Has been diagnosed with Lung Cancer.That's horrible.
That's horrible.
I feel sorta bad because I've wished way worse that that on him.
Well, regardless of how much I would like to punch this guy in the face, this doesn't make me happy. I feel for the guy because he dealing with some real life shit and that goes way beyond this rivalry. I pray he can make it through this.
That asswipe has made his entire existence about the rivalry, and in the lowest possible way, short of Updyke. Can't say I'm happy if this is true, but I'm not going to feign sympathy for a guy I can't stand.
Cancer is an awful thing. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.,
That being said, I am totally indifferent when it comes to Shane. He can live forever or he can die tomorrow...I don't give a fuck either way.
Has anyone considered that maybe it's cancer that got Shane? I wouldn't wish that on any illness.
I heard the Never to Yield Foundation gave him Cancer.
I heard the Never to Yield Foundation gave him Cancer.Aubs will stop at NOTHING to repress the TRUTH!
Has anyone considered that maybe it's cancer that got Shane? I wouldn't wish that on any illness.
Now, that's compassion!
meh. Fuck'em.
Not even worthy of your spare fish heads?
Harsh.
Not even.
Karma. She be a bitch.
Don't know the guy (But I know his type).
If he has to get chemo-Hope he gets a bad dose and his nutsack falls off.
Edit: Ran into a turd in NO-made fun of Toomers-I have come to understand although some of them (very few) put the (oh were shocked face). The majority of them have laughed and snickered and are glad it happened.
Fuck em-FUCK EM ALL-The Tornado should have wiped them off the face of the earth. We all would be better.
Note to self: increase the fiber in my diet because I'm going to have to shit on two graves (bear & shane).
Note to self: increase the fiber in my diet because I'm going to have to shit on two graves (bear & shane).
Listen for someone to call in soon and let the cat (meeeooorrrrw) outta the bag about this. Fuck Shane and fuck his wishes. He's getting called out. I want to tell him I personally will be the first person to shit on his grave. I've already ordered a glass of tap water that will be flown in from Club Gato on Avenida de Revolucion in Tijuana. A squid buddy of mine in San Diego says he can hook me up.
Sorry "Shane" has cancer. Maybe he'll come through this changed and less full of hate and bull.
Sorry "Shane" has cancer. Maybe he'll come through this changed and less full of hate and bull.
I'm sorry cancer has to deal with Shane. I would not wish him on any disease.:bugs:
Bump for all of our retarded, inbred, trailer trash bammer guests.
Interwebz gets to skip the fisting. He just earned his place.Jumbo isn't going to like that idea. But, I'd say let interwebz be....he vaulted himself passed a few current members.
Shane is apparently well enough to speak again.I swear upon all I hold holy that when they throw this worthless piece of shit in the ground, I am going to drop a deuce on his grave. Somewhere, somehow, I will find out where they plant this fuck stick and I'll make his final resting place my personal toilet.
And all that oozes out of his mouth (besides cancerous puss-coughs) is vitriolic, hate-filled shit-talking.
The tiny tiny piece of me that felt bad about this thread no longer does. Fuck him. Cancer can't eat his evil black lung fast enough.
I swear upon all I hold holy that when they throw this worthless piece of shit in the ground, I am going to drop a deuce on his grave. Somewhere, somehow, I will find out where they plant this fuck stick and I'll make his final resting place my personal toilet.
RT @ClayTravisBGID: Same here. Hated me but great caller. “@ChrisVernonShow: So sad to hear of passing of Shane from Center Point. Famous caller on @Finebaum.
Sad day for his family.Cancer has a family?...who knew.
I got nothing to say because I don't really want to go to hell all that much.
“Shane From Centerpoint” leaves usDamn, there was the last Danny Sheridan nugget of hope for Bammers.
L ast night, around 7:30pm, Shane Corn lost his battle with lung cancer.
Better known as “Shane from Centerpoint,” and a regular caller to the Paul Finebaum Show, Shane personified what so many Auburn fans hated about Alabama.
