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Title: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2022, 11:21:23 AM
Thanks for one of, if not the greatest season in Auburn football history, but I'm sorry, it's just time for Cam to ride off into the sunset and enjoy his millions.  He's become a damn joke with his play on the field. He's become a clown with the way he dresses.  And just about every time he opens his mouth, you just have to  :facepalm:

Here's an piece from a podcast with Barstool Sports.  You just HAVE to be aware enough to know you can't say this shit in today's environment. BTW, insert "Bitch" or "Bitches" with every expletive.

 Speaking about the example provided by his parents while he was growing up, Newton said: “I knew what a woman was – not a bad (expletive). A bad (expletive) is a person who’s just, you know, ‘Girl, I’m a bad (expletive). I’m doing this; I’m doing that.’ I look the part, but I don’t act the part. It’s a lot of women who are bad (expletive) – and I say (expletive) in a way not to degrade a woman, just to go off the aesthetic of what they deem as a boss chick. Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”

He's got the IQ of a gerbil.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: wesfau2 on April 13, 2022, 11:42:56 AM
Thanks for one of, if not the greatest season in Auburn football history, but I'm sorry, it's just time for Cam to ride off into the sunset and enjoy his millions.  He's become a damn joke with his play on the field. He's become a clown with the way he dresses.  And just about every time he opens his mouth, you just have to  :facepalm:

Here's an piece from a podcast with Barstool Sports.  You just HAVE to be aware enough to know you can't say this shit in today's environment. BTW, insert "Bitch" or "Bitches" with every expletive.

 Speaking about the example provided by his parents while he was growing up, Newton said: “I knew what a woman was – not a bad (expletive). A bad (expletive) is a person who’s just, you know, ‘Girl, I’m a bad (expletive). I’m doing this; I’m doing that.’ I look the part, but I don’t act the part. It’s a lot of women who are bad (expletive) – and I say (expletive) in a way not to degrade a woman, just to go off the aesthetic of what they deem as a boss chick. Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”

He's got the IQ of a gerbil.

Until he goes off the rail in some significant way, he's my guy.  SuperCam.

Fuck da haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2022, 12:00:36 PM
Until he goes off the rail in some significant way, he's my guy.  SuperCam.

Fuck da haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Go listen to some of that hoppity hip hop music.  And get the hell off my lawn.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 13, 2022, 03:28:25 PM
Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: GH2001 on April 13, 2022, 04:12:28 PM
Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.

I'll let you know if someone can translate that wonderful queen's Engl-bonics Rambling non sense that came out of his pie hole.

I'm with Snags. His act has worn thin. Dude is a clown. I love Auburn Cam. I do not like 2022 Cam.  IQ of a gerbil may not be far off.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2022, 05:42:42 PM
Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.

After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 13, 2022, 09:54:18 PM
After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".

My point remains.

He’s not wrong. 

Fuck “not being able to say it.”
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: GH2001 on April 14, 2022, 12:03:09 PM
My point remains.

He’s not wrong. 

Fuck “not being able to say it.”

There is a fine line. While I generally agree with you here, you also have to know that there can be consequences from it and play the long game wisely. Always a choice.

If Trump had been slightly wiser in this regard, he would probably still be sitting at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Again, its a fine line.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 14, 2022, 12:27:37 PM
There is a fine line. While I generally agree with you here, you also have to know that there can be consequences from it and play the long game wisely. Always a choice.

If Trump had been slightly wiser in this regard, he would probably still be sitting at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Again, its a fine line.

No way in hell. 

They would have delivered how ever many fraudulent ballots it took. 

81 million?  90 million? 150 million?

They told us how they were going to steal it.  When they were going to steal it. And where they were going to steal it. 

Trump got more votes than any candidate in history.  But the printers kept on printing. 

As for Cam?  I’m sick to fucking death of what people “can and can’t say”.

