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Title: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2017, 04:25:28 PM
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
The defense has it timed


I'm glad I thought of this wheels on the bus theme.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: AUJarhead on September 20, 2017, 04:38:35 PM
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
The defense has it timed


I'm glad I thought of this wheels on the bus theme.

You are a fucking genius, Snags.  Unlike wiregrass, who I think just gets by on your coattails.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2017, 04:42:27 PM
You are a fucking genius, Snags.  Unlike wiregrass, who I think just gets by on your coattails.

Thanks man.  I think we all see it.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 20, 2017, 08:01:04 PM
Thanks man.  I think we all see it.

I see it!  You, sir are awesome!
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 20, 2017, 08:12:31 PM
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap
The snap comes after the clap, clap, clap
The defense has it timed


I'm glad I thought of this wheels on the bus theme.

One day we are going to go on the 2nd clap and really confuse them
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 20, 2017, 08:41:16 PM
One day we are going to go on the 2nd clap and really confuse them

You mean the hut hut?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 20, 2017, 08:58:08 PM
You mean the hut hut?

We are keeping it for the perfect time. Unfortunately as bad as our O-line is, they will jump on the 1st hut/clap
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 20, 2017, 09:04:31 PM
One day we are going to go on the 2nd clap and really confuse them
And then we'll get the second verse ....

The referee throws the flag, throws the flag, throws the flag.
The mean old referee throws the flag
"False start on 54"
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 08:40:26 AM
We gotta put our trust in Jay and Pat, Jay and Pat, Jay and Pat
We gotta put our trust in  Jay and Pat to get it right this time
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2017, 08:42:54 AM
Have y'all seen my video board? video board? video board?
It shows my best side
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 08:44:51 AM
I know they're gonna hire a top notch coach, top notch coach, top notch coach
I know they're gonna hire a top notch coach...from 5A or above
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 08:46:41 AM
Have y'all seen my video board? video board? video board?
It shows my best side
Dallas? Is that you?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 21, 2017, 08:59:23 AM
I know they're gonna hire a top notch coach, top notch coach, top notch coach
I know they're gonna hire a top notch coach...from 5A or above
UAB has the second best corch, second best corch, second best corch.
Jay gonna steal their second best corch and pay him like Nick Saban.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: AUJarhead on September 21, 2017, 09:06:00 AM
Buzz Killington goes cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep cheep
Buzz Killington goes cheep cheep cheep
while he plays golf
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 09:13:02 AM
UAB has the second best corch, second best corch, second best corch.
Jay gonna steal their second best corch and pay him like Nick Saban.
It's never too early to toast him. To Bill Clark!
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2017, 09:26:18 AM
It's never too early to toast him. To Bill Clark!

 :bar:


Greatest Coach to ever walk the earth.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2017, 09:28:46 AM
Bill Clark wears Gus pajamas, Gus pajamas, Gus pajamas
Bill Clark wears Gus pajamas, on October 31.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2017, 09:31:42 AM
The Puss in Boots card means run up the middle, run up the middle, run up the middle.
The Puss in Boots card means run up the middle
The defense licks their chops.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: chinook on September 21, 2017, 09:54:12 AM
And we wonder why we get no new members.

Gross.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2017, 10:00:10 AM
And we wonder why we get no new members.

Gross.

You're right.  We need hook.  We need eye catcher.
Maybe a Haiku thread?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2017, 10:14:24 AM
And we wonder why we get no new members.

Gross.

There was some decent discussion yesterday till the dumbass management rolled us back to the morning.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2017, 10:20:52 AM
There was some decent discussion yesterday till the dumbass management rolled us back to the morning.

Yeah, but Nookie is on Pacific Time so he's just getting that great discussion today.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2017, 10:25:22 AM
The Puss in Boots every card means run up the middle, run up the middle, run up the middle.
The Puss in Boots every card means run up the middle
The defense licks their chops.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 21, 2017, 10:37:41 AM
You're right.  We need hook.  We need eye catcher.
Maybe a Haiku thread?
Hell we run off most of 'em the first two or three days. I was ready to post 3 day over/under on the last dude and he lasted 4 hrs.
4.
HOURS
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 21, 2017, 10:42:59 AM
There was some decent discussion yesterday till the dumbass management rolled us back to the morning.
Beg pardon stealing your thunder on the definition of insani. Saw where you pointed that out as if you were apauled. It happens.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on September 21, 2017, 11:16:52 AM
Hell we run off most of 'em the first two or three days. I was ready to post 3 day over/under on the last dude and he lasted 4 hrs.
4.
HOURS

I tracked his bitch ass down.  He's trolling the blue fuck out of ITAT. 

