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Title: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2014, 10:02:00 AM
who is blowing away a certain AL division.  And oh my, look who is taking control in a certain NL division.  All I'm saying.....other than I changed my sig.  It was meant to be. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 11, 2014, 11:33:15 AM
I don't understand how the Angels and the Dodgers fit into this.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2014, 11:43:00 AM
I don't understand how the Angels and the Dodgers fit into this.

No need to be coy, Roy.  Just admit that you've been checking availability of motels around the greater Baltimore metropolitan area. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 11, 2014, 02:11:41 PM
I don't understand how the Angels and the Dodgers fit into this.

I was thinking the Angles and Nationals, but the Dodgers are pretty good too. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 11, 2014, 02:13:30 PM
who is blowing away a certain AL division.  And oh my, look who is taking control in a certain NL division.  All I'm saying.....other than I changed my sig.  It was meant to be.

Pffftttt.  We will lose our last 17 games and fall to our rightful third place spot. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2014, 02:38:16 PM
Pffftttt.  We will lose our last 17 games and fall to our rightful third place spot.

I'm not normally a big emoticon guy, but....


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bugs: :classic: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: #winning :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2014, 02:48:19 PM
Pffftttt.  We will lose our last 17 games and fall to our rightful third place spot.

I thought the rightful spot was a little further down for the Glory Holes.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2014, 02:53:31 PM
I thought the rightful spot was a little further down for the Glory Holes.

Dirty whurish mouf. Shut it.  This is the year of the BIRDS :high:
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2014, 02:56:14 PM
Well we know it is not Clark or Knockahoma's year.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2014, 02:59:50 PM
Dirty whurish mouf. Shut it.  This is the year of the BIRDS :high:

Cut. A bitch. I will have to.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2014, 03:05:01 PM
Cut. A bitch. I will have to.

You cannot interfere with the Biesbols Karma Gods.  Baltimore and St. Lewey are the hands down favorites to face each other.  The Gods have willed it so.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 11, 2014, 07:39:11 PM
You cannot interfere with the Biesbols Karma Gods.  Baltimore and St. Lewey are the hands down favorites to face each other.  The Gods have willed it so.

I thought you cared?
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2014, 11:49:01 AM
I thought you cared?

I absolutely care. GH was trying to alter fate. (An All Bird Series)  At the very least, he was mocking fate.  This cannot happen and I will do all within my power to see that these two teams (Of destiny) claim their rightful places this October.  Oh I care.     
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 12, 2014, 12:39:28 PM
You son of a..........and so it begins. 

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http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11512445/baltimore-orioles-first-baseman-chris-davis-suspended-25-games-mlb (http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11512445/baltimore-orioles-first-baseman-chris-davis-suspended-25-games-mlb)

BALTIMORE -- Orioles slugger Chris Davis has been suspended 25 games for using amphetamines, a punishment that will extend into the postseason.

Baltimore started play Friday leading the AL East by 10 games with 17 left in the regular season, so the team could be without the 2013 home run champion deep into the playoffs.

The commissioner's office made the announcement Friday morning, saying Davis would be suspended without pay "after testing positive for an amphetamine in violation of Major League Baseball's joint drug prevention and treatment program."

Davis released a statement of apology through the players' association.

"I apologize to my teammates, coaches, the Orioles organization and especially the fans,'' he said. "I made a mistake by taking Adderall. I had permission to use it in the past, but do not have a therapeutic use exemption this year. I accept my punishment and will begin serving my suspension immediately."

Davis, who hit 53 home runs last season, is batting only .196 and has struck out 173 times in 127 games. But he ranks second on the Orioles to Nelson Cruz with 26 homers and is third behind Cruz and Adam Jones with 72 RBIs. Davis also made the shift to third base recently to fill the void created by Manny Machado's season-ending injury.

The Orioles are also without catcher Matt Wieters because of a season-ending injury.

Davis, 28, began his career with the Texas Rangers before coming to Baltimore with Tommy Hunter in July 2011 in a trade for relief pitcher Koji Uehara. He broke through with 33 homers for the Orioles in 2012 and led the majors with 53 home runs and 138 RBIs in 2013 while making his first career All-Star appearance.

