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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on March 29, 2009, 01:03:29 AM
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You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!!!
I love watching Auburn practice video. It's better than watching Comedy Central.
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1074320443 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1074320443)
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Here you guys go. This is a practice. Watch out for that 37 second mark, it's a prophecy of next years IronBowl.
http://www.tidesports.com/article/20090328/VIDEO/903282010&template=video&lineup=431782885 (http://www.tidesports.com/article/20090328/VIDEO/903282010&template=video&lineup=431782885)
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You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!!!
I love watching Auburn practice video. It's better than watching Comedy Central.
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1074320443 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1074320443)
Too bad you were kicked out of the Quest for sucking everyone's dick.
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Too bad you were kicked out of the Quest for sucking everyone's dick.
You add relevense and substance to this thread about Auburn football practice. :eyeroll:
Thanks for taking something about football and turning it into dudes sucking dick. Not my words, yours. Let's get back to football, dick-suck boy.
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To me, it looked like players in the second day of a brand new system with brand new coaches. Did I miss something (except the fact that Kodi can't throw a fucking screen pass)?
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I don't get it. So, some coaches were teaching players about football on the 2nd day of spring practice? And then, to show off for Bama, you show a video of Bama receivers catching softly thrown five yard passes?
DOUCHE.
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Here you guys go. This is a practice. Watch out for that 37 second mark, it's a prophecy of next years IronBowl.
http://www.tidesports.com/article/20090328/VIDEO/903282010&template=video&lineup=431782885 (http://www.tidesports.com/article/20090328/VIDEO/903282010&template=video&lineup=431782885)
Don't know what you saw that was so funny bammer, guess you just get tickled watching young men. Honestly are all you bammer rednecks just stupid mother fuckers? Wha't really gonna be funny is watching the bammer OL without fat boy smith
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I enjoyed watching some AU football. Thanks for posting.
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I enjoyed watching some AU football. Thanks for posting.
Agreed. After the video started, I completely forgot about why I was watching it in the first place.
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Agreed. After the video started, I completely forgot about why I was watching it in the first place.
I was under the impression that it was going to be funny, all I saw was an AU practice with shorts and helmets, maybe I missed something. Bammers ..go figure
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Since you guys enjoyed it so much, here's another. You're right, there's nothing absolutely hilarious about these practice videos at all! I promise. Is Chizik teaching them to be ballerinas at the beginning of the video?
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948)
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Since you guys enjoyed it so much, here's another. You're right, there's nothing absolutely hilarious about these practice videos at all! I promise. Is Chizik teaching them to be ballerinas at the beginning of the video?
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948)
I know for sure now that you have never played a down of football before...and you are COMPLETELY ignorant on anything football related! Thank you for erasing ANY doubt that I may have had...
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Since you guys enjoyed it so much, here's another. You're right, there's nothing absolutely hilarious about these practice videos at all! I promise. Is Chizik teaching them to be ballerinas at the beginning of the video?
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948)
whatever bammer, guess you got us good, how will we survive? geeez your and idiot
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Cool, I had forgotten guys like Eltoro were already on campus. Good thing too. Our LB corp has no numbers after graduation and Blackmon's departure. From all accounts, The Bull will step in the rotation right away.
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The only football Dickham had ever played is the type that requires a console and a joystick/gamepad. Even then, he has to get that for Christmas and birthdays from his mommy. Kind of hard to get a job and buy those things for himself when he never leaves the basement.
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My God...how will we ever recover?
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Man can they practice!!! I think the Tuscaloosa knitting circle just awarded bama their 13th national championship! Those boys are the best practice-ers in the game! No wait, that's championship #14, if forgot about the one the took home in recrootin' last year.
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Video (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/1.73/immersiveplayer/immersive/client/player.html?playerId=immersiveplayer&referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&referralObject=1083923838&playlistId=cd47f8e8cc35017c397bd52f39adfb9d3cfecf7a&streamingFormat=FLASH)
I like this drill Trooper Taylor has going.
"If you can dodge me slapping you in the face with this tackling dummy, you can dodge a defender."