I think he's a bama turd in disguise.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 11:21:31 AM
Beg pardon stealing your thunder on the definition of insani. Saw where you pointed that out as if you were apauled. It happens.
^^^This. What do people expect with the idiot we have running this board?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 21, 2017, 11:30:22 AM
^^^This. What do people expect with the idiot we have running this board?
This fucker's on autopilot.
Don't click on the home page if you got allergies. Dusty sumbitch.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2017, 11:31:49 AM
Hell we run off most of 'em the first two or three days. I was ready to post 3 day over/under on the last dude and he lasted 4 hrs.
4.
HOURS
That's because we aren't afraid to call members out to meet up and fu...I mean, we are tough guys. Really rough. And tough.

Especially on the internet.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2017, 12:12:25 PM
That's because we aren't afraid to call members out to meet up and fu...I mean, we are tough guys. Really rough. And tough.

Especially on the internet.


I believe Snags and I could hold our own.


And by that I mean Snags would hold our beer while I do all the work.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2017, 12:17:17 PM

I believe Snags and I could hold our own.


And by that I mean Snags would hold our beer while I do all the work.
I thought Snags did all the work on your sausage?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2017, 12:18:03 PM
This fucker's on autopilot.
Don't click on the home page if you got allergies. Dusty sumbitch.
Are you saying that the inmates are running the asylum?




















You may have just summed up the X
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 21, 2017, 02:54:59 PM
Afraid so.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Ogre on September 21, 2017, 04:52:14 PM
Are you saying that the inmates are running the asylum?




















You may have just summed up the X

I thought it was "bringing bastard children together since 2007."
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2017, 05:07:34 PM
I thought Snags did all the work on your sausage?

Don't be so obsessed with the sausage. There were buns too!

And 2Xs.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: GH2001 on September 21, 2017, 10:08:28 PM
I tracked his bitch ass down.  He's trolling the blue fuck out of ITAT. 

I think he's a bama turd in disguise.

We're gonna need links.....mmmk?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on September 21, 2017, 11:15:00 PM
We're gonna need links.....mmmk?

I am 63 years old, semi-disabled, headed toward being totally disabled in 2-3 years,but i would turn backflips if coach tuberville would be AD. Won't happen, but i would die happy

HE HE HE, HO HO HO, GUS MALZAHN, HAS TO GO!!!!!

http://scout.com/college/auburn/Board/102332/Contents/Tuberville-as-AD-and-Bobo-HC-107722112


Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 05:48:18 AM
I am 63 years old, semi-disabled, headed toward being totally disabled in 2-3 years,but i would turn backflips if coach tuberville would be AD. Won't happen, but i would die happy

HE HE HE, HO HO HO, GUS MALZAHN, HAS TO GO!!!!!

http://scout.com/college/auburn/Board/102332/Contents/Tuberville-as-AD-and-Bobo-HC-107722112
This is first rate internet sleuthing. Authorities would call him a person of interest.


Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2017, 07:44:47 AM
I am 63 years old, semi-disabled, headed toward being totally disabled in 2-3 years,but i would turn backflips if coach tuberville would be AD. Won't happen, but i would die happy

HE HE HE, HO HO HO, GUS MALZAHN, HAS TO GO!!!!!

http://scout.com/college/auburn/Board/102332/Contents/Tuberville-as-AD-and-Bobo-HC-107722112

Let's go see how fast we can get banned on that thread. The "replacing jay with tubs is the dumbest idea ever" post is a good place to start.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2017, 08:25:20 AM
whole lotta stupid at that place.  My head hurts after reading that.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: RottenBottom on September 22, 2017, 08:59:08 AM
Hell we run off most of 'em the first two or three days. I was ready to post 3 day over/under on the last dude and he lasted 4 hrs.
4.
HOURS
Am I the last new guy that hung around? I love this place. And I still want to meet y'all at a tailgate at the Ole Miss, UGA, or Bama game. This is the only place to actually give an opinion about Auburn football.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2017, 09:07:55 AM
Am I the last new guy that hung around? I love this place. And I still want to meet y'all at a tailgate at the Ole Miss, UGA, or Bama game. This is the only place to actually give an opinion about Auburn football.

Yeah but you like it up the ass, so you were already used to a good pounding.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2017, 09:35:26 AM
Yeah but you like it up the ass, so you were already used to a good pounding.

That's gonna' leave a mark.  Well, only if his partner likes slapping dat ass. 

I'm out for Ole Miss.  Headed to Vegas that day.  I'm good for all the other homers.  Who is hitting the Plains for MSU?

Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: AUJarhead on September 22, 2017, 10:00:02 AM
Let's go see how fast we can get banned on that thread. The "replacing jay with tubs is the dumbest idea ever" post is a good place to start.

4 hours?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 10:01:49 AM
That's gonna' leave a mark.  Well, only if his partner likes slapping dat ass. 

I'm out for Ole Miss.  Headed to Vegas that day.  I'm good for all the other homers.  Who is hitting the Plains for MSU?
NeverMSU.
Every time I've been to JHS for intermittent cowbells the Bullie's rape our lunch money and steal our women.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2017, 10:02:10 AM
4 hours?
If it lasts longer than that see a doctor.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2017, 10:41:10 AM
4 hours?

If it lasts longer than that see a doctor.


Fuck that, at my age I'm taking it to the mall to show it off.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: RottenBottom on September 22, 2017, 11:13:22 AM
That's gonna' leave a mark.  Well, only if his partner likes slapping dat ass. 

I'm out for Ole Miss.  Headed to Vegas that day.  I'm good for all the other homers.  Who is hitting the Plains for MSU?
Just signed a lease in Helena and I'm moving that weekend so won't make that one. And my ass has enough mark so what's one more?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2017, 11:16:45 AM

Fuck that, at my age I'm taking it to the mall to show it off.

If there's an award for most improved, I'm making the nomination now.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2017, 11:21:15 AM
If there's an award for most improved, I'm making the nomination now.

Damn it, man.  Tone it down. He's going to start thinking we like him.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 11:35:20 AM
Damn it, man.  Tone it down. He's going to start thinking we like him.
Have always liked him. You people just misunderstand him.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2017, 11:37:16 AM
If there's an award for most improved, I'm making the nomination now.
Brad here is going to take you on a private tour of the Pit of Misery.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 22, 2017, 11:42:25 AM
I am 63 years old, semi-disabled, headed toward being totally disabled in 2-3 years,but i would turn backflips if coach tuberville would be AD. Won't happen, but i would die happy

HE HE HE, HO HO HO, GUS MALZAHN, HAS TO GO!!!!!

http://scout.com/college/auburn/Board/102332/Contents/Tuberville-as-AD-and-Bobo-HC-107722112
You don't look 63. Semi-disabled and headed toward disabled? Yes. But not 63.

Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 11:46:09 AM
You don't look 63. Semi-disabled and headed toward disabled? Yes. But not 63.
You like reviewing movies WT? We have a thread just waiting on some of your keen insights.
Go get ya some!
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 22, 2017, 12:01:15 PM
whole lotta stupid at that place.  My head hurts after reading that.
There was some dude that thought Tub's is still the HC at Cincinnati.

The average poster in that thread seems to have about the same football IQ as Snags.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 12:02:04 PM
There was some dude that thought Tub's is still the HC at Cincinnati.

The average poster in that thread seems to have about the same football IQ as Snags.
Very sad.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2017, 12:04:45 PM
Damn it, man.  Tone it down. He's going to start thinking we like him.


Shiiit, If I could just make a game.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2017, 01:24:04 PM
There was some dude that thought Tub's is still the HC at Cincinnati.

The average poster in that thread seems to have about the same football IQ as Snags.
At least there's one cool poster over there
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2017, 02:04:57 PM
Have always liked him. You people just misunderstand him.

Literal cat takes everything literally.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 02:15:37 PM
Literal cat takes everything literally.
No sir, I'm a set-up guy.
I don't do punchlines.


Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 22, 2017, 03:02:24 PM
At least there's one cool poster over there
You two should seriously get a room more often than you do right now. There is nothing for you to be ashamed of. Well, I take that back.

But y'all should get together for sex more.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2017, 03:08:43 PM
Let's fuck it out.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2017, 03:27:23 PM
No sir, I'm a set-up guy.
I don't do punchlines.
You are the punchline
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 03:50:21 PM
You are the punchline
Why thank you. That's a great compliment.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2017, 04:15:17 PM
You two should seriously get a room more often than you do right now. There is nothing for you to be ashamed of. Well, I take that back.

But y'all should get together for sex more.
We have sex waaaaay more than I'd care to mention.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2017, 04:32:52 PM
We have sex waaaaay more than I'd care to mention.

Am I walking bow-legged?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2017, 10:47:07 PM
Am I walking bow-legged?

