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Title: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 11:06:03 AM
When talking college foosballz, every sports talk show has now started making the inevitable rock solid predictions on who is going to play for the MNC.  Just saw an article that said 7 SI writers predicted a Bama/Oregon (They're just so fast) match up.  Seems to be the popular pick among the "experts".  Could happen.  Who knows?  But first off, unless I missed it, the first BCS poll hasn't been released.  Second, and more importantly, we're only half way through the season.  Now, it is completely possible I missed the BCS poll being released, but just for argument's sake, let's look at the current AP Poll and assume the BCS will mirror pretty close at this point.  Top 5 are undefeated.

1. Alabama
2. Oregon (TJSF)
3. Climpsum
4. theOSU
5. FSU
6. LSU  6-1
7. TAMU 5-1
8. Louisville  6-0
9. UCLA  5-0
10. Miami  5-0
11. Sakerlina  5-1

Let's add into the mix that in just about every single year, there comes a couple of Saturday nights in mid and late November where the college foosballz world gives a collective, "What the F just happened?"  I have a strong feeling this year will be no exception.  So, what are some scenarios you see playing out?  I say, IF.....

Auburn beats #7 TAMU, Top 25 Georgia, #1 Alabama and wins the SECCG to finish 12-1 with the only loss being on the road to LSU, we play for the MNC.  Now to be honest, I haven't slept in 2 nights and smoked some good Columbian on the way to work this morning and have been doing tekwila shooters at my desk since 8:30.  So cut me some slack on this one.

IF...the winner of this weekend's FSU/Fighting Dabos match up goes undefeated the rest of the way, there is no way in hayull Oregon (TJSF) goes over either one.  Oregon has played no one and the only "real" game left on their schedule is a team that just lost to Utah.  Clemson would have wins over Georgia, FSU, Sakerlina and the opponent in the ACCCG.  FSU would have beaten Dabo, Florida, Miami and the ACCCG opponent.  Frick the Ducks...even though they're just so fast.

IF...LSU beats Bama and wins out, including the SECCG...Bama will play Oregon (TJSF) in the MNCG.

Mid season predictions?
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 11:09:59 AM
Edit.  I do see now that Oregon (TJSF) has top 10 UCLA on the schedule.  But frick em' anyway.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2013, 11:28:01 AM
Auburn beats #7 TAMU, Top 25 Georgia, #1 Alabama and wins the SECCG to finish 12-1 with the only loss being on the road to LSU, we play for the MNC.  Now to be honest, I haven't slept in 2 nights and smoked some good Columbian on the way to work this morning and have been doing tekwila shooters at my desk since 8:30.  So cut me some slack on this one.
Even if that were to happen, we get left out. Will be a nice bookend to the SEC dominance, as the last SEC team to get fucked by the retarded system in which preseason polls are king BEFORE an 8 year SEC run, and also be the first team to break the streak and get fucked once again. Puts a nice bow on the BCS.

Seriously, I can't see us jumping an undefeated if we were to win out. There will be at least two when the season's over. Once again, we will be punished for our preseason rankings.

Moot anyway, cause it ain't happening.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: The Six on October 17, 2013, 01:18:48 PM
Fighting Dabos 34, Free Shoes U 27

Sabear Rage 30, Bilema's Gut 10

BeatDawgs 20, Vandersmartguys 11

ShowMe's 14, Dinosaur Relatives 9

The Not Hammers 36, Yells at Fans 20

NICK MARSHALL'S FIRE SQUAD 39, Johnny Signature's Bunch a Cows 37

Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2013, 01:39:53 PM
Yeah, although I would LOVE to see it happen AND it would piss me off, if we won out, there would still be some way we'd get screwed out of playing for the MNC--simply because the media darlings have already been chosen.

But, we can control our SEC destiny at this point at least. That's a very good place to be in half way through the season.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 17, 2013, 01:46:57 PM
Yeah, although I would LOVE to see it happen AND it would piss me off, if we won out, there would still be some way we'd get screwed out of playing for the MNC--simply because the media darlings have already been chosen.

But, we can control our SEC destiny at this point at least. That's a very good place to be in half way through the season.

So do a lot of other teams.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 02:13:18 PM
I was serious about not being serious about smoking dope and doing shooters and giving an AU scenario.

Umm....what?

I have no illusions about our chances and while I really, really hope...and think we can be really super ultra keen competitive Saturday, I just don't see us winning.  Not saying we can't, and yes, we have a decent chance.  But love him or hate him, Johnny Fucking Football is bad ass and I think we're going to have to put 40+ on the board to beat him.  I like our offense but we haven't done that against anyone except Western Community University so far.

That being said, like a guy told me yesterday...."If we do beat A & M Saturday, all bets are off the rest of the season."   
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2013, 02:18:11 PM
I was serious about not being serious about smoking dope and doing shooters and giving an AU scenario.

Umm....what?

I have no illusions about our chances and while I really, really hope...and think we can be really super ultra keen competitive Saturday, I just don't see us winning.  Not saying we can't, and yes, we have a decent chance.  But love him or hate him, Johnny fudgeing Football is bad ass and I think we're going to have to put 40+ on the board to beat him.  I like our offense but we haven't done that against anyone except Western Community University so far.

