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Title: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Godfather on March 04, 2016, 08:21:27 AM: Happy 35th to the only bammer I can partially stand.

May your day be filled with women with teeth and a blow job from Saban.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: chinook on March 04, 2016, 08:36:47 AM: got 35?

happy birthday.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2016, 08:54:21 AM: Wishing a bammer women with teeth? Why you hate him so much?
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: CCTAU on March 04, 2016, 09:10:17 AM: Happy birthday.

#damnbammersalwaysruiningfridays
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: djsimp on March 04, 2016, 09:23:09 AM: Happy happy joy joy
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: The Six on March 04, 2016, 09:27:38 AM: Happy Birthday. Enjoy the times.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2016, 09:42:21 AM: Quote from: Godfather on March 04, 2016, 08:21:27 AM
Happy 35th to the only bammer I can partially stand.

May your day be filled with women with teeth and a blow job from Saban.

First off, if women and blow jobs are in the same sentence, the word teeth does not need to be included. Second, Lord Saybinz does not give blow jobs. His dick gets chugged daily by the Bama hordes.

Oh sorry, I got off track. Happy birthday bitch.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2016, 09:45:58 AM: Happy birthday! I looked for a nude photo of Phyllis for you but, even for a bammer, that crosses a line.

Have a good one!
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Token on March 04, 2016, 09:56:49 AM: Thanks guys, y'all make me feel so special.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: jmar on March 04, 2016, 10:29:18 AM: Happy Birthday youngun!
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 04, 2016, 10:43:40 AM: Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 09:56:49 AM
Thanks guys, y'all make me feel so special.

That what short buses are for. HBD
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 04, 2016, 10:53:22 AM: Happy birthday, still wet behind the ears.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 04, 2016, 12:15:35 PM: You are supposed to come back periodically through the day and Like the birthday wishes. Do you not know how to properly Facebook?
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Token on March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM: Quote from: AUChizad! on March 04, 2016, 09:20:48 AM
You seem to be too bitter of a boy to only be 35. Happy Birthday, I guess. Hope you get your ticket quota before noon and get to harass old black people all pm.

Blue legs write tickets. I shake hands and kiss babies.
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2016, 03:56:41 PM: Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM
Blue legs write tickets. I shake hands and kiss babies.

And harass black folks
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2016, 03:58:52 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2016, 03:56:41 PM
And harass black folks

Kind of goes without saying, doesn't it?
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: bgreene on March 04, 2016, 09:10:34 PM: Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM
Blue legs write tickets. I shake hands and kiss babies.

I've worked with you for years and I can tell everyone on here that you do neither of those. Maybe, just maybe, you would get "hostile" with someone in an interview room. Anyway, I know I told you the other night over some cold beer but Happy Birthday!!
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: Godfather on March 08, 2016, 11:53:21 AM: Quote from: bgreene on March 04, 2016, 09:10:34 PM
Anyway, I know I told you the other night ~~over some cold beer~~ while I was balls deep but Happy Birthday!!
FTFY
Title: Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
Post by: bgreene on March 13, 2016, 08:50:50 PM: Quote from: Godfather on March 08, 2016, 11:53:21 AM
FTFY

A gentleman never kisses (pounds ass) and tells.