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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on April 18, 2011, 03:23:36 AM
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It looks absolutely ridiculous.
The head is enormous. It's obscenely out of proportion. It looks more like Andy Griffith than Saban.
On another note, the remainder of the statues (while laughable for a variety of other reasons) all display at least an attempt at a modicum of decency.
Bryant, Stallings and Wade statues are all wearing coats and ties. Bryant's hands are by his side. Stallings arms are folded. Wade's hands are behind his back. The Thomas one (who never actually won a NC, but why quibble) is wearing coaching gear, but his hands are in his pockets.
And then there's big-head Nick's statue.
Forget the fact that the head is absurdly large or that the fat-fingered hands look like enormous canned hams jabbed on the end of a two-by four.
The statue is posed like he's clenching his ass to suppress a bubbling watery shit. It looks like he's wearing one of Maude's used track suits. Zero dignity. It exhibits zero class. What in the bleeding fuck were they trying to convey with this bronze monstrosity? It looks absolutely stupid. At least the rest of the statues make some effort at dignity. None here.
It really looks ridiculous. Like an Andy Griffith balloon in the Macy's parade.
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You mean this statue?
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u238/auwench/dogpeeingonsabahrstatue.jpg)
The statue has been pissed on...AAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!
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It looks absolutely ridiculous.
The head is enormous. It's obscenely out of proportion. It looks more like Andy Griffith than Saban.
On another note, the remainder of the statues (while laughable for a variety of other reasons) all display at least an attempt at a modicum of decency.
Bryant, Stallings and Wade statues are all wearing coats and ties. Bryant's hands are by his side. Stallings arms are folded. Wade's hands are behind his back. The Thomas one (who never actually won a NC, but why quibble) is wearing coaching gear, but his hands are in his pockets.
And then there's big-head Nick's statue.
Forget the fact that the head is absurdly large or that the fat-fingered hands look like enormous canned hams jabbed on the end of a two-by four.
The statue is posed like he's clenching his ass to suppress a bubbling watery shit. It looks like he's wearing one of Maude's used track suits. Zero dignity. It exhibits zero class. What in the bleeding fuck were they trying to convey with this bronze monstrosity? It looks absolutely stupid. At least the rest of the statues make some effort at dignity. None here.
It really looks ridiculous. Like an Andy Griffith balloon in the Macy's parade.
What did Andy Griffith do to deserve that comparison? I happen to like Sheriff Taylor.
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I thought it looked more like Jon Voigt from Varsity Blues.
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I thought it looked more like Jon Voigt from Varsity Blues.
You don't know anything about hard work and dedication.
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You don't know anything about hard work and dedication.
Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.
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Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.
Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
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Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Think you'll enjoy prison Tweeder?
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Think you'll enjoy prison Tweeder?
I don't know.
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What did Andy Griffith do to deserve that comparison? I happen to like Sheriff Taylor.
I like Andy, too. Force my daughter to watch the shows (only B&W ones) and tell me what lesson she learned.
That statue looks like him.
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I like Andy, too. Force my daughter to watch the shows (only B&W ones) and tell me what lesson she learned.
That statue looks like him.
Look at the size of that boy's heed.
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I like Andy, too. Force my daughter to watch the shows (only B&W ones) and tell me what lesson she learned.
That statue looks like him.
In color Andy and Opie just doesn't work. Warren was an idiot that wasn't funny.
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In color Andy and Opie just doesn't work. Warren was an idiot that wasn't funny.
Howard was an unneccesary character as well.
It just so happens also, that when Knotts left, the show went color shortly after. I think the shark was jumped when he left, not really when they went to color. The chemistry was gone. It just happened at the same time.
BTW - We fuck up every thread! #winning
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You mean this statue?
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u238/auwench/dogpeeingonsabahrstatue.jpg)
The statue has been pissed on...AAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thats a good look for Saban, bag and all.
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Howard was an unneccesary character as well.
It just so happens also, that when Knotts left, the show went color shortly after. I think the shark was jumped when he left, not really when they went to color. The chemistry was gone. It just happened at the same time.
BTW - We fuck up every thread! #winning
Howard, Emmett, gawky half grown Opie, Warren "huh? yeah, huh? yeah", too much of that snarky bitch Helen, too much Goober.... all that might could have been handled. But then you add Sam and Mike?
Pffffffffffttttttttttttt.... garbage.
The color ones just don't have the same resonance. I won't even watch them.