(http://www.lerune.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/patches.jpg)
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Another good video. (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/1.73/immersiveplayer/immersive/client/player.html?playerId=immersiveplayer&referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&referralObject=1083923838&playlistId=cd47f8e8cc35017c397bd52f39adfb9d3cfecf7a&streamingFormat=FLASH) Thanks for the links, Bham!
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Since you guys enjoyed it so much, here's another. You're right, there's nothing absolutely hilarious about these practice videos at all! I promise. Is Chizik teaching them to be ballerinas at the beginning of the video?
http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948 (http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-montgomery-123-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=immersiveplayer&maven_referralPlaylistId=5659fe5b773a0ff54bc3134e5e96431ee9c82314&maven_referralObject=1071561948)
It's pretty obvious you're a douche bag just being an idiot, and you've never seen a football field other than on TV. Say did your daddy teach you how to suck dicks?
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Yikes. The QBs need work.
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I love how Auburn's QB's blowing translates to me never playing football (which is absolutly not true.)
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Thats what you call football practice? God, the barn will get their ass kick worse than 36-0 next year! Rammer Jammer bitches!! :fu: CheezDick for coach of the year already!! LMAO! :rofl:
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careful, hoov5. If you point out the obvious they'll accuse you of not playing football!!!! I know, serious shit, huh!?!?
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careful, hoov5. If you point out the obvious they'll accuse you of not playing football!!!! I know, serious shit, huh!?!?
Tecmo Bowl or Ten Yard Fight?
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careful, hoov5. If you point out the obvious they'll accuse you of not playing football!!!! I know, serious shit, huh!?!?
None of these dumb hillbillies have ever play football in their life! The closest thing they have come to a sport is cow tippin! :clap:
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careful, hoov5. If you point out the obvious they'll accuse you of not playing football!!!! I know, serious shit, huh!?!?
You know...you really didn't have to create the new profile.
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Thats what you call football practice? God, the barn will get their ass kick worse than 36-0 next year! Rammer Jammer bitches!! :fu: CheezDick for coach of the year already!! LMAO! :rofl:
5 posts and already the king of all bammer fuckheads. Cheezdick your favorite thing to eat? or is it dick cheeze?
Just remember bammer if we want any shit from you we'll screw your head off and dip it out
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None of these dumb hillbillies have ever play football in their life! The closest thing they have come to a sport is cow tippin! :clap:
Hey, Paw...Paw. Guess whut I done today. I wuz over at Billy T's an we wuz playin on his computer. He found one of them Barner websites and got us all regsitered an everything. Man, we wuz givin' them Barners hell. I let Billy T do all thuh typin' cause he makes it sound all big city an shit. You shoulda' seen it. I threw that score all up in their faces and called em' dumb hillbillies.
I did. An Billy T...he wuz on there the other day an called one them Barner players a dumb N*****!!! I swear I bout' pee'd my pants...agin.
An they gots these little cartoon thingies that you can use that even flips em' the middle finger. We used it about 4 times and laughed our asses off. Billy T says he's done see'd this Bama board that has tons of em', more better than that Barner board. He says he'll show it to me after they's through suspendin' him fer showin' those pictures of that night him and Tommy got drunk and went skinny dippin' in Johnson's Lake. I'm goin' over there again this afternoon when school lets out an we's gonna' give them Barners what for.
Oh, oh, oh...and you shoulda' seen this guy on this thang called UTube. He goes by the name of Cowboy and don't nobody give them Barners hell like that. We gotta' get our own computer Paw, I swear....
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Hey, Paw...Paw. Guess whut I done today. I wuz over at Billy T's an we wuz playin on his computer. He found one of them Barner websites and got us all regsitered an everything. Man, we wuz givin' them Barners hell. I let Billy T do all thuh typin' cause he makes it sound all big city an shit. You shoulda' seen it. I threw that score all up in their faces and called em' dumb hillbillies.
I did. An Billy T...he wuz on there the other day an called one them Barner players a dumb N*****!!! I swear I bout' pee'd my pants...agin.
An they gots these little cartoon thingies that you can use that even flips em' the middle finger. We used it about 4 times and laughed our asses off. Billy T says he's done see'd this Bama board that has tons of em', more better than that Barner board. He says he'll show it to me after they's through suspendin' him fer showin' those pictures of that night him and Tommy got drunk and went skinny dippin' in Johnson's Lake. I'm goin' over there again this afternoon when school lets out an we's gonna' give them Barners what for.