Wait...you post over there too?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: CCTAU on December 05, 2017, 10:13:48 AM
Bill Clark wears Gus pajamas, Gus pajamas, Gus pajamas
Bill Clark wears Gus pajamas, on October 31.

http://www.uabsports.com/news/2017/12/5/football-clark-named-finalist-for-eddie-robinson-coach-of-the-year-award.aspx

To Bill Clark!  :bar:
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Godfather on December 05, 2017, 10:49:05 AM
http://www.uabsports.com/news/2017/12/5/football-clark-named-finalist-for-eddie-robinson-coach-of-the-year-award.aspx

To Bill Clark!  :bar:
bah Nick Saban will win it
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on December 05, 2017, 09:06:53 PM
Walking back from the ledge just a little. 

Reconsidering the SEC-CG.  Up 7-0, early in the second.  Driving at the Georgia 14.  Fumble.  We were never the same. 

If we score there to go up 14-0?  The rout would have been on. 

For whatever reason, all the air went out of us after that.  Moved the ball well but blocked FG. Fumble.  The second fumble was it.  Doubt crept in and they had momentum. 

Half of their rushing yards in the game came after the second fumble. 

Didn't help that the officiating crew allowed them to constantly cheap shot KJ and Stidham. 

So, FUCK Georgia.  I hope they get their dog skulls bashed in by Oklahoma.  In fact, I hope Baker Mayfield throws rocks from an overpass onto their bus. 

Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 05, 2017, 09:40:10 PM
Walking back from the ledge just a little. 

Reconsidering the SEC-CG.  Up 7-0, early in the second.  Driving at the Georgia 14.  Fumble.  We were never the same. 

If we score there to go up 14-0?  The rout would have been on. 

For whatever reason, all the air went out of us after that.  Moved the ball well but blocked FG. Fumble.  The second fumble was it.  Doubt crept in and they had momentum. 

Half of their rushing yards in the game came after the second fumble. 

Didn't help that the officiating crew allowed them to constantly cheap shot KJ and Stidham. 

So, FUCK Georgia.  I hope they get their dog skulls bashed in by Oklahoma.  In fact, I hope Baker Mayfield throws rocks from an overpass onto their bus.

Best thing you've said all week.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 06, 2017, 08:11:51 AM
Walking back from the ledge just a little. 

Reconsidering the SEC-CG.  Up 7-0, early in the second.  Driving at the Georgia 14.  Fumble.  We were never the same. 

If we score there to go up 14-0?  The rout would have been on. 

For whatever reason, all the air went out of us after that.  Moved the ball well but blocked FG. Fumble.  The second fumble was it.  Doubt crept in and they had momentum. 

Half of their rushing yards in the game came after the second fumble. 

Didn't help that the officiating crew allowed them to constantly cheap shot KJ and Stidham. 

So, FUCK Georgia.  I hope they get their dog skulls bashed in by Oklahoma.  In fact, I hope Baker Mayfield throws rocks from an overpass onto their bus.

Agreed. Of all the shit I give Gus, this one wasn't his fault. So many things stacked against Auburn this game, and Gus still kept them somewhat competitive. I don't mind losing like that. The score doesn't dictate how that game was played.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 06, 2017, 08:18:25 AM
Walking back from the ledge just a little. 

Reconsidering the SEC-CG.  Up 7-0, early in the second.  Driving at the Georgia 14.  Fumble.  We were never the same. 

If we score there to go up 14-0?  The rout would have been on. 

For whatever reason, all the air went out of us after that.  Moved the ball well but blocked FG. Fumble.  The second fumble was it.  Doubt crept in and they had momentum. 

Half of their rushing yards in the game came after the second fumble. 

Didn't help that the officiating crew allowed them to constantly cheap shot KJ and Stidham. 

So, FUCK Georgia.  I hope they get their dog skulls bashed in by Oklahoma.  In fact, I hope Baker Mayfield throws rocks from an overpass onto their bus.
Come on man. Support your conference.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Kaos on December 06, 2017, 08:51:38 AM
Come on man. Support your conference.

I support Georgia going to hell.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2017, 08:52:07 AM
I support Georgia going to hell.

This is a cause Snaggs can get behind
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 06, 2017, 08:55:23 AM
This is a cause Snaggs can get behind
Yes but Snags has been behind a lot of guys.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2017, 09:09:18 AM
I support Georgia going to hell.

I know you haven't been on the board very long, but keep posting like this and you could do great things here.  I'll be watching you.
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: GH2001 on December 06, 2017, 11:05:52 AM
Come on man. Support your conference.

Why?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2017, 12:47:27 PM
Yes but Snags has been behind a lot of guys.


Better than being in front?
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2017, 01:17:44 PM

Better than being in front?

^^This^^
Title: Re: The Wheels On The Gus Bus
Post by: Vladimir on December 06, 2017, 01:49:23 PM
Depend on taste. Not to Chizad. Because he like taste of dick, you see.