And he wouldn’t have had it any other way.
For years Shane was a daily caller to the show, one of the most successful in sports talkshow history. Paul Finebaum’s show is about the callers, and Shane was a cornerstone to the foundation that made Paul’s show so successful.
In a sense, Shane was a trailblazer, clearing the path for the nutjobs who would later call in and make a name for themselves. Names like:
• Phyllis from Mulga
• B.O.B.
• Jim from Tuscaloosa
• Charles from Reeltown
• I-man
• Tammy
…and the list goes on and on.
Not familiar with the show? Well think back to the glory days of 1980′s professional wrestling, when the Macho Man Randy Savage was facing off against Jake the Snake Roberts, following Andre the Giant’s match with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. The WWF didn’t produce characters as unique as the ones that appear on Paul Finebaum’s show.
And of that bunch, Shane from Centerpoint was Hulk Hogan.
Shane was a sports blogger before blogging existed. He was persistant in his passion for Crimson Tide football as well as his belief that anything orange was evil. So persistant was he that he proved his point last summer, when a rival Auburn caller made an ass of himself on the open airwaves, relishing in Shane’s recent grim diagnosis. The caller’s subsequent scorn, ridicule and eventual ban from the show could not have been a more perfect illustration of Shane’s point. And the caller in question is now a bigger joke than he ever painted Shane out to be. :taunt:
Shane had a dream of being a sports journalist, and had several opportunities to write columns for various small market news outlets around the state. His “Shane Sez” article appeared on the Finebaum website for a time, then took its place in other periodicals.
Most notably, Shane’s articles once appeared on this site. He wouldn’t miss an opportunity to plug capstonereport.com while talking to Paul (with millions listening) on a given afternoon. Say what you may about the man, but his influence was so great that to this day, years after his last article appeared here, readers still associate this site with him, often mistaking my work for his.
Shane wasn’t afraid to take anybody on. When Paul opened the phone lines for callers to talk to his biggest guests, it was like dropping chum into shark infested waters. Eventually you knew Shane’s call was coming, and mercy wasn’t coming with him. I swear on the air he once made Tim Brando cry.
My only encounters with Shane came when we appeared on a live webcast with this site’s owner leading up to the 2009 BCS National Championship Game, and also at the 2010 SEC Media Days.
But when listening to Paul’s show, Shane’s calls led you give the volume a little boost. Whatever he had to say, it was going to be worth hearing.
As with any zealot, it was easy to be critical of Shane. I have to admit not agreeing with everything he said myself.
But either Shane bought in to what we all think he thought he was, or he really was what he thought he was. The guy didn’t care what you or I thought, but went about his business with a rare blend of sarcastic humility that somehow left him standing once the dust settled.
Ironically, at this moment he probably knows the truth about Cam Newton, and Chet Williams’ non-profit pay-for-play schemes, and Roy Kramer’s union with Phillip Fulmer to sink Alabama…and any of a number of other conspiracies Shane was so good at orating. And while I don’t believe this is spiritually possible, if there is a way, you can bet any info ascertained will find its way to the right destination for maximum impact. And you can also bank on any LSU lockeroom secrets on January 9th somehow finding their way into Alabama coach Nick Saban’s hands. :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
More probable, if you could see Shane today, you’d just find a guy in the midst of the peace he so needed after battling cancer. And even more than “the truth on Cam”, Shane now realizes what we will all realize one day: college football is just a game, a blip on the radar of eternity.
But in the here and now, he is gone. Our prayers are with his family, and our hearts are a little heavier today knowing that “Shane From Centerpoint” will never grace our airwaves again.
Apparently Shane Corn from centerpoint was the only person on Earth, including the parties involved, that knew the "truth" about Cam. That secret died with him. What a shame. He was just about to blow the roof off on that whole thing... :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
He was Hulk Hogan....LMAOActually, that's a pretty accurate description.
So how does that Karma thing work again?