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Howard, Emmett, gawky half grown Opie, Warren "huh? yeah, huh? yeah", too much of that snarky bitch Helen, too much Goober.... all that might could have been handled. But then you add Sam and Mike?
Pffffffffffttttttttttttt.... garbage.
The color ones just don't have the same resonance. I won't even watch them.
Completely forgot about Howard and Emmet....just tune out the color ones I guess.
Helen needed a good hard fuck. Maybe get her drunk and pull a train. Goober was a good character early on, when he didn't factor in much...he wasn't good as an every episode character. Floyd was horrible post stroke too.
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Completely forgot about Howard and Emmet....just tune out the color ones I guess.
Helen needed a good hard fuck. Maybe get her drunk and pull a train. Goober was a good character early on, when he didn't factor in much...he wasn't good as an every episode character. Floyd was horrible post stroke too.
Agree on Helen. What a bitch. I always liked Ellie the lady drugist. Or Peggy the nurse. Peg had an ass that wouldnt quit. Andy woulda tore that hide up in the courthouse after hours. Him and Otis could've ran a train on that shit. Plus with Otis present, there would have been plenty of booze for everyone. And I think she would have liked it. Could you imagine Barney walking in on that?
B: ANDY ANDY!!! What are ya doin???? Where's ma bullet?
A: Ohhhh, nuthin Barn, just getting a lil slice of ass is all! Aint that right Otis??
O: Ghhherertttghbnbnmsndjhuyughydbbddferorrrijijihhhjjasdd
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Agree on Helen. What a bitch. I always liked Ellie the lady drugist. Or Peggy the nurse. Peg had an ass that wouldnt quit. Andy woulda tore that hide up in the courthouse after hours. Him and Otis could've ran a train on that shit. Plus with Otis present, there would have been plenty of booze for everyone. And I think she would have liked it. Could you imagine Barney walking in on that?
B: ANDY ANDY!!! What are ya doin???? Where's ma bullet?
A: Ohhhh, nuthin Barn, just getting a lil slice of ass is all! Aint that right Otis??
O: Ghhherertttghbnbnmsndjhuyughydbbddferorrrijijihhhjjasdd
Ellie was always my favorite of Andy's girls.
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Ellie was always my favorite of Andy's girls.
The smart one. She played hard to get. And I liked it.
She had Andy chasing that poon all up and down Main Street in Mayberry.
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The eyes and smile got me...hers that is. Do you think Andy really fucked her?
(http://matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/public/sites/497/assets/ERWY_donahue_2.jpg)
Another coupling that would be entertaining: Briscoe Darling and Aunt B. Bricoe with B bent over the kitchen table screaming Oh! Oh! Oh, Mr Darling, well I nevah! While Bricoe hits a steady beat with each stroke blowing on his jug. "Oh", "shoooo", "Oh", "shoooo", while the boys play Let me be your Salty Dog.
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The eyes and smile got me...hers that is. Do you think Andy really fucked her?
(http://matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/public/sites/497/assets/ERWY_donahue_2.jpg)
Another coupling that would be entertaining: Briscoe Darling and Aunt B. Bricoe with B bent over the kitchen table screaming Oh! Oh! Oh, Mr Darling, well I nevah! While Bricoe hits a steady beat with each stroke blowing on his jug. "Oh", "shoooo", "Oh", "shoooo", while the boys play Let me be your Salty Dog.
You obviously missed the episode where he gave Ellie the pearl necklace.
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You obviously missed the episode where he gave Ellie the pearl necklace.
I'll pay for it on DVD.
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I thought for sure Andy and Barney would double team the "Fun girls".
Hello Doll.
You know, we never saw Sarah the operator but they were always talking to her. I'll bet she had a lot of bottled up frustration that only Andy's hard cock could take care of.
Mayberry porn
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I thought for sure Andy and Barney would double team the "Fun girls".
Hello Doll.
You know, we never saw Sarah the operator but they were always talking to her. I'll bet she had a lot of bottled up frustration that only Andy's hard cock could take care of.
Mayberry porn
Through every episode, Floyd just sat there watching and sighing loudly.
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I somehow feel dirty talking Mayberry porn.
But...I think back to that Andy Griffith/Ron Howard "Time for a Change" Obama film they did, and I get over it. I think Ms. Crump should have dominated his ass. Tied him up and slapped his balls with a ruler.
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Through every episode, Floyd just sat there watching and sighing loudly.
