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Title: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Kaos on March 17, 2011, 12:26:45 PM
http://www.tigersx.com/2011/do-recent-arrests-indicate-an-auburn-program-run-amok/

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When it comes to Chizik and the future of the Auburn football team the arrests are far less important than how Chizik handles them. In that respect he's done all he could humanly be expected to do. Hopefully it will be a harsh lesson learned...
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: RWS on March 17, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
We're talking about a bunch of kids. Kids are going to do stupid shit. Especially when surrounded by other kids. I don't think there is a cookie cutter solution to every player who is arrested on any team. It should be handled on a case by case basis and judged on what the public may, or may not know about the incident. Coaches can't hold their players hands 24/7. All they can do is tell them not to do stupid shit, and that there will be consequences if they do. Unless the coaches promote an atmosphere within the program that breeds this sort of behavior, you just can't pin it on the coaches or the program.

I know people who have kids that get arrested all the time. I know the kids had a pretty good upbringing, and their parents are good people. The kids just make bad decisions. The parents realize their kids just do stupid shit. Same type situation. Everybody just needs somebody to blame.

Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 01:44:27 PM
Everyone is missing the big story...if these had been bama football players, and Token was the arresting officer.  What would the punishments have been?

1. Ice Cream
2. Their Autographs to JA on a 2009 NC Football.
3. Season tickets for Token
4. What robbery?
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 02:00:10 PM
Everyone is missing the big story...if these had been bama football players, and Token was the arresting officer.  What would the punishments have been?

1. Ice Cream
2. Their Autographs to JA on a 2009 NC Football.
3. Season tickets for Token
4. What robbery?

They just borrowed the safe.  They were gonna bring it back.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: jmar on March 17, 2011, 02:08:00 PM
They just borrowed the safe.  They were gonna bring it back.
Look out Token, one of 'em has a GUN!
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 02:16:43 PM
Look out Token, one of 'em has a GUN!

(http://www.dolphin.upenn.edu/shooting/2nd-ammendment-1.jpg)

It's good to see young men exercising their constitutional rights.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 02:25:48 PM
(http://www.dolphin.upenn.edu/shooting/2nd-ammendment-1.jpg)

It's good to see young men exercising their constitutional rights.

I bear arms everyday....except when I wear long sleeve shirts.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2011, 02:27:44 PM
I bear arms everyday....except when I wear long sleeve shirts.  :rimshot:

Sporting an ice cold Blue Moon
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: djsimp on March 17, 2011, 02:30:06 PM
Sporting an ice cold Blue Moon


He makes an excellent hand model.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 02:32:13 PM
Sporting an ice cold Blue Moon
Wesley reeks of jealousy
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 02:39:11 PM
(http://nmmovieguns.com/album/SEMI-AUTO%20PISTOLS/GLOCK/slides/GLOCK%2027%20.JPG) 

Easy to conceal.  Easy to maintain.  Easy to shoot.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2011, 02:39:46 PM


He makes an excellent hand model.

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: GH2001 on March 17, 2011, 02:42:53 PM
Programs run amock when these things are allowed to continue without ample punishment. Georgia, Florida, Fla st, Miami, SMU all come to mind.....Chizik nipped it. He can't control what they do but he can stop it from spreading throughout the locker room by getting rid of it. It sends a message too. This is something the aforementioned schools failed to do.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: djsimp on March 17, 2011, 02:43:48 PM
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 02:45:51 PM
I prefer to conceal this in me pants

(http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/pirategun.jpg)
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2011, 02:47:39 PM
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Wetness is the essence of moisture.  And moisture is the essence of beauty
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: JR4AU on March 17, 2011, 02:52:31 PM
Coaches cannot exercise draconian control over the players to prevent this type of thing.  They can, however, react swiftly and decisively.  However, the bammers on the airwaves, and innerwebs will fan any flames they can find in or near Auburn, and you can bet this will be their company line: "This is just another example of how Chizik is going "all in" to win, up to and including to the detriment of discipline."

It is the way it is. 

