARDI
SHE HIGH LIKE THE SUN
THICK LIKE CORNBREAD,AND I'M READY TO PARTY.
THAT HAY GOT ME SO GOTDAMN HORNY
BUT I DON'T LIKE THAT TRAMP.
THE WHOLE REASON I'M POPPIN THAT COOCHIE
CAUSE THE HOE HAD A BOOK OF FOODSTAMPS.
AND I GOT THE MUNCHIES
I NEED SOUL FOOD.
COLLARD GREENS OR PINTO BEANS.
IF YOU SMOKE HAY LIKE THE CONFLICT DO,
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I MEAN.

(CHORUS)

ROLLIN DOWN THE BLOCK
CAR FULL OF FLIES AND THE FLIES TRIED TO RISE UP OUT DAT DORR CRACK.
GOT MY NIGGAS IN THE BARN SMOKIN ON THAT
HAY STACK
BACK UP ON THE SCENE FROM SMOKIN HERB,
I CREEPED UP ON THE WALL AND ALL I HEARD.
WAS A BUD OF MINE WHO DROPPED A NEEDLE IN
THE HAY
WITH A FUNKY DIME WORD.
COULDN'T BE MYSELF
COULDN'T SMOKE WIT NOBODY ELSE
IF I DIDN'T PASS IT TO THE LEFT.
NIGGA WOULD HAVE LOST MY BREATH.
OPEN UP THE WINDOW 'FORE I FALL AND FAINT
BUT I CAN'T
CAUSE I ROLL AROUND IN DAT BARN RIDE.
ROLLIN UP THE HOOTIE HOO
ROUGHEST SKIN ROLLER ON DAT WEST SIDE.
NIGGA COME ON IN
I GOT SOME HAY
WON'T YOU CLOSE DAT BARN DOOR
NIGGA WHAT YOU LET THEM FLIES OUT FOR?
AIN'T NOBODY TO RICH, WE POOR.
LETTIN ALL THE CONTACT SMOKE UP IN THE BARN
THE FLIES KEEP US CHOKIN.
THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST
FOR ALL THE HAY YOU'RE GIVIN US
CAUSE WE'LL KEEP ON SMOKIN'.

(CHORUS)

Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 03:42:48 PM
If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".

Bull cock.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: BZ770 on July 09, 2009, 09:36:19 PM
Impossible.  Nobody with any decency lives anywhere near there.  No self-respecting human would be caught dead in that area. Certainly no one who'd aspire to a college education. 

rws? You done lost your mind.


I live in midtown which is a few blocks from Murphy High and it's 99% European with many Auburn Alums as friends and neighbors.  Which is about 1 mile East of Wings.  So lots of decent people do live close to that billboard.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AWK on July 09, 2009, 11:23:26 PM

I live in midtown which is a few blocks from Murphy High and it's 99% European with many Auburn Alums as friends and neighbors.  Which is about 1 mile East of Wings.  So lots of decent people do live close to that billboard.
But...But...BUT IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: ggraf71 on July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 PM
If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".

Because a cow without a head is considered "steak".
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Ranger12 on July 10, 2009, 10:49:04 PM
Yeah, the ignorant inbred that started this thread really has one up on us with that humor he finds in that billboard. The fact that he apparently has no life and has to come over to an AU board to post about it is not near as funny as that billboard. :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: JR4AU on July 11, 2009, 10:20:01 AM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x126/etsrolltide/AUbillboard.jpg)


God the barn is pathetic!! :rofl:

Yea, if I was a recruit this billboard would make me go to the cow college! :rofl:


I find it amazing you fucking stupid fuckers will make fun of ANYTHING Auburn.  You and yours are pathetic pieces of shit. 
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: JR4AU on July 11, 2009, 10:23:30 AM
This should land them a cpl of 2 stars :rofl:

I love the way you fucking dumb fucks say certain marketing works on 2 stars, and others work on 5 stars....you don't have a clue how fucking stupid you are do you?  Do you jack off to stars?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 15, 2009, 12:48:50 PM
http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/07/auburn_football_kick_offs_bill.html (http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/07/auburn_football_kick_offs_bill.html)

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Auburn football may soon be appearing on a roadway near you, that is if you're driving around Birmingham, Mobile and Atlanta.
Billboards promoting Auburn are going up today and tomorrow in a marketing campaign in conjunction with Auburn ISP Sports Network. The message is clean and right out of the fight song: Fearless and True, it says, with a helmet raised. It also says, ``Choose Auburn.''