Who was the comedian that did the Mayberry impressions and referred to everybody being on drugs with Floyd as the dealer? That guy cracked me up. He used to talk about bangin' his girlfriend and then switching over to his Barney voice to bring it home.
Edit:
Nevermind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chi9LLgfOyM
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Nothing I have ever read on this board is as twisted as this current discussion.
That is saying a fuck-ton.
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I always wondered if Howard was ass fucking Floyd?
Did the British guy child-rape Opie?
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I always wondered if Howard was ass fucking Floyd?
Did the British guy child-rape Opie?
Mr. McBeavy made Opie blow him.
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And why was Clara so good with the pickles?
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Best thread ever.
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Best thread ever.
Well, there's really only so much you can say about a statue of Lord Saybinz
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Back on topic for a second...the idol worship is stronger than ever! "It was if he descended from the clouds of Heaven."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5yOTUvNY9w
Now back to Earnest T Bass snorting cocaine out of Miss Charlene's crack.
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Somehow, I don't picture Jesus descending from heaven with big yellow ropes tied under his armpits and huge crane overhead.
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Somehow, I don't picture Jesus descending from heaven with big yellow ropes tied under his armpits and huge crane overhead.
Do you know how tiring it is to descend?
Little known fact: I wrote that shitty joke about flying in from NYC and my arms being tired. Henny Youngman can eat a dick.
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Back on topic for a second...the idol worship is stronger than ever! "It was if he descended from the clouds of Heaven."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5yOTUvNY9w
Now back to Earnest T Bass snorting cocaine out of Miss Charlene's crack.
People want to draw comparisons to us and our Heisman statues. Fine.
But I'll be goddamned if any member of the media, or anyone else for that matter, would ever say that any of the statues were brought in "as if descending from heaven", in total seriousness.
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I don't know how to do it, but this pic begs to have a large cock farked in to his hand.
(http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2011/04/16/041611-CFB-Nick-Saban-Statue-JW_20110416154215848_660_320.JPG)
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Since I wasn't born in 1950, I'll abstain from the Andy Griffith conversation.
But the Saban statue looks fucking retarded. It looks like a horrible prop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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It looks like he waited one second too late to blow on a Korean girl's cornhole, IYAM.
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This one shouldn't be too hard to Fark...a bammer's head is already in position, lmao.
(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/9493111-standard.jpg)
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Back on hijack...
I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?
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Back on hijack...
I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?
He would nip that shit in the bud
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Since I wasn't born in 1950, I'll abstain from the Andy Griffith conversation.
Did you not have TBS on your gigantic satellite dish in the backyard? We did. We had one of the nice mesh ones, not one of those low rent fiberglass numbers.
And BR549 beat us all to this topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XRXOjllwX4
If anybody can find the Live at Robert's version it has a great intro.
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Did you not have TBS on your gigantic satellite dish in the backyard? We did. We had one of the nice mesh ones, not one of those low rent fiberglass numbers.
And BR549 beat us all to this topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XRXOjllwX4
If anybody can find the Live at Robert's version it has a great intro.
Direct TV?
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Direct TV?
What are you? Like 12?
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What are you? Like 12?
Don't confuse me for Saniflush's girlfriends, I'm over 14.
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Back on hijack...
I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?
Back on hijack again.
Am I the only one who thought Thelma Lou was kinky in the sack? Now we know what Barney was talking about when refering to the 'lethal weapons'. For a 60's country spin chick, she had some nice tits. But nothing like Aunt Bea's.
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Back on hijack again.
Am I the only one who thought Thelma Lou was kinky in the sack? Now we know what Barney was talking about when refering to the 'lethal weapons'. For a 60's country spin chick, she had some nice tits. But nothing like Aunt Bea's.
I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.
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I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.
Aunt B and fun bags go together like peanut butter and squash.
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I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.
He buttered her up, and she egged him on.
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Pretty sure that Emmett was banging Aunt Bea and Clara Edwards on the reg at the repair shop. Toasters were probably involved.
And Peggy...what was her deal? She was probably too much of a freak for Andy.
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He buttered her up, and she egged him on.
Speaking of. There was kind of that unnoticed tension between Bea and the "butter and egg" man. Bea wanted it real good but I think old dude was afraid his wife would catch him, small town and all.
Don't knock Aunt Bea's fun bags. Them things were at least EE's.