He’s right. Expressed poorly, but he’s right.  End of story. 
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 14, 2022, 05:57:35 PM
I would adore seeing this one decided in the rassling ring. No whores barred.

I find it intriguing that Kaos and Wes are on the same side.

I envision Snags and GH coming out in a couple of matching pastel leotards. Probably traditional knee high rassling boots.

Before anyone jokes around about their abilities, it may be closer than one would think. Snags could distract with senseless driveling. GH could probably run a man to death. Either could bore someone to death.

I see Kaos and Wes in more traditional rassling onesies. Probably with one strap over a shoulder and darker colors.

I would certainly pay to see it.

If I had to bet, I’d say Wes and Kaos tag team Snags and GH and then they rassle them. And beat them good.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 14, 2022, 10:37:23 PM
I would adore seeing this one decided in the rassling ring. No whores barred.

I find it intriguing that Kaos and Wes are on the same side.

I envision Snags and GH coming out in a couple of matching pastel leotards. Probably traditional knee high rassling boots.

Before anyone jokes around about their abilities, it may be closer than one would think. Snags could distract with senseless driveling. GH could probably run a man to death. Either could bore someone to death.

I see Kaos and Wes in more traditional rassling onesies. Probably with one strap over a shoulder and darker colors.

I would certainly pay to see it.

If I had to bet, I’d say Wes and Kaos tag team Snags and GH and then they rassle them. And beat them good.

I'd be more likely to be in the brightly colored boxer trunks with KAOS scrawled across my ass.  Maybe light blue with mint green trim.  And sparkly.  My boots would match and have tassels. Would probably come to the ring in a cutoff leather jacket (also matching) with tassels on both arms and KING KAOS stitched around a picture of a cobra on the back. Definitely wearing some form of war paint.  Somewhere between Ultimate Warrior and Sting -- if I don't wear a luchadore-styled mask. 

My signature move would be coming off the top rope with the sideways body check and then backward rolling into a leg sweep.  My finishing move would be a little of the Jungle Love dance from Morris Day followed by a Dab-to-Elbow drop in honor of Cam.   
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 15, 2022, 11:45:50 AM
I'd be more likely to be in the brightly colored boxer trunks with KAOS scrawled across my ass.  Maybe light blue with mint green trim.  And sparkly.  My boots would match and have tassels. Would probably come to the ring in a cutoff leather jacket (also matching) with tassels on both arms and KING KAOS stitched around a picture of a cobra on the back. Definitely wearing some form of war paint.  Somewhere between Ultimate Warrior and Sting -- if I don't wear a luchadore-styled mask. 

My signature move would be coming off the top rope with the sideways body check and then backward rolling into a leg sweep.  My finishing move would be a little of the Jungle Love dance from Morris Day followed by a Dab-to-Elbow drop in honor of Cam.
you look more commanding with tassels. Always have.

I’d recommend keeping Wes in a little covered carry on kennel. Maybe embroidered with: “Little Devil” or “Lil’ Sweet”.

Only let him out when it’s time to bring on the mayhem.

Put extra tassels on Wes and have him growl a lot.

This is going to be great.

Edit: You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2022, 08:38:34 PM
you look more commanding with tassels. Always have.

I’d recommend keeping Wes in a little covered carry on kennel. Maybe embroidered with: “Little Devil” or “Lil’ Sweet”.

Only let him out when it’s time to bring on the mayhem.

Put extra tassels on Wes and have him growl a lot.

This is going to be great.

Edit: You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.


I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: GH2001 on April 16, 2022, 08:26:20 AM
You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.

Fact. ^^

This also needs to occur in the parking lot of a certain wiregrass law firm that cares on a Friday night at 7 pm.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 16, 2022, 11:21:08 AM

I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.
No one has said a word about you going assless.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: GH2001 on April 18, 2022, 10:10:54 AM

I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.

Heyyyy now, your ass isn't flat. It's nice. You've stepped up your lower body workouts haven't you?
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2022, 10:26:15 AM
Heyyyy now, your ass isn't flat. It's nice. You've stepped up your lower body workouts haven't you?