Auburn officials said they chose those three cities for the billboards because of the large alumni base. A billboard on Rocky Ridge Road in Vestavia was up Tuesday.

 
``These billboards in strategically selected markets show our commitment to continuing to look for innovative ways to promote Auburn football and enhance the Auburn brand,'' Athletics Director Jay Jacobs said in a statement. ``The billboards will also promote and support the mission of Auburn University in general, complementing other recent investments such as the establishment of the Shug Jordan Professorship and other initiatives to come."
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AUChizad on July 15, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/07/auburn_football_kick_offs_bill.html (http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/07/auburn_football_kick_offs_bill.html)

Thanks. That article confirmed that your conspiracy theories are in fact the insane ramblings we had all declared earlier.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 15, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Thanks. That article confirmed that your conspiracy theories are in fact the insane ramblings we had all declared earlier.
I wouldn't think that they would need to entice alumni to "choose Auburn", but whatever. The billboards' primary mission is to promote Auburn football, its only supporting Auburn in general by default. Does AU really have that many alumni in Birmingham, btw?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 15, 2009, 02:14:51 PM
I wouldn't think that they would need to entice alumni to "choose Auburn", but whatever. The billboards' primary mission is to promote Auburn football, its only supporting Auburn in general by default. Does AU really have that many alumni in Birmingham, btw?

No.  In a city of 1 million+ (including the suburbs), there are only around 20,000 AU alumni.  AU fans tend to live in Georgia because that's what state Auburn is actually in.   :stewie:
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Thrilla on July 15, 2009, 03:04:42 PM
Because a cow without a head is considered "steak".

We have a winner.   :ice:

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Auburn football may soon be appearing on a roadway near you, that is if you're driving around Birmingham, Mobile and Atlanta.

Where is the one in Atlanta?
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: The Prowler on July 15, 2009, 05:48:17 PM
There's one on 20/59 South, right after the Princeton Hospital exit.

The threats have already started.  I heard one caller on the PF show say that, "we gonna take sum crimpsun paint and paint aw over each an ever one of 'em."  LMAO........I LOVE IT!!!!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Jumbo on July 15, 2009, 06:00:27 PM
There's one on 20/59 South, right after the Princeton Hospital exit.

The threats have already started.  I heard one caller on the PF show say that, "we gonna take sum crimpsun paint and paint aw over each an ever one of 'em."  LMAO........I LOVE IT!!!!
I see 2 on my way to work, I think it's a good move!
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: RWS on July 15, 2009, 08:40:02 PM
There's one on 20/59 South, right after the Princeton Hospital exit.

The threats have already started.  I heard one caller on the PF show say that, "we gonna take sum crimpsun paint and paint aw over each an ever one of 'em."  LMAO........I LOVE IT!!!!
And I hope their ass goes to jail. Thats blatent douchebaggery. Yet another example of football fans getting out of hand.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: AWK on July 15, 2009, 09:43:54 PM
And I hope their ass goes to jail. Thats blatent douchebaggery. Yet another example of football fans getting out of hand.
True dat.
Title: Re: Barn Billboard LMAO!
Post by: Thrilla on August 01, 2009, 11:13:19 AM

Where is the one in Atlanta?

Finally saw it last weekend.  I85 Southbound, right before it turns into the connector, just South of Exit 89, North Druid Hills Road.  It's on the left.  It'll get lots of views on this traffic infested route.