Under the terms of MLB's drug agreement, a first offense for a stimulant violation results in followup testing. A second violation brings a 25-game suspension, and a third offense results in an 80-game suspension.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 12, 2014, 12:40:05 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/orioles-slugger-chris-davis-suspended-153736199--mlb.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/orioles-slugger-chris-davis-suspended-153736199--mlb.html)

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BALTIMORE (AP) -- Orioles slugger Chris Davis was suspended 25 games without pay on Friday for using amphetamines, a punishment that will extend into the postseason.
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Baltimore started play Friday leading the AL East by 10 games with 17 left in the regular season, so the team will be without the 2013 home run champion deep into the playoffs.

In a statement, Davis said: ''I apologize to my teammates, coaches, the Orioles organization and especially the fans. I made a mistake by taking Adderall. I had permission to use it in the past, but do not have a therapeutic use exemption this year. I accept my punishment and will begin serving my suspension immediately.''
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
 :devil:
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 12, 2014, 12:44:02 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/orioles-slugger-chris-davis-suspended-153736199--mlb.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/orioles-slugger-chris-davis-suspended-153736199--mlb.html)

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Look above you.  I hate you all!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2014, 12:54:56 PM
Look above you.  I hate you all!

No worries.  You're team is 37 games up with 5 to go.  It's in the bag.  And look at it this way.  After a long season, Chris Davis will be able to rest in the opening AL series against an obviously inferior opponent and be ready to kick it in high gear against the Cards...who fate has already determined to be your WS opponent.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on September 12, 2014, 12:57:46 PM
Hey, did you guys hear the news? Chris Davis is out.

The Glory Holes got this shit. 

                                                  :haha:
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 12, 2014, 01:06:36 PM
:devil:

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! Oh dearest gods of the baseball karma. Heareth the cries of this lonesome sinner. We begeth thou to forgiveth us for our transgressions that may hast moved thou to anger against us. Alloweth us to findeth favor in thy eyes once again. Alloweth us to crusheth thine enemies. May we also begeth of thee to crusheth those who doeth evil and useth thou in ways they doeth not understandeth. Crusheth the fools and their teams who useth thou to taunt others. Grant us these things with thy good favor. Amen!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 12, 2014, 03:36:12 PM
I'm sorry, AUT1...it's my fault.  He was my first pick in the fantasy draft.  I accept the blame.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 12, 2014, 03:43:01 PM
I'm sorry, AUT1...it's my fault.  He was my first pick in the fantasy draft.  I accept the blame.

Yeah...well....I hate you too!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 13, 2014, 08:25:39 AM
No worries.  You're team is 37 games up with 5 to go.  It's in the bag.  And look at it this way.  After a long season, Chris Davis will be able to rest in the opening AL series against an obviously inferior opponent and be ready to kick it in high gear against the Cards...who fate has already determined to be your WS opponent.

I can't wait for the Braves to be decent again, so we can jinx the hell out of them for you.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: bgreene on September 14, 2014, 11:51:29 AM
I can't wait for the Braves to be decent again, so we can jinx the hell out of them for you.

You will either be dead, or close to it by the time that happens.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 14, 2014, 09:21:36 PM
You will either be dead, or close to it by the time that happens.

I said Braves, not Cubs.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2014, 03:54:05 PM
Magic Number + Orioles = ONE

Start resting those players for the Series.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2014, 04:01:00 PM
Magic Number + Orioles = ONE

Start resting those players for the Series.

You do realize that college football has started right? 

Fuck, you would think you are a Vandy fan with all your droning on over a slow assed game.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
You do realize that college football has started right? 

Fuck, you would think you are a Vandy fan with all your droning on over a slow assed game.

It's important to some people.  I just like to make them think somebody cares.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 16, 2014, 04:06:35 PM
It's important to some people.  I just like to make them think somebody cares.
It's just like in his commercials.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2014, 04:18:46 PM
It's just like in his commercials.

I stay up nights thinking about the Series.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2014, 04:46:28 PM
Magic Number + Orioles = ONE

Start resting those players for the Series.

Mods!  Ban this fool or at least spike his warn meter!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 16, 2014, 04:46:55 PM
I stay up nights thinking about the Series.

Braves/Yankees?  Or does that give you nightmares about being up 2-0, coming home, and then dropping 4 straight?
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2014, 04:47:34 PM
You do realize that college football has started right? 

Fuck, you would think you are a Vandy fan with all your droning on over a slow assed game.