I can hear Shane now: "hu hu hu Paaaawwwwl, those delusional Aubies".  And that my friends, is all it takes to dismantle a well reasoned and thought out piece like the one linked above.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: djsimp on March 17, 2011, 02:59:12 PM
Wetness is the essence of moisture.  And moisture is the essence of beauty

You is talking loco and I like it!
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 03:03:48 PM
Wetness is the essence of moisture.  And moisture is the essence of beauty
I think I got the black lung
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 03:06:47 PM
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/replica.jpg)


And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...written down the side of mine...
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/eagle5.jpg)
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2011, 03:13:34 PM
I think I got the black lung

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...



And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...written down the side of mine...

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

+25  Very, very nice hustle. 

But again, the 27 is a great option for concealed carry.

Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: djsimp on March 17, 2011, 03:16:46 PM
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 17, 2011, 03:33:57 PM
+25  Very, very nice hustle. 

But again, the 27 is a great option for concealed carry.

This one is better.  Same dimensions, 10 rounds of .45ACP.  Basically a Glock30 but cheaper and better warranty.

(http://www.taurususa.com/images/imagesMain/145BP.jpg)
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:00:26 PM
If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?


Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: GH2001 on March 17, 2011, 04:09:56 PM
 
If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?

There are apparently 3-4 conversations going on in this thread. I say that as if that's different from any other thread.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:12:29 PM
Here I'll join one of the other ones.

(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/4d/H%26R_Topper_Shotgun.jpg/800px-H%26R_Topper_Shotgun.jpg)
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:15:33 PM
Here I'll join one of the other ones.

(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/4d/H%26R_Topper_Shotgun.jpg/800px-H%26R_Topper_Shotgun.jpg)

Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG)
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:18:53 PM
Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG)

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: djsimp on March 17, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have your ass for that shit.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:35:29 PM
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have your ass for that shit.

I didn't realize you were one of those guys.

Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 17, 2011, 04:36:46 PM

There are apparently 3-4 conversations going on in this thread. I say that as if that's different from any other thread.

I will now throw out a movie line that is complete unrelated to anything that has been discussed to this point.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 04:38:05 PM
Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG)
Oh you sneeky basterd...I use a cup..if you look close enough there is actually a glock hidden in it(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG)
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 04:39:09 PM
I will now throw out a movie line that is complete unrelated to anything that has been discussed to this point.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

You should try some of these delicious chocolate covered pretzels.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: jmar on March 17, 2011, 04:41:47 PM
I didn't realize you were one of those guys.
And I'm old fashioned and still go for double action revolvers.

Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: jmar on March 17, 2011, 04:55:23 PM
If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?
I know everyone is doing it in Athens,GA... but rum amok and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: JR4AU on March 17, 2011, 04:56:56 PM
Oh you sneeky basterd...I use a cup..if you look close enough there is actually a glock hidden in it(http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG)

(http://www.polecatsecuritytesting.com/Gun___Cuff_Key_in_Rectum.jpg)

Now that's a concealed weapon.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: Kaos on March 20, 2011, 11:53:16 AM
Does arrest indicate an Alabama program run amok? 

This is, what, the 18th arrest under Saban?  Auburn is at five? 

Be interested to see what Saban's response will be.  I'm sure it will involve ice cream and "internal" punishment.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: JR4AU on March 20, 2011, 12:42:02 PM
Does arrest indicate an Alabama program run amok? 

This is, what, the 18th arrest under Saban?  Auburn is at five? 

Be interested to see what Saban's response will be.  I'm sure it will involve ice cream and "internal" punishment.

Shula to blame for first 16.   Before this one is done, the cops, Lowder, Dye, Chizk, Cecil and Auburn will be to blame for Barron's.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: jmar on March 20, 2011, 01:33:44 PM
Shula to blame for first 16.   Before this one is done, the cops, Lowder, Dye, Chizk, Cecil and Auburn will be to blame for Barron's.
I see you conveniently left out Milton McGregor here.
Title: Re: Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?
Post by: JR4AU on March 20, 2011, 01:37:15 PM
I see you conveniently left out Milton McGregor here.

Shhhhh!  Milton is under indictment, and this might get his bond revoked!