Oh, oh, oh...and you shoulda' seen this guy on this thang called UTube. He goes by the name of Cowboy and don't nobody give them Barners hell like that. We gotta' get our own computer Paw, I swear....
That raht thar was funnier 'n Larry The Cable Guy!
(http://www.joshwapp.com/various%20images/Laughing%20Redneck.JPG)
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None of these dumb hillbillies have ever play football in their life! The closest thing they have come to a sport is cow tippin! :clap:
Dude, you're five posts in and you already look like the biggest dipshit ever.
Myth and reality
According to popular belief, cows can easily be pushed over without much force because they are slow-moving, slow-witted and weak-legged, have a high center of gravity and sleep standing up. Numerous publications have debunked cow-tipping as a myth. Cows do not sleep standing up, nor do their knees lock, making the act of cow-tipping impossible.[2]
A variety of calculations have been performed to determine if cow tipping is physically possible.[1][3] A study led by Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, concludes that cow tipping by a single person is impossible. Her calculations found that it would take at least two people to apply enough force to push over a cow if the cow does not react and reorient its footing. If the cow does react, it would take at least four people to push it over. Professor Lillie noted that, contrary to the myth, cows are well aware of their surroundings (they have excellent senses of smell and hearing) and are very difficult to sneak up upon.[1][4][5][6]
The British media outlet Times Online has posted a detailed illustration of the force necessary to push over a cow.[7]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping)
Just like a bammer...perpetuating lies to fit your own agenda. Everybody knows we only go out to those fields for the mushrooms.
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Hey, Paw...Paw. Guess whut I done today. I wuz over at Billy T's an we wuz playin on his computer. He found one of them Barner websites and got us all regsitered an everything. Man, we wuz givin' them Barners hell. I let Billy T do all thuh typin' cause he makes it sound all big city an shit. You shoulda' seen it. I threw that score all up in their faces and called em' dumb hillbillies.
I did. An Billy T...he wuz on there the other day an called one them Barner players a dumb N*****!!! I swear I bout' pee'd my pants...agin.
An they gots these little cartoon thingies that you can use that even flips em' the middle finger. We used it about 4 times and laughed our asses off. Billy T says he's done see'd this Bama board that has tons of em', more better than that Barner board. He says he'll show it to me after they's through suspendin' him fer showin' those pictures of that night him and Tommy got drunk and went skinny dippin' in Johnson's Lake. I'm goin' over there again this afternoon when school lets out an we's gonna' give them Barners what for.
Oh, oh, oh...and you shoulda' seen this guy on this thang called UTube. He goes by the name of Cowboy and don't nobody give them Barners hell like that. We gotta' get our own computer Paw, I swear....
Why are you telling these dumb barners what you did today? Hell they did the same thing! :rofl:
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Dude, you're five posts in and you already look like the biggest dipshit ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping)
Just like a bammer...perpetuating lies to fit your own agenda. Everybody knows we only go out to those fields for the mushrooms.
he may go for the shrooms but he stays for the bull penis.
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Who invited these dipshit fuckhead bammer morons here anyway? Was it done so we never forget just how fucking stupid they are as a group?
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Who invited these dipshit fuckhead bammer morons here anyway? Was it done so we never forget just how fucking stupid they are as a group?
In the early days a few bammers who are fun to argue with were invited.
Dipshits like this find their way here on their own...
Glad they do. It's nice to have a court jester to laugh at and solidify the stereotypes.
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Who invited these dipshit fuckhead bammer morons here anyway? Was it done so we never forget just how fucking stupid they are as a group?
what's amusing to me is the nitwit actually thinks he's accomplishing something by comeing here and acting (or being) a 12 year old. big deal, bammers say stupid shit every day, what's one more. The only difference between this moron and the other morons is that he's just a bit lower on the limb-less family tree.
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Who invited these dipshit fuckhead bammer morons here anyway? Was it done so we never forget just how fucking stupid they are as a group?