Briscoe: Well Missa Bea. Im-a-wantin to play with yer womanly flesh therrr. The boys'll play ya a nice tune while Im-ma messin around with em. Ready boys? A "1" and a "2" and a way we go!
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The sneaky one was Ernest T. Bass, though. Unbeknownst to Andy, that little chirade about Ernest T. graduating and getting his diploma from Ms. Crump, was a cover for the fact that he was popping that chocolate starfish on a regular basis after "class".
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Speaking of. There was kind of that unnoticed tension between Bea and the "butter and egg" man. Bea wanted it real good but I think old dude was afraid his wife would catch him, small town and all.
Forgot about that, what a whore she was.
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Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?
That did not go on in Mayberry.
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Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?
That did not go on in Mayberry.
Sure it did. Small towns are where all the best scandals come from.
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Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?
That did not go on in Mayberry.
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...
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Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?
That did not go on in Mayberry.
The Darling boys call bullshit on that.
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The Darling boys call bullshit on that.
You ever notice Andy be watchin when they be blowin them jugs. Like he wondered: how that would feel.
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Don't even get me started talking about what happened that time Barney arrested the entire Ladies Auxilliary Society and Otis ended up climbing in the cell with them all.
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Don't even get me started talking about what happened that time Barney arrested the entire Ladies Auxilliary Society and Otis ended up climbing in the cell with them all.
Otis giving them all that drunk dick.
(http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15143.gif)
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6 dudes-one chick.
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k88/sammyandb/andy%20griffith%20show/1.jpg)
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How many can you name?
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k88/sammyandb/andy%20griffith%20show/andycrew.jpg)
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I forgot about the Mayor. Turns out he was gay. He and Howard "experimented" 2-3 times.
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I forgot about the Mayor. Turns out he was gay. He and Howard "experimented" 2-3 times.
Brokeback Mayberry?
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How many can you name?
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k88/sammyandb/andy%20griffith%20show/andycrew.jpg)
Top row only.
:cool:
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I forgot about the Mayor. Turns out he was gay. He and Howard "experimented" 2-3 times.
I think you have Sani and AWK confused with one another.....
Not to un-hijack, but this would have made a good $aban statue....
(http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/farting-garden-gnome-L.jpg)
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The wildest girl in town had to be Charlene Darling. That episode where she was chasing Andy all over, you know he hit that early on and she was so crazy in bed that he just couldn't handle it. That's why she ended up settling down with Dud, you know he had a 10" schlong.
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The wildest girl in town had to be Charlene Darling. That episode where she was chasing Andy all over, you know he hit that early on and she was so crazy in bed that he just couldn't handle it. That's why she ended up settling down with Dud, you know he had a 10" schlong.
Some people walk up and put it in. Dud puts it in and walk up.
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Otis giving them all that drunk dick.
(http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15143.gif)
Giddy up, ol' Paint!
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Rafe Hollister had the still. Im bettin' he parlayed that in to a heap of ass.
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Rafe Hollister had the still. Im bettin' he parlayed that in to a heap of ass.
Plus, the panties automatically dropped when he sang anyway.
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Rafe Hollister had the still. Im bettin' he parlayed that in to a heap of ass.
Maybe that would explain why the boy could sing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEHhvcrSGg
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Plus, the panties automatically dropped when he sang anyway.
^^This^^
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I know mine did.
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I know mine did.
lol.....wait, wut?
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It just didn't get any better than when Raif belted out "Lonesome Road"
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It just didn't get any better than when Raif belted out "Lonesome Road"
Weary toting, such a load.......tredging down that lonesome road.
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You got to know Jim Lindsey laid pipe for miles in Mayberry. Probably fucked Helen, Thelma Lou, The Fun Girls, and Miss Ellie, all at the same time, and left cum dripping from their lips just to watch Andy and Barney suck his dick by proxy.
(http://www.glyphjockey.com/pix08/jimlindsey.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZfBBY6NRQ
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You got to know Jim Lindsey laid pipe for miles in Mayberry. Probably fucked Helen, Thelma Lou, The Fun Girls, and Miss Ellie, all at the same time, and left cum dripping from their lips just to watch Andy and Barney suck his dick by proxy.
(http://www.glyphjockey.com/pix08/jimlindsey.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZfBBY6NRQ
No wonder he thought he was too good for Bobby Fleet and his band with a beat.
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No wonder he thought he was too good for Bobby Fleet and his band with a beat.
Now that boy digs you, so you be nice and dig him right back.