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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Yacobaufan on July 11, 2008, 06:11:10 PM
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PA-ROLE TIDE
20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR AND THE JOKES ARE FLOWING OUT OF AUBURN
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A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just
broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System.
"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
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PA-ROLE TIDE
20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR AND THE JOKES ARE FLOWING OUT OF AUBURN
You Damn RIGHT!!!! You God Damned RIGHT!!!!! War Mutha Fuckin Eagle......Keep Churning 'em out Coach $abban. If you sign with uat, you'll either not get drafted, get arrested, or both...Or, get thrown under the bus/up a flight of stairs by your Head Coach, if he needs to free open some scholarships. PERIOD
Suck On That Bammers!!!!
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Giving a 'War Eagle' in response to a thread like this seems to make an implication that you might have also been involved. Sort of like, "Got you mother fucker! And I knew I would!" Prowler, I bet if we went back and review tape and witness reports, you were at every location involving a UA player. Damn you!!!!!!!!!
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Giving a 'War Eagle' in response to a thread like this seems to make an implication that you might have also been involved. Sort of like, "Got you mother fucker! And I knew I would!" Prowler, I bet if we went back and review tape and witness reports, you were at every location involving a UA player. Damn you!!!!!!!!!
Only for the good shit.