Over on woopig they have a setting for the complete tards that contribute nothing. This setting makes all the tards' posts appear as "blah blah blah blah blah". I wonder if we could get that little function over here.
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What exactly did hoov5 do, that makes him such a retard, that everyone responding to his post didn't also do?
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What exactly did hoov5 do, that makes him such a retard, that everyone responding to his post didn't also do?
Everyone responding to his posts has established a track record of at least occasionally lucking into a coherent and informative/interesting post.
This dude came in full retard.
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Everyone responding to his posts has established a track record of at least occasionally lucking into a coherent and informative/interesting post.
This dude came in full retard.
And as everyone already knows, you never go full retard.
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I lucked into a coherent and intelligent..semi-informative post one time back in November, I think it was.
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What exactly did hoov5 do, that makes him such a retard, that everyone responding to his post didn't also do?
and the peanut gallery contributes with more blah, blah, blah
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I lucked into a coherent and intelligent..semi-informative post one time back in November, I think it was.
Oh yeah...was that the post on how to bake a turkey for Thanksgiving? Thanks to you, I didn't have to call 1-800-BUTTERBALL.
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Oh yeah...was that the post on how to bake a turkey for Thanksgiving? Thanks to you, I didn't have to call 1-800-BUTTERBALL.
Stop it, really. I'm just here to help.
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Thanks for that mind blowing contribution! Post often! :thumbsup:
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Like has been stated, you arrived in full retard mode, and you've not improved. What a fucking moronic 12 year old you are!
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Leave the new kid alone. He's just trying to get his post count up so he can earn some well deserved respect from the neighborhood and a generous swelling of pride.
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So, hoof....is bammer back?
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Leave the new kid alone. He's just trying to get his post count up so he can earn some well deserved respect from the neighborhood and a generous swelling of pride.
Post Count's the only thing he can cling too.
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So, hoof....is bammer back?
Yes :)
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Yes :)
There now. That's the kind of post we can live with. Short, concise..to the point.
Wrong as fuck!!! But hey, it's the X. Say it loud and proud.
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I think he just gave away the meaning of the 5 in his moniker. It represents his age and IQ.
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I think he just gave away the meaning of the 5 in his moniker. It represents his age and IQ.
Aaaahhhhhh Thats a good one Pell City. But its not right, its the number of times Ive banged your wife this week! :pwnd:
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Aaaahhhhhh Thats a good one Pell City. But its not right, its the number of times Ive been banged your wife by my big dick boyfriend this week! :pwnd:
fixed :pwnd:
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Aaaahhhhhh Thats a good one Pell City. But its not right, its the number of times Ive banged your wife this week! :pwnd:
his wife would fucking KILL your dumb ass, anyway 6 year olds shouldn't be trying to have sex anyway. YOu just stick to fucking sheep or being the pivot man in a bammer circle jerk you dimwitted little pice of elephant shit
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There now. That's the kind of post we can live with. Short, concise..to the point.
Wrong as fuck!!! But hey, it's the X. Say it loud and proud.
Nice use of emoticons though...must be Randall in disguise.
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his wife would fucking KILL your dumb ass, anyway 6 year olds shouldn't be trying to have sex anyway. YOu just stick to fucking sheep or being the pivot man in a bammer circle jerk you dimwitted little pice of elephant shit
Why do you dumb barners always bring fucking a farm animal into a conversation? Could it be that banging farm animals is something that yall do down on the plains? :clap:
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Why do you dum barners always bring fucking a farm animal into a conversation? Could it be that banging farm animals is something that yall do down on the plains? :clap:
What rapier wit this one has!
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Is this PARD ball I'm watching? :rofl:
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Is this PARD ball I'm watching? :rofl:
These dumbass barners dont know what PARD means!! You crazy Bammer you! :rofl:
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You two should get a room.
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You two should get a room.
they would rather suck each other off where we can see them for some reason. Typical :stewie:
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You sure do got a purty mouth
I wish I could quit you. :sex:
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LOL! Now you are one funny barner!!! :vn: Your football team is as funny as you!
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LOL! Now you are one funny barner!!! :vn: Your football team is almost as funny as watching brother-uncle Earl stump jumping!
FTFY