That being said, like a guy told me yesterday...."If we do beat A & M Saturday, all bets are off the rest of the season."   
I'm feeling really good about A&M because I think we will run it down their throat. Unfortunately, I think that they will throw it up our ass, so tit for tat. I still think we win, I'm just not betting my 83 cadillac on it.

A loss would put us in better shape for future upsets in my mind. We win Sat., people are gonna start taking us more seriously.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: noxin on October 17, 2013, 02:21:55 PM
"If we do beat A & M Saturday, all bets are off the rest of the season."   

But how will my bookie feed his family?
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
But, we can control our SEC destiny at this point at least. That's a very good place to be in half way through the season.

No we don't. LSU does.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2013, 02:29:29 PM
No we don't. LSU does.
I forgot about that but I'm assuming they lose to Bama. Big assumption.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2013, 02:30:41 PM
No we don't. LSU does.
One more loss from LSU though (Bama?) and we do.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2013, 02:38:57 PM
One more loss from LSU though (Bama?) and we do.
You should give proper citation even though you paraphrased.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 02:54:48 PM
You should give proper citation even though you paraphrased.

He dangled his participle.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
You should give proper citation even though you paraphrased.
I know I'm bad with the maths but I figured that out for myself. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2013, 03:14:41 PM
I know I'm bad with the maths but I figured that out for myself. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Your math. I was talking about your math. You forgot to carry the one but it's o.k.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 03:26:36 PM
Half the time he's 40% right.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2013, 03:27:51 PM
Half the time he's 40% right.

60% of the time it works every time.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 17, 2013, 03:32:06 PM
60% of the time it works every time.

Smells like big foots dick.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 03:34:36 PM
60% of the time it works every time.

90% of this game is half mental
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
Smells like big foots dick.

A turd wrapped in burnt hair.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Godfather on October 17, 2013, 03:40:37 PM
A turd wrapped in burnt hair.
A dirty diaper filled with indian food.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 17, 2013, 03:42:26 PM
90% of this game is half mental

You can observe a lot by watching.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 03:48:28 PM
You can observe a lot by watching.

It gets late early out there
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 17, 2013, 03:51:44 PM
I was told there would be no math
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
I was told there would be no math

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: The Six on October 17, 2013, 10:06:23 PM
You can observe a lot by watching.

That's why Condi is on the list.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 17, 2013, 10:27:57 PM
Here's your scenario:

South Carolina loses to Clemson.
South Carolina wins the East and goes to Atlanta.
Auburn wins out.
Alabama only loses to Auburn.
LSU loses to Alabama.
Texas A&M loses to Auburn.   
South Carolina beats Auburn in the SECCG.
UCLA loses to Oregon.
Oregon loses to Stanford.
Clemson loses to Florida State.
Florida State loses to Florida.
Baylor loses to Oklahoma.
Miami loses to Florida State.
Stanford loses to UCLA in a rematch in the Pac 12 championship. 

Alabama vs. Ohio State for the BCSCG. 
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Here's your scenario:

South Carolina loses to Clemson.
South Carolina wins the East and goes to Atlanta.
Auburn wins out.
Alabama only loses to Auburn.
LSU loses to Alabama.
Texas A&M loses to Auburn.   
South Carolina beats Auburn in the SECCG.
UCLA loses to Oregon.
Oregon loses to Stanford.
Clemson loses to Florida State.
Florida State loses to Florida.
Baylor loses to Oklahoma.
Miami loses to Florida State.
Stanford loses to UCLA in a rematch in the Pac 12 championship. 

Alabama vs. Ohio State for the BCSCG.
Gentlemen which brings me to my next point.  Don't smoke crack!
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 09:35:26 AM
Gentlemen which brings me to my next point.  Don't smoke crack!

Look who's on TV, mama.  It's the devil.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 18, 2013, 09:49:51 AM
Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 10:08:33 AM
Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

No momma da search continues.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 18, 2013, 10:12:39 AM
One more loss from LSU though (Bama?) and we do.

Needing someone else to do something negates the whole "We control our own destiny" statement though...
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2013, 10:16:24 AM
No momma da search continues.

Nonsense.  I invented electricity.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-richard-Shuns...If....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 18, 2013, 10:20:27 AM
Needing someone else to do something negates the whole "We control our own destiny" statement though...

Logical thinking has no place in this thread mister!  Take your shenanigans elsewhere.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 10:49:21 AM
I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2013, 10:57:48 AM
I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans

Shenani....  Look, we control our own destiny.  Who said it was our destiny to win the west or the MNC?  Our goal might be the Music City Bowl. 
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 11:06:50 AM
Shenani....  Look, we control our own destiny.  Who said it was our destiny to win the west or the MNC?  Our goal might be the Music City Bowl.

If we're going to have goals, then I want to shoot for the lovelly Birmingham Bowl
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2013, 11:20:27 AM
If we're going to have goals, then I want to shoot for the lovelly Birmingham Bowl

That's a goal you have to take one   day   at   a   time.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: GH2001 on October 18, 2013, 02:22:27 PM
That's a goal you have to take one   day   at   a   time.

Must get on the Gus bus.

There.
Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2013, 02:27:35 PM
Must get on the Gus bus.

There.

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Title: Re: Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 18, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
That's a goal you have to take one   day   at   a   time.


Not if your dead.