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Pat Dye Field => The Flea Market => Topic started by: Ogre on October 06, 2014, 02:48:26 PM

Title: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2014, 02:48:26 PM
Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Godfather on October 06, 2014, 02:51:46 PM
Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I will be there,  but I have tickets.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 02:55:07 PM
Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 06, 2014, 03:15:14 PM
Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: GH2001 on October 06, 2014, 03:24:28 PM
I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.

You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 03:31:13 PM
You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?

Yes
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: GH2001 on October 06, 2014, 03:49:56 PM
Yes

he likes black girls to do him in the dookie chute? sweet
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 06, 2014, 04:27:12 PM
You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
These are both very personal questions.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 06, 2014, 04:55:16 PM
Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.

It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 04:59:29 PM
It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

Yeah, I guess seeing how the 90%'rs live would make me appreciate everything more.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: GH2001 on October 07, 2014, 08:50:49 AM
It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: The Six on October 07, 2014, 10:01:12 AM
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Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: wesfau2 on October 07, 2014, 10:25:15 AM
I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.

How the hell are we gonna run on re-from when we're the goddamned incumbent??
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2014, 11:38:46 AM
Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Saniflush on October 07, 2014, 12:21:28 PM
Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!

Well I'm votin' for your truly too.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Ogre on October 08, 2014, 04:55:43 PM
Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.

I guess this means nobody has any tickets... 
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2014, 05:02:50 PM
I guess this means nobody has any tickets...

I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 08, 2014, 05:52:36 PM
I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
I can vouch for this statement.
Title: Re: AU/SC Tickets
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2014, 05:55:24 PM
I can vouch for this statement.

Yep.  You can get a couple of premo seats on the 40 for about $60.00 and still have plenty left over for a stadium dog and some Dippin' Dots.  I like Oreo.