While true and I would much rather watch CFB, but I can still watch my Beisbol on Sun-Thurs.  This is the best time of the year.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2014, 04:53:51 PM
While true and I would much rather watch CFB, but I can still watch my Beisbol on Sun-Thurs.  This is the best time of the year.

Especially when your team is a sure thing.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2014, 04:54:26 PM
Braves/Yankees?  Or does that give you nightmares about being up 2-0, coming home, and then dropping 4 straight?

Oh...and consider yourself cut.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 17, 2014, 07:35:47 AM
While true and I would much rather watch CFB, but I can still watch my Beisbol on Sun-Thurs.  This is the best time of the year.

If you watch baseball this Thursday, you're gay.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 17, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
If you watch baseball this Thursday, you're gay.

There is a baseball game on tomorrow? 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 17, 2014, 11:14:51 AM
Braves/Yankees?  Or does that give you nightmares about being up 2-0, coming home, and then dropping 4 straight?

Or better yet, what about having your Manager call up your Game 1 starter in the 11th inning to pitch to a guy that had a career batting average of over .700 against him just to watch him hit a HR and send the series to game 7? 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 17, 2014, 11:23:22 AM
Or better yet, what about having your Manager call up your Game 1 starter in the 11th inning to pitch to a guy that had a career batting average of over .700 to watch him hit a HR and send the series to game 7?

(http://www.baseball-almanac.com/images/Kirby_Puckett.jpg)
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2014, 02:09:17 PM
Orioles and Cards HAVE to be the BEST two teams I have ever seen. Not sure any other team is even in the conversation.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
Orioles and Cards HAVE to be the BEST two teams I have ever seen. Not sure any other team is even in the conversation.

He speaks for all of us.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2014, 03:21:49 PM
He speaks for all of us.

Angelos...wow, what an owner!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on September 21, 2014, 12:27:14 AM
Just noticed this:

2014 MLB World Series
The 110th World Series Between The Baltimore Orioles and St. Louis Cardinals begins on Tuesday October 21, 2014 In Baltimore.

You are a bastard.  A big glorious bastard.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2014, 05:49:06 PM
Damn, the Orioles look good.  Up 2-0 and headed to Detroit to close it out. Sweep!!!!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 03, 2014, 11:35:29 PM
Damn, the Orioles look good.  Up 2-0 and headed to Detroit to close it out. Sweep!!!!


Just noticed this:

You are a bastard.  A big glorious bastard.

Yes, yes he is.  He was sending me text updates until we lost the lead, then silence.  We later had a conversation where he actually remembered the 4-20 games winners under Earl Weaver trying to invoke the BKG's again.  It ended with me reminding him how much older he was than me and he would die many years before I would.  It was a good conversation.     :)
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 09:59:10 AM
Break out the brooms.  It's a sweep. 





Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 06, 2014, 10:10:02 AM
Break out the brooms.  It's a sweep.

The 9th inning had me more than nervous.

What in the blue hell happened to the Angles? 

Not really looking forward to the Royals either.  They have pretty much had our number all year.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on October 06, 2014, 10:10:45 AM
Orioles...its destiny man. No way they lose another game man. Best team Ive ever seen. They got this shit.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 08, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
If Cards can somehow get past SF, they will either play the team they share a state with, or a team they used to share a stadium with.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 08, 2014, 09:15:20 AM
What in the blue hell happened to the Angles? 

Trout got cold, Pujols isn't the same Pujols from 10 years ago, and I think Josh Hamilton is back on crack.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on October 08, 2014, 09:18:27 AM
Trout got cold, Pujols isn't the same Pujols from 10 years ago, and I think Josh Hamilton is back on crack.

But he got like, saved and shit.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2014, 09:32:00 AM
If Cards can somehow get past SF, they will either play the team they share a state with, or a team they used to share a stadium with.

IF???? :rofl:  Oh Lawdy, that's a good one.  If......where do you come up with these?  You owe me a monitor.  If


chirp chirp tweet chirp
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 08, 2014, 09:47:24 AM
IF???? :rofl:  Oh Lawdy, that's a good one.  If......where do you come up with these?  You owe me a monitor.  If


chirp chirp tweet chirp

I really, really loathe you.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 08, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
If Cards can somehow get past SF, they will either play the team they share a state with, or a team they used to share a stadium with.

Yup.  KC beats the piss out of us and it's not even close.  They are on fire.  It wouldn't surprise me to see the Giants and Cards play all 7 games.  They are playing good ball right now. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2014, 11:43:20 AM
Yup.  KC beats the piss out of us and it's not even close.  They are on fire.  It wouldn't surprise me to see the Giants and Cards play all 7 games.  They are playing good ball right now.

Damn it.  Where is that bird holding a broom emoticon I'm looking for.  Brian, maybe you could make one with an Oriole holding a broom and one with a Cardinal.  That would be so fitting.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on October 08, 2014, 01:28:01 PM
Damn it.  Where is that bird holding a broom emoticon I'm looking for.  Brian, maybe you could make one with an Oriole holding a broom and one with a Cardinal.  That would be so fitting.

I mean after all, best two teams evah!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 08, 2014, 01:30:10 PM
I mean after all, best two teams evah!

It's fate.  Karma even.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 08, 2014, 05:31:58 PM
My prediction is that whoever wins the NL will win the series.

My prediction is that they (I am thinking Cards) will beat Baltimore for the title.

I am hoping for a KC and Cards World Series though with KC winning. I would like to see the little brother beat the mighty Cards.

Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2014, 12:11:12 AM
Damn it.  Where is that bird holding a broom emoticon I'm looking for.  Brian, maybe you could make one with an Oriole holding a broom and one with a Cardinal.  That would be so fitting.

Like this?

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2fd6cd0e5786a80aebd1dfaeedaea65c/tumblr_nczwmexF4T1rqxo4io1_500.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/ca/b2/7bcab204830c74e310f126788b196b03.jpg)
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 09, 2014, 09:40:48 AM
Like this?

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2fd6cd0e5786a80aebd1dfaeedaea65c/tumblr_nczwmexF4T1rqxo4io1_500.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/ca/b2/7bcab204830c74e310f126788b196b03.jpg)

Glorious.  It's like the Gods willed it.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUJarhead on October 09, 2014, 09:46:31 AM
Glorious.  It's like the Gods willed it.

A thousand curses on both of your baseball teams.

Although that might improve the Cubs.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 09, 2014, 09:47:15 AM
Like this?

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2fd6cd0e5786a80aebd1dfaeedaea65c/tumblr_nczwmexF4T1rqxo4io1_500.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/ca/b2/7bcab204830c74e310f126788b196b03.jpg)

Hey asshole!  You don't always have to help the old, feeble, computer illiterate one!
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 09, 2014, 09:48:40 AM
My prediction is that whoever wins the NL will win the series.

My prediction is that they (I am thinking Cards) will beat Baltimore for the title.

I am hoping for a KC and Cards World Series though with KC winning. I would like to see the little brother beat the mighty Cards.

I agree with all of this except I am thinking it will be the Giants and Royals.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 09, 2014, 10:48:50 AM
Hey asshole!  You don't always have to help the old, feeble, computer illiterate one!

With age comes great baseball nahlej and insight.  Give in to your destiny. 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 09, 2014, 10:55:06 AM
With age comes great baseball nahlej and insight.  Give in to your destiny.

I thought with age came male pattern baldness, pulled muscles and losing of ones testicles? 
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 09, 2014, 10:59:18 AM
A thousand curses on both of your baseball teams.

Although that might improve the Cubs.

To what?  .500?
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 09, 2014, 12:03:02 PM
I thought with age came male pattern baldness, pulled muscles and losing of ones testicles?

No, the wife took those long ago.  Now baldness and pulled muscles?  Oh yeah.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2014, 05:01:00 PM
To what?  .500?

Pfft...good luck with that
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 14, 2014, 11:19:47 PM
I can't wait for the Braves to be decent again, so we can jinx the hell out of them for you.

The nice thing about this thread is that Snags is so old by the time your wish comes true he will be pusing up dasies and we can drink a cold one as we dance on his grave and throw up prayers to the BKG's.   Hell, chances are GH will have run too many marathons and we can do the same to him.

Should make for a solid bump.
Title: Re: Well Lookie....
Post by: GH2001 on October 15, 2014, 09:20:32 AM
The nice thing about this thread is that Snags is so old by the time your wish comes true he will be pusing up dasies and we can drink a cold one as we dance on his grave and throw up prayers to the BKG's.   Hell, chances are GH will have run too many marathons and we can do the same to him.

Should make for a solid bump.

Hey now, Ive only ran like 2 this year so far. Quit exaggerating!