Let's be sure to document whether or not Toomer's gets rolled.:bugs:
I got nothing to say because I don't really want to go to hell all that much.
Wow. You guys are placing your alledgiance to a team ahead of real life compassion. I couldn't stand hearing him, but to judge him and pay dis-respects is disturbing to me. Go ahead bash me, but if you have posted or have a notion to post something negative about a guy whose time has come; you need to take a second to check yourself! Did you learn spelling at the Shane School of Journalism?
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Updyke = Stupid
Paying Disrespect to the passed = ???...No words to describe!
I'm glad people that have the desire to post something like this makes up the minority of Auburn fans that I hope I never have to associate with. Good.
I'm so thankful that God didn't think like you! You and I, being a Gentile, would have no hope!
Seriously people, read this thread and tell me it doesn't make you sick!
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Guys,
He was a caller on a radio show. He wasn't evil, he wasn't even a "bad person".
He was a man with aspirations above his current lot in life and was trying to emulate someone he obviously admired very much.
Now, all his dreams and aspirations for life are for naught and his family had to pick up the pieces.
This is bigger than football. I will pray for his family and for my own: may God not rip my family apart at such a young age. Pffftttttt
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this guy has family that is in agony this morning and all some can think to do is to post our own Hatred Eulogy on a message board for him. At the least, just refrain from commenting on him! This is the kind of stuff that makes the intense rivalry turn to hate. I may be a minority thinking this way, but if I am,..I'm truly disappointed. I don't know who you are and you have your "Freedom of Speech" and freedom to have your own opinion but come on.......I don't know why this is bothering me so much but do you honestly think that this defines a character of "class" for an Auburn fan? You sow hate, you reap it.
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There were times when he was infuriating to listen to but you have to respect his passion and loyalty. When he didn't let his hatred for all things Auburn get the best of him, he made some good points. Yes during the Cam allegations he was especially unbearable; however, I noticed after Auburn won the NC, he finally seemed to accept it and move on. Since then, he seemed to have mellowed out and he's been a rather likable caller. Perhaps that coincided with his diagnosis, I don't know. Anyway, I for one am sad to hear of his passing and I will miss his "character" on the radio show. Respect passion and loyalty? To what?
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I was not a big fan of Shane, but I will not celebrate the death of another human being. I will pray that his family and friends find peace. Wonder if he celebrated the death of Bin Laden? Or Hitler?
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Where were those from?
I can get on board with "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," but that's as far as I'll go. And I guess I already violated that.
Will Harvey Updyke's family be in the thoughts and prayers of the Auburn Fambly when he becomes worm food?
Shane is/was the next notch below Updyke on the "human personification of everything there is to hate about bammers" rankings list. He reveled in it.
auburn.247 But there were others. I just didn't bother to dig them out.
I understand the "don't speak ill of the dead" thing, but I have a different take on it. Why say something completely fake and phony when somebody's dead? If you didn't like them in life, don't pretend some shit when they're gone.
I had zero respect for Shane. If there was a quantity less than zero, I had infinity of that. I had no respect for his self-promoted ability as a "journalist." I had no respect for his attitude. I had no respect for his behavior. He wasn't somebody I would have wasted one second talking to in real life unless he was taking my order. Not going to pretend otherwise now.
http://capstonereport.com/2011/12/02/shane-from-centerpoint-leaves-us/14996/ (http://capstonereport.com/2011/12/02/shane-from-centerpoint-leaves-us/14996/)
:cage:
Why should I feel sorrow for this guy? He was hateful. He was vile. His motives were full of malice. I fully believe as humans, what goes around comes around. I am like Kaos - indifferent. Not happy, not sad. The only thing that was sad was Shane himself as a living human.
I got nothing to say because I don't really want to go to hell all that much.
Better known as “Shane from Centerpoint,” and a regular caller to the Paul Finebaum Show, Shane personified what so many Auburn fans hated about Alabama.
And he wouldn’t have had it any other way.
