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Title: An alternate poll
Post by: Mitch Martin on January 12, 2009, 11:13:55 AM: Sponsored by Speaker City.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2009, 11:16:54 AM: Let me state for the record, I do NOT use steroids!! Although my nads are small, possibly a result of a birth defect or other banned substances, steroids were..I mean "Are" not the cause.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2009, 11:23:06 AM: Quote from: Mitch Martin on January 12, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
Sponsored by Speaker City.

Decisions...Decisions.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: AWK on January 12, 2009, 12:09:14 PM: I voted for myself. I openly acknowledge I need a good swift kick to the baby makers.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2009, 12:35:48 PM: I would pay upwards of $5 to see one of you kick Wench in the nads...
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2009, 01:30:44 PM: I'm on the board bitches. Huge momentum swing. My jimmies are twitching for that swift kick.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: ssgaufan on January 12, 2009, 01:51:38 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 12, 2009, 01:30:44 PM
I'm on the board bitches. Huge momentum swing. My jimmies are twitching for that swift kick.

Yeah fuck whoever made that shit and didn't add me. Fuck em in da mouf.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2009, 01:53:45 PM: I've doubled my totals. Come on people. Rock the vote.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 01:59:30 PM: Vote for me...even I hate myself.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 02:46:55 PM: For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person.

Yeah, that's what I thought.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2009, 03:26:06 PM: Quote from: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I know two of them came from Jumbo and Prowler. I already called them to verify the place and time for you. I'll try to find out who the 3rd vote was from and let them know.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: JohnDeere on January 12, 2009, 03:35:02 PM: Quote from: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

WTF? There is a Piggly Wiggly in Homewood?
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 03:43:57 PM: Quote from: JohnDeere on January 12, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
WTF? There is a Piggly Wiggly in Homewood?

Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2009, 03:58:28 PM: Quote from: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.

Bought many a case of beer there. Good times.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Thrilla on January 12, 2009, 04:11:20 PM: Quote from: Ogre on January 12, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.

I voted for you. I like the way you smile demonically after said nut-kicking occurs.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Greaseyweasel on January 12, 2009, 05:34:00 PM: I haven't been here long enough to know yall yet. So I voted for the midget. 3 points if he clears the uprights!!!
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2009, 06:09:20 PM: Quote from: Greaseyweasel on January 12, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
I haven't been here long enough to know yall yet. So I voted for the midget. 3 points if he clears the uprights!!!

It's best to substitute the midget when playing horseshoes.
Title: Re: An alternate poll
Post by: AWK on January 12, 2009, 08:26:57 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 12, 2009, 06:09:20 PM
It's best to substitute the midget when playing horseshoes.
Amen, unless her boyfriend is around.