I've been wearing out the Butt Blaster machine.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2022, 10:30:03 AM
I've been wearing out the Butt Blaster machine.
That one just makes you a better receiver though.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2022, 10:36:29 AM
After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".

Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: wesfau2 on April 18, 2022, 10:57:49 AM
Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.

Irony just dripped out of my monitor and all over my keyboard.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2022, 11:17:26 AM
I coached the Lafayette St. Methodist 13-14 year old boys basketball team to a 4 win season.  I've got cred.

No ass, but definitely cred.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 18, 2022, 01:27:17 PM
Irony just dripped out of my monitor and all over my keyboard.
The word is that you are going assless whether you like it or not.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 18, 2022, 01:29:44 PM
I coached the Lafayette St. Methodist 13-14 year old boys basketball team to a 4 win season.  I've got cred.

No ass, but definitely cred.
Don’t sell yourself short. You’re a complete ass.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: The Six on April 18, 2022, 02:00:14 PM
Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.

Do you often play your collection of Washburn PS2000/Ibanez PS10/Washburn Paul Stanley Preacher/Silvertone guitars through a series of Marshall Super Lead/JCM 900/Fireball ENGL 100 amps?

No?

Then how can you possibly have any worthwhile opinions on the guitar stylings of Paul Stanley?

See how ridiculous this sounds?

This notion that "one must have done an exact thing EXACTLY in order to have any merited opinion about a thing" is yet another reason we continually subdivide as a country and society. It's short-sighted.

You don't like women having opinions about football? Fine. I'm sure they don't care for yours about nail polish but it doesn't mean you aren't allowed to hold those opinions.

Flush this line of thinking.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: GH2001 on April 18, 2022, 02:17:19 PM
Irony just dripped out of my monitor and all over my keyboard.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 18, 2022, 05:38:40 PM
Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.
Do not disagree. But the fact remains that most women know more about football than a lot of the fags on here.
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2022, 08:48:31 PM
Irony just dripped out of my monitor and all over my keyboard.

That was mucous from your nose hairs. 

There’s a difference between having an opinion (us) and standing up there questioning a professional athlete and presenting yourself as an expert on something you can have no true understanding of (female reporter).

If I was in the locker room with a microphone in the face of James Harden asking why he didn’t plant his left foot and pivot to the right to get around the defender on his attempt to score late in the game….. he’d have every right to bitch slap me.  Here? I can think whatever I want.  And so can she.  But when when she questions Cam or any other NFL player and asking about routes?  Out of her depth.

I once attended a press conference given by then Bammer coach gene stallings where a woman reporter asked some inane question of a similar nature. Like had he considered some play call in some situation.  He torched her ass.  Asked her essentially what the hell she knew about it. It was a brutal evisceration. I never liked him.  But he was right. She had no idea what she was talking about. 
Title: Re: Please Just Go Away
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2022, 08:53:08 PM
Do you often play your collection of Washburn PS2000/Ibanez PS10/Washburn Paul Stanley Preacher/Silvertone guitars through a series of Marshall Super Lead/JCM 900/Fireball ENGL 100 amps?

No?

Then how can you possibly have any worthwhile opinions on the guitar stylings of Paul Stanley?

See how ridiculous this sounds?

This notion that "one must have done an exact thing EXACTLY in order to have any merited opinion about a thing" is yet another reason we continually subdivide as a country and society. It's short-sighted.

You don't like women having opinions about football? Fine. I'm sure they don't care for yours about nail polish but it doesn't mean you aren't allowed to hold those opinions.

Flush this line of thinking.

The reality is that I don’t.  For that reason I would never go to a press conference and ask him why he chose to use a certain instrument or arrange a song in a specific way.  I don’t have the knowledge or experience to ask that question.  I can give my opinion here.  And it will be right.  Always.

 It’s not the same.  Don’t pretend it is.