Shane had a dream of being a sports journalist, and had several opportunities to write columns for various small market news outlets around the state. His “Shane Sez” article appeared on the Finebaum website for a time, then took its place in other periodicals.
Shane wasn’t afraid to take anybody on. When Paul opened the phone lines for callers to talk to his biggest guests, it was like dropping chum into shark infested waters. Eventually you knew Shane’s call was coming, and mercy wasn’t coming with him. I swear on the air he once made Tim Brando cry.
Ironically, at this moment he probably knows the truth about Cam Newton, and Chet Williams’ non-profit pay-for-play schemes, and Roy Kramer’s union with Phillip Fulmer to sink Alabama…and any of a number of other conspiracies Shane was so good at orating. And while I don’t believe this is spiritually possible, if there is a way, you can bet any info ascertained will find its way to the right destination for maximum impact. And you can also bank on any LSU lockeroom secrets on January 9th somehow finding their way into Alabama coach Nick Saban’s hands.
Never knew the guy personally, only from his on air persona. Like the writer said, he wanted to be hated. Ok then. I'm with K, indifferent to his passing.I guess this is important to keep in perspective. Never met the guy. May have been a great dude. But I loath(ed) his shit sucking, soulless, lowest common denominator, inbred redneck fuckstick on air persona.
They don't even realize they are mocking him.
It's sickening.
Phyllis just said through tears, that she knows that for the National Championship Game, Shane "will be in a chair right beside Bear. I think anybody else in that chair, Bear would kick him out. I really do."I doubt they have televisions in hell. Shane, bear, and PCbama are most likely stitched together, ass to mouth - human centipede style, with the head segment (bear) being force fed rancid tuna salad.
I doubt they have televisions in hell. Shane, bear, and PCbama are most likely stitched together, ass to mouth - human centipede style, with the head segment (bear) being force fed rancid tuna salad.
Fuck Shane Corn. The world is a little better off today.
I'm going to break one of my long standing affirmations tomorrow. For a little over 3 years now, I have not bought a copy of the Birmingham News. This streak ends and, for 1 day, these hack bastards will get $.75 of my money so I can peruse the obituaries and find out where they're dumping this lowlife piece of shit's rotting carcass.
Once Monday & Tuesday's rain settles the dirt they throw over him, I am fulfilling my vow to lay a pile of shit on his grave. It won't be my own - he's not worth it - but I am intentionally overfeeding my dog and will scoop his leavings into a gallon sized ziploc freezer bag. This shovel full of shit will be my token of remembrance to one of the most worthless fucksticks ever to walk the earth.
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.
Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical about him watching games with Bahr now.
Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?
They freaked. Wanted to fight.
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.You love to party.
Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical about him watching games with Bahr now.
Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?
They freaked. Wanted to fight.
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat. All this would accomplish would be getting the ASPCA on my ass for trying to give stray dogs cancer, and I don't have the time to deal with them right now.
Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical about him watching games with Bahr now.
Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?
They freaked. Wanted to fight.
Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat. All this would accomplish would be getting the ASPCA on my ass for trying to give stray dogs cancer, and I don't have the time to deal with them right now.
Bob Barker acts all high and mighty by demanding we get our animals spayed or neutered to control the stray population, but he gets pissy when a guy thinks outside the box and try's to thin them out with rapidly spreading cancer.
Mark my words; it's just a matter of time before one of these retards does some shitty drawing depicting the dead drunk and the poster child for USA Ultra Lights holding hands (or some other cheesy pose) and starts spreading it around on Facebook. I swear upon all I hold holy that the first person on my friends list that posts it will get a bag of Catfish's finest dropped at their front door.
Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat.
It wouldn't shock me if his family has arranged to have security cameras at his grave for at least a little while.
http://www.seemerot.com/
http://www.seemerot.com/ (http://www.seemerot.com/)
When are we gonna quit kicking this dead horse's ass?
:jaw:
http://www.seemerot.com/ (http://www